Kim Kardashian does a victory lap at Ciara’s baby shower: smug or depressed?

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Here are some photos of Kim Kardashian attending Ciara’s baby shower with Lucifer’s Homegirl and Lala Anthony on Saturday. I don’t think her outfit is flattering at all, and I think Kim’s gotten so much Botox, it’s like she’s incapable of making any expression other than “grumpy” or “open mouth vague.” It’s weird because this should have been Kim’s victory lap, you know? This is a new high point for her and a Vogue cover means that she’s “arrived” as a Fashion Girl to some extent. But Kim looks kind of depressed to me. Maybe she wasn’t expecting the extreme backlash she (and Anna Wintour) received.

Personally, I tend to think that this was something Kanye West wanted for Kim rather than something Kim has always wanted for herself. Kim enjoys the spoils of being Kanye’s girlfriend, for sure. She has better access to designers and photographers and editors and Kanye’s connections have already gotten her some major magazine covers over the past few years. I believe that Kanye was the one who wanted his girl on Vogue and Kim just went along with it. Kim did sound very excited when she Instagram’d the cover though – she wrote: “This is such a dream come true!!! Thank you @VogueMagazine for this cover! O M GGGGGG!!! I can’t even breath!” It’s “breathe,” Kim.

Kim and Kanye haven’t even directly addressed the backlash yet, but I’m sure it’s coming. This reminds me of Kim’s weight gain while pregnant and how she played that. First she gained a lot of weight, which was completely normal. Then she lied about how much weight she gained and when people were like, “OMG, cat-faced liar,” Kim then played it like she was being “bullied” for her weight gain. I think we’re going to see a repeat of that – Kim will act like we’re bullying her about the cover. Wait for it.

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Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Kim’s IG.

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  1. Paige says:

    Sad.

    • Paige says:

      ( As in pathetic )

    • Bread and Circuses says:

      Although she has looked vaguely sad ever since she got into a relationship with Kanye.

      I wonder if she’s not happy, and the fact that she’s not happy only registers in her superficial brain as a big ol’ DOES NOT COMPUTE, because she snared a rich, famous man and she thought there *was* nothing else to want in life.

  2. Anna says:

    Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t this one of the only times that a black man has been on the cover of American Vogue? Or any edition of Vogue? And I think it’s also the first time a rapper has been on the cover of the American Vogue.. I know a lot of people are mad about Kim being on the cover but I can’t help but be happy that there’s a POC on the cover of Vogue right now, even if people hate it

    • LadyMTL says:

      It’s not the first time but yeah, it is rare. LeBron James was on the cover (with Gisele Bundchen) back in 2008. I understand your point, though, as it is nice to see more POC on magazine covers in general.

      That said, I do wish that Vogue hadn’t gone quite so downmarket as to put a Kardashian on the cover.

    • Jenns says:

      Lebron was on the cover. Google that controversy.

    • OhDear says:

      There was that LeBron cover, but that was controversial. Will Smith and Denzel Washington have been on Men’s Vogue.

    • Nev says:

      word.

    • Mia25 says:

      Vogue magazine is mainly geared towards women and Black women are huge followers of Vogue, I am not sure how many Black women have been featured on the cover. I know Beyonce was last year, and there were probably a few others in the past. But to put Kanye West on the cover – a rapper who is known for extremely misogynist, degrading lyrics specifically aimed at black women (the song gold digger was exclusively about black women) and who has made racist, sexist comments about bi-racial women – calling them mutts, etc. is not reason to celebrate and is not any kind of post-racial victory, it is in fact a further insult to black women and women in general. NB: google some of his lyrics, he also has a song where he raps about raping white women who live in the Hamptons, so this is not an achievement, him being on the cover of a woman’s magazine at all, IMHO.

      • BreeinSEA says:

        MIA Thank you! Maybe if the POS was a respectable person I would be excited but not when its this ass clown with no respect for women or anyone in general.

      • Dommy Dearest says:

        I second this. I haven’t seen any backlash on race but more just the fact it’s Kim.

      • brionne says:

        Lol at no backlash on race. Come on! A majority of MEAN statements about Kim an khloe have to do with their perceived body types and preference in men. That is why they are being called trash although they haven’t murdered anyone and aren’t on drugs or in jail.

      • lovething says:

        What Brione says.

        I detest Kim Kardashian because of who she is and what she does, however it hasnt escaped my notice that in my clan of Kim-haters is a considerably large racist base who make it clear in their comments that they have issues with her interracial dating and her bottom (which they seem to believe tarnishes “white beauty”).

