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Here are some new photos of Kim Kardashian leaving her house yesterday. I mean… OMG!!!! Does she not own any full-length mirrors? I just don’t understand how ANYONE could put on a pair of chintzy (that’s chintz, right?!!?) pants WITH A BUILT-IN PEPLUM. How do you look at those pants on a hanger and say, “Yes, these are so cute. I should try them on!”??? And then you try them on and you think, “Yes, this looks amazing!”??????
I’m trying to include some photos with different angles, but once again I have to berate the paparazzi for doing too many front-view photos of Kim. I’m dying to see how these pants look from behind. Hell, I’m dying to see a full-length profile shot of her in these pants. I know this will be a controversial statement, so prepare yourselves: I think these pants might be worse than Kim’s leather jodhpurs. Right?
Here’s the good news: now that Kim is having such a peplum-crazy pregnancy (remember this?), I think the peplum style might finally be OVER. It was like… I want to say Fall 2011? It was around then when major fashion houses began their ill-fated love affair with the peplum, attaching vadge drapes to skirts, pants and dresses in what became one of the most unflattering trends of the millennium. A-list stars were wearing peplums, and in turn, C-listers started wearing them and peplums filtered down to lower-quality clothing. And now Kim is peplum-crazy… which means the trend is completely dead. So, chin up! Maybe Kim can get really thick bangs next so that trend can die too.
UPDATE: Us Weekly reports that Kim & Kanye are expecting a girl. You knew that was coming. I have to say though – I bet the girl will be gorgeous. Kim was so pretty before she started messing up her face, and I think Kim & Kanye’s genes will mix well.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, WENN, Pacific Coast News.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Fashion, Kim Kardashian
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WAIT..doesn’t she look very familiar..emm yes i remembered!
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111125020406/disney/images/b/b8/Fantasia-disneyscreencaps_com-8275.jpg
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Hahahahahahaha hilarious!!!
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Exactly!!! My first thought was hippo in tutu. BTW it looks like her fake ass is preggo as well.
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The hippo has a smaller *ss.
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Spot ON. She looks like 10 lbs. of sh*t in a 9 lb. bag.
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It’s SUCH just a bizarre look. Like a tiny dressing table skirt balanced precariously on an enormous mahogany armoire.
*singing* which of these two things just doesn’t belong…
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Kaiser & Sophia…I can’t stop choking!! So much money is wasted on people who are mentally blind!! WTF!! She is not going to be an attractive pregnant woman!!
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Ha ha, +10000000
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I saw Michael K’s response last night too! Yep! Does she hate her pregnant self that much?!?!
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I read most of the negative comments … so I just clicked on yours … why is everyone so surprised? The K family has never had good taste on any level … she wore recently a see through gray pencil skirt with only a thong underneath and was admiring her reflection in the car that she walked past … they are vulgar and I do not admire how they navigate this world. There’s really nothing to emulate. They are amusing and I find them entertaining to watch – I get lots of laughs and when I have had enough, I just turn on another channel. They are a very good example of what not to wear, how not to behave, what not to say and the list goes on. LOL
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Here’s Michael K’s photo of the heifer from behind:
http://dlisted.com/node/48987/images/spl498554_022.jpg
Is fame that important that this heifer will walk around looking ridiculous? Can’t she just for once stay home?
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Agreed. AAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAAAAAAAAHAAHAAAHA!
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+1
Hee hee
Does she ever look in a mirror?
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OMFREAKINGOD!!!!!!!
*spewing Sprite into laptop*
Hahahahahahahahaa! The. Worst. EVER.
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Don’t wanna be a bitch but damn she looks like shit. Can we start taking bets on how big this heifer is gonna get? I’m thinking bigger than Jessica by far and at some point she’ll go into hiding. Also I think she’s having a boy. She’s getting the spread bad!
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My sentiments exactly, Michael K was spot on!!
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F’ing hilarious!!!! the write-up as much as the photos. GOOD LORD WTF WAS SHE THINKING?!??! buy hysterical…
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you all make me smile. They are the worst! wtf?
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words cannot describe how hidious those pants are…just no
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This is the perfect picture of KARMA, bwahahahahhahahahahahah!
If you mess with your ass and thighs, putting plastic fillers/implants/motor oil
in them – and then get yourself preggers, that is what will happen to your body. The ass and thighs BLOW UP, but not in any uniform fashion, rather more like all around the implants, leaving you looking LUMPY all over!!!
For all the shit that we’ve all had to read/watch/hear about this talentless, vacant, gold-digging ho’ – this finally feels and looks like beginnings of Retribution by Fate (it also seems like a perfect name for KK’s fashion line).
I think the top pic should be entered into the CB hall of fame, and added to every single story about KK from now until she finally fades away from public awareness. It would definitely make it much easier to put up with any crap she and her whole efed-up clan will still expose us to, until turning up in the has-been hell.
