Stacy Keibler wants us to know she & George Clooney hadn’t had sex in ‘months’

I’m loving all of the angst and hand-wringing coming out the George Clooney and Stacy Keibler breakup. It’s like Clooney’s people think that we haven’t identified his “dating” pattern already, and it’s like Stacy Keibler thinks she was the first Clooney Girl EVER. Dear Stacy: you just got Sarah Larsen’d. Anyway, in yesterday’s post I talked about my assumption that George had given Stacy some “parting gifts” with the breakup, which he did with Elisabetta Canalis and Sarah Larsen too. I think Elisabetta got cash and a nondisclosure agreement. And I believe Stacy got jewelry, a condo, and a job hosting a Lifetime reality show. And probably cash and a nondisclosure agreement too! But before Stacy signs on the dotted line and promises to never, ever speak of Clooney’s proclivities (cough, cough), Stacy must have let it slip that she and The Permanent Sexiest Bachelor hadn’t had sex in MONTHS.

George Clooney’s split from Stacy Keibler after two years of dating didn’t exactly come out of nowhere. The couple had been on the rocks for months and had even been going through a bit of a dry spell, sexually speaking, before the breakup, a source reveals in the new issue of Us Weekly, on stands Friday.

“They hadn’t had sex in months,” the source tells Us. “He’s been in Europe, and she’s in L.A., and they haven’t seen each other in a long time. Some girls would be okay with that and just be happy dating George, but not her.”

“She knew he wasn’t looking to get married,” another insider says. “But there was always that fantasy that he would commit. Sadly, it just ran its course.”

Indeed, as Us Weekly previously reported, the couple had been drifting apart for months. “It’s been slowly falling apart for awhile,” one source told Us of the couple. Added another: “Stacy and George have been having ongoing discussions in the last few weeks. It wasn’t a one-sided decision. No one got dumped. They both discussed it and realized it was better that they split.”

Linked since July 2011, the Gravity actor, 52, and the Supermarket Superstar host, 33, made their official red carpet debut together at the Toronto Film Festival that fall. In the two years after, Keibler was a constant presence at Clooney’s side, accompanying him to high-profile events like the Golden Globes and the Academy Awards. They also spent plenty of quality time at the Golden Globe winner’s famed Lake Como compound in Italy.

In recent months, however, things were strained. “The end is near,” one source predicted in March. “It’s a matter of time.”

[From Us Weekly]

Ouch. I do believe that came from Team Keibler, and that it was aimed at Clooney’s heartthrob, happy-bachelor image. It’s not as hardcore as “letting it slip” to People Mag that your ex is impotent, but it’s still pretty damaging. I also suspect it’s the truth for many reasons. One, I don’t think Stacy and George have been together romantically, physically or whatever since March. I think the past four months have been a negotiation of who would get what and what Stacy needed to sign the nondisclosure agreement and who was going to pay for the decorations in her new condo. Also, the “no sex for months” thing wouldn’t surprise me because George has looked like he’s in a lot of pain for a few years now. I think he’s still dealing with some really serious back problems, which means sex is probably a chore for him. It also wouldn’t surprise me to learn that George is on painkillers. For his back and for whatever injuries he sustained during the “honeymoon” stage of his relationship with Stacy.

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  1. SW says:

    He’s still hot. Lol

  2. Zoid says:

    HM. To be expected, though I did like her better than any of his previous women. The comment on their lack of sex seems pretty classless IMO though, if it was really leaked from her camp.

    • Collar says:

      Surely if its common knowledge that they havent been in the same country for months then it follows that there was zero sex. I dont think Staceys people see this as a big reveal tbh.

      Remember that chick he was snapped holding hands with while leaving the club? Like a few months ago? Had he moved on and why isnt anyone talking bout that?

    • Helvetica says:

      Agreed. Totally tasteless. The high road would have been better.

    • Mel says:

      Anyone, of any sex/gender, who lets “slip out” something so intimate is good-riddance material.
      To me it is, anyway.

  3. LadyMTL says:

    I remember seeing pics of Clooney looking like he was in real pain, and as I have had on and off again back problems for years now, I can sympathize.

    As for Keibler, I love how she’s trying to garner sympathy by tossing out the “we never had sex!” card. Like I’m going to feel sorry for her when she’s just been handed a wad of cash, a condo, a ton of clothes and shoes and etc? Yeah…uhno.