        As for whether Kanye is a suitable cover model, Vogue has had many distasteful white covers including our “friend” Roman Polanski AFTER his crimes. It seems like some interesting selection is being applied against Kanye and I am not convinced that its purely to do with his lyrics either.

        On a side note: I have never heard it claimed that Gold Digger was exclusively about black women and theres nothing in the lyrics to even support that. What he says is that black women need to be careful with black dudes because as soon as they succeed they “leave your ass for a white girl”. A gold digger obviously can come in any shape, colour or gender, I mean duh.

      • Gorgonia says:

        @Mia25: Quote your comment +100000000000000000000 to infinity.

      • Mia25 says:

        @Lovething,
        That is absolutely NOT what he is saying in GoldDigger. He is saying that BLACK MEN are the ones that need to be careful of black women. Because black women “have nasty attitude” and if black women don’t learn to keep said “attitude” in check, Black men will leave them for white women. Not to mention that calling black women “gold diggers” has long been a very popular meme in the black community to put down black women. Kanye West was simply capitalizing on that meme which has been around for decades. Those lyrics have been repeated and analyzed countless times over and everyone knows that he was referring to Black women. Even the video spells it out VISUALLY.
        And no one is applying “interesting selection” to anything. I have no idea when Roman Polanski was on the cover. If he was of course I would call that out too – but we weren’t discussing Roman Polanski were we? I called out the controversial LeBron/Giselle cover when that came out – YEARS ago. If Polanski was on the cover I would have called that out too: When it happened. I have a lot of issues with Vogue and fashion magazines in general. Did you really expect me to include each and every of those issues in ONE post, when the post is about a CURRENT specific topic – i.e. The Kardashian/West cover?

      • lovething says:

        My quotation marks are actually lyrics from the song. The final line of the third verse goes;
        ”But you stay right girl
        But when you get on he leave your ass for a white girl”. You were saying???

        If anything , he is actually saying that the black girl hangs with her struggling man who then deserts her for the gold digger, who in this context is clearly stated is white. The third verse is warning the black girl that she will be dumped in favor of the white girl (arguably the gold digger) as soon as the guy succeeds.

        Your quotation marks appear to be signfying your analysis or something. In any case they provide zero objective information. Please provide the precise lyrics so we can do our own analysis. I expect that your analysis has more to do with your own ingrained (self??) biases than anything he actually says.

      • Lamb says:

        I am honestly surprised that people think Kim is hated on because of her body type or the type of man she dates. Kim (and her family) are hated because they are vapid, narcissistic, lying attention-whores who are bad for society. Yes, Kim’s ass is mentioned in posts because she has implants that look ridiculous. I don’t give a crap who she dates or who she has a kid with, I just wish she would go away. I find it so funny that everything is racist. You can’t simply hate a person because that person sucks. No, people think Kim MUST be hated because she dates black guys.
        I also hate Kanye West, but again, not for racist reasons. He is almost worse than the Kardashians because somehow he is even more full of himself. These people could be any race and I think they would receive the same level of hate. Not everything is based on race.

      • Mia25 says:

        Umm, no. My quotation marks are to actually refer to what rappers, etc. say about black women and to separate it from being an actual truth. Funny how you could not wait to accuse me of having “ingrained biases” the MINUTE I said why I didn’t think Kanye West was a good choice of cover for a woman’s magazine, and to throw out red herrings about Roman Polanski (when I was clearly responding to the comment that West was a good post-racial choice for the cover and not about the ignorance of Vogue in general or about child molesters) as if to suggest I was being deliberately selective. This suggests to me that YOU just might have some “ingrained biases” of your own. Two very popular diversonary tactics of people on the defensive with their prejudices – the moment someone complains about something – 1. throw in something completely unrelated AND 2. accuse them of being the one with the real problem/prejudice (with no actual proof) in order to dismiss what they are saying.
        In terms of quoting the entire lyrics to GoldDigger why do I need to do that, when you obviously already know them, or when a quick google search will suffice?

      • Jojoann says:

        “I haven’t seen any backlash on race”

        Nah, Celebitchy is just brilliantly moderated. Check your average unmoderated or poorly moderated comment section starting with TMZ, for how bad the bigotry is. Its very ugly out there.

      • Lovething says:

        We need to know the specific lyrics that you are relying on to make those wild assertions but seeing as how you continue to evade that simple request, you have no evidence. You must have just felt the need to make a strong statement and werent too concerned with atleast making sure it was factual. Provide facts or retract, thats not very complicated is it? I wont be holding my breath though, you are clearly very caught up with all of this.

      • Babalon says:

        +1000

      • Dommy Dearest says:

        I only read comments on this site. I do view Dlisted but never the comments, the site freezes up for me even on the loading page. That’s why I haven’t seen racial backlash but I don’t doubt for a second that it’s not happening. Should have said that in addition to my comment!

      • Hibitta says:

        @lovething: Sorry, your racism-warrior shtick comments fall pretty flat, and I’m not white. Interesting how you conveniently forgot to leave out the first two lyrics:

        So, stick by his side
        I know this dude’s balling but yeah that’s nice
        And they gonna keep calling and trying
        But you stay right girl
        But when you get on he leave your ass for a white girl

        He is warning black women to stick by their men even if they are broke, because if they don’t, the man will leave her for a white girl.

    • kri says:

      Yeah, no. Mindy Kaling is a “POC” as you say.

      • Mia25 says:

        @Brionne,
        No, the backlash against Kim and Khloe in terms of who they date is not because of their “preferences” (which is a term used to justify many things these days) but rather because they FETISHIZE black men, and in turn choose to date black men who fetishize white and/or mixed race women. There’s a difference between preferences and racial fetishization. People like to play coy on this issue and pretend that it doesn’t exist for some reason.
        That’s why the two sisters are made fun of for their fake behinds, breasts, etc. They have chosen to date/marry black men who have proclaimed both on and off record that they only want women who have certain enlarged body parts, light skin and straight hair, and these same men like Kanye have made disgusting remarks about black women who are darker-skinned and have non-straight hair. The two sisters are very aware that the features they possess elevate them above most black women in mainstream and black communities and they play on that while pretending to be innocent and unaware of it.
        Do you really think the power-hungry Pimp Mother hasn’t already coached the two daughters about all of this when advising them on who to date??
        Not to mention that these same men are or have been somewhat “shady” in one way or the other, or used to hang around – and still do – in somewhat shady circles. The two sisters are unfortunately called TRASH, because that is who they have chosen to associate, align themselves with and procreate with.

      • lovething says:

        Mia 25

        I agree completely that the Kardashian girls play on the fact that self-hating black guys will want the voluptuous shape common among black women without the darkened skin tones. I agree that Kardahians are hyper-aware that their complexion elevates them in certain circles and they exploit it to the full. I even believe that although they may have been initially naturally curvy, they have had surgical enhancements to round out their ‘womanly bits’.

        Also, theres no doubt that Kris has coached them for this, just looking at the dating habits of Kylie and Kendal reveals this. The longer, leaner one is dating super famous white guys (Harry Styles). The shorter, curvier one is dating super famous black guys (Jaden Smith). Those girls are trained to ‘catch a man’ and they know which market their assets most appeal to.

        Having conceded all of that, I will defend Brionnes comment (along with mine which agreed with her). A large chunk of the haters on most sites are actually just racist. These people are too stupid to understand the nuance that you are raising. The bulk of the comments I read on the Khloe, Lamar thing have been about how that should teach a white girl to date a ”ghetto thug”. Basically lots of code words that are only ever applied against black people.

        When Nori was first born, the comments were about how they hope she takes after her mother, meaning straight hair, color, straight nose, thin lips, narrow face. These are not comments you find when white women have kids with white men, no matter what that white man looks like. The racial aspect should not be dismissed just because we hate this cow.

        Now could you please name the specific Kanye songs that you think denigrate dark skinned women so we can verify your claims.

      • snowflake says:

        @ lovething, no that’s not it. kanye is not considered attractive. i hope the kid looks more like kim, for that reason. sure there are some racists saying that but there is no denying kim is/was pretty, kanye, not so much. jmo. so it’s not all racism.

    • Milla says:

      well, I am all for racial diversity which is why I was sure that Lupita should have been on the cover. She won an OSCAR: for a movie, not a sex tape. As for Kanye, nope, he does not belong on Vogue. He is popular cos of Jay Z and his relationship with Riccardo Tisci.

      • If Lupita had been on the cover, then my mom probably would’ve bought Vogue and she doesn’t give a f-ck about fashion. There is a HUGE untapped market because people don’t want to cater to black women. I remember my mom wanting to go into some salon, to get her hair washed. She has dreadlocks. She tried to tell the woman that she only has to use a lot more shampoo, and it takes longer to dry, but the woman wouldn’t even TRY and wash her hair. Do you know how much money black women pay to get their hair done? My aunts spend somewhere around eighty dollars a month to get the new growth permed—not even talking about getting anything else done.

