LeAnn Rimes celebrated her 32nd birthday by tweeting about her unicorn cake

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LeAnn Rimes celebrated her 32nd birthday on Thursday. I always forget that she’s a crazy-ass Virgo like me. LeAnn gives Virgos a bad name! Maybe that’s just me though… because I also think Beyonce’s control-freak-ness gives Virgos a bad name as well. We’re not all crazy control freaks, people. Just MOST of us. Some Virgos are like… Hugh Grant. Just… weird.

So, how did LeAnn celebrate her birthday? She was in a bikini and posting endless photos to her social media, so I guess that means she was pretty happy. You can read all of her celebratory tweets here and I’m including her social media photos, of course. Somebody (probably LeAnn herself) got a unicorn-shaped birthday cake. Eddie gave her jewelry but we were spared a photo of the gifts, which is too bad. I always like to see how little Eddie is actually spending on his wife. Hand to God, one time he got her the ugliest, cheapest ring I’ve ever seen. This year’s b-day presents were from Jacquie Aiche and included a “rig” (a ring, I’m assuming) and a necklace. This also happened:

Yeah. Then it will be: “Won’t stop tweeting even to blow out my unicorn birthday candles #eddiethinksimcrazy lol.” And then it will be: “Need to stop obsessing over you know who #neverforget #Bonusmomsarebetter #theyaremyboysnow #singlewhitefemale #eddiethinksimcrazy.” And then: “Eddie says he’s taking me to a special institution where I can relax, just need to give him power of attorney lol #eddiethinksimcrazy #heaskedforallthePINnumbers.”

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Photos courtesy of LeAnn’s Twitter.

 

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  1. Christin says:

    Bikinis, endless photos and a strange cake. So the only difference in this and any other day is the cake.

    Side note: Is that Eddie depicted as holding on to the pot of gold?

  2. Jane says:

    That cake is just ridiculous and this week of birthday announcements on her part is just her way of overcompensating for he show bombing, the CD bombing and all the stupid comments she’s made recently that caused a backlash. She is extremely childish and I for one am disgusted by it.

    • Macey says:

      she has actually been tweeting Happy Bday tweets to other celebs having bdays and adding in when hers was in the same tweet, just to get that Happy bday wish returned. she cant even wish someone else a happy bday without mentioning her own.

      I honestly dont know one person, kids included, that acts this way about their birthday. I mean really… wf cares? I think her birthday attitude is a perfect textbook example of her narcissism and desperation for attention.

  3. Christin says:

    Kaiser, I just have to congratulate you on making this boring ongoing saga more entertaining. The reference to that ugly ring and made-up tweet is hilarious. I quickly read the tweet and at first thought it might be real. #waitingforthenextlevelofcray

  4. Stephanie says:

    She is mentally stuck at 13.

  5. GoodNamesAllTaken says:

    Yeah, when I’m so happy that I’m crying, the first thing I do is stop the moment and tweet about it. Because that’s what matters. That other people know.

  6. Tara says:

    Omfg the unicorn thing AGAIN? Let it gooooo Let it gooooo

  7. Just_askin says:

    I’m wondering if anybody can clear up the term ‘single white female’ for me. I understand Leann keeps copying Brandy, and she is a single white female, but I don’t really understand what it means.. Thank you!!!!!

  8. NewWester says:

    Asked my grandson what he thought of having a unicorn cake for his birthday and all he could manage to say was “scary”

  9. Peppa says:

    My three year old, who is also a Virgo (she shares her bday with Brad and Angelina’s anniversary, which we will now refer to as Brangelina day), would be all over that unicorn cake. I also love that Eddie is sitting with the pot of gold!

  10. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    That cake looks like the My Liitle Pony character Rainbow Dash. What would be Leanne’s Pony name? Eddies would have to be Mistress’ cash and his “cutie mark” would be a dollar sign.

  11. Audrey says:

    And people think Taylor swift is too little girly

  12. Sarah says:

    It’s not as bad as the cake depicting LeAnn and Eddie IN BED with the boys giggling at the foot of the bed.

  13. sauvage says:

    Oh. My. God.

    I just had to remind myself that this is allegedly the birthday cake for an allegedly grown-a** woman of 32 years.

    I mean, I would have thought it was tacky and ugly as sin even even back when I was five years old, but then, that’s just me.

    GOD!

  14. Rusty Machine says:

    Kaiser, the mock tweets=amazing.

