Here are some photos of Lindsay Lohan two nights ago in London, attending Gabrielle’s Gala. CB suggested that the Cracken is posing like a “move that cone, I’m a movie star!” because she’s drunk off her ass. I have to agree. LL looked pretty blitzed at this event, and I can only imagine that some dealer/assistant was off to the side, holding a “water bottle” full of vodka.
As for the fashion… LL wore Julien Macdonald. I can’t think that this is a proud moment for Macdonald. Not only did he design something that LL crack-heisted to wear (I’m assuming), but LL made it look like one of the most unflattering designs ever. What’s up with her “sag”? Is it because she rarely wears a bra and that’s what her boobs look like now? Or is the dress just pressing them down and it’s a weird effect?
Anyway, you might have heard this already (??), but it was news to me. In LL’s Kode interview (which she claims never happened, but in her defense, she was probably blackout drunk when it happened), she referenced Jennifer Lawrence and said, “She’s so fake and I’m sorry I’m not going to f–k for roles.” Well, Star has a theory as to WHY LL said that.
Everybody’s talking about a recent interview in Kode magazine, in which Lindsay Lohan blasted Jennifer Lawrence as a “fake” who slept her way to the top. But while Lindsay’s rep denied Lindsay ever talked to the publication, which quotes her as saying, “I’m sorry I’m not going to f—k for roles,” Star has learned the real reason lindsay hates J-Law – and “roles” have nothing to do with it. According to an insider, Lindsay was rejected by Jennifer’s boyfriend, Nicholas Hoult.
“She tried to hook up with him back in 2010, but he wouldn’t give her the time of day. She called him nonstop. Finally, he told her to buzz off. Now she’s bitter and taking out her anger on Jen.”
[From Star Magazine, print edition]
It’s all About a Boy? Perhaps. It would not surprise me at all if LL had crack-stalked Nicholas Hoult at one point, and I wouldn’t be surprised if Lohan still held a (crack) torch for him. But, I think the bigger issue would be that Jennifer Lawrence makes a lot of B, C and D-list actresses nervous. She rose so quickly, achieved so much in such a short time, and now she’s getting all of the great scripts. It seems like Lindsay would look at J-Law’s career and think, “That could have been me. I would have gotten all those parts if not for Jennifer Lawrence.” Because that’s what crack does to your mind, children.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Oh no, that is not a good look… But she has looked worse, so I dunno. *shrugs* can we call it a draw?
Those shoes are god-awful.
The shoes are 100000 X terrible. Cheap day hooker. Also, I’ve said it before…CUT THE HAIR and lose the extensions. They are so disgusting! That color/print/style dress is so unflattering to her pale skin. She definitely looks a little better covered up. Just a little. Poor Cracken.
When I read the headline I thought it said she was at a McDonald’s eating blintzes, so draw it is!
OMG, how awesome would it be if McD’s sold blintzes??
That sideboob is just all sad and saddlebaggy!
Why are those crack bewbs so crack saggy?
Smoking makes them sag more.http://www.caring.com/articles/5-surprising-reasons-to-quit-smoking
Some women just have saggier boobs than others. Obviously there are a lot of other factors but sometimes boobs are just gonna sag.
Yeah, mine do just not to that degree. Happens too if they’re bigger–just gonna happen. Her smoking 2 packs a day though can’t help it though.
Same MonicaQ. Mine do not look neeearrrlyyy that bad though haha. Gravity on bigger chests isn’t always pretty, but I assume hers is mainly abuse to her body.
I don’t know about that. I’m 35 and until a few months ago, I’ve smoked a pack per day for 20+ years. And my breasts do not sag at all, and I’m a small C cup. They are pert and were I a trashy person, I wouldn’t need or wear a bra.
I dunno- I’m 42 and I switched over from regular ciggs to e-ciggs on my 40th birthday. I don’t have much in the titay dept., but mine sure don’t sag like that.