      • BackstageBitchy says:

        “These are not comments you find when white women have kids with white men, no matter what that white man looks like. ”
        This is not really true. I have a friend who is white and pretty. Her husband is white (Northern European, in fact), and not handsome. They have a new daughter. Everyone pretty much openly (and rudely) states that they hope the kid looks like her.
        It don’t disagree that there are racial undertones to the commentary on Nori – the harping on her skin color and hair texture support the arguement that much of the commentary is tinged with racism. I’d just argue that people are rude across the board about looks, not just as they relate to race.

      • Milla says:

        Virgilia Coriolanus – My mother and sister live in the States. I know that rasicm is alive and kicking, which makes me mad. This is XXI century, I am so sad to hear that your mom or any member of anyones family cannot get a decent hairstylist.

        Entertainment world is vicious, which is why it is important to talk about the big, fat, pink elephant – racism. There are so many wonderful people who are not white, especially when it comes to music and movies, that its beyond tragic, but trash is trash, in every shape and color, and Kimye is trash. They are not alone, sadly, but the whole world seems upside down.

    • mytbean says:

      What I think is more relevant is that it went relatively un-commented on for so long… as in, it’s not a big deal… a non-event for people who just don’t care what color the person is on the cover.

      • Anna says:

        Omg please. It does matter, you may not like Kanye but saying that the colour of the person doesn’t matter?! do you not see the racism that still exists in the fashion industry? representation does matter.

  3. eliza says:

    I love the idea of calling the paps to show your arrival and departure to and from a baby shower. Pathetic.

    What is the deal with Kim and these midriff tops? Plus her feet always look swollen and shoved into shoes 2 sizes to small.

    • I Want To Live In New York says:

      This is her career, getting out of a car, walking into a building/event, and then repeating it in reverse several hours later. All while wearing a midriff-baring outfit!

      This could be part of the reason why there is such a backlash against her. People talk about her companies/products etc, but this is all we see of her all the time. She may front companies/products etc, but she sure don’t act like she is involved in the day to day running of them.

      “Plus her feet always look swollen and shoved into shoes 2 sizes to small” – just like her clothes.

      • Pandy says:

        Serves me right for clicking on the link, I guess. Treated to her bra straps hanging out (per usual) and her hamhocks on display through the slit in her skirt. Her outfit reminds me of gypsy costumes I used to wear for Halloween as a kid … did someone really design this??

      • Stef Leppard says:

        @NY, LOL! Great description of Kim’s career! Might I add “too-small” midriff-baring outfit.
        Kim, you have back rolls in that tight shirt. Not. Flattering. PS- That means it doesn’t look good on you.

      • Michelle says:

        She endorses products that take advantage of people (high interest rate/fees credit card), designs/copies poorly made clothes (which are quickly in the clearance section) and spends hours posting selfies.

        She is a shallow, uneducated hypocrite who thinks people are somehow jealous of her. She is controlled by her men and her mother. I don’t know anyone who cares that she is white dating a black man. That is NOT an issue. She is a joke who now must believe she is some sort of fashionista all while wearing too tight, poorly fitting clothes (which Kayne picks out) and doing absolutely nothing but shopping or getting ready to go out all day long. She shows zero maternal ability or interest in her child.

        I wish the media would go Kardashian zero or at least Kim zero attention. TMZ is starting to and I like it much more.

      • snowflake says:

        ^^^ + 10000000000000000000000000!!

    • Nikki L. says:

      She needs to wear clothes that fit. Her ensembles are always too tight and poorly tailored.

      • snowflake says:

        that’s why people are LMAOing that she is on the cover of Vogue. i’m not into fashion, so I’m not mad. just LMAO that someone who can’t dress to save her life is on the cover of vogue! plus a drag queen wears less makeup!

    • John Wayne Lives says:

      WHY THE F#@& DOES SHE WEAR WHAT SHE WEARS?!?! Gaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!

  4. MrsB says:

    Nah, she’s not depressed. She just can’t show any sort of emotion anymore because of the tox. Her face has had the exact same expression for months now.

    • janie says:

      Who shows up at a baby shower dressed like that? Honestly… inappropriate is her middle name! I can’t believe she left her mom to carry the package and trudge behind her! I guess you need your hands free to throw your dress open and show your leg! Is she kidding?