Fantastic!!! Bwahahahahaahahahaah
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Polk8dot- CB Hall of Fame, MARVELOUS! *teehee*
I think this picture is almost as strong a contender as the fake blonde Blohan in the baby-pink faux fur jacket, bwahaha! OMG- no words.
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Is that what happened, Polk8dot? I thought she was wearing pants with a padded behind!!! (Why, I don’t know–it looks terrible!!!)
Gag inducing…
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“Retribution by Fate” LOVE IT!
Couldn’t agree more. As a busty girl myself, I avoid turtlenecks. They make me look like one giant wall of flesh. Gawd. She has no taste.
and NO ONE with cuvynhips should wear peplum.. never ever ever ever
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lumpy,…yes my thoughts exactly i just couldn’t put a word to it.but its LUMPY! she looks lumpy! God, shes soooooooo beautiful, why WHY why????i just don’t get this chic…
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Thanks so much for explaining, Polk8! I was looking at that asking “WTF is going on with her hips and ass?!? Is it the pants? Her actual hips and ass? The combo?”
Also LOVE “Retribution by Fate”!
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THIS is why no designer will touch her! She doesn’t know how to dress her style, size, or shape. She will take beautiful clothes they give her and ruin them worse than LiLo.
She’s still messing with her face and getting her chemical laced blowout. This poor baby is already being tortured in her womb.
Side thought… I wonder if she’ll get gestational diabetes…? She looks unhealthy.
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I disagree. When have we ever seen her frown? She has stopped Botoxing at least. Good for her.
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Gross.
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Perfect for shopping at Walmart.
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Ha that is an insult to Wall Mart shoppers everywhere!
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Sorry! Should have been more specific:
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/
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OMG! I love it and this really makes me want to visit Walmart the next time I visit the U.S. Hahaha, I love the American White Trash culture. So much bad taste but you can´t help to not love those people. There is an attitude about it that you can´t find her in Europe. I wouldn´t even dare to go out the house without proper clothes and mascara, so it´s so refreshing to see.
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OMG – I almost died laughing looking at that people of walmart site. All of these comments are making me laugh.
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That first photo, yep, her ass is only going to get bigger. I cannot wait.
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Yup. I bet she’s regretting those (fat) ass injections now.
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Wait – those aren’t pads?
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She’s is having a girl, her hips and boobs
says it all!!!
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What has happened to this woman?
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OMG. Her hips are in another country altogether. Isn’t Fomichetti styling her?? What the eff is going on?
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You can show how the west was won accross her ass.
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Haha nice one.
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Why does her stylist and/or her fiancé hate her? It’s as though they WANT her to be humiliated.
I can’t even muster any dislike for this woman. She is just too tragic.
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You should all be ashamed of yourselves! Clearly she is attending the funeral for the Ringmaster of the Blind and Gauche Brothers Circus.
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EXACTLY!soon she wil be replacing BOZO “the angry clown ” or the DANCING HIPPO
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I dream of a world where that is actually true. It’s preferable to the alternative premise that she willingly clad herself in this monstrosity.
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LOL. I only wish I’d thought of this myself!
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There was a tragic stampede when the elephants & hippos saw Kim in this outfit. Funerals are supposed to have *some* dignity, am I right?
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It just goes to show that having money doesn’t mean you have taste.
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You said it. She has tons of money and she chooses those pants.
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She just makes it so easy!! Does she really think she looks good in this outfit and does she own anything in her “actual” (not imagined) size? She does not look pregnant, just overweight and tacky. The mind boggles.
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One of the Dlisters posted this link:
http://stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com/2013/02/19/kim-kardashian-pregnant-photoshoot-dujour-magazine/
Apparently Kim thinks she has to wear tight clothes, because loose clothes are not flattering and “make me look heavier.”
Words fail.
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HA! But she’s still doing it wrong. Lots of pregnant women feel this way, and wear figure hugging clothing while pregnant, and don’t look like…that.
Jessica Simpson is a short woman who becomes very full figured while pregnant, and she manages to wear figure conscious clothing that actually looks cute and like she’s not suffocating her baby.
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That would be a nice outfit on a supermodel but not her. And how on earth is she doing pregnancy… her boobs and hips are bigger but not her stomach. I dont get it?
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I really feel like she is ashamed of her bump/pregnancy/something and keeps trying to hide/distract us from her midsection. So bizarre. Embrace the pregnancy girl! It is not like you ate too much and need to hide the evidence.
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This!She should embrace it.
I wonder how can she breath. Seriously, her clothes seem so tight on the waist…
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I was thinking the same thing when I saw the pic. It always looks super tight around the waist and unless she is sucking it in, her tummy will consistently muffin top.
I don’t understand why she keeps insisting on supertight pants. She would look beautiful in a wide legged high waisted pant so she doesn’t feel so compressed.
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I feel kind of bad for her. Clearly she’s unhappy and self-conscious and hates her body right now. That’s not a good feeling.
And before everyone yells “But, it’s a baby, not fat gain!”, just look at this thread. Everyone is gloating and making fun of her when she’s just pregnant. That has to sting.
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I’m with you on this.
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She hated her body the first momemt she decided to mess with her face and lied about her pants size. All pre-pregnancy.
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+ 1
She must really not like being in her own body these days, which is a shame. I loved being preggo, I felt so womanly – and actually even sexy.
You can tell she isn’t comfortable with herself. Embrace it, Kim.
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Those pants are hideous, what a horrible idea to wear those in public, it’s almost like she’ll wear anything no matter how ugly it is to hide her baby bump, i havent seen a phot of her with a visible baby bump since i heatd she was preggers
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She probably just carries in her ass.
Sorry deeply ashamed couldn’t help myself.
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Oh. My. God. Just… Oh my god. I would never, ever, EVER, step out wearing an outfit like that. It looks absolutely horrendous. Did she even look in a mirror? And the back view has to be epic!
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Maybe she is a new breed of vampire that can go out in sunlight but can’t have mirrors in the house as they don’t have reflections? Otherwise, can’t explain it.
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Her outfits get worse by the day. No wonder so many designers won’t let her touch their clothes. That first pic seriously looks like she stuffed her pants.
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Ugh, ugh, ugh!!!!!
With a ruffle on top…
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Her pregnancy is just making her hugely fat all over – her ass has become a Hungarian mountain range. A woman of her size should never wear peplum – certainly not peplum pants.
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she is as pregnant as my pencil …lol
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it doesn’t matter what she looks like in REAL life ..
this will all be edited in photoshop ..
on the show she will appear tall & thin ..
she’ll post a few on her blog & believe the world is too stupid to know she is not even 4 ft. 10 …and kanye is a tiny man under 5ft 2 ..
nobody wants either of them because of their horrible pretentious personalities ..
they are shunned & laughed at everywhere they go …
they are both so lacking in self awareness it’s actually hilarious to watch ..
they are truly assclowns …
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TANK ASS!!!!!!! She looks horrible in these pants. Her ass is ginormous. Does bitch own a mirror?? And does Kayne tell her she looks good?? Hahahahahahaha disgusting.
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somebody is making fun of this female recepticle ..
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WTF !!!! why why why !!!???? i hate to say this bacuase i am a big woman…but she lookss soo fat!!! her asss looks awful !!! i dont understand how she is aviable to wear this! why her “friends” never told her don´t do it!!!!
she´s a f*** joke!
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And remember she’s INJECTED her ass to look like that. That’s the worst part. Yes she’s pregnant but not far along to even really have a bump let alone for her ass to gain any weight. That’s all manufactured ass. She’s f*cking nasty.
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She has zero self awareness. Maybe she just needs glasses? That outfit on THAT body is a nightmare and she has no clue whatsoever.
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why does she not understand ANYTHING about clothes?
why does she insist on wearing clothes appropriate for cocktail/evening at 10am?
and that is the LEAST of what is wrong here. the very least.
holy hell all of that is beyond awful.
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oh man…. the size of her ass! i’m in tears…
i bet she’s regretting this pregnancy every second of the day….
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OMG!!..
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Can’t…stop…looking. Practically…crying…
And her expressions! Someone throw her a life preserver that’s not a peplum, quick!
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I am in total awe at how truly awful this is. I’m almost embarrassed for her. ALMOST.
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No words.
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She’s just messing with us now.
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I got to say I agree only because there is no other logical explanation. It’s like when you experience the paranormal- you try & try to come up with anything other than the truth.
Stop messing with us Kim you’re scarring us.
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this is so true,she is indeed messin with us,its like she reads all the blogs abt how she is goin to be huge and ridiculous ,so she is givin us exactly that,i doubt she is preggers u know
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You know it’s bad when Jessica Simpson is 10000% better at dressing her bump than you Kim.
She must have removed all the mirrors from her house.
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For real, Meg.
All the money Kim has…the access to high fashion, and she still can’t dress to save her life. A person with taste and flair could dress better than Kim shopping at Target, for goodness sake.
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Agree. She and Katie Holmes are in the “I don’t know what looks good or how to put things together club”. When I look at this picture of Kim K I hear Michael Kors in my head saying “Those pants are INSANE”
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Yeah, but at least Katie’s ass doesn’t look lke it’s entering or leaving rooms five minutes after the rest of her does.
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Michael K has a photo of her from behind!! I just… I do not know how to articulate my feelings towards this monstrosity…
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Yes, i saw that and it was terrible.