This trick. I alternate between disgust and sympathy. She will probably be a practicing addict until she dies. The boobs hanging out, the tattoos and fried extensions just make her look filthy and budget. If I were the designer of that dress I’d be furious. LL just looks like a highed-up, hot mess. 🙁
I smoke and have for 20+ years, my boobs are not saggy and still perky. Unlike Erinn/Aenflex, I am apparently trashy in that I don’t wear a bra …
That’s absurd, smoking can’t make breasts get saggy. Overall health and genetic issues have to do with this condition, and of course weight gain and loss associated with on and off addiction rehab cycles. Isn’t it interesting how addiction just turns off the whole mojo potential? Shouldn’t this be enough for anyone to run from booze, pot and opiates? This talented beautiful girl just can’t quite get there, and it’s always sad.
@aenflex
Oh shut up! LOL
Gawd, those boobs are sagger than mine at 37 with 2 kids under my belt.
ups and downs in her weight like she used to have would damage her boobs, butI also think that she just has terrible skin.
Her face is a prime example, she has had wrinkles for a while , that fair poor abused skin of hers.
She had implants, right? I remember when she was absolutely emaciated and still had large sagging boobs, maybe teardrop and they started to sag very soon, add to that that she hates to do what she needs to do in this case, wear bras when in public.
Cue all of the people saying that they’re like 100 years old, smoked a pack a day all their lives, and have perfect C-cup breasts haha.
My guess would be becaus she hasn’t worn a bra for the past 10 years!
Perhaps “blitzed” isn’t the best descriptor while in London.
Lindsay needs to find a nice Russian billionaire and retire.
🙂
Her marrying a Russian billionaire would actually be a best case scenario at this point!
Yes, Siberia sounds nice
ha! awesome catch on the “blitzed”!
My god, this woman makes that Tan Mom lady look classy. She is totally bombed and her skin is ruined from her partying. Can’t imagine what her insides are like. Ewww. Don’t wanna think about that.
Kri- ZOMG – that just made me LOL for real…. and gave me an idea for a reality show with Tan Mom, the Cracken, and maybe Courtney Stodden? (I didn’t say it was a good idea though…)
I thought the Blitzed in London headline was awesome! When I see LL, I have a hard timing believing any wealthy man would pay $$ for a night with that.
I imagine that her wealthy “friends” live overseas and think she is still a movie star.
^Agreed. Also, (allegedly, of course) has a reputation for doing *ANYTHING* for a buck and a snort.
Crackie needs some boob support.
Oh, this is bad. Really, really bad.
Her belly looks bloated, her chest/upper back region looks like it’s falling down to her waist, the shoes look like she got them from a stripper store, and her eyes look dead.
This is really bad.
Wow.
*backs away slowly*
*pokes it with a stick*
Pokes it with a stick! Bwaaaaaaaa!
She looks like she’s going to die soon.
*pokes it with a stick*
Bwahahahaaaaaaahahaha
Seriously hilarious, mimif.
ha ha mimi
OK, I almosst spit out lunch on that comment LOLLL.
did It move?
She surely could do with a bra.
Wow, hideous.
Those shoes!!! I don’t think I have seen her look good in years. She looks far older than she is.
IKR?? The body and face look like they belong on a badly aging woman nearing 50.
HOW can this mess only be 27???
She looks super shitfaced but that dress is also all bad everything, it looks like the Kmart version of the J-Lo Versace Dress?? like it’d be labeled “Bersache” at the clearance rack
ha, you’re killin’ me this morning QQ
Lmao me too. *pets QQ*
LMAO Oh God, that is so true. I don’t know why people are going “Poor Julien Macdonald”. Hell, HE designed this abomination and who would this belong on other than a cracky Lohan??? Nobody would look good in this but she takes is down even further. Lord have mercy … those “shoes”.
Haha. And what in the F is she doing in the first photo? She looks like a wind-up doll.
Zig!
Kmart is too classy for this. Rainbow or Citi Trends, most def.
QQ, you’re giving me my a.m. amusement once again. Bwahaha! OK, I’ve way over-commented on this thread, just had to slap you a high five. 😀
HA HA HA! I’m laughing so hard coffee’s coming out of my nose
Nothing says “serious actress” like fug stripper shoes, IMHO.
Is the stripper pole just out of camera range?