      • Tracy says:

        Oh come on Janie… it must be high fashion if Kim is wearing it. Dontcha know she was on the cover of Vogue! 😉

      • Chrissy says:

        And why was Kris there at all? Did Kim take
        her manager along simply to carry her gift and
        her purse? What a ridiculous family/business!

      • ViktoryGin says:

        Right?! Even Ciara and LaLa are dressed appropriately for the occasion and this ridiculous woman had to turn it into a fashion photo-op. And a bad one at that.

  5. Kali says:

    Smug, depressed, who can tell?!? Badly done Botox is a b*tch, y’all….

  6. Tx says:

    I defiantly think she’s had so much Botox/other work that she can’t smile correctly anymore. I can’t decide if that’s really sad or hilarious.

  7. QQ says:

    LOL Im sorry but she looks like an asshole Trying to act demure and what not when the reality is she is stealibg the spotlight off Ciara on her own shower

    • mimif says:

      Yasssss! Shit woman, where have you been? I’ve been waiting for my pet to show up and make me giggle. 😀

      • QQ says:

        LMFAO Fakebusy doing my brows and Makeup at work at the moment LOL

      • mimif says:

        Put down the blue mascara and go check out the nutsack on the Kelly Brock post. I’m already laughing just thinking about your reaction (no pressure here, lol shit I sound like a total creep).

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      That’s what I thought, too. She’s a little overdressed for someone else’s baby shower, don’t you think? Ugh.

    • We Are All Made of Stars says:

      Face it, Ciara isn’t super famous. If she invited Kim, she knew what would come along with that and it was therefore heartfelt or completely purposeful on her part for publicity. Are we looking at pics of Ciara’s baby shower? No, we’re looking at Kim walk to it. All these Hollywood types think alike.

  8. BendyWindy says:

    She has a FUPA and a diaper booty. It’s so sad to me that she did that to herself.

  9. Froggy says:

    That outfit.
    Does she own a full length mirror??? Must be one of those funhouse mirrors. 🙁

  10. mimif says:

    Who is this woman and why do you keep covering her?

    • bluhare says:

      Clicks. People click and post. That’s why. The posts need to drop and then coverage will.

      Example A: LeAnn Rimes

  11. christina says:

    that leg picture gives me the willies, and why does her mom go with her EVERY DAMN WHERE

  12. LadyMTL says:

    I’m not a huge KK hater – she’s not worth the energy – but yeah, even I was shaking my head over the Vogue cover. For me Vogue was (supposed to be) a high-end editorial type of magazine and now they’ve sort of…devolved. If I want to see a Kardashian on the cover of a mag I’ll be InTouch.

    • brionne says:

      Vogue is full of anorexic pubescent girls with no hips posing as adult women and photos of expensive purses. Nothing more.

      • AlmondJoy says:

        +1

      • Lady D says:

        The first 25-30 pages of the magazine, with the exception of the editorial page are commercials. Just about any magazine you pick up now you have to wade through dozens of pages of ads before finding articles to read.

      • Danskins says:

        +1 Brionne

      • Carolyn says:

        don’t forget the pages & pages of (cough) “editorial” which is really advertising for the companies who have paid big bucks for pages of actual advertising.

        we all can laugh at the Kartrashians and call them out for their BS for free…we don’t buy anything they’re associated with though. the money will run out soon.

  13. Chibichichai says:

    How appropriate, a diaper butt for a baby shower.

  14. dorothy says:

    Is the cover really a victory if you know that nobody thought you should be on it? I think not!

    • Helvetica says:

      Haha. Right?!

    • KayLastima says:

      Right you are!
      Kim needs to mitigate her losses right now and think long
      term for the sake of her child. She will forever be derided, ridiculed, mocked, and disdained for how she rose to infamy. The public is getting this right. But Anna has betrayed all young men and women living on our planet today by putting these two on the cover. Anna can not recover from this. Kanye has proven time and time again, both physically and verbally, what a true piece of S he is. So now as North’s parents and protectors Kim and Kanye need to step away from fame whoring for the sake of the greater good and the welfare of their child. As it stands, North will always be known as the daughter of the woman Ray J used as a public urinal and the daughter of the man that tried to use her mother’s obsessive need for celebrity to further his career in some insane bid to be seen as a legit power couple among the sane world population.
      The world is laughing at the folly of this maniacal and deluded ménage a trios. But North will be the true victim in the end. I submit to you now that this is not the last time Kim will look depressed.