    • Val says:

      I read somewhere that at one time he was in so much pain that he contemplated suicide.

      • Emily C. says:

        Enduring physical pain with no hope of let-up can do that to you. And what’s worse is, because you’re not depressed, you’re more likely to have the energy to actually do it. Doctors are no help with this, either — they have no idea how to manage long-term serious pain. When someone does kill themselves because of physical pain, no one wants to talk about it; they pretend it was “really” depression. No, it’s that living with this kind of physical pain all the time is unbearable.

        Everyone with this kind of chronic pain should be immediately referred to a therapist who specializes in dealing with it, but instead we’re just given strong painkillers that mess with our heads. It doesn’t work. I really feel for George, I know what he’s going through.

  4. Jennifer says:

    I always like to think about the why behind the leaks and denials. This one makes me think that she is bothered to the point that a non-disclosure agreement doesn’t matter to her. Maybe she wasn’t offered what she thought she should get.

    • Gina says:

      I agree. The thing, it actually makes her look worse. We all know the sources are probably her, it just sounds vindictive, and talking about their sex life is beyond tacky.

    • CC says:

      She’s just milking the last 5 seconds of Clooney association.

  5. marie says:

    as opposed to “never having sex, ever” I suppose it happens..

    and I gotta say, shame on her for that leak, she knew the deal when they started dating..

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      She was on some tv show last night-one of the entertainment shows (don’t judge, I was too lazy to change it while I was cooking dinner) and the guy asked her “who broke up with who?”
      and her reaction was PRICELESS. She was very angry and defensive like “Well, that’s an odd question to ask? Why would you ask me that? I don’t think it’s relevant, it’s time to move on..”

      I wonder if anyone could find a clip of that. Anyway, she might as well have just admitted that Clooney dumped her ass.

      • Cora says:

        @ TheOriginalKitten

        Okay, that’s really strange. You’re giving me a serious case of deja vu. Just after the break up with Sarah Larson, Sarah was interviewed by Access Hollywood for some little modeling thing she was doing. She was asked who did the breaking up. Sarah stammered, got defensive, and said “that’s an odd question” and then said something about moving forward with her life. It was almost the same response exactly. I wonder if this is what Clooney tells them to say? It’s just too much of a coincidence that both women said the same thing.

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        Maybe he programs all his femmebots to have the same response.

        FTR, I never had an issue with Stacy, but I can only assume she knew what she was getting into with him.

      • cha-cha says:

        @OriginalKitten

        It was Billy Bush interviewing Sarah Larsen. You got the girlfriends mixed up.:)

        Billy also asked her if she was blindsided, as rumored. She replied the breakup was ‘quick’… which meant ‘yes’.

        It appears Clooney jumps quickly into relationships, and ends them the same way.

        Just before his breakup with Elisabetta, they were in Italy acting like a couple still together, then within days it was announced they were over, and he was already onto Stacy. Sounds like Betty was blindsided as well.

      • Meanchick says:

        Yeah Stacy because you have soooo muc going on that no one could possibly not want to interview you based on your ‘talent.’ You really think this attention is all about your resume?

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        @ Cha-cha-Oh? My bad. I was cooking at the time so I wasn’t really paying attention.

        Dear Stacey-I’m sure it WAS in fact YOU that broke up with George. And I’m sure he’s heartbroken about it and already knee-deep in the next woman’s biscuits.

      • LilyRose says:

        OriginalK,

        I get what you’re saying about knowing what she was getting into. But it still has to feel like shit, no matter who did the dumping. Two years is a lot of time to spend with someone. If she carries on and on like the last one, Canalis (?), then there may be some criticism her way. Live and learn, etc.

    • V4Real says:

      I tend to read CDAN for fun and entertainment but there were rumors circulating over there and other sites about George for awhile. The rumor was since the injury to his back while filming Syria he has not been able to perform well sexually. Stacy was ok with this because hey it’s Gorgeous George and she was getting all the perks that came with dating him.
      I still love me some Georgie though.

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        Aw don’t make me feel bad for him!

        Can’t he just lie on his back and let her do all the work? I mean, there are options here.

      • marie says:

        ha ha OKitt, but he’s got to want to “put the worm in the hole” and I’m not sure he’s feeling it..

      • Miss M says:

        @V4real: I’ve been saying this for a while because some types of back injuries cause male dysfunction, which it is very sad.His (predictable) dating pattern began with Sarah and right after his back injury, so it may be true. He could have been recovered, but not fully. That’s why I am cutting him some slack for a while. But Cray? Gets Zero sympathy from me…

      • Aqua says:

        @ Original Kitten “Let him lie on his back and let her do all the work”.Let me just say that where their is a will,their is a way!.No sympathy for Stacy here.She’s a grown mature woman who knew very well what she was getting into.

      • Bubulle says:

        Excuses, excuses, they are tones of caring understanding women, but George only goes for the tacky ones because he doesn’t want a real relationship. That’s very telling.

      • Emily C. says:

        His hands still work fine, don’t they? It’s not all about dick.

        Back injuries can cause sexual dysfunction in anyone. And being in pain all the time does tend to lessen one’s desire for sex quite a bit. Then there are the pain pills on top of that. But if you’re in a real relationship and love someone, you figure things out.

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        Ladies: her sitting on his face won’t hurt his back.

        Vulgar? Meh. It had to be said.

        I’m not saying she has to ride him rickshaw but there are ways around back pain. He seems smart, she seems game-I’m sure they could figure it out.

      • littlestar says:

        OKitt is correct – there are definitely ways around back pain when it comes to sex. My fiancé had back surgery 4 years ago for a painful herniated disc, and we managed just fine. And he was on serious hard-core pain killers for about 6 months. It just means the woman has to do more work, but isn’t that always the case with us :O).

    • Collar says:

      Exactly, Marie. I think the PR objective here is to establish that they did at some point in the past have sex because you know, George isnt gay. I think they are aware that they have triggered gay rumors with yet another clearly scheduled breakup. Shes still on the clock, if you ask me.

      Why do you want her to shut up? This could get very entertaining.

      • Chris says:

        I completely agree–this isn’t a Stacey leak, it’s a Clooney leak to convince the world that they did in fact have sex at some point. Not buying it. Nope.

    • Just Jules says:

      Lol – I was just about to say that. “They hadnt had sex in months” – 24 months perhaps??

  6. Miss M says:

    “Dear Stacy: you just got Sarah Larsen’d” LOL

    Yeah, and she was following his rules since Jan when she was uncertain she was going to all red carpets. Stop spitting on the hand that fed you, Stacy! Have some decency, girl!

    Either she is angling to the impotency aspect or the possible cheating because we all know we’ve seen photos of Monika and George… But we haven’t seen photos of Stacy with other guy friends in the past few months *couch*… Because she would Never cheat… *Grab you Angel halo* and *shed unicorn tears*

    ps: cheat in the sense of an allegedly contract

    • Jen says:

      Yeah, she just crossed the line. Not sure why this would be said by anyone unless it was to hit them where it hurts, but not sure why she did it, if she did it–still don’t trust US, it is not that reliable and can still be uber trashy. But if she did she it, it is really “uncool”.

      • crtb says:

        Didn’t the last girlfriend say the exact same thing when they broke up. Something to the effect that the relationship was like and Uncle and niece? Making it sound like there wasn’t sex and it was platonic?

    • Miss M says:

      @jen: Exactly!!!

      ps: I mean to say cough and not couch, lol

      • Jen says:

        If there is not a retraction of this, Clooney might have to use his contacts near Lake Como (berlesconni maybe, since he did hang with him for a bit) and Stacy might really have to watch her back!! (Just kidding, but you don’t mess with a sex symbols reason for being sexy, especially since she is only famous for being his girlfriend, now EX and has a job as a reality show host–nothing to write home about. What future she might have had will disappear as Clooney is very powerful.)

      • Collar says:

        Burlasconni is busy sorting out his own dramz with Italys criminal justice system. There are afew young prostitutes he would have loved to disappear in that lake too. Lol.

    • Bubulle says:

      Us weekly is known to work closely with celebrities PR, this definitely comes from Stacy’s camp, I guess she wasn’t too happy with the settlement, you need to reopen your wallet Mr Clooney.

      • hunter says:

        Saying they “haven’t had sex in months” isn’t the same as saying George can’t get it up or he’s awful in bed or ANYTHING like that. It is just another explanation for why their relationship is over.

        I really don’t think it is damaging at all.

  7. BooBooLaRue says:

    well, i haven’t had sex with him in months either!

  8. janie says:

    Do him in a New York minute! Sounds like sour grapes? I’ve often wondered if he had a vasectomy, so there would be no ooops? Just sayin’ 🙂

    • Helvetica says:

      Wouldn’t doubt he has had a vasectomy at all. He is pretty adamant about never wanting kids and is constantly stating it in interviews.

      Georgey Porgy just wants to have his fun. Which is fine because it appears he makes it clear to everyone from the beginning that he is NOT interested in marriage or kids. it’d be worse if he was lying to these women but he kind of just takes it in stride and says This is what I want/don’t want. You are either ok with it or you’re not.

  9. Sunnyjyl says:

    The report made it sound more like they hadn’t seen each other in months thus they hadn’t had sex in months. Hey, he’s in his 50’s. The libido slows down. If he had been with a same aged partner, for many years, not having sex for awhile wouldn’t matter. Not being together, for months does matter either way, though.
    I could use a few months by the lake, in Italy. George, I’m closer to your age, I’m, tall, and I have the same hair color as Stacy. It’s pretty long, too. It comes down to my breast like that . . . when I wear a bra. Haha.

  10. lisa2 says:

    Sorry I have never pictured George as some Hot pocket in the sack. just doesn’t give off that vibe.

    • Stef Leppard says:

      +1!

      I was gonna say, I don’t think people are walking around thinking George is some sex machine, so I don’t really see how this is “damaging.” They hadn’t seen much of each other in months and then they broke up. I’m not envisioning passionate sex happening in that situation.

  11. Kiddo says:

    Supermarket Superstar host. What in hell is this? Someone who knows how to handle a shopping cart? Does she trail Aunt Edna to see how much she saved on oranges this week? I can’t wait until the new show, Grass Growing Gazer Greats. It should be thrilling. Or maybe Benjamin Moore can sponsor a Waiting for the Paint to Dry competition. YAY!

    • lisa2 says:

      I thought it was about people grabbing things in the store. NOPE it is about people that invent things that wind up in grocery stores.

      Good luck on that one Stacy

      • Ag says:

        @Lisa2 – I also thought of Supermarket Sweep (i had two roommates who were obsessed with that show, haha) but I think this show is different. I think.

      • Amelia says:

        So is Stacy hosting a show about all of those products that say “As Seen On TV” on the box? Sounds like a ratings winner to me…not.m

    • hunter says:

      No clue but she never would have been allowed to take the gig if they were planning to stay together.

      Dancing With The Stars wanted her to come back last year and George said No because they were still together and it was beneath his image.

      They’ve been already planning this for quite some time.

    • Nymeria says:

      Kiddo, you made me chuckle. What a brilliant litany of inanity!

      • Kiddo says:

        Thanks, but with the TV crap they’ve been feeding us, my stupid ideas are not beyond the realm of possibility….sadly.

  12. Amelia says:

    It’s almost embarrassing to be seen dating George Clooney these days. Everyone knows the latest trick won’t last. Yeah, you get brought to nice restaurants and an award show wearing a designer dress.. but you are basically a laughing stock.

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      Not “almost”, it IS embarrassing. Clooney, Leo, Depp…..

      I used to crush on all of those guys but I’ve mentally put them out to pasture. They were long ago kicked out of the masturbatory rotation in favor of sexier, more self-assured dongs.

      • Miss M says:

        You are a on fire today, Kitten! D*mn!lol

      • GiGi says:

        Came to say the same, lol! What’s gotten into you today, TOK? Care to share 😉

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        Going on 3 weeks without weed, ladies.

        Now y’all see why I need my green!

      • mercy says:

        “I used to crush on all of those guys but I’ve mentally put them out to pasture.”

        Me too, though I still have a soft spot for George. But for some reason thinking about any of them having sex is now a turn-off. Maybe I’m growing up lol…

      • stinky says:

        kit-ten! funny . . . . . . .. .

      • Irishae says:

        3 weeks? Girl…need me to Fedex you something? 😉

      • Virgilia Coriolanus says:

        Oh, Kitten, I wish I could kick my shamef*ck to the curb (Leo), but he’s such a great actor (Django did it for me), and I looooove Kate Winslet (Sense and Sensibility) and as long as he doesn’t kick her to the curb, I will be trash talking him to my girlfriend about how much of an idiot he is to be dating models and working too much, while he could go for a woman like Kate. (as you can probably tell, I’ve gone on about this to my girlfriend on facebook for quite some time…I have an excuse though, I’m young and virginal :))

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        @Irishae-Don’t tease a cranky bitch like that.