Sooo, did she take her implants out? My boobs do that after I’ve done breastfeeding for a few months and I would be loathe to highlight their disappearance!
She’s a busty girl, she really needs to support the girls and dress better.
She looks blitzfully bad.
“Its all About A Boy”. So clever 🙂
Funny enough I watched that movie again last night. Hoult was adorable.
He’s adorable (in a more grown-up way) in Warm Bodies too, if you haven’t seen it yet.
He was so lovely in A Single Man.
On someone else, that dress would look cute, funky, and sexy.
On her, it’s trash.
I’m 40, had 2 pregnancies where I gained 60 lbs each time., Breast fed each kid for 2 years, while I lost that 60 lbs and still MY T!TS don’t look that bad! Is this what happens to implants?
Isn’t her expiration date reading August 2006?
Are we talking on the Cracken scale of acceptability or a standard measurement unit? In the Cracken scale, this is a pass. In a standard measurement unit of fug, this is off the charts.
There could be a couple of reasons why her boobs are quite saggy: implants taken out, smoking habits or just genetics.
I always had quite saggy boobs and there is nothing I can do about it, it’s just the way it is. No matter how hard I work out, my boobs will never be firm and perky – BUT I know excatly what I can wear and what I can’t wear. I never leave the house without a bra and wouldn’t wear a dress that shows that much cleavage.
The first picture looks like she dropped her bag of blow and is changing direction quickly to pick it up without anyone noticing.
That outfit is heinous. And she looks like she needs some serious R & R.
Her whole life seems to be R&R. She needs some work…on herself, for herself.
Her whole life isn’t R & R… it’s drugs and alcohol! And she needs a break from those.
Agree. She needs to go away and just be away from the whole Hollywood/drug scene for a while and work on her body, mind and spirit. She looks like a used up empty shell.
I think so too. I can’t even make fun of her because she looks so awful. What a waste of a life.
My oh my.
She looks so so very unhealthy.
What is she now 27, 28? She looks kinda worn out.
And not only am I talking about her face, but her body as well.
It’s strange, because you can tell she HAS the good looks / potential to be a stunning beauty.
Weird.
“She looks kinda worn out.”
“You can tell she HAS the good looks / potential to be a stunning beauty.”
That’s how I feel/hope when I look in the mirror.
hehe. i’ll join your club if you don’t mind!!
I agree, cut the hair, leave hollyweird and your wonderful supportive family for awhile, and try and detox and get your life back. But then, isn’t that what Oprah tried to get her to do?
If only one of the people who gives her money would make wearing a bra part of the terms.
Ugh awful. The person that designed this for her must hate her because uughh!
I seriously doubt anybody designs anything for her.
In some of the DM pictures of her in the dress, you can see there are holes in the netting under one of her arms. She must’ve yanked this number out of someone else’s couture rag bag.
god, she looks busted. her weave needs to be cut, it’s seen way better days.
What a mess. This is not going to end well.
I’m a weirdo about hands and health… How gross they look can totally correlate. She has gross unhealthy bloated drunk hands. Poor circulation. Probably nicotine stained to boot.
there is no way this woman is sober
Something good. Something good…
Her lips went down a little?
For Lohan to have had Jennifer Lawrence’s career, not only would she have had to put down the pipe…she would have to have had Lawrence’s talent.
The sad thing is, if she actually kept her life together she had potential to be where Jen is. Maybe without an oscar, but definitely getting roles.
This girl. She’s going to kill herself and doesn’t even GAF. That’s sad, even if she is an a-hole.
Say something nice: her stripper cosplay is coming along great!
Poor dear – if only that was a cosplay!
I think this is exactly what a mermaid who wished to be human but then took to steet walking would look like.
Those shoes…made for the streetwalker she is. And the dress, as well.
She looks really really bad. You know when she is fresh out of one of her rehab stays she actually looks really fresh and good. I mean as good as she can. If she could get it through her head that if she took 2 years off. Go to a ranch, do horse therapy or whatever they do, point is stay gone for 2 years. No crazy stories nothing. I am willing to bet she could mount another come back.