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Yep. He has a pic of her from behind and from the side. All angles are bad. And can her top be any tighter or shorter?
Is she seriously paying someone to dress her? Her stylist should have to wear those pants as punishment.
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Kim is so much like her mother Kris..disgusting famewhore. Kim’s plastic face is just as frightening as her ass. Michael K. speaks the truth with his neverending “hahahahaha”.
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Whoever says she’s not pregnant is crazy and jealous. With that being said, she’s certainly not carrying a baby in her midsection. Ladies and gentlemen, this “baby” will be the first in history to be delivered from someone’s ass.
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LOL!
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I thought the same thing, it looks like the baby is growing in her ass!
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Also, in the second picture with her mouth open she looks like a wax statue of herself
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Peplums are to give the illusion of curves in thin women. I still say she is not pregnant, those pants are tight where the alleged baby bump should be. Look at the needle heels, they must feel like they are going straight into her feet. The woman is clearly insane.
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Oh my God. She’s actually paying a pregnancy stylist to dress her like this. I…I can’t make fun of her…this is tragic.
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Her stylist must hate her guts.
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For a back view of KK’s butt:
http://celebrity-gossip.net/kim-kardashian/photo/kim-kardashian-10312
As I said in another post: the combination of KK’s butt and these pants is the only thing around bigger and faker than the Oscars this weekend!
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http://sandrarose.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Kim-Kardashian-butt-pads-INF.jpg?42e305
There are no words for this atrocious outfit. She must be regretting this pregnancy everyday. And I especially notice her face, it seems so full of fillers and mushy. Overall, gross.
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Yes it IS Kim’s worst fashion statement ever! Everything is wrong with those pants. The print, the design does not flatter her. Oh the peplum, it is ridiculous! Who let her out of the house with those pants on? WHO?
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I absolutely loved the black dress with the white half-overlay the other day – the sleeveless one. I loved it so much I wished I had had that option when I was pregnant.
My little black heart started to beat with hope – maybe Kim, with all of her access to designers and stylists, was going to come through as a maternity fashion maven.
And then she did this to me, elceibeno. She smashed my hope and my trust with one pair of tight, ruffled-waisted giraffe skins. I feel so used.
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Giraffe skins lol. Good one. I loved the white/black dress too. She shoul hire a fashion consultant cause she has proven to exhaustion that she can’t dress reasonable.
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I thought the same thing, she looked great in the black and white dress. To go from that to this… Maybe she thought the b/w number was not tight or “sexy” enough. Sigh.
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While that was a cute dress, it was ill fitting and only made her look bigger than she is.
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She put her butt pads on today
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Of course this is a bad look for her, of course it is! But I think the worst is yet to come. She is the most underserving of fame and fortune of anyone who became famous for nothing, and I include Paris Hilton in that. I can’t wait for the infamy that will follow when she falls out of “love” with Kanyeeeeee and tries to take him for every penny he has. It will be epic and it will more than likely start as soon as this poor baby is born and g-ma Kris demands it’s every waking moment be on their show…let’s see if Kayne West is a man then and just says NO to Madam Kris or if he caves. Stay tuned kiddies this should be fun!
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This is a walking example of a hot mess. I have a feeling when she is at nine months she will be riding around in a motorized scooter.
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Hahahaha! I hope so!
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The peplums are a trick, folks. She’s trying to distract from her face. DUCK LIPS is all I can see. Geez…She’s a freak show all around.
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If that’s what she was going for then she did herself no favors by wearing a black turtle neck. All I see are horrible pants and a face full of fillers.
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I guess those are the only things fitting her anymore ,her stylist must have torn a piece of peplum to cover the tear at her butt crack ,well ,every cloud has a silver linning and i mean the silver lining is for us ,we are havin a blast with each hideous pic
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I am a chunky mama too (although much taller than Kim) and would not be caught DEAD in a peplum, pregnant or anytime. Kim is filling out for sure but she could still look sexy and classy with the right maternity styles. She refuses to dress for her body type.
WHERE are her sisters and WHY are they letting her walk around like this? It’s like someone’s idea of a sick joke. I actually feel bad for her.
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When I saw the first photo my mind immediately screamed “she looks HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE”
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So not convinced she’s pregnant. It’s Beyonce all over again. One day big, next day small. As for the pants, after seeing this I feel so good about my fashion sense.
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You MUST be on something. She looks huge and she’s only a few months. Of course she’s pregnant. Kim K is too vain to ever look like this without a cause. Let’s not try to start Beyonce conspiracy theories with every pregnant person who is not liked.
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Who are you to decide what a person can and cannot think??? Jeesh!
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Fat is not the same thing as pregnant. I just think shes fat, not pregnant.