  15. Deanne says:

    Am I the only person who thinks fondant cakes suck? I really dislike the taste of it and I’ve never eaten one that wasn’t dry and dusgusting. I know that people think they look good, but paying hundreds of dollars for dry cake doesn’t appeal to me. LeAnn is obviously happiest when all attention is focussed on her. She must be an exhausting person to live with. She tweeted throughout all of her celebrations. Tweeted and posted photos that looked incredibly posed and unnatural. It’s weird to me that after three years and at her birthday, she still feels the need to stage lovey dovey photos with Eddie. Why woukd she tweet while she’s claiming to be crying because she’s so happy and grateful? It’s so contrived. Can’t she experience anything without tweeting about it? I think that another trip to Tweehab might be helpful. Her pathetic belief that she’s a unicorn also exposes her extreme narcissism and conceit. She’s literally one of the most insufferable and deluded people I’ve ever seen.

  16. Sea Dragon says:

    I agree with Mortician (above) that it looks like one of the My Little Pony characters. Interestingly, the title of the cartoon (which attracts kids and adults alike) is called My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and I’m assuming that’s the point she was trying to make. That her friendships are “maaaagical” and that Eddie hit the jackpot. Ohy. Lol
    She did a bang up job on her birthday “press”. If I didn’t know any better, I’d think she was a cute girl having the time of her life. Ugh.

  17. Leslie says:

    So she just turned ten yrs old?

  18. Jenni12 says:

    I wouldn’t think anything of it, past her obvious immaturity and neediness, if she didn’t also make sure to tweet pictures of the boys on her birthday and discuss how they helped her celebrate. All of her failures are so richly deserved.

  19. Christin says:

    The mock tweets led me to check the latest tweetfest. Recently she posted a quote from Maya, who was supposedly so close to her (yet it was another singer named Leann who was asked to perform at her funeral).

    I remember how she talked about Maya inviting her family to return for a meal, as if that was an exclusive invitation. I have since read that Maya frequently asked people to one of her homes to share a meal.

    A bit OT, but her quote reminded me of that tidbit. She seems to repeatedly overstate her relationships with famous people.

    • respect says:

      Hey now, Ghandi was a very close friend of hers and she visited him often in Chile while he was on tour.

    • ya says:

      I don’t know if she does actually… I follow Rita Wilson on twitter & I remember Rita tweeting about LR – saying people should buy her new album & I think she got together with LR at more than one party.

      Celeb circles are fairly small/insular – LR had a solid career in music for a long time -she probably still has many connections. Plus all celebs are fairly crazy/narcissistic/insecure so…. I don’t know how much LR stands out on that front.

      Though LR really does come across like that girl who is desperate to join the popular crowd in high school but everyone sees the desperation.

    • Deanne says:

      She really, really wants to be and feel important and it’s convenient for her to claim close relationships with dead people, because they can’t dispel the lie. She was so excited to be with real celebs at Chelsea Handler’s last show, that she was almost hysterical. Her desperation is palpable. As deluded and arrogant as she is, she had to know that she and Eddie did not fit in with that crowd. Sociopaths overstate their relationships with people and will never admit they’ve lied, even when caught and that’s LeAnn’s M.O. for sure.

      • Stacey says:

        Brandi allegedly slept with 50 = Chelsea doesn’t like Brandi = LeAnn got an invite. When you look at the real celebs and then there’s Le standing far far stage left was very out of place. Only 3 people talked to her after the show cuz she would have tweeted if there had been more lol

  20. Lydia Says says:

    The cake is not that bad. She looks happy and healthy.

    • why? says:

      The cake is bad because it is just another example of Leann trying to be Brandi. Every since Brandi wrote about unicorns in her first book, Leann has been obsessed with them. Plus, what 32 year old woman would get a cake like that? I can see a 21 one year old, but a grown woman who is constantly begging people to take her seriously?

      Leann doesn’t look happy and healthy in any of these photos, she looks miserable and sad like she is trying to put on a happy front for the cameras. Leann just couldn’t enjoy her birthday, she had to make a big production about it just like she did with the ALS Bucket Challenge. These aren’t just regular random photos, these photos were taken by Leann’s professional photographer friend, the one who said that she was doing a social experiment last year by tweeting a quote that Joyce made about Brandi. Everything about Leann is fake, scripted. The photos that Leann posted the day after her birthday are hilarious because she is trying way too hard to convince everyone that she happy. In the background of the “sexy” photo with Eddie, there is alcohol galore on the table. Eddie was drunk. In the photo of her pretending to dance, Lizzy tried to steal the show by showing off her behind. Then there is the road trip that she took with Eddie and friends the day after her birthday, so once again Eddie only participated in the lovey dovey birthday photos with Leann because she funded another vacation for him, Lizzy, and his friends. Another thing that stands out is how all the women in these photos(Kiki, Lizzy, Leann’s photographer friend, Lizzy’s model friend) are wearing the same bikini, was Leann using her birthday party to showcase her bikini line or did Eddie require a dress code for his women?