She will never understand that. If this was her 2nd chance I could see how you could blow it but this is like her 6th.
You’re exactly right.
Something nice – I actually don’t think she looks blitzed (comparatively at least), and I think she’s finally landed on the right shade of red for her hair.
Now if she would just trim that hair, wear a bra, and burn this dress, we’d be all good.
I believe she did not have the most stable upbringing – as we pretty much know – and although people tend to be like ‘she’s had a gazillion chances,’ it is really hard to get past that. Yes, people do but when you then are thrown into the fame spotlight and believe that ‘matters’ more than anything on top of the messed up upbringing on top of whatever else, it’s just not ‘easy.’ She does have some people rooting for her, and then Oprah is or was in her corner, but I have a feeling that all those other things are so powerful. To be so mean towards her, I just sort of don’t ‘get.’
At this point I feel sorry for Lindsay. She thinks she’s this hot and sexy woman. It really is sad. Also, I think she’s still supporting her family. That’s why she has to do all these appearances,etc.
I agree. I think she just looks sad and miserable at this point. I know she brought this upon herself, and that she has had a million chances, but I believe that she is an addict and can’t help it. Either she will die, or she’ll wake up one day and finally realize that enough is enough. Many people can’t stop using until it is “enough”. (A friend of mine died recently of a heroin overdose – he was in a good relationship, able to keep a good job, everybody was rooting for him, but he couldn’t stop using, and sadly he died.) When I see Lindsay I sometimes think of Tara Reid. But I think Tara is a party girl and nothing more. True she is probably an alcoholic, but her eyes are not dead like Lindsay’s. Tara is having fun, Lindsay is not.
True dat. Tara’s an alcoholic but she seems like a likeable person. Lindsay is also an addict but she’s the sort I’d stay 1000 miles away from, she seems like a mean, vindictive person who tries to blame everyone but herself.
Lindsay keeps messing up because she’s got psychiatric issues. The rest is just symptoms/ self medication….
Would someone please tell her that platforms are OUT…even the Kardashians got that memo.
JEeeeZus. Cracken has never looked cracker. That side view… Can not be unseen.
That dress would look good on about 0.01% of the ppl on this planet. Her body is fine and normal for a woman her age
I agree. Nothing to see here but a really bad, poorly styled dress.
I remember a couple years ago when Lindsay stated that she & Jennifer should do a Thelma & Louise remake.
Of course Lindsay Lohan hates Jennifer Lawrence – Jennifer has the fabulous career that everyone predicted that Lindsay would have, back when she was a beautiful and talented teenager starring in hit movies. Jennifer has everything that Lindsay wanted and thought she would have – great roles, awards, multimillion dollar contracts…. Nobody in Hollywood will give Lindsay the time of day now. Of course she’s bitter. The really sad part is that Lindsay doesn’t seem to have the insight to understand where it all went wrong – I get the distinct feeling that she is blaming everyone except herself.
agreed
The thing is, Lindsay had all of that — not as prestigious as JLaw has, but Lindsay had the roles, the awards, and the lucrative contracts.
She sabotaged it all, and I think you’re right that she still won’t take responsibility for her own fall.
I’m not good at telling if people are blitzed from a photo, but she really does not look healthy or happy to me. Something’s more wrong than usual. I thought she looked rather awful in stills from that last installment of the ridiculous Lindsay docu-series also, likewise on David Letterman. Maybe as soon as the cameras packed up, she didn’t even try to restrain herself with booze etc. Letterman looked really disgusted with her, very different than in the sympathetic pre-rehab interview. He’s a recovering alcoholic himself, maybe it was just so obvious to him that she was not sober but rather just using rehab clichés.
She also may be unhappy that her miscarriage tale didn’t get her any sympathy for her consistently unprofessional behavior, because so few people believe her (has anybody done a body language analysis of her little announcement yet?). That’s assuming she even remembers what she said. I haven’t heard any sympathetic word from Oprah or even Lindsay’s parents or siblings – have they said anything at all? Hard to believe Michael Sr. would be at a loss for words ever.
