Amber Heard ‘tests’ her friends by slipping them false gossip: really?

Amber Heard

Over the weekend, we talked about Amber Heard’s new W magazine cover. The cover described Amber as a “triple threat,” and she talked about how she can “go trailer park really fast.” I still haven’t figured out what Amber is promoting with this shoot. W reveals the rest of the feature with a fresh subscribers’ cover. Amber talks about all sorts of stuff in this interview. She admits that she’s playing a punk rock singer in that student film with Christopher Walken, but she can’t sing. Amber introduces us to her horse. She talks about wanting to rage against stereotypes in Hollywood. Amber wants to play someone ugly, and it’s not her fault that she’s so gorgeous. We’ve heard this before from the Jessicas (Biel and Alba). The most interesting moment (to me) is when Amber claims to plant false gossip about herself with her “friends.” She enjoys seeing who leaks what information to the tabloids. Hmm:

Amber’s horse is named ‘Arrow’: “Don’t you think she looks like me? So like me. She’ll love you forever if you give her a treat. Just standing here makes my blood pressure go down. When I’m in L.A., I come ride her five times a week. No matter how crazy things get, Arrow will immediately get me back to normal.”

She hates being typecast as a hottie: “It’s very hard to find opportunities like that as a young romantic lead. As a woman, I usually have two options: Sex Object or the Best Friend Who Isn’t Sexy. It’s not creatively fulfilling to just be sexy. I did nothing to look the way I look. The genetic cards that anyone is dealt are not in their control, so to take pride in my looks would be a mistake. And besides,” she continues, pointing to the horse, “in L.A. there’s always someone more beautiful!”

She wants to be unattractive: “I remember getting a small part in the movie Zombieland. I said to the director, ‘Do I get to play a true zombie or am I a cleavage zombie?’ I had this fear that he was going to want me to be a zombie in my underwear! He said, ‘No–take it as far as you want.’ I said, ‘Get the vomit packs ready! I’m going to be ugly and gross!’”

Evading the paparazzi: Her history with the press has taught Heard to be cautious and self-protective. She switches rental cars every week so that the paparazzi can’t easily spot her. To suss out press leaks, she regularly slips different bits of false information to her friends. When one of her fake items appears in the tabloids, Heard knows whom she can’t trust. “I do miss driving my Mustang. I built it from scratch, and I love that car. But the photographers all know the Mustang, and I hate being hassled. So it’s stuck in the garage.”

She sings in her movie with Christopher Walken: “I thought I was tone-deaf. And in truth, I have no natural gift or knack for singing. Generally, when a person has no talent for something, they don’t pursue it. So I’m either brave or stupid. The girl I’m playing is in a punk band, and she’s a little weird. Not sexy-weird but plain weird-weird. Which is thrilling to me. I like weird. I might be blonde and wear lipstick, but I’m so happy to be strange.”

[From W magazine]

I’m pretty hung up on Amber’s admission that she leaks false information to her buddies. Now I’m going back to see whether she may have made up the pregnancy rumors, the island wedding ceremony, or the $17 English manor. I know Amber didn’t make up the part about wanting to be Angelina Jolie, but maybe Amber wants us to think she made it up.

Oh hey. Someone is still considering hiring Johnny Depp for a major studio movie. The scarfmonster is currently in talks to play Harry Houdini for Lionsgate’s The Secret Life of Houdini. The magician will be portrayed as “America’s first superhero.” The screenplay rewrites Houdini’s character as not only an escape artist but as a master of the occult. As long as he’s wearing a lot of makeup, Johnny will take this role if they pay him enough. Daddy’s got some chick rings to pay for.

Amber Heard

Photos courtesy of W magazine

 

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  1. mimif says:

    Didn’t you know? All Triple Threats do that.

  2. LadyRay says:

    Meh, I don’t consider her a big star. But if I were one, I’d try that just to see if friends can be trusted.

  3. Wanda says:

    That’s actually really smart. I don’t have a problem with it. I remember Kim Kardashian did that same thing when North was born, like she gave different false photos to different people.

    Plus I wonder how long Johnny can keep pulling in the 20 million paycheck when he’s proven to bomb in everything outside of Pirates of the Caribbean. Even Alice in Wonderland’s huge success had absolutely zero to do with him, since it was the first major 3d live action release and also IMAX release after Avatar. Had Alice been released in 2014, it would have made about the same as Oz, Snow White, and Maleficent, so good, but nothing spectacular, and again he wasn’t really the draw.