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@J7…Ailine wasn’t policing Dorothy’s thoughts, she was voicing her opinion on Dorothy’s comment. We are allowed to disagree, you know.
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This comment is ridiculous. Kim K is too vain to let herself get this big without being legitimately pregnant. The pictures that were posted here yesterday with her hair slicked back you could see her bump very clearly.
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Oh, honey. Photos are like sex tapes: they never go away.
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It’s too bad she can’t dress herself. Her figure isn’t that bad, but the way she dresses makes it look horrible. I’m curvy like her. Turtleneck makes me matronly and hips like ours don’t need peplum. V-necks and solid color pants with no peplum would look ten times better on her.
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She’s morphing into Octo-mom.
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she is too! I just hope there is only one spawn in there though….. eeesh!!!
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Kimmie Kimmie Kimmie please get fitted for a bra. With your money you can be buying good bras everyday and it wouldn’t impact your budget. You are clearly a G or H cup.
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Ok, now this is beyond words how bad this is. Didn’t she look in the mirror before she left the house?
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Here’s some back shots from dlisted:
http://dlisted.com/node/48977/images/spl500358_016.jpg
http://dlisted.com/node/48977/images/spl500358_017.jpg
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I have no words for the pants…and with a crop top, really!? Oy.
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Just when you thought she could not possibly look worse than we’ve already seen her-BAM! she pulls up something even more hideous that you thought possible!
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Every woman carries differently. I never get why people assume every woman is the same. But she is pregnant and I could see a bigger bump in that weird black/white dress I saw her wear recently. But I find it very funny that for a woman so “happy” to be pregnant she seems to be doing everything she can to hide it. I saw a picture of her butt and sorry I don’t care what anyone says, when your butt is that huge it does not look sexy.
When I have heard her talk about the pregnancy she just kind of sounds like someone that had been hit with reality. Like the marriage. She wanted that big wedding and marriage. Then the reality of being married to someone hit and it was not what she thought. Then the baby. I just think she loves the IDEA of these these things, then she wakes up and realizes that the Reality is sometimes different.
But this time around she can walk away from this baby.
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Exactly! She says in the Du Jour interview that she doesn’t want to look too heavy so she wears tight, “sexy” clothes. She lives in fantasyland…you’re PREGNANT, Kim! You are carrying a baby somewhere in there. Plus you can’t “divorce” your baby if it isn’t cute enough, poops a lot, or cries all night. Grow up and be accountable for your actions for once!!
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oops. I meant she can’t walk away from the baby. And the reality is they don’t stay babies forever. She has a HUMAN BEING to raise.
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Thank you. I doubt that that has occurred to Kim. What is she going to do with this tiny little human who is completely dependent upon her?
Call her mommy & get her to hire some nannies! An army of nannies—then Kim won’t have to break a nail, lose any sleep or miss her Botox appointments.
This could be the plan behind her & Kanye buying such a big house. They can sequester the nannies & little Kash-ette (it’s a girl!) at the far end of the house, & not hear a peep.
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OMG!
I always tend to defend Kim because I think she’s a good girl all the same but THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE!
Kim, those people who advised you to wear this are just mean!!
You’re pregnant, be proud of yourself!
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Come on. The entertainment value of this look is priceless.
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You’re right! I’m afraid this is only the beginning. What is she going to wear when she is 7 months pregnant? She is going to have the HARDEST time recovering her figure after giving birth.
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I don’t know what is making me laugh more: the pictures or the comments.
Honestly, this is so ridiculous. Reminds me of a twisted “Field of Dreams”. If you build it, they will come morphs into If I wear it, it is fashion.”
I really think she believes herself to be so awesome that she considers the rest of the world out of it for not following her which means her ego is as big as her rear.
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I her uterus located in her ass or what?? Is the only thing expanding, except the universe…..
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YAY this!
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Guuurl, it is time for a wrap dress. WTH?
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Is she dressing like this on purpose just so she can get publicity?
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That’s the only conclusion I can come to at this point.
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Yes, totally for publicity. Gross.
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I can’t figure out if Kim hates being pregnant and is jealous of the attention her unborn baby is getting…or is she so botoxed that she can’t even smile anymore?Idk maybe both
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You guys are just haters she doesn’t look that bad.Oh, Hell you guys are right .Usweekly.com claim she is having a girl
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I think she lost a bet and this outfit is the result. That or a head injury are the only explanations.
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As she gets heavier, she’s injecting more into her lips in the hope that we won’t notice. We are noticing. Most women get heavier with pregnancy. Embrace your pregnancy, stop the injections, and do what’s best for your baby, Kim.
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She might not be injecting. Some women’s lips and noses take on a life of their own when they are pregnant.
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I just don’t even know what to say.
Um. Lordy mercy. Someone please just call Rosie Pope. Stat.