      • brionne says:

        Lol @betraying all young men and women on the planet! Seriously???

      • idk says:

        There are places on this earth where they don’t know what Vogue is or who Kim and Kanye are, because they are busy walking 3 miles to get clean water. I wouldn’t say Anna betrayed all young men and women on this planet. That’s going a bit too far and putting way too much importance on a magazine cover that people will forget about by next week when Kimye do their next “stunt”.

      • AlmondJoy says:

        Excellent comment, IDK!

      • DaisyDuchess says:

        Its just a magazine cover. No need for all this drama. who cares about vogue and kim, goopy and VF, etc.

      • Chrissy says:

        I agree in as much as Kim and Kanye need to think more of
        their daughter than their own fame. This is how NORMAL
        parents would think. These two are hardly normal parents
        and, from what I can see, they give Nori little to no
        consideration right noew never mind planning for her
        future happiness!

  15. MrsBPitt says:

    That outfit is atrocious….the worst part of KK being on the Vogue cover, is that she HAS NO STYLE! I would rather see Jessica Alba on the cover…at least she always dresses beautifully and stylishly (in my opinion)…Kim only has two kinds of clothing, daytime ho and nightime ho…

  16. Dawn says:

    Oh she is smug as hell. She has the mentality of about 14 and wants to tell everybody that she got her way and they didn’t. Besides that what kind of a friend dresses like that to go to a baby shower and calls the paps to document her arrival? A spoiled rotten brat and that’s it. She could care less about anyone else and in that way she is sad. But the real problem is keeping her famous for nothing. Shame on everyone who buys into this vile awful family and their queen of piss Kim, this girl hasn’t got a soul. And Kanye is just about as bad so they make a good couple.

    • JudyK says:

      Mentality of a 14-year-old? I’d say you are being very generous.

      As usual, always posing, always sucking in the cheekbones, making it all about her…even when it isn’t. Vile, shallow, and stupid…sent out a tweet about being on the Vogue cover, saying she couldn’t “breath”…uh, that would be “breathe.” That was my gift to you, Kim…everyone on this site knows the difference between breath and breathe.

      • Helvetica says:

        It seems like it would be very exhausting to walk around as if every second of your life were a photo frame you need to pose for. She tries so hard.

  17. sam says:

    I could not hang out with my mom that much.

    • Helvetica says:

      I don’t see anything wrong with hanging with one’s mother; it’s just her mother in particular is a pimp. She has pimped her out over and over again. It’s sick.

      • Sullivan says:

        I agree, Helvetica. I like hanging out with my mom. PMK makes me appreciate that my mother has never seen me as a cash cow. She’s never expected me to degrade myself to keep her in the lifestyle to which she’s grown accustomed.

      • Helvetica says:

        +1 Sullivan!

      • Yeah, in most cases, if I was in Hollywood, the only person I would trust to have my back would be my mama. But PMK? Hell no. I would’ve ran from her as fast as I could–which, that’s probably why Kim got married @ 19.

    • dorothy says:

      Kris is just there in case Kim get’s a goody bag, she can be sure to get her 10% of it. She’s a parasite feeding off her children.

    • Dommy Dearest says:

      Kim didn’t want to be seen carrying anything so Kris did it all.

  18. rep says:

    I can laugh at Kim, but I really cant stand seeing. Her mother follow her around like she does. In one picture from the mail, PMK is holding all the gifts while Kim walks ahead like the queen.

    • snowflake says:

      that’s so she can get good clear pics of just herself to sell to the tabloids! not worth as much, i’m sure, w both her and mom in same pic!

  19. Helvetica says:

    Everything about her is so fake and plastic. Also, she never wears the right size clothes. Always too small. There is nothing fashionable about her. I can’t believe she got the Vogue cover. But I suppose Vogue is a bargain magazine now. I bet Kate Middleton is doubly happy now that she passed on being featured on their cover. Why would she want to be associated with this?

    Kim’s face is a fright.

  20. shellybean says:

    Please. This cover in no way means she’s arrived on the fashion scene. There have been plenty of other cover girls that are not really fashionable in real life (Britney Spears and Lena Dunham come to mind). But at least Britney is BRITNEY, and Lena is smart and talented and in that certain NY-intellectual-type of circle. Kim just doesn’t fit in at all, with the exception that she’s really famous. If she thinks she’s arrived, she’s deluding herself. I would even say that at least Britney and Lena have a consistent personal style. Britney’s being super casual and messy and dated, and Lena’s being hipster. At least they seem to know who they are. Kim is no fashion icon because she doesn’t even know who she is. At least when she wore bandage dresses and platform heels she seemed like she was being herself. Now everything about her seems forced. She is a perpetual fashion victim, under the guidance of Kanye. Anyone can look good in the pages of Vogue after their team of stylists gets a hold of them. But stand her on her own, and she has no clue.