  4. Sayrah says:

    How self important! She’s such a turn off

  5. Stoner says:

    I have quickly grown to despise her.

  6. QQ says:

    Uh…sis..if you gotta do that it means you dont have friends no need to be extra about it because let’s face it, No one is out in these streets clamoring for Amber Heard Gossip

  7. Loopy says:

    I don’t even find her to be all that pretty, no amazing features or anything special sticks out to me.

    • abby says:

      ITA. I do not find her remarkable at all. Pretty, yes but not remarkable or captivating in any way.

      And she’s a “triple-threat” but she cannot sing? Hilarious! Downright, hysterical. Thanks for the laughs – again.

    • iheartjacksparrow says:

      Does anyone else think she looks like Miranda Kerr? Recently I’ve seen photos of Miranda in DM and thought I was looking at Amber.

    • mytbean says:

      Exactly what I was thinking! She’s just so proportionally plain. I mean she’s not ugly or anything. But if she walked by I don’t think anyone would notice *her* specifically. It would have to be something she’s wearing or something. She just sort of blends into things… Maybe she knows this about herself and that’s why she wants to associate with flashy Captain Scarf?

    • MoxyLady007 says:

      She is a boring blond. As interesting as tepid tap water. But in her mind she is the hero of a Jason Bourne film. Thank god for her horse. He keeps her grounded in her delusions of grandeur.

  8. Talie says:

    She does come off very much like Alba and Biel in that interview — thinking too highly of herself. Lainey had a great article about Amanda Seyfried the other day — about how smart she was to place herself in large prestige ensembles or big movies that she doesn’t shoulder the blame for. It keeps her relevant and working. A shame some of these actors can’t figure that out.

    • ctkat1 says:

      Amanda Seyfried has been really smart about her career. Rather than letting her ego decide that she was a major movie star and deserved to be the lead, she’s kept it in check and done ensemble pieces- and she works constantly. In good films, too. I thought Lainey was dead on about that article.
      It’s a good model for a lot of these young actresses to follow, if they could get past the idea that they “deserved” to be the lead/were a major movie star.

  9. eliza says:

    Well now that she has let the cat out of the bag regarding false stories to friends, she has blown that. Lol.

    I have to laugh at how the crowd has turned on Amber. When she came out as bisexual and there were stories about her and Tasia everyone LOVED her. She was brave. Beautiful. Inspirational. Awesome. Everyone was singing her praises. Now she is with Depp and everyone dislikes her. I don’t get it.

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      I missed that narrative. From my recollection when she came out everyone was like “WHO??”
      Now that she’s Johnny Depp’s Girlfriend, she has an identity, but I think most of us still don’t care much for her blandness.

      • eliza says:

        I guess you did miss it. I vividly recall how everyone thought she was wonderful. That is why I find it funny now how she is so reviled and considered bland, boring and horrible.

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        Well if it makes you feel better, I ALWAYS thought she was bland and boring.

        I don’t know what her bisexuality has to do with anything–that’s hardly a unique distinction in Hollywood.

      • kri says:

        I’m with TOK. She has been around for a long time without making a splash, and it sure as hell isn’t because she’s a triple threat. She is trying so hard to set herself apart, and now she has sold out and become an older guy’s toy. She is one giant cliche. As far as Houdini, I would like to see someone else…maybe Oscar Isaac?

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        LOVE Oscar Isaac. Interesting choice for Houdini as well.

      • People were high fiving her for coming out and saying that she was with a woman–there was some dialogue about that. No one really knew who she was. Then she got some minor backlash because she gave the impression that she was a lesbian (by coming out by saying ‘I’m dating a woman’)–when the rumors about her and Johnny started up….the comments were like ‘I thought she was a lesbian’–she was still with Tasya then.

        And it’s only really been since she and Johnny got together that she started giving these obnoxious interviews.

        From what I’ve seen of her acting, ‘Rum Diaries’ was the HIGH point. And that’s probably because a) she was playing eye candy and b) she and Johnny had CRAZY GOOD chemistry. They were hot together. Because of that, she was ‘good’ in the movie–I think. It’s a performance that I think Amy Adams would’ve been able to give in her sleep, on her worst day.

        But yeah–I didn’t mind Amber up until she started giving these cringing, eye rolling interviews, one right after another. I mean, one of her first interviews was that she didn’t want to talk about her relationship with Johnny, because she was an ‘artist’–WELL, artists don’t need to use their (more famous) partner’s name in the tagline of their magazine cover….as 1/3 of their ‘triple threat’….