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Oh dear god…I can’t under. Why does she insist on wearing things that make her bottom half look like a rump roast smothered in a pair of panty hose
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Is she carrying that baby in her butt? I swear every time I see MichaelK’s post I break out in giggles. It’s just too too much.
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I don’t believe she’s pregnant. She started that rumor so she could eat what ever she wants…..and appears to be doing a very good job of it.
(Seems she’s gone from size 2 to a 2.5)
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After seeing these photos, I’ll wear those jodhpurs any day of the week! Those are downright flattering after seeing this disASSter.
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Wow. Just. Wow.
For someone who could look so good with the right styles and outfits, she just looks so bad. I can’t understand what would possess someone to wear such unflattering styles over and over again. I’m speechless.
Here’s hoping their daughter looks like her. Before Kim f**ked with her face/ass?, she was beautiful – it would be nice to see that beauty recreated.
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Oh dear. Do you think she might be growing her booty for Kanye? She is looking hideous and I cannot imagine our little princess putting in the hours in the gym to regain her girlish figure after “West Jr” is born. Her body is never going to age well or snap back in after pregnancy.
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KIM. PUT THE PEPLUM DOWN. PUT IT DOWN.
Clearly a peplum-intervention is called for here.
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Yes, a peplum-vention is need desperately!
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Does she think the peplum is going to hide that rump? Her style team must have laughed their asses off when she left the house.
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I think the issue here is that she has lippo’ed all the fat cells from traditional weight-gaining places (waist, inner-thigh, etc.) and now all the hormonal pregnancy gains are going straight to the BUTT! consequently, this is going to be the most epic pregnancy, evah! Can’t wait for the karmic take-down as she is incrementally swallowed by the monster of her own creation:)
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Those beat Jessica’s jeans by a mile.
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(Note to self: Never piss off your dresser…)
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My. God.
I wouldn’t wear those pants if I were built like Miranda Kerr. They are so SO bad. And is her top actually rolled/folded under to become some sort of crop thing? Literally the worst. Ever.
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The pictures from behind… That crop shirt + super tight fugly pants = worst muffin top ever.
On to her face.. I think the pregnancy is making all of the sh*t she inyected into her face go bad.
And honestly.. where is the baby? I’m 20, so I have no idea of how a pregnancy affects the body, but even skinny waity katy has a bump.
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I think the bump is more visible on Kate because she IS tall and thin. Kim is filling out more all over so the “bump” is not as noticeable. But it is a bit odd, still. I think Kate dresses to accentuate the pregnancy more whereas Kim squeezes herself into tight tops and Spanx.
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I’m about as far along as Kim is in her pregnancy and I can’t imagine wearing anything that tight around my stomach. That looks sooooo uncomfortable!
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me too! congrats
I think i could wear something that tight, that high up, but definitely not any lower!
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Yep, a daughter of there’s has the potential to be gorgeous, but will she get the chance to come into her own beauty before they start pressuring her to tweak?
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Ugh, theirs.
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I think Kanye will strongly oppose any tweaking of his kid, considering he lost his mom to complications of plastic surgery. He sounds like the only hope this kid has to grow up without all those cameras and Mama Ten Percent’s pushing.
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LOL, this pic made my day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m off to the ski hill, phone in pocket to show my friends this pic
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Oooh, it’s officially time for a potato sack!
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Frankly, I’m not a Kardashian fan and have only watched a few of Khloe’s own show but on her show, it seemed like her family was constantly on her about her weight. Her Mom even compared her to Kim on one show. My first thought when I saw these photos was Karma is a you know what. I doubt Khloe is laughing at Kim but there must be a small part of her that is thinking–so there!
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HOLY CRAP this is a horrible look and she looks OBESE!
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Peplum is here to stay until at least fall. I love peplum! It looks good on us hip-less girls. On Kim though its just atrocious.
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She is using the pregnancy as an excuse to EAT. That isn’t ‘baby weight,’ that’s FAT. She must have gained at LEAST 20-25 pounds already – and what is she? in her fourth or fifth month? I did the very same thing with my first, and I spent YEARS afterwards losing the weight (no personal trainer here – had to do it alone). You thought that Jessica Simpson was big after her pregnancy? Kim is going to be BIGGER. Guess she wants to be the next Weight Watchers spokesperson REAL BAD.
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This is the first time I have ever commented here…long long time reader tho. And what I just HAD to say is…
How is that top picture even anatomically possible? As in, what about that shape looks human? If aliens were trying to take over, and had studied the human form but were not quite handy with their modeling skills, this is what I would imagine they would come up with.
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Ha ha, yes!
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wow, that is just bad.. how was she able to look in the mirror before she left the house and think that’ those pants were a good idea… poor girl, those are horrible.
