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Well, it’s been a long time coming, but Madonna is on Instagram now, which makes sense because (as I’ve learned from Rihanna), Instagram is a great place to let one’s inner narcissist fly, and Madge has already made her living in that regard over a period of decades. Basically, Madonna and all of her previous image incarnations have been waiting for social media this entire time, and she’s just now figuring out that all that hard work of re-invention could have been done so much easier through the internet. I mean, look at what Lady Gaga accomplished as far as publicity goes. She started merely walking around in weird outfits, and the photos would show up online, and voila! Instant pop star. In contrast, Madonna worked very hard to build her career starting in the early 1980s, and now she’s just now realizing that she can upload her own selfies to the internet, sit back, and wait for stuff to happen for her.
Of course, Madonna immediately posted her first selfie of an intimate moment with a cocktail and a caption that reads, “Cheers motherf***ers! I’m on instagram.” That’s not even the start of her online classiness. Next up? A photo of Madonna’s sweaty cleavage accompanied by “Addicted to sweat !!!!!” Right. As if that one wasn’t planned out well in advance, but she sure seems to have a problem with exclamation points.
Here’s another Madonna self-portrait that’s actually kind of funny. The caption reads, “Im thinking of shaving my moustache!!!!”
So basically, Madonna has found a new way to drum up attention for herself, which I guess is better than srutting around in cheerleader outfits. This next one is kind of creepy, but it’s an older photo that was uploaded by a member of Madonna’s team last fall before Madge took over the account reins. The caption reads, “Accidental punch to Madonna during “Gang Bang.’” Now, I may have lost touch with Madge’s new music over the years, but that’s a terrible song title even by the tackiest of standards.
Photos courtesy of Madonna’s Instagram
Written by Bedhead
- Friends reunion on Ellen [Popsugar]
- Lindsey Vonn watches Tigers kids [Lainey Gossip]
- George Michael fell out of a car going 70mph [D-Listed]
- Real Housewives of Orange County recap [Reality Tea]
- New Man of Steel trailer [Pajiba]
- Jared Padalecki’s hot bod [Buzzfeed]
- Doctors confirm Taylor Swift’s new boobs [Evil Beet]
- Catherine Zeta-Jones finished treatment [CDAN]
- Anna Paquin hates the paps [Celebslam]
- Lance Armstrong is gross [The Blemish]
- What is Barbara Palvin wearing? [Moe Jackson]
- This is Petra Nemcova? [SVC]
Unless she publishes an RX of a part of her body, we’ve just seen everything, even before internet.
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My one wish is to be in the same room when Lourdes informs Madonna she’s about to become a Grandmother.
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LOL!
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OMG that was a great comment
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Lourdes is only 15 years old.
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I wasn’t thinking today, more like in the next ten years
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Have you been living under a rock? 15 year olds get pregnant. It’s rather common. It’s also rather unfortunate.
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Overrated nasty old slag. Go away
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Stop it Elton John.
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Madge has been desparate for years.
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I sooo wished I didn’t see those pictures – eww eww. Why Madonna why? This really does prove people point that she a narcissistic old hag.
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If I were Lourdes, I’d put a pillow over her face while she slept. I can NOT even begin to imagine what it’s like to have a mother who feels the need to constantly compete with me.
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That one pic looks like she got bukakai (or however you spell it)
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It must be exhausting to be her. For everything she’s accomplished and all the success she’s had, it’s never enough, she always needs more attention.
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I find these photos embarrassing
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At first glance it looked like she was going down on a dildo. Yikes.
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Yes, i am embarrassed for her as well. The martini photo is actually quite scary looking… are they sure noone has like, hacked her account or something? i cant imagine her thinking she looks good in that one
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she looks like shes pumped full of hgh. it makes her look buff and manly.
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Whatever. I love her.
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Yeah I had gone from loving her growing up, to being tired of her, to starting to dislike her, and now seeing these pics makes me love her again because it looks like she’s having fun and doesn’t really give a shit if anyone else likes it. Beats the ‘eddie cibrian’ instagram for sure lol.
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Sweaty ol Madonna is something none of us ever needed to see.
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On Dlisted, described her as Mr. Burns in the first picture, gotta love Micheal!
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That’s hilarious!… and appropriate. She HAS kind of transformed into a soulless, clueless, greedy old fart actually…
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Once I read that, that was all I could ever see. Perfect comparison!
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Used to love ol Magde. Not so much now. She’s thirsty as hell!!
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^ This.
It’s disappointing to see her resort to such tactics, as she really is (was?) better than this. She needs to take a leaf out of Prince’s book and start being more selective about her availability.
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What’s she supposed to do, put on some granny clothes and retire? She’s MADONNA! More power to her.
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There is a big distance between granny clothes and sharing close up pics of your tatas. No one is suggesting she cover completely, she just needs to know you can be sexy in a classy way.
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But she’s never been “classy”–she’s MADONNA! She owns her sexuality, and always has. I hope she’s unapologetically flashing her tatas in her 70s. I’m tired of women becoming all covered up and prim and bland because society tells them that’s what they should do just because they reach a certain age, become mothers, or whatever.
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I agree!! Madonna, you taught this sheltered girl that I do NOT have to be ashamed of my body (I was a little girl in the 80s and grew up in the conservative South). Don’t ever put them thangs away!! lol
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What Tiffany says. The world is not black or white; this aging woman’s only options are not (A) cover up everything or (b) reveal everything.
She’s got nothing left to show that we haven’t all seen before, back when it was younger/tighter/better-looking. She would be a fantastic role model/spokesperson for redefining sexy, but she’s too trapped in a definition she stopped qualifying for about 10 years ago.
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What tracking said!
I also love the fact that her pics are not super duper flattering (in a conventional way) but weird and funny instead.
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I agree. I love Madonna.I think she can be funny. Now I have to join instagram so i can follow her!
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Cheap, disgusting old slapper. Her monumental greed and desparation for attention has sunk to a new low.
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Aw come on we all have our periods of
cam whoring, she just has a bigger audience. She’s probably trying to play catch up with instagram since she did not have this in her teens lol.
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Oh god, Madonna, grow up. I don’t get how she can rationalize being the mother of a teen with perpetually trying to be the “bad influence” on everybody else’s teens just for money & career. Very selfish values. Not to mention, none of this looks good on her.
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Gross!!! Love you Madonna, but enough already. You’re a senior citizen now.
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I used to love her now she is a constant disappointment
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I used to love her , too, but now she just needs to retire and eat some figs.
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Soooo much ageism. Madonna is fabulous and she can still put on one hell of a show.
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I agree with “some bitch”. The ageism is nauseating.
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Desperate. Very. And that sweaty pic is just gross!
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Se looks like Lisa Marie Presley in the pic with the guitar!!
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Cher did it so much better.
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Madonna does not give a shit what anyone thinks of her. The pictures are funny and quirky. No better or worse than anyone posts on Instagram. Regular non-famous people use Instagram to post pictures of their lunch and self taken kissy face collages, is that not also narcissism ? Social media is narcissistic in general, whether you are a famous person or not. Difference is, famous people are getting paid!! Us regular folks just anxiously await someone to “like” or “heart” our photo we too of ourselves right after our new haircut. Madonna does what Madonna wants to do. Madonna sweats, oh no!!! Madonna is getting older, go away??! That is bullshit! Without Madonna, all these younger things out there, Gaga, Ke$ha, etc etc would not exist, PERIOD. Madonna is badass and always will be.
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