        But in the end–being a fake fameho doesn’t exclude you from being a nice person, or even a dedicated partner. I think that she really does love Johnny and her future stepkids, and if she really is serious about their future, then it’ll probably be all right. At least until Johnny hits 65 or something….but he’ll still be a hot 65 year old.

      • mytbean says:

        Well – initially, she kept her mouth shut and so we could only make deductions based on her knock out body in well fitting, elegant gowns at the Rum Diaries promotions. That was a time when she had an air of mystery.

    • Sullivan says:

      I thought she might be interesting when she dated the photographer, but I was wrong. Now that she’s being interviewed so much the mystery is gone. I realize I projected a personality onto Amber that doesn’t exist. It turns out, she’s not interesting or uncommon.

      • eliza says:

        Was it because she was in a relationship with a woman you found her interesting or was it because she was not well known and had not been in the press much? I am not trying to be rude in asking, just curious.

        On another gossip site, the fact that she is now engaged to Depp is why she is considered boring to many of the posters. They liked her in her relationship with the photographer. I find that reasoning interesting. As if someone’s sexual identity makes them worthy of praise and interest.

      • Sullivan says:

        Eliza, I’m referring to the period of time when she was dating the photographer. I admit, I hadn’t heard of her before then. Was she interesting to me simply because she was dating a woman? No, but I like Tasya’s work and find her kind of interesting so I guess I assumed Amber must be, too. I was wrong.

    • Hannah says:

      @eliza I don’t remember people loving her and anyhow any 20 something that dates a man old enough to be their father gets a hard time here, just look at the negativity aimed at clooneys finance who is educated and bright but still gets crap due to her fashion choices and choice in men. It’s doesn’t help that Amber keeps giving the most cliched interviews and her acting leaves a lot to be desired.

    • lucy2 says:

      I think she got promoted as the next big thing a few years ago, and when she never lived up to that (seriously I don’t think I’ve seen her in anything or if I did I don’t remember her) people’s opinions kind of turned. Plus lately she seems determined to make a name for herself not by being a good actor or an interesting person, but by latching onto a big star, which is another turn off.

  10. smee says:

    That green coat is gorgeous.
    She over-estimates how beautiful she is. She looks like plenty of other blondes in Cali. The pulled back hair and red lipstick in these pix aren’t flattering at all, imo. All I can see is EARS.

  11. Sullivan says:

    If my friend started dating Johhny Depp and fed me lies to test my loyalty we would no longer be friends. Friendship is a two-way street, m’dear.

  12. Luca26 says:

    Ugh I know she’s bisexual, beautiful, and seduced Johnny Depp and all but I find her so boring I think stories about her are only interesting in the context of WTF is wrong with Johnny how far is he going to take his mid-life crisis? If they last she’s going to be the non-beard version of Kelly Preston only famous for her hubby. She’s got zero charisma.

  13. Tanguerita says:

    Here we go again – “I’m so beautiful it hurts my chances to be a real actress”. Say hello to Jessica Biel and co. Honey, here is news for you – you are just not talented enough to keep up with the better of them. That’s all. So don’t throw away your meat ticket and please shut up for God’s sake.

    • Shannon1972 says:

      If I remember correctly, Jessica Biel basically torpedoed her career with those “I’m too beautiful” comments. She was really promising at first, but as much as people can love an actor, they can turn just as easily. Amber would do well to watch herself – the “genetic cards” excuse is old.

    • Amanduh says:

      Seriously!! And there’s this lady named Angelina Jolie who is one of the most beautiful people on Earth and she seems to be doing just fine with roles.
      Also, don’t complain about possibly having to “play a zombie in underwear/cleavage zombie” whilst posing in underwear and showing said cleavage. You reap what you sow.

      • littlestar says:

        Yep, exactly. Angelina Jolie is the perfect example that brains, talent, and hard work will get your far in Hollywood. Kate Blanchett is another good example of a beautiful woman who acts in usually great movies.

      • And you never see Angelina talking about her looks. Ever. I mean, she probably can go on and on and on and ON about her hair, her skin, her skin routine, etc…..she doesn’t though. I mean, a few people complain that she uses her family as a selling point (which I’m not saying she doesn’t)….but I’d rather hear about that than her hair, etc, how she is so gorgeous that people don’t take her seriously, or so on.

        And if I’m remembering right, people completely wrote her off as just another actor’s kid–well, she was one until she won two consecutive GGs.