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What the hell…. OMG…. speechless.
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my eyes, my eyes!
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Does she really think this looks good on her? Thats what I want to know.
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Yes!
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OMG! Where the hell do I start? First off MichaelK does have the best post, he’s laughing his ass off at this mess as much as we are.
Of course she’s having a girl (if this is for real), her mother wouldn’t allow otherwise. After all, she needs to keep those money makers rolling in. And does this woman ever look in a mirror? And please let the peplum faze be over already, she’s got more than enough going on without accenting it.
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There really is no flattering way for large busted women to dress when they are pregnant and the boobs get bigger before you show anywhere else. I know, I tried with both my pregnancies. Nada. I can feel her pain in not wanting to start wearing the ginormous tent frocks so early along. I can’t stand her but I truly do feel her pain on this issue, That said, with the micro-budget I had for maternity clothes, I never came close to looking this bad. She’s got more money
than god, for heavens sake. There’s got be an alternative. A flour sack with armholes would be an improvement and look classier as well.
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Does this ocean liner own a damn mirror!?
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Does this ocean liner own a da*n mirror!?
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Good Lord.
She looks awful. Her head looks so small compared to her body and the tight clothes just emphasize it.
Those sheer, flowing, sleeveless tops with the loose hems have been in style since last year. I think she’s worn something like that in the past. She should wear those types of clothes. They’re not too sexy if sexy what she’s going for, but they’re also not “tents” that would make her any bigger than she looks in these very tight clothes.
Kourtney looked amazing during both her pregnancies and she had great style/outfits, too. Why can’t she advise Kim?
Is this all of Kanye’s doing? Yikes.
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Oh, honey, no. NO!!!!
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I wonder if she has such severe body image problems (explaining the surgeries etc) that she really doesn’t see what we see when she looks in a mirror. She so often is poorly dressed, partly due to wearing clothing that just doesn’t fit properly but also because her choices of colors and styles in general are off a lot. Her older sister generally looks fine, preggers or not. So it really isn’t a problem with her body type.
My sympathies to the fetus if it is actually a girl. She won’t have a chance. A boy would be so much better off in that family.
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She is the worst dressed pregnant woman I have ever seen.
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Some celeb women (well women in general too) are so beautiful when they are pregnant. We have all seen it. It all depends on how you carry and where they started. I think as someone else noted that Kim is too obsessed with trying to be stylish. To be the most fashionable pregnant woman. Still playing a part and not just enjoying her time being pregnant. If she was just loving it then she would not be as concerned about wearing these unattractive outfits. I thought she started out as a stylist. What happened?
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Wait…what the…I just…uh…NO.
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I have been reading this site for years. With that being said, I have NEVER been compelled to post a comment. Anywhere. But seriously, WTF Kim?To each their own I guess.
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She just F@#king with us now…
Her ass is going to be MASSIVE by the end of this pregnancy parade!!
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“Can’t touch this” ◠‿◠
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Ita with u kim was pretty before she messed her face. Now she has a plastic katface. She looks like hello kitty now haha.i think shes obssessed with peplum.
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Omg…wtf is wrong with this woman? For the love of God….I’m just flabbergasted.
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I cannot believe she thinks this looks good. She was really pretty (before all the Botox or whatever) and she ruined her face. She is probably freaking out now that her body is looking pregnant, but get over it and buy some maternity clothing. This looks hideous.
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she’s trying to be an ‘un-mumsy’ trend-setter with her pregnancy but she can’t pull it off because she is ridiculous and inauthentic as a person. Either that or she’s in total denial about the body changes that are happening rapidly. Of course she can’t dress appropriately for a woman who is pregnant & stacking on the kilos hard & fast & essentially she will have no idea how to mother her child either. The woman is an utter fool.
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HOW pregnant is she?????? Please tell me she’s having twins or something to justify this!
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Yes her ass is excepting twins
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That was awesome… made me laugh quite hard!
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It is so obvious she is having a girl … Girl’s do not look good on people with her type of body … It is all hips and ass … her boobs look soo big…
Honestly she has always had a thick almost fat body … her legs have always been big and her butt hips and boobs have been big for a while ( well the butt is not real) …
She is only consider to have a “nice” body because her waist is a few inches smaller than her hips … but that is not a desirable body for women because you are always one cupcake away from being “FAT”
she needs to invest in maternity wear … badly .. she looks overweight not pregnant … And I am not gonna even consider people being mad about her being pregnant and us talking about it … she has been dressing horribly for her body long before she was pregnant ..
She should always have a blouse or shirt that covers her butt and breast .. she looks tacky and slutty …
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All she has to do all day is pick out clothes to parade around in and this is the what she comes up with? With tens of millions of dollars?? Maybe her stylists have turned against her.
As much as I dislike her I would not want to make fun of anyones body but god damn she needs to put on a kaftan or something.