        @Virgilia Coriolanus- “young and virginal”? You sound perfect for Leo.

        …or Clooney or Depp. You could probably have your pick, really.

      • Virgilia Coriolanus says:

        Kitten, I’m not blonde or thin enough to catch them (if I wanted them that badly, Leo will most likely get kicked off the list if I hit 21 and he’s still acting like a douche with his first girlfriend).

        Now, if I wanted to catch an actor (ahem, Gary Oldman*, Joaquin Phoenix*-I’d go vegan for him, Ralph Fiennes*, Liam Neeson, Mads Mikkelsen, Idris Elba, and so on-I could go on and on and on..), I would follow Chris Rock’s way of thinking. I don’t remember which comedy show of his it was from, but he said (forgive me for being vulgar) “Any woman can suck a d*ck, but gravy is a different story.”

        I don’t meant to brag (Lord I do:)), but I make some damn good homemade gravy (and homemade cookies, cakes, pies, cheesecakes).

        So if I’m ever in London, and I see Liam Neeson looking sad, I’m going to stuff him full of German chocolate cake and pecan bars. Ditto for Joaquin-if I’m ever in LA.

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        You are wise beyond your years, Virgilia, and WAY too good for these gross old men.

        But seriously-I’ve never met a man that doesn’t love a home cooked meal. I’m more of a grillin’ and beer girl but it still seems to do the trick 😉

      • Virgilia Coriolanus says:

        There are only two “gross, old men” that make the forever hit list with me…Liam Neeson and Gary Oldman-Ralph Fiennes, although my first legitimite crush (I swear I watched Wuthering Heights and The English Patient every day for two years-it was that bad)-he’s a little too sketchy in his personal life (the bathroom hookup was gross), although private.

        Joaquin Phoenix though…whoa. I swear I only watch Gladiator because of him.

        As for my culinary expertise getting me dates, oh that’s going to work well. I’ll be sending some care packages to this nineteen year old soldier that my aunt knows (she lives on a military base)…the first time I met him, at my aunt’s house party, my mom told me to pee on him to “mark my territory”, then when he was about to leave (after teasing me about him ALL NIGHT), she made him give everyone a hug before he left, so I could touch him. Great mama, she is:)) He’s going to Afghanistan this fall…so we’ll see what happens.

      • Virgilia Coriolanus says:

        And Kitten, you and my mama would get along just fine….although she doesn’t like beer. She’s more of a Crown&Seven + Coke/margarita/sangria girl.

  13. GiGi says:

    You know – he’s an attractive man – but I’ve never looked at him and thought, “He must be an amazing lover”. That is just not the vibe I get from him at all.

    • Emily C. says:

      Me either. Even back in the ER days when he was this major heartthrob. I’ve always thought he’s nice to look at and would be fun to go out on dates with, but if I tried to start imagining what would happen after, it didn’t work.

      • Chutzpah says:

        I suspect he is smooth, like a ken doll, besides even if I could get on board imagining him doing a tripod impression the head wobble tick would still put me off

  14. Liberty says:

    Maybe she knows someone has something on her being with her ex boyfriend during this Clooney era. So this bit of tacky info “excuses” the ex sex, in case it comes out. “Being apart for months” is a good excuse for both to use to soothe the People readers (and the next partners they acquire or hire?) especially if they each move fast to new relationships.

    Also, this seems similar to the Italian Queen’s post break-up remark about GC being like a father near the end, or whatever she said pre-translation, you know?

  15. palermo says:

    We read a long time ago that he had a vasectomy, and it’s common knowledge that he has plenty of male “guests” at Lake Como. The man is gay.

    • Collar says:

      Why would a gay man need a vasectomy, Palermo?

    • Kim1 says:

      Why would a Gay man who uses beards need a vasectomy.? I was a beard in college for 3 friends ,not at the same time,no sex.So maybe he is Bisexual not Gay.I know Gay men have sex but not those who use beards or professional girlfriends(contracts)

      • Deedee says:

        This isn’t meant to be a facetious comment, but I am interested. How does one become a beard for three different people? Does the person come up to you, admit he is gay, and asks you to pretend your his girlfriend? What are the perks for you? We’re you allowed to date straight guys while you bearded for them?