        If Amber would just shut up about being the future Mrs. Johnny Depp, shut up about being an ARTISTE when all she does is ‘hot girl’ roles, and do some work (no matter how crappy), then I’d have ZERO issues with her.

        She’s damn near thirty–if she wants to marry a 50 year old, she knows what she’s getting into.

      • littlestar says:

        Couldn’t agree more with that either, Virg. We all know Heard’s career isn’t going anywhere, and even being with Depp won’t get her any further than being on tabloid magazine covers at this point (perfect example how “marrying up” doesn’t always get you prime roles – Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise). I wonder when she’s going to realize that she’s really not all that and a bag of potato chips? What’s interesting to me that at almost 30, she seems to have little to no self-reflection. It’s not a good sign that she wants to be some major Hollywood power player but cannot look inward to who she really is as a person/actor.

      • @littlestar
        If I was her, I’d cut my losses (in acting) and move straight into producing….I mean come on. If she and a few other actresses and actors like her (who made a ton of money from doing crappy movies) got together and started their own little company, they could actually make something of themselves. And it’s not like they have to be serious films either–make some cute, little funny romcoms or comedies. This is something I wish Jennifer Aniston would do too.

        And she’s with JOHNNY DEPP. Hustle him for some money. Charge him by the- –.* DO SOMETHING. Tell him autograph a couple of his raggedy hats and sell them…

        *act includes employing as much suction as you can

      • Lizzy1013 says:

        @VC I was watching a documentary or a special on Hollywood and “the game” and the guy kept repeating that one of the most important rules is “use other peoples $$”. He just kept repeating this and I believe that’s why most actors don’t finance their own pet projects.

  14. A.Key says:

    Wow, Johnny Depp is really not the man I thought he was all those years ago. I mean if he can fall in love with that, damn son, you couldn’t get much lower.
    And good luck finding true friendships with that sort of behavior!

  15. Jules says:

    I used to love Depp, WTF happened?

  16. Abbott says:

    Have a seat, Amber. Let me pull a chair out for you. Ma’am, your seat’s in Row D. Did anyone save a seat for Amber? SIT DOWN, AMBER NEVERHEARDOFHER.

  17. Sarah says:

    then lets hope her new friends dont read this :)

    i dont know if it always works, depends on the gossip, she will come up a lot of the same stuff that a gossip reporter can make up. Or its like in england where celebs were hacked. i dont know who it was but an actress said she only told her boyfriend a secret and the next day it was in the papers so she dumped him and felt betrayed. turned out they were hacked and the boyfriend did not do anything.

  18. nicegirl says:

    OHMYGOSH who cares about this gal? MAYA ANGELOU has returned to Heaven! We are so lucky to have had her presence here on Earth during our lifetimes . . . RIP to A Truly Beautiful Soul

  19. kod says:

    I don’t really care about Amber.I have neither love nor hate for her.However this isn’t her best photoshoot.But come on stop giving such a hard time to Johnny.He made some mistakes in his career and maybe in his life but he really seems like such a nice guy.I don’t get the hate for him and I find it a little bit too much.Give him a break

  20. Pri says:

    I don’t understand…What is so extraordinary or special about her? She looks nothing like Jolie and I’m no fan of Jolie. So, what is it?

  21. TG says:

    Amber meet Rooney. Rooney self-describes as aloof and you self-describe as strange. Now go play together and STFU.

  22. Mandy says:

    Maybe Kate Moss can show you some different poses. I’m kind of tired of looking at the whole inside of your empty head through your nose.

  23. SilkyP says:

    She keeps her Mustang in the garage now because she doesn’t want to be recognized and papped anymore? Oh, but she DOES want to be photographed when it suits her. She was known for calling the paps before she got together with Depp. And if you look at recent paparazzi shots of her, some of them look staged and all of them serve the purpose of telling a little story that she wants to tell. To be more specific:
    This was taken a few days after she was photographed at a New York event together with Depp, looking less than happy. It shows that she IS crazy in love with her fiancé Johnny Depp, and notice how visible her ring is : http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2628488/Johnny-Depp-kisses-fianc-Amber-Heard-car-window.html
    This one was taken a few days before she went to Cannes on her own, it shows that even though she is leaving on her own, they are OK and she loves him (no matter what he looks like): http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2633426/Amber-Heard-interrupts-filming-Black-Mass-steamy-smooch-star-Johnny-Depp-sports-receding-hairline-movie.html
    This one shows how much she likes books (remember she is a deep and intellectual person) :http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2631124/Amber-Heard-copies-fianc-Johnny-Depps-trademark-grungy-style-leather-jacket-patterned-maxi-skirt.html

    And her story about planting false stories with her friends to ‘test’ them, only confirms to me that she is quite a scheming, manipulative kind of person.