      Just because Leann looks happy, it doesn’t mean that she is happy. The year that she went to fake rehab after celebrating her 30 yo birthday for a month, she was smiling and giving interviews about how she was happy and blessed. Then a few days after her birthday, she gave an exclusive interview to People magazine saying that she was unhappy.

      • Deanne says:

        I find it so weird that they NEVER travel alone. Eddie’s friends accompany them on every trip they take. I don’t think he has any desire to be alone with her. One thing is for sure. Eddie only looks physically affectionate toward her when he’s consumed copius amounts of alcohol.

      • why? says:

        Leann and Eddie are never alone, after seeing Lizzy’s instagram photos on her account(LizyRed), even when we thought that Leann and Eddie were all alone, they were not. I was looking through Lizzy’s photos and noticed that even when Leann and Eddie did the Skydiving event for Veteran’s Day last year, one of the storylines that aired on their show, Lizzy, Dave, and Kiki were also there. Leann had everyone thinking that it was just her and Eddie doing the jump, but they brought the whole crew along with them to do the jump. Everyone was talking about how Eddie looked so happy from the staged Skydiving photo-ops, but it was all an act because Lizzy was there.

        Lizzy also has photos on that account before her plastic surgery, and I was shocked to see that Lizzy looked like Scheana before she started messing around with her face and dyed her hair red.

  21. lisa2 says:

    I never get when adults want cakes and things that you usually associate with children.

    anyway she looks very lovely in the picture by the cake. Very happy.

  22. Nene says:

    32?! Gosh, i don’t know why but I’ve always thought LeAnn is around 40 years.

    Yikes, that’s one ugly cake and never have i used ugly to describe a cake before.

  23. Jess says:

    My god this woman is truly insane and needs serious help. She only became obsessed with unicorns because Brandi tweeted a quote about them, and how appropriate to have her gold digging husband next to a pot of gold, these two should be embarrassed.

  24. Shelley says:

    When I saw the headline, I thought it would be a well-designed cake with pretty decorations – unicorns are, after all, magical and beautiful creatures. What on earth is up with this one?! Flat-out ugly!

  25. Lil Anne says:

    Brandi has the same ring. Supposedly, Eddiot gave it to her when they were married. Poor pitiful LR.

  26. LovesGossip says:

    Is the unicorn cake supposed to resemble LeAnn or was that a mere coincidence?

  27. AryaMartell says:

    Of course Leann is crazy if I spent as much time on social media as Leann did I would be crazy too. I’m so glad I gave up on twitter. All I have now is a Pinterest account to occupy me during transit rides and a facebook I rarely check to stay in touch with family and friends. There have been studies done that social media will have detrimental effects on your mental health and I seriously think that if Leann gave up all of her social media accounts within 6 months she would dump Eddie and move to Nashville. I think Leann’s narcissism would then return to tolerable levels.

  28. Alexandra says:

    Ermagerddddd!!!! Your made up tweets are hilarious!!! You’re so clever – I love the way you write!!!

  29. LAK says:

    The irony of Ediot holding onto that pot of gold on the cake!!! LOL.

  30. why? says:

    Leann’s pre-birthday and birthday celebration, didn’t get as much press coverage as it has in the past, but that could be because the press was too busy covering Angelina and Brad’s wedding and Joan Rivers’ hospitalization, and then Leann turned off the press and blogs with her rape joke, tweeting about Mason’s back to school night like it was a social hour for her to prove that she is a better mother to Mason and Jake than Brandi is, and then the fiasco of using Jake and one of the parents from his soccer team in the clear bag and dildo storyline for her show. When Leann figured out that her birthday was being ignored by the press, she tried to get attention by posting the photos and tweeting the details on Friday. US Weekly took the bait and wrote an article about the photos Saturday, and then today, some blogs picked it up.

    • Byte Me says:

      That “parent” from Jake’s soccer team was a hired actor.

      • why? says:

        There is a parent from Jake’s baseball and basketball teams who Leann tweets to very often whose name is Stephanie( KH calls her Steph and Stef). I didn’t watch episode 7 of Leann’s show so I don’t know if it was an actress playing Stephanie or Stephanie herself. Stephanie is a real person whose son really is a member of Jake’s baseball and basketball teams. Based on the tweets Leann made in October of last year to Stephanie, her son didn’t play soccer. Leann would constantly tweet Stephanie asking her if the baseball and basketball games were still on for the day and making play dates on twitter with her. In April of this year, Leann was papped at Jake’s baseball game holding Stephanie’s baby, this is after Leann made several tweets about holding the baby. This is why Leann’s show is so disgusting. Why did Leann have to include Jake and parents from his sports teams in their storylines?

        I think Stephanie may have deleted her twitter account or changed her name. Here are some tweets that Leann and KH sent to her during baseball and soccer season:

        Leann Rimes: @Basslerette @JohnBassler he is a great daddy!!!!