  21. herladyship says:

    Why do she and PMK match? Again?!

    • JudyK says:

      Because Kris thinks she’s Kim’s older sister.

    • shellybean says:

      To be fair, I think Ciara’s baby shower was a white-themed dress code. That’s why they are both in all white.

      • idk says:

        I don’t think so. Lala isn’t wearing white. Kim and her mom dress alike (and in head to toe white) to stand out. They love attention. Also, how horrible of Kim to make her mom carry the gift. It looks kind of heavy.

      • Dressing in all white is also how trashy people, who have a little bit of money like to dress. I have an aunt like that. She thinks that she’s SO sophisticated in her all white track suits and tennis shoes–bought all white furniture. Just ghetto.

  22. FingerBinger says:

    Kim has all this access to designers,but she always dresses like sh!t. She never wears anything that flatters her shape or fits her properly.

    • Helvetica says:

      Exactly. It’s because people either have “it” or don’t. She does not have it. Nor will she ever. You can take the girl out of the tacky porno but you can’t take the tacky porno out of the girl.

  23. aquarius64 says:

    PMK called the paps for the arrival of her gold mine? Nice way to parlay the disgraceful Vogue cover with the upcoming nuptials in hell in May. (Anyone taking bets this won’t make it past 72 days?) Real nice upstaging your friend’s baby shower.

  24. Ag says:

    Does Kim exist in any other state but “busted clothing”? Sigh. If I had a fraction of her money, I’d be the best dressed person out there. Haha.

  25. Mika302 says:

    How do we know the paps weren’t there already….Ciara is pretty famous too. And i’m sure Kris was probably invited….thy hv been friends for awhile. And at Kim’s shower everybody was overdressed!!!

  26. Mar says:

    Why is she trying to look like the bride at someone else’s baby shower?
    She looks really plastic now.

  27. AlmondJoy says:

    Would it be too much to ask for a post about Ciara? It’s her shower and we still get a post about Kim lol.. I saw some adorable photos of Ciara, her fiance and other attendees on another website. Not sure why the focus is on Kim.

    • van says:

      Because that’s all these twits on here want to talk about is Kim. Maybe if they didn’t she would just go away….what a thought.

    • brionne says:

      ‘ thank you!

    • Clever hand says:

      I’m not sure what there is to say…she is about to be a much older man’s fourth baby mama.

      • AlmondJoy says:

        @Clever makes for pretty good gossip, don’t you think? Nothing to say about Kim either, other than the fact that she’s on her way to a baby shower. I don’t see why we need a “what Kim wore” post every single day.

      • char says:

        totes. those conditions clearly translate into that baby/mama not deserving a celebration of life and love. how dare she!
        please playa. irrelevant.

      • Clever hand says:

        I thought she was smarter than that. It makes me sads. But at no point did I say her baby isn’t a joy and a blessing.

  28. Bananapants says:

    OMG exposed bra straps with a racer back top. Grab my smelling salts, I’m gonna faint. I hate that.

  29. idk says:

    Wierd, she’d be friends with Kris. But then again, Kris was also at Beyonce’s mom’s bday party a few months ago. WTH?

  30. Tiffany says:

    Seeing these photos has me thinking, what of substance does Kim bring to friendships. Every person is flawed but for that one flaw there are 5 things that make them great. I have a friend who has an answer for everything but will lay down in traffic with me and for me. And she would say that I am not perfect but will always be there for her. Could it be there are two sides to her and we only get the TV version or is what we see is what we get and that is not great, at all.

  31. idk says:

    I do remember Kim saying years ago that she would do anything to be on the cover of Vogue. But then again, she also said she wanted to run for the mayor of Glendale. Maybe Kanye can make that happen too.

  32. funnybone says:

    Silent fart not easy

  33. Tatjana says:

    I don’t know anything about Ciara, Kim is Kim, but that LaLa person is super annoying.

  34. Nicolette says:

    “This is a new high point for her and a Vogue cover means that she’s “arrived” as a Fashion Girl to some extent.”
    Please, do not ever refer to her as having arrived as a fashion girl. Not happening, now or ever. Anna Wintour may have lost her sound judgement for a bit, but the rest of us have not.