  24. Remember The '80s says:

    Wait a sec: you don’t want to be typecast as “the hottie” but THIS is what you wear for a magazine cover?

    Has anyone else wondered what Amber studied up on before she knew she’d be starring in The Rum Diaries with JD? Hmm let’s see…guns, check. Old blues records, check. Muscle cars, check. Quirky offbeat writers (Burroughs!), check. And Johnny was surprised by how much they had in common when they met!

    She might be an alternative gal, that I don’t doubt. But she is cunning and a calculating, that one.

  25. original kay says:

    why, she is just like Tyrion! trying to suss out the leak from the Small Council…

    (facepalm)

  26. sillyone says:

    Beauty is really in the eye of the beholder with this one because I just don’t see it.

  27. Cecilia says:

    Actress
    Model
    And the future Mrs. Johnny Depp

    *HURL*

    I don’t like this woman or the horse she rode in on.

  28. alexc says:

    By all means lament about how you’re type cast and “limited” by your beauty and sexiness and then go ahead and pose seductively half-naked for magazines. Why don’t these idiot actresses take a play out of the Cate Blanchett/Meryl Streep rulebook: if you want to be taken seriously take yourself seriously. Oh wait, maybe that requires actual talent.

  29. please no says:

    This talentless faux lesbian is so basic. She did the same sex thing for a New York minute just to rev up the male base . She sucks.

    Signed, member of LBGTQ community.

  30. iheartjacksparrow says:

    I just checked Amber’s movie grosses, and her biggest hit was Zombieland with a total worldwide gross of $102 million. Since some movies have a domestic (U.S. and Canada) opening WEEKEND of higher than that, she’s either not good at picking roles, or she’s getting cast based on “talent” in movies that tank at the box office.

  31. I see it says:

    I bet that’s what happened with the false story that her ex boyfriend sold to a magazine about her pregnancy…she tested the guy and now she knows that she can’t trust him
    I wonder what other false stories about them in the magazines are also coming from this untrusty friends?
    It could be about the houses. the other day was an story about them buying a house on Hawaii also in Nashville or London.
    Johnny Depp should do the same, because as far as i know, most of the stories seems to quote his friends as sources.
    Arrow it’s a beauty by the way. I’ve seen pictures before

  32. lucy2 says:

    I have to laugh about her switching cars like she’s some huge star hiding from paparazzi. She never really became a big deal before this whole Depp thing started, and I’m cynically thinking that’s her whole intent there with him.
    I do hope he steps back and takes some interesting, better roles. He’s been kind of annoying lately, but he is still a good actor.

    As for the telling lies to friends…if you suspect someone is selling stories, that’s a good way to find out, but if you don’t have reasons to be suspicious, that’s only going to cause problems.

  33. Minnie1 says:

    Amber strikes me as being a fairly typical 20 something (at least where I live). She’s been taught all her life that she’s perfect, everything she does is perfect, she’s entitled to everything she wants without really having to exert all that much effort, and finally, of course, she’s a bloody genius (Thank you, Mommies and Daddies of the current 20-something generation who raised their children to be like this). Her arrogance is based on her looks and her sense of entitlement: “I’m so pretty– give me what I want now—-or I’ll go all trailer trashy on you”. There is no introspection, only overwhelming ego coupled with pseudo intellectual pretensions. It’s not a pretty picture, and there are going to be tears before bedtime when this one gets older and begins to loose her looks.

  34. L.E. says:

    The only thing remotely interesting about her is her engagement to an aging Johnny Deep.

  35. Kat says:

    I’m not sure about the project, but I totally see Johnny playing Houdini. He seems as the perfect choice for a role like that. Also his biopics are like the high point on his career always. “Ed Wood”, “Donnie Brasco”, “Blow”, “Public Enemies” or “Finding Neverland”

    Also her leaking false info to detect the rats around her sounds reasonable. She has a very close group of friends that are even close to Johnny and his children now, I doubt those friends are selling stories to the tabloids. But they meet so many people, people who works with them on the movies or photoshoot, if she thinks that’s a way to test if those people are worthy of being around then it’s fine. There are so many infamous cases where the close people went with stories to the tabloids, a good example it’s mentioned here before was with Jude Law where the rat was on his own family.