        Leann Rimes: Fun baseball game this morning. Our baseball moms rock & @Basslerette lil 10 week old was stuck to my arms. I just adore him. Beautiful day!

        Leann Rimes:@Basslerette see you this afternoon at baseball lady

        Leann Rimes: @KarlaHoffman @Basslerette yeah! Baseball needs to start soon

        Leann Rimes: @Basslerette soccer for us

        Leann Rimes: @Basslerette I think lil man is gonna b ball it too

        KH: @leannrimes @Basslerette Stef, you need to get back here and get the team together! PRONTO!

        This is a tweet that Leann made in Feb:

        @kikicaldas so sweet! I met sweet baby Ryan today love at 1st sight too. @Basslerette he’s beautiful

  31. Michele says:

    She’s just a nut job and has a face only her mother can love. Jesus there’s just nothing to this marriage anymore it’s obvious. This is a sorry birthday celebration. He puts in zero effort ever and it serves her right. :)

  32. MY TWO CENTS says:

    The cake looks like a cake for a 5 year old girl’s birthday not a grown woman. Someone asked her on twitter who the guy was at the bottom and she said it was Eddie with the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. How immature can someone be? If Eddie has a working brain (which I am not sure if he does) he would have to be so staggering drunk to even pretend to have a good time. I think she lives on twitter because that’s where she gets all the praises and attention she so craves. There are a few people on there that absolutely worship her and still think she is a super star. Eddie….he is basically a lazy, unemployed kept man who used to take a stab at acting. I don’t even think he cares what people think cause he is living the easy life in Hidden Hills no less. He can pretend as the trade off for an easy life. He even gets to go camping in an RV camper when everybody else is working!! Hey, can’t beat that he says as he drives his RV off into the sunset.

  33. Christin says:

    Has anyone seen her interview at MDA telethon? She compares her psoriasis with children who struggle from muscular dystrophy.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=VpXjS6UmqQE#t=101

    • briargal says:

      Come on now–you know she has suffered so much in her life—after all the tooth problems she equates to cancer and psoriasis now compares to muscular dystrophy. Doesn’t surprise me at all. She makes everything about her. Selfish, delusional, childish pig!

    • Deanne says:

      Um, WTF? I did not just hear her compare her psoriasis to muscular dystrophy did I? Beyond the fact that she can’t string a sentence together and is completely inarticulate, this woman can’t seriously be that selfish and stupid can she? I’m stunned. I know she compared dental pain to stage four cancer and acted like an infected hang nail was life threatening, but to compare psoriasis to an illness that is physically debilitating and in most cases terminal, shows how self centred she really is. Her stupid song”Give” gets a new meaning every time she discusses it. She stuttered and stammered out a new one in this interview and still managed to make it all about her. I honestly think she has a hard time in interviews because she lies so much.

      • Christin says:

        If she worked in a business setting, speech training would be in order. She stumbles and uses too many filler words. A person on the street could give better answers off the cuff.

        I used to watch the telethon as a child years ago, and I don’t recall the celebrities being so self-absorbed and ill-rehearsed. It’s not just her; another country singer was only slightly better in her interview. It’s as if some celebrities are so self absorbed they cannot connect to others and not make it about themselves.

      • julie says:

        If I didn’t have so much disdain for her I would be embarrassed for her. That was a horrible interview . She just doesn’t do well when put on the spot. Makes it once again about HER. Dumb as a box of rocks!

      • Deanne says:

        I worked with someone whose son died from this disease. To actually compare psoriasis to MD and say it’s as bad, is truly stupid, shameful and ignorant as hell. Her skin condition isn’t the same as a terminal illness. Every thing LeAnn does that is supposed to be helping others, whether it be the noh8t campaign, the ALS ice bucket challenge or a telethon, turns into something about her . Me, me, me. I, I, I. It’s always ” me too, but worse”. A child with a terminal disease is interviewing her like a pro and she’s unable to string two thoughts together and has the nerve to say her skin problems are equal to a life threatening disease. Her PR team are as moronic as she is. That is if she even has PR people.

      • Christin says:

        Did she not understand the disease at all? My classmate’s younger sister and my cousin had MD and neither lived past 16.

        The telethon is about MD, not a non-life threatening skin condition or some brief accident recovery (another 1990s country singer compared the latter to another child interviewer who was strapped in a wheelchair).

  34. Joney Says says:

    The cake does not bother me. To each its own. I think she looks very healthy.

  35. Jayna says:

    The hashtags are genius. Great job.

    And this post by Respect gave me a chuckle.

    respect says:
    September 1, 2014 at 7:45 am
    @FingerBinger…..her history of packing every bit of her psychosis into a fondant covered nightmare is fairly well documented. They give a freaky look into her crazy. sometimes cake is cake, but not with this nutjob .