  35. Mikamoo says:

    OMG, wear clothes that fit!! It’s not like she can’t afford properly tailored clothing.

    • HK9 says:

      Look, I just went to Vogue.com and they have KK and Kanye all over the place. KK is wearing ill fitting clothes with her swollen feet popping out of those shoes looking like she’s baking bread. It’s not stylish/ she’s not stylish it’s a train wreck. All I can picture is Diana Vreeland spinning in her grave…spinning and spinning….

      She has the means and she does nothing with it.

  36. Fan says:

    Leave her alone. She can be on the cover as much as she wants. It’s business as usual. Whether Vogue is going to still be the “it ‘magazine is another story. Let Vogue deal with it.

    • snowflake says:

      LMAO that someone who can’t dress to save her life is on the cover of vogue! plus a drag queen wears less makeup! no offense but what is there to be a fan of? her gold-digging skills, her fantastic plastic surgeon, her superficiality or perhaps her put you to sleep lack of personality? not trying to be mean, but i’ve always wondered what qualities kim’s fans love so much. she doesn’t seem to have any redeeming qualities to me. she doesn’t seem like a bad person, just very superficial, manipulative, and not that bright. although you could say she has done an excellent job manipulating the people in her life. i will give her credit for that.

  37. alexandra says:

    As much as I read the comments I still have a hard time grasping why she is so hated. It does not make a difference to me because I dont follow her. But the words of hate for this woman I dont get. What has she done that is so wrong? I would understand if she is a leader of this country and lies about a fake war in Irak. Killing innocent young Americans for oil. However, Kim K she is doing what Americans are the most proud of living the American dream of wealth and fame

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      The American dream is that you work hard, you’re honest and you make sacrifices and you find success and happiness, not that you get urinated on in a sex tape, become famous, have a tacky reality show, plastic surgery yourself into an unrecognizable, unnatural shell of a human being with no soul who lies at every turn and spends every waking moment snapping pictures of herself and makes a mockery of marriage, fashion and taste. No one is saying she killed anyone. But I think people are outraged by her success and fame because there’s nothing redeeming about her. She’s shallow, vain, dishonest, greedy and self-centered.

    • neha says:

      I honestly don’t get it either. Yeah, she hasn’t worked “hard” to get where she is, but I’m sure that MANY actors and models don’t work hard to get to where they are. Many of them get in because they are randomly discovered, because of family connections, great wealth, etc. Yeah, she’s shallow, but I seriously doubt she’s any more shallow than all of the other actresses and models that make a living off of their looks.

      • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

        Who else do you know that sells their weddings to E, has a big, elaborate corporate sponsored second wedding which was clearly fake, got pregnant by one man while still married to the other, claims she’s a size two when her fake behind, which she claims is real, couldn’t squeeze into a two if her life depended on it, claims she doesn’t photoshop herself in her endless selfies when you can see the curve in the door, calls her boyfriend to beat people up when she doesn’t like what they say to her, rents herself out as a paid escort while she’s engaged and planning her third massively tacky wedding in which she and her lunatic fiancé plan to wear crowns, for God’s sake…what is it you don’t get? Lol

  38. Mia25 says:

    @Lovething:
    My non-offensive response to your request which adhered to ALL the commenting guidelines of this blog was posted, but apparently denied hmmm, I can only imagine why…….
    I hardly can imagine that it was due to the length of the post or because of the many racist, sexist words compliments of Mr. Kanye that I had to quote using inverted commas and astersiks so that the actual words would not be spelt out, because I have seen those on this blog before.
    Again, how very interesting that it was denied…..

  39. MsT_Shady says:

    Her shoes are cute. They don’t do much to elongate her silhouette though.

    Glad to contribute to the discussion!

  40. Aisha says:

    She’s one nose job away from looking like Voldemort.

  41. chrissy says:

    Forget Kim. How did I not know Ciara was pregnant?? Okay, someone give me the quick and dirty (ie who’s the father and of there is any other drama attached to this)

  42. snowflake says:

    who says or types OMG, except teenage girls? oh, wait, that’s kim maturity level, sorry, i forgot! no offense meant to teen girls!

  43. kitty-bye says:

    She looks like a doppelgänger, Where did her spirit go?

  44. moo says:

    can the woman go NO WHERE without her Mommy tagging along???? Crap! I would be really depressed too!!!