    • Emily C. says:

      My husband also had a vasectomy. I guess he’s gay?

  16. lisa2 says:

    It will be interesting to see what kind of cloths she is wearing now. She wore a great many High Fashion designers. Mostly because they knew she would be at these events with George and get photographed. I wonder if that will still happen?

    • Rock says:

      Me, too. And, first of all, who’s going to pay her stylist’s bills?
      Because, you know, she will blow her severance pay in no time if she wants to keep the same lifestyle.
      At least Canalis used to have a solid relationship with a number of Italian designers before meeting George and she still manages to get dresses for free. I am not sure Stacy is that lucky.

  17. Tig says:

    If in fact her team let this “slip”, its beyond tacky! I had read of his back injury, but had no idea it was that serious. Didn’t he drop out of Man from UNCLE citing his back due to stunts involved? He has my sympathy.

    • Bubulle says:

      I don’t . He had it coming with the whole revolving door of paid escorts. He should know better.

  18. Meggin says:

    She should have realized it was bound to happen, lol and job hosting a lifetime show lmao. Kinda sad!

  19. Holden says:

    He lost interest hon, that’s why you are now a free agent.

    • c'est la vie says:

      And that’s just too much information too.

      Like I want to know about her gag worthy sex life?
      That Wrestling Queen is so classy.

  20. just me says:

    please get over yourself miss Kiebler! you were a WWF wrestler for heavans sake, just because you work out 4 hours a day and have the lengths of a giraffe doesn’t make you an A-lister type. while I don’t condone George’s way of doing things it’s certainly no secret and if you sign up for the contract, be classy through to the end. airing dirty laundry now is ridiculous. I just can’t figure out why George is like this??? It really really smells of bearding. he is looking more closeted with each one.

  21. Wendy says:

    I can’t help thinking George is gay and it’s mutually rewarding for all of his “beards”. Doesn’t bother me, I never wanted to do him, but it’s an interesting thought all the same….

  22. Cora says:

    I think it’s pretty funny that people can’t be arsed to even spell Sarah Larson’s name right, anymore. Pay attention, Stacy. In a couple of years you’ll be remembered as Stacy Keebler. 😀

  23. judyjudy says:

    Her body is amazing.

  24. Ravensdaughter says:

    I was Team Stacey for leaving, but that’s TMI. Tacky.

  25. Mitch Buchanan Rocks! says:

    I wasn’t sold on this to begin with. On a sadder note it looks like the CBC website has been taken over by the ‘Harper’ government.

  26. Christin says:

    The pattern of dating a woman for a year or two may go back to his high school days. His sister mentioned something to that effect in an interview. Maybe he never outgrew it. On a side note, his family seems grounded and relatively normal.

  27. K-Rock says:

    I wonder when “that” time will come when he’s no longer Mr Lifetime Bachelor. Its gonna happen, maybe not for a while but he’s creepin’ up there. Watch how quick he settles down with a woman instead of a pet pig. It’ll happen. Just a matter of time.

    • Christin says:

      I agree. He’s getting closer to the point where he may decide to give up the trade-in routine. He should pick someone with more maturity next time.

  28. kct says:

    His appeal ran out a long time ago. A self respecting woman would be embarrassed to be seen with him.

  29. Eleonor says:

    Like these two ever had a sexlife…

  30. Dragonlady sakura says:

    I’m sure she’s not home crying into her pillow. She probably got some great parting gifts like a contestant on The Price Is Right.

  31. GiGi says:

    Don’t you guys remember Celine Balitran? She was the origninal Sarah Larson. They were together 3 years and then “she dumped him because of his fear of commitment and dedication to his work” – he was quoted in Esquire when they broke up saying he couldn’t blame her and that they would remain very good friends…

    • Bubulle says:

      She sued him for palimony, ( i think she got 4 million and a brand new house) I doubt they’re still friends.

      • Collar says:

        I remember listening to a Howard Stern rerun, I think Clooney was promoting a Perfect Storm so it was pretty old. Anyway he was responding to a question from Robin and he said that he had given his French ex an appartment and that he had never been so generous with an ex. It stayed in my head because I mean, how generous! Its interesting to hear she had to sue for it. He really painted himself as a generous nice guy.

      • Miss M says:

        I used the wrong term below, :). Thanks Bubulle. This is precise, she sued him for palimony. After that, there was no live-in girlfriend (ask Krista or Lisa). And after the back injury, Sarah and her followers…

        George, keep doing what makes you happy. But could you please keep it to yourself?