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Poor Kimmy is one of those adults who can notmake a decision on their own. Mommy dearest has been telling her what to do for 30 years and now Kanye tells her what to do, say and wear. Just read any interviews of her and it is all about how Kanye is telling her what to wear and what he likes.
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Woah, she’s carrying low… as in, her ass.
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Kim is smiling all the way to the bank.. she’s got her nice retirement funding contained in those fuggy ridiculous pants big butt and thick body..
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Everyone go to dailymail! This site only publishes “good” photos of this cow
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Reminds me of the woman that had tire flat stuff injected into her rear. Ye gads. I can’t take my eyes away.
My eyes, my eyes!!!!
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She looks like a warrior, and not in an attractive way.
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Is it just me, or does she look A LOT like Naya Rivera here? B*tch, stop pulling yo’ face!
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OMG….omg…..OMG!!!!! omg? oh…oh…OMG.
I can’t believe my eyes this is HILARIOUS! omg!she looks like a circus performer! where are her monkey cymbals? wtf? help me…help you…Kim.
It’s not even the peplum it’s the fact that she is nearly 5 mths pregnant? already the most busted ass in history, along with DOUBLE Z breasts (those things look like they’re carrying more milk than the grocery!!)
she is just adamant that she’s going to stick with her ass fat, crammed sausage look until the day she dies.
doesn’t she get indigestion? doesn’t it hurt? leave a red mark from circulation getting cut off?
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My God this woman has shit for taste in clothing!
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She is going to be one of the worst dressed pregnant celebs around.
After listening to Kanye’s public diss of her good friend, Jay-Z’s song with Justin and whining about the Grammy’s, he’s still a whiny martyr. He is such a big baby and so controlling, I give him and Kim two years. How rude to diss your friend like that on stage. For what purpose?
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I wonder what Rosie Pope thinks? Would love to hear it! And I mean what she really thinks!
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Every time I need a laugh, I come back to this post. Klassic Kardashian Katastrophy.
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The super tight pants really emphasize whatever she had injected into her rear…that is the lumpiest, nastiest thing going.
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She’s balancing her ass with her boobs
I can’t believe how big she is so far
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i think she’s trying or proving to be the ‘most fashionable while pregnant’ title…
it’s like she’s crying to scream “I’m KK, and even when i’m pregnant, i’m still just as fashionable as I always am”
this pic makes me feel uncomfortable, i hate clothes that fit to tight. how the Hell does she get into a car and actually sit down w/out her seams exploding?
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Horrifying.
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I never thought I would say this, but Amber Rose looked really adorable pregnant. And she got big and wore pretty clingy stuff. Kim just looks uncomfortable and awkward. There are ways to wear clingy, trendy clothes while pregnant – so far she hasn’t figured that out.
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Wasn’t Kimmy a stylist for Paris Hilton a million years ago? What the…?
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She looks like a friggin’ blimp. At this rate, she’ll be a giant balloon in Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade this year. I can see it now. Her face on the dancing hippo with the tutu from Fantasia.
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It’s like Kim’s entire body is being held against its will here. Her chest and hips are straining to be free, her forehead is grappling with an overdose of Botox, her neck is squeezed by that turtle, and her waist is being strangled by freaking PEPLUM.
All peplum is terrible but this peplum is even worse than most, because it’s so short and sticks out so much. Why would any pregnant woman ever want to wear a waist ruffle? How can anyone possibly think peplum and pants could ever belong together? WTF?
PS: But it would all be worth it if these pictures help put the final nail in peplum’s coffin. Sometimes when God closes a door, he opens a window. Let’s hope.
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She looks like she’s wearing a loaded diaper in the first picture.
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As someone who is also pregnant, how on earth is she comfortable in those things???? I can’t even wear regular jeans without being in pain!!! If she already found out what she’s having shouldn’t she be showing more? I just hit 3 months and I have an unhideable bump. I don’t get it?
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Wow, pregnancy is not going to look good on her at ALL.. Going to guess she will gain way more weight than Jessica Simpson and will struggle to lose it and Kanye will leave her.
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This HAS TO be a joke. She’s messing with the paps now, right? There is no way on God’s green earth she thinks she looks good in that….that…thing.
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She’s disgusting. And so is that outfit. Seriously what is wrong with her face?
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Hahahahahahaahahhaa!! Still funny the next day!!!
Kanye is clearly out to destroy her.
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I’m just so confused.
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No, those are not chintz. Chintz is a light flower or similar patterned fabric – these pants are brocade – a heavy and embossed satin fabric.
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She has totally morphed into Octo-Mom!!! Kim is honestly VERY unattractive.
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She’s always ridiculous with her FUR, this is just ugly as she always is. Her face… I can’t take it.
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