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- David Byrne of the Talking Heads once almost ran over Paris Hilton with his bike [Websters is my Bitch]
- This has got to be the most NSFW commercial ever. It’s for Sprite, and it was banned from German TV [Dlisted]
- Marc Anthony is now part owner of the Miami Dolphins [Lainey Gossip]
- Ousted Miss California Carrie Prejean Has a Story, and a Book Deal [PopEater]
- The Olsen Twins Join Fashion Council [MSN Wonderwall]
- No Wonder Ne-Yo Was Crying! [Bossip]
- “He’s Just Not That Into You” Ruined Me [College Candy]
- Jamie Lee Curtis Speaks About Her Drug Addiction And Michael Jackson [Fafarazzi]
- If His Acting Career Doesn’t Work Out, Jake Gyllenhaal Would Make a Great K-Mart Flyer Model [Pajiba]
- Mary-Louise Parker Always Planned To Adopt [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Fergie’s taken better photos [Celebslam]
- Simon Cowell on Paula Abdul: “She’ll be on the show” [In Case You Didn’t Know]
- Ben Roethlisberger is Being Sued For Sexual Assault [Crazy Days and Nights]
- Mushy Moment Of The Day: Couple Marries After Long-Lost Love Letter Was Discovered [The Frisky]
- Eva Mendes enjoys some time aboard D&G’s yacht [PopSugar]
- This is Evan Rachel Wood Naked [Egotastic]
- Kate Gosselin upskirt. You’ve been warned. NSFW [The Superficial]
- Maria Menounos And Her Big Juicy Lemons [Hollywood Tuna]
Written by JayBird
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- TV Shows that outstayed their welcome [Pajiba]
- Goopy and Cameron Diaz went to a Coldplay concert [Lainey Gossip]
- The bacon milkshake! [D-Listed]
- Ashanti looks... good? [Go Fug Yourself]
- 20 great songs under 2 minutes [Fark]
- Snooki and J-Woww on notice [IDLYITW]
- Jennifer Aniston through the years [Popsugar]
- Kirsten Dunst looks so pretty here [Evil Beet]
- Mila Kunis without makeup [Celebslam]
- The awful cover letter all of Wall St. is mocking [Gawker]
15 Responses to ““David Byrne once almost ran over Paris Hilton with his bike” afternoon links”
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david should try harder next time.
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No, Sprite did not create the commercial, nor is it from Germany. some kids made the ad, I believe they were from NY.
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John Jones IV, the young man featured in the funny and filthy spoof, confirms it was a “spec” commercial produced by Greencard Pictures in Brooklyn (Not Germany!).
He claims that the piece was never supposed to air.
-perezhilton.com
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Jamie Lee Curtis Speaks About Her Drug Addiction And Michael Jackson
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That was very sad. I wasn’t a huge fan particularly of MJ, but Jamie Lee’s sussing of his situation shows a sensitivity and real insight into his life.
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Evan Rachel Wood kinda looks like the kid from home alone and that MJ video.
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Theres no way any such thing would actually be made or aired here…fortunately.
And it is not ‘funny’ or even spoofy at all. Just some crap that a dirty mind churns out because such a mind sees absolutely everything, even the most innocuous of things, as sexual.
Thanks alot, now I cant drink a soda without that tupid commercial coming to mind. (until I block it out)
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So because the Olsens pay other people to design the clothes in their fashion line, that makes them qualified to make fashion decisions ? Did we lose a war ?
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David Byrne, don’t you know that ALMOST isn’t good enough?
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Paris looks like Heather Mills
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Too bad he didn’t succeed. Never understood why she is all that to the media. Someone must be consuming her for her to get the media attention she does. She contributes what to anything? First time to ever post or respond to anything PH, and it is to wonder why something bad didn’t happen. Really messing with my karma.
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True story- when I was attending an art college in NY in the late 80′s, I was running late for class and I knocked David Byrne to the ground with my large portfolio case.
Funny coincidense. I guess what comes around goes around.
Now I have a six degrees to assaulting Paris Hilton!
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Damn it, David should have tried harder!
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If he were in a car, David may not have missed.
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Almost doesn’t count.
Damn.
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I love David Byrne even more than I already did.
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