    • Miss M says:

      Celine was not the real Sarah Larson. She was a French Law student who quit school to live with him and was a kind-garden teacher while living in LA (If my memory is correct). She threw him a birthday party in 1999 and after his trip with friends they ended. She sued him for alimony. Oh, when they started dating she had no clue who he was until he brought her to a red carpet. I guess it was his last normal relationship…

      She did marry after breaking up with him (unlike the current ones who just complain about it) and has a child now. This info comes from my “The things I know I wish I didn’t” list, 🙂

      • GiGi says:

        I didn’t mean it in the “she was a bartender/model/actress for hire” sort of way – I meant from his side. The entire thing was “handled” exactly the way this last string of women was – at least on his end.

      • Bubulle says:

        Miss M is right , she was no Sarah Larson , she had a modest background but she was actually educated, IIRC they were living together, I think she felt betrayed when he dumped her because she gave up everything to be with him. Too bad he treated her like a jump off.

      • lisa2 says:

        I think that is kind of how it works when the woman does the dumping. She moves on and has the life she says she wants. When it is the guy doing the dumping; a lot of times we see the woman kind of just well just..

        good for her. And she hasn’t given interviews or anything. Just living her life with her family.

    • Amelia says:

      I remember Celine. She was young and gorgeous. I thought she was an idiot for dating Clooney.

  32. anon says:

    I remember reading that he said in an interview that his back pain was so severe that he contemplated suicide. Chronic pain IS hell and I feel for anyone who endures it day after day 🙁

    • Guesto says:

      Yeah. He says a lot of things, a lot of which are really not backed up by facts. He has had back/neck problems in the past but he regularly plays basketball and was seen very recently jumping in and out of a truck on the Monuments Men film set. If he was in permanent pain as he’d probably like people to believe, he’d hardly be exerting himself as he does on the court or set. I think he’s an old fraud and plays the bad back card when it suits him (eg. his 2011 Oscar campaign) or when he needs to distract from his tragicomedy of a lovelife. 😉

      • Emily C. says:

        When he was playing basketball, he probably just had a good day, pain-wise. Or he drugged himself to the heavens to be able to do it. There is no one perfect model for the way people behave with chronic pain.

        Btw, people with back injuries are told to exercise as much as we can, after a certain amount of time.

    • Browniecakes says:

      Former wrestler meets back pain boy. I always wondered how that worked. He never looked at Stacey the way he did Elizabetta.

  33. Talie says:

    So, she got property, a job, and probably some cash/jewels… I’m sure it all totaled over a million or more.

  34. Paloma says:

    Some women (who knows what one) stated he was more interested in the alcohol than the sex. I read it quite some time ago.

    I thought she already owned a house or condo before he came into the picture.

  35. Tessa says:

    I’m such a girl, but it sort of bugs me that George basically uses these girls, and then trades them in. He seems incapable of love or deeper commitment, and sorry, that’s not attractive to me. Same goes for Leo. If you’re incapable of loving on a deeper level, I question basically everything about you. My knee jerk reaction is that you have issues.

    • DT says:

      Actors, in general, do not make good life time partners. And that goes double if they’re actually famous. It’s not a normal life and their relationships do not unfold in a normal way. This guy is comfortable going the paid escort route. And, hey ladies, if you are accepting money from your “relationship” that is exactly what you are – a paid escort. Real relationships don’t involve cash.

    • ParisPucker says:

      erm, more like these girls are using him? Had we really ever heard of this girl, or even the string of girlfriends before he dated them. People break up. It happens. I can’t hate on him bc he’s always been honest about where stands, what he wants and doesn’t want. And all breakups have been fairly amicable and classy as you can make breakups be. These women have thrived post-break up. And as for chronic pain, it’s no joke. Imagine getting a root canal with no functioning novacane to treat it and find a way to live with it on a chronic basis. It’s hard for people to imagine living this way. A friend’s father lives with it and it’s a real deal. Don’t know about George, but this poor man has had to find a way to manage living with it through a variety of unconventional methods… so if it’s true i do feel sorry for George. It’s a rough deal.