    Johnny has described himself as quite paranoid and it seems it’s rubbing into Amber. But I can’t blame her. She went from being a somewhat famous B-Actress to share the level of harassment of one of the biggest stars on the planet from night to day. Changing cars, private planes, private island, personal bodyguards and even moving from their hotel in NYC after they were harrassed by a whole week, it’s part of their life if they want to protect their privacy

  36. Noone says:

    She’s not that pretty, rather plain actually.

  37. P.J. says:

    “As a woman, I usually have two options: Sex Object or the Best Friend Who Isn’t Sexy.” Really? There are only TWO options for female actors now and these are them? Ha ha ha. Ok. But I think the lovely, beautiful and insanely talented Meryl, Amy (Adams), Julia, Octavia, Jessica (Chastain), Helen, Francis (McDormand), Viola, Jessica (Lange), Ellen (Barkin), Jennifer (Lawrence) and many many more would very much beg to differ! Those women are on-screen forces of nature; you just can’t hold a candle to what they do girl.

    Much like both the “Jessica’s” Amber seems to be incredibly delusional when it comes to her lack of skill as and actor. So much so that she’s actually able to allow herself to blame her “hotness” (ugh) or gender-really any and everything BUT her meager talent-on the fact that she isn’t offered the meaty rolls.

    Don’t blame being female on your sh*tty resume girl; there are far too many incredible, crazy-hard working ladies (like the ones I listed above) out there kicking Hollywood *ss and taking names. Sorry.

  38. d b says:

    There was a Heather back in high school who used to do that, lie to her friends to see who would talk. So I take Amber admitting that in W to be a warning to her posse–Leaky members will feel Amber’s wrath!

    Sit back down honey you’re on Minute 14.30

  39. jd1 says:

    She looks like a vampire on crack. Go back to the trailer park, Amber. On second thought, never mind – they probably won’t let you in anyway. They are too good for you. Better go back to the streets.

  40. Mr. Pitiful says:

    Why does she want to leak false stories to the tabloids? Telling lies to her friends is pretty shitty behavior. She’s giving them false information knowing it could be leaked to the press. So she doesn’t actually care what’s written about her; she just wants to entrap her so-called friends. No thanks!

  41. Ravensdaughter says:

    That friend test is just creepy. I suspect some of her friends will walk after her comments, and they should. But her man Johnny will stand by her, I’m sure.

  42. Dee says:

    Actually, BJD (before Johnny Depp), I thought Amber was an interesting actress and person. Out marching on the lines for gay rights with her gf, wearing her vintage secondhand shop clothes.

    Now, just fame hungry and cookie cutter. Giving up her individually for this embarrassing persona is what makes me dislike her.

  43. Karen says:

    MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    Look at me in underthings and just fucked poses but DON’T look at me like a sex object!

    I’m beautiful and that’s why it’s hard for me to find good work, never mind that plenty of beautiful women earn good parts. I’m too good-looking, can’t you understand how HARD it is?

    I can’t stop laughing at this. Especially since I don’t get it, I don’t get her “beauty.” She’s not ugly (to me) but she ain’t a beauty either. Her eyes are too close together and her looks are too common to be beautiful. (To me.) She is making the entire conversation about her looks while denying that she is about her looks. And while Johnny Depp hooking up with a way younger woman after his divorce does not turn me off in the least, the idea of him and this creature does turn me off. THIS makes me wonder what he sees in her. I kind of feel sorry for her, actually, because she’s allowed her looks to prevent her from developing interests outside of what you think of her looks.

  44. Zooyork says:

    I have never personally encountered anyone with the last name “Heard”. I don’t like her last name. Does anyone know where it hails from?

  45. Texas Trash says:

    No doubt this is where today’s story about them using “vintage porn” to spice up their love life? Depp wouldn’t want his kiddies hearing about this stuff, so you know it must have come from the trailer park side.

    • Minnie1 says:

      Yep, funny story, super-trashy, and too much information.

      Saying that……I’m wondering which one needs porn more to enhance performance. Since Amber is firmly secure in her acquisition of Johnny, and photos of them show her obvious love affair with a camera as opposed to her beloved, I’m wondering if her attitude has now become “close your eyes and think of England”. Regarding Johnny, my only thought was a man approaching his dotage and desperate to keep young “bought” plaything interested. Ultimately, a rather pathetic attempt to convince the public that they are edgy and sooo hot together.