I wonder if she actually believes that her Inconceivable movie will ever be made. Does she go through the motions for attention, or does she genuinely believe her own BS? This London trip is supposed to be her “seeking funding”, isn’t it?
Just sad overall. She is a horrible person, yet I pity her at the same time.
I like that dress from the waist down. If the top of it was different, this could have been a very cute look. I’d like to see different shoes with it, however.
She doesn’t look good at all. While I am not one for “fake” tans, she needs a little color especially her legs. As a fellow Irish American I am as pale as she is but I won’t go bare legged like that
I’m pale easy-bruising Irish myself, but I don’t think her natural paleness is what makes her look so bad. Pale is Pretty, too… 🙂 Much better than tanner orange for sure. There’s no life in her eyes.
She should be in long sleeves and pants at all times. Her skin makes my skin crawl. Her body just looks filthy all the time.
Kaiser forgot to include the photo in this series in her classic blowing-a-kiss pose. Yes, it exists. Not as wonderfully awful as the one in the fluffy pink coat, but still cringeworthy.
I don’t think people would be so fixated on whether or not she wears a bra (who cares? Personal choice, they’re not your breasts) if she just looked alive and alert. How can her family look at these pictures and not want to wrap her up in a blanket and take her home and feed her hot soup?
Ugh god, her skin looks disgusting and fake.. at first I thought she had something pale-skin nude looking but no.. it’s her real skin..
And yet she’s still more attractive than SJP.
Why bring sjp into this?. U sound like a typical misogynist.
What? And now, you sound like you’ve taken one look at the poster’s name, assumed that they are male (despite the fact that Chris can be a female name too) and screamed misogyny with no real basis for doing so. Having the opinion that Lindsay Lohan is better looking than SJP does not automatically make someone a misogynist. Take a seat.
I almost don’t want to comment because this can’t be the look and appearance of a healthy well-adjusted person. I mean, blitzed: terrible dress, terrible look, swollen hands, looking tired and dirty and old and unhealthy, frankly. I just can’t imagine being so in denial that she doesn’t see how awful this looks. On the other hand, it’s a reflection of her inner self maybe…the worse she feels on the inside, and/or the more muddled she is, the more her fashion reflects that. Because this is not a good look, at all. Good God, the breasts alone…
In the words of the wise Craig Ferguson when discussing his alcoholism: “…I didn’t have a drinking problem, not at all. I had a THINKING problem.” Lindsay all the way.
Enough boob shaming please, we don’t all get to have perky ones. That being said, I always wear a bra when I’m in public and can never wear backless or strapless because they lack proper support. I wish I had a choice but I don’t, I have big saggy boobs.
Most likely Lindsay is still supporting Dina and her family. Even if Dina just considers Lindsay her own personal ATM , can’t she look at her daughter and realize that she is going downhill fast? Once Lindsay is gone so goes the money( what little she still brings in) If losing their source of income does not make her family wake up then nothing will
Mommy and daddy probably have matching life insurance policies on her, and dueling obits prepared.
Not a good choice. Dresses like these hardly look good on anyone. They’re just pieces of trash and need to go away as soon as possible. They belong in early 00’s Slavic nightclubs, on girls who work as “glamour models”. Not modern day!
Maybe she should LOOK in the mirror instead of doing lines off it!
Gothman City, NY
Why’s she hiding pancakes in her top? I’m just curious…
homegrrrl
It’s true. Smoking can make breasts saggy for the same reason it can make any flesh saggy– its a carcinogenic that attacks collagen, the stuff that keeps skin looking perky. I suppose some people have genes and can better replenish collagen, but don’t take these people as the norm.
Truly an embarrassment to herself.
Not appealing. Side teEts
It’s a terrible mess, but it’s Lohan. What I thought is that she looks so much like Julianne Moore’s character from “Boogie Nights.” She looks like she’s pushing 40 and either an escort/porn actress/flat out hooker. While Julianne was SUPPOSED to like that, LiLo is tragic.
I hope her supposed ‘move’ to London is true – the British tabloids are SO brutal. I guess her coke daddy is footing the bill but I cannot for the life of me think who would find her that attractive in looks or her mind.