      • Deedee says:

        I tend to agree with you. I think both George and his girl for the moment each gain something from the relationship; it’s symbiotic, not parasitic. And he stays with the same lady for at least one year and remains monogamous, at least to the public, so I don’t see anything embarrassing in that. And the girls are set up comfortably as we’ll after the relationship ends. It’s all very businesslike and polite. And that little comment about them not having sex for months was a no brainier. Canalis implied the same thing at the end of her relationship, and referred to him as fatherly, which IMO was even worse, as it refers to the age difference as well.

  36. Joanna Joanna says:

    Why does he have to make his girlfriends stars?? 2 years ago we didn’t know who Stacy Keibler was and we were fine with that.George please keep the next hot nobody you screw to yourself and don’t put her out in the public.Please.

  37. j.eyre says:

    I need my darling Miss Kiki so that we may mourn the loss of Oscar Barbie together… and, of course, for other nefarious plans.

  38. Noreen says:

    These girls are SO dumb. I believe that the one he was truly, truly in love with was Celine Balitran. I think he adored the ground she walked on and the air she breathed. But even she made the unforgivable transgression: she spoke openly to the press of marrying George and having babies. Remember the “infamous” bet with Nicole Kidman? That bet was over Celine. Nicole lost that bet and Celine was sent packing with lots of money and a house.

    So yeah, I say these girls are dumb as bags of rocks because if Celine Balitran didn’t change Clooney, these C-lister b*tches sure as hell never stood a chance.

  39. MissNostalgia says:

    Of course they have not had sex in months; he is gay and he needs to embrace it and come out of the closet and stop dating women young enough to be his daughter already! What is he afraid of?

  40. Bella says:

    LOL

  41. Thora says:

    The other day I said old man Clooney probably climaxes once and then goes to sleep. It seems I over estimated him. His 15 minutes are over. 😉

  42. mar says:

    why bother dating him, it always ends the same way

    • Emily C. says:

      Money.

      He also picks women who have a tiny bit of fame and want much more, and they get that as well.

  43. Lark says:

    What’s interesting is that the Daily Fail came right out there and mentioned the persistent gay rumors. Still think he is bi-sexual though, and into swinging and rough stuff.

  44. Tiffany says:

    Just how much is Clooney worth to keep these
    type of relationships up. They pricey wardrobes, the travel, these women’s business ventures. Where is the money coming from.

  45. scarlett says:

    I’ve said that I’ve always suspected that he is asexual..just get that vibe but I have to say, not sure that it has to do with sexual orientation. Perhaps he is bi but I get the feeling that at this point he doesn’t want sex or a meaningful relationship with anyone. I really think the guy has some sexual dysfunctional issues probably due to his back problems. Apparently, he suffered a very hellish accident and the pain was horrendous. He always kind of looks like he’s in pain even on the red carpet so maybe he takes a lot of pain meds to cope. Chronic pain is an absolute bitch that can compromise your quality of life….doesn’t matter how much money you have. Pain is pain. I think he and his team think they need to keep up appearances because they want to keep him marketable as the leading man to his 30-something conquests. I think he sort of fading and maybe character acting which is less demanding physically might me the ticket. I think when he is in his 70’s he will stick will a constant companion perhaps a more regular woman than these D listers where the writing is always on the wall. I think his days as a believable leading man romancing an actress half his age are numbered. Not because of ageism but he just seems is poor health and the story line in not believable.

    • lisa2 says:

      To be honest; George has not played that kind of leading man in some time. Romancing a woman. Most of his films are more Male driven. Not romantic lead. And I actually think he will more directing and writing. Which mean more behind the camera time. He seems to enjoy that more.

      I don’t know if George is gay. I just have never seen any chemistry or sexual heat between him and any woman. He seems to enjoy goofing with his male friends more. Some men are like that. But notice people never say this about women that spend loads of time with their girlfriends. That can be a bit much as well.

  46. He looks like brad Pitt s grandpa

  47. Amelia says:

    He looks like a bobble head. So un-sexy.

  48. Dari says:

    Why is everyone surprised at this statement? Coincidence maybe, but anytime they spent time with other couples we would hear about that couples problems. Am glad she’s out and we hopefully will stop having blow by blow account of his friends. If you look at the Oscars you will notice George slightly stooped over on stage when Argo won. One thing I do have to say thanks to her she said his favorite song is Rappers Delight and that he loves hip hop. Who would have thunk it. I hope they both find happiness.

  49. Mayday says:

    I’d hit it.