Full disclosure: my inner goth girl would love to have Khloe Kardashian’s long black dress in these photos. I dislike the jacket, but the dress is awesome. I used to have an excellent skirt made out of the same material… damn, what happened to that skirt?
Anyway, these are some pics of Khloe at LAX a few days ago. The dress is flattering and slimming, so maybe that’s why Khloe’s Pinocchio Butt is looking a bit smaller here? I can’t figure it out. Seriously, go back and look at some of those old Pinocchio Butt photos from a few months ago. Khloe’s butt/butt implants were ENORMOUS. Her butt was suddenly, shockingly huge. It was also really “high,” which many took as evidence of said butt implants. But in these photos, the Pinocchio seems smaller, not as high, not as wide.
So how did Khloe’s butt deflate? I have some theories. Some people emailed me and CB about whether or not Khloe was wearing butt pads on-and-off for several months. That’s one theory. Another is that she did get implants and they were relatively new back in April/May and now, like breast implants, the swelling has gone down. Theory #3 is that her butt is the same size but this dress is just really slimming. And yes, I can’t believe I’ve spent this much time talking about Khloe’s butt. But there you go.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.