Jennifer Lawrence’s post-Oscar interviews are continuing to filter forth in the media. While probably nothing will top the Jack Nicholson reaction video, there’s still a lot of adorableness to be found out there. For one thing, someone showed Jennifer her Miss Dior ad campaign, which she hadn’t seen ahead of time. Her response was as follows: “Oh, my God, that doesn’t look like me at all. I love Photoshop more than anything in the world. Of course it’s Photoshop, people don’t look like that.” See? I told you she looked plastic in those ads, and Jlaw herself agrees.

Now onto the topic of this story, which is that everyone (including the media) wants to set Bradley Cooper up with someone. Poor Bradley himself seems very aware of this phenomenon and even goes out of his way to not walk next to female journalists who are interviewing him for fear that they’ll end up together on a tabloid cover. Of course, when Bradley and Jennifer first appeared in the trailer for Silver Linings Playbook, I predicted that it wouldn’t be long before they were linked in the gossip pages, and Bradley himself later found himself denying a romance because he “could literally be her father.” Never mind that “literally” actually means that Bradley would have had to have slept with JLaw’s mother to make that claim, but we know what he meant.

Jennifer also makes an interesting claim in an interview with Us Weekly about how her publicist warned her that a tabloid was about to publish a story about her getting involved with a co-star, and she got to choose whether she was “set up” with Bradley or Sam Claflin. She chose Bradley, of course! Because serial killer eyes make for better pretend romances, but JLaw’s really trying to set him up with her friends. Here’s the details:

Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper have undeniable onscreen chemistry, but the Silver Linings Playbook costars have no intention of dating in real life. Despite rumors to the contrary, both actors have repeatedly refuted reports that they’re an item.

Before Lawrence nabbed the Best Actress in a Leading Role at Sunday’s Academy Awards, the 22-year-old spoke to MTV about her alleged affection for Cooper. (The Oscar winner split with her X-Men: First Class costar Nicholas Hoult in January following a two-year courtship.)

“My publicist told me that a magazine was going to say I was having a thing with either [The Hunger Games: Catching Fire‘s] Sam Claflin or Bradley Cooper, and I got to choose. And I chose Bradley Cooper because I love Sam’s fiancee [actress Laura Haddock] so much,” Lawrence said. “Sam is so sweet. So sweet that he’s almost not hot anymore.”

Cooper, whose on-and-off romance with Zoe Saldana ended in December 2012, is even getting assistance from Lawrence in the dating department. “I feel like all I’ve been doing lately is setting him up,” the actress revealed. “I was like, ‘You know what? I’m gonna save time and just get you a booklet with pictures of my friends. You just go through and pick them out, because this is getting exhausting.'”

[From Us Weekly]

Isn’t that sweet how JLaw chose not to “be with” Sam in the tabloids because she likes his fiancee? The subtext there is that she doesn’t much care for Bradley’s on/off girl, Zoe Saldana. This week’s issue of Enquirer adds something to this issue with a claim that “protective” JLaw was resting her arm on Bradley at the Vanity Fair Oscar part and “glared at Cooper’s on-again/currently off-again girlfriend Zoe Saldana as she passed by.” That’s actually kind of hilarious, but I hope that whomever JLaw ends up setting Bradley up with is well aware of the fact that the dude hates deodorant. Gross.

Here’s some more photos from Jennifer Lawrence’s Hawaiian getaway. Yes, she’s there to do reshoots for Catching Fire, but I’m willing to bet that producers at least gave her a few days off so she could hang on her balcony and smoke some weed.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet