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Last week’s OK! featured a deceptive cover that made it seem like it had an interview with Twilight’s golden couple, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. Titled “Inside Our Home,” with the fake quote “We’re already like a married couple,” the article inside just had photos of the hotel suites that that stars were staying in while filming in Vancouver along with some thoughts from locals and merchants they’d run into.
This week OK! is a little more straightforward but still seems to promote an interview that won’t be inside. Featuring a photo taken of John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston in December, 2008, OK! promises “all the exclusive details on how Jen got her guitar-slinging loverboy back.” John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston’s on-again relationship, their third try on the reconciliation tilt a whirl, was confirmed by People Magazine on Thursday of last week, which was just too late to hit the tabloid print cycle.
On John Mayer’s new album Battle Studies , the singer croons, “Friends, lovers or nothing — we can only ever be one.”
And after months of steamy, no-strings-attached hookups with gal pal Jennifer Aniston, the on-off pair have decided what they want to be to each other: full-time lovers!
In the new issue of OK! — on sale everywhere Thursday — you’ll get all the exclusive details on how Jen got her guitar-slinging loverboy back… by playing hard-to-get!
Also, details of the reunited couple’s secret, steamy nights behind closed doors at Manhattan’s ultra-luxe Four Seasons Hotel. Plus, OK! reveals the Friends star’s plan to finally have the baby she’s been wanting for so long.
[From OK!]
Oh give me a break with the “Jennifer Aniston baby plan” story. We’ve heard that for years. If she’s still with Mayer and he hasn’t bailed yet with some lame complicated excuse then I hope she’s just in it for the sex. She knows better than to get too involved with that cad, but clearly she’s not thinking this through or she never would have gone there again.
I remember seeing an interview with Aniston on The Late Show in which she was promoting He’s Just Not That Into You and admitted that she hadn’t read the book. She disagreed with parts of it that were read out by Jay Leno. She said that she didn’t agree with the statements “He’s just not that into you if he’s not asking you out” because “aren’t men shy sometimes?” and “He’s just not that into you if he’s not calling you” asking “for how long?” She needs to read that book, and many more relationship self help books, and take the advice seriously.
I don’t think she’s as stuck on Mayer as OK! seems to be suggesting to move copies, but she is definitely wasting time if she’s looking for something long term. We won’t be hearing about this much longer, though. I doubt this will be a big seller for OK! and I doubt these two will stay together for more than a couple weeks in this third go-around.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer, Reconciliations
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38 Responses to “New cover of OK!: Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer - He’s Mine!”
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Well another tabloid cover featuring Desperate Jen? How original.
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what’s with all the bloggers pretending to be love experts? give her a break, she knows better then you. mayer, butler or whoever it’s her choice, she knows better what makes her happy. would you like unknown people to give you advices on who should you date?
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He’s single, She’s single.
It isn’t like she is hooking up with a married co-star on one of her movies, and then getting knocked up to trap him.
But then again, maybe if she did that, she could gain some respect from a certain fraction of the public, eh?
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@YeahRight kudos! ITA
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Are they even together at all (as in even simply hooking up for sex, let alone dating again)? I mean Gossip Cop nailed last week’s US story as a lie, and while People can often be in bed with celebrities, it has also been wrong of late too. Take for example that it all but confirmed that she and Gerry Butler were together a couple of months ago, yet there has been no hard evidence to suggest this was ever true. I find it bizarre that people seem to buy almost any tabloid story about her, yet claim these rags never get it right when it comes to other celbrities. Before we lynch her for “getting involved with that cad” why don’t we see some actual proof that they in fact are involved again?
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An old picture, a fake story and Jennifer being painted as a pathetic, clingy woman. Tragic that people put stock in magazines like this.
No one, except for a country, hillbilly, hoosier woman makes a comment like: “He’s mine”!
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People magazine was wrong many times lately, but both them and Gossipcop confirmed she met with Mayer and no one denied that. It’s hard to believe they’re good friends who just hang out, I don’t do that with my ex boyfiends. I thought she was secretly seeing Gerard, but now I’m confused. If they’re together again someone will catch them soon, if not I hope to see her with someone else.
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How come we never see bogus articles about single male actors like George Clooney or John Stamos claiming they’re “desperate” to start a family?
I’m not a Jennifer fan, but it’s disingenuous and insulting to her and all women of a certain age that if she doesn’t have a baby, she’s desperate and pathetic.
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You just know she’s dating someone in PR or another field and has been for years.
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YeahRight…..you’re so on point!
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Jen, just get a puppy. I did. I don’t even have to wonder where to find love. It’s RIGHT HERE, eating his kibble. So, all of you TEAM JEN people, let’s start a new campaign: JEN: TEAM PUPPY!
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They may well be back together, but this cover headline is ridiculous, especially the part about the baby plan!
But it made me laugh, so it was worth it. The tabloids will not be happy until this woman is a mother!
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… and upon seeing this magazine cover, he splits again in 3 … 2 … 1 …
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@Sumodo-ITA!
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They give her this image because she always use it. In every interview she does she plays the role and every movie she is on she is the desperate single women.
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@firestarter (Eyore)Thanks for noticing me. JEN: TEAM PUPPY!
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@Sumodo - she already has two puppies!
@Firestarter - My thoughts exactly!
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LMAO! So, Jen’s never read “He’s Just Not That Into You”. Wow, that explains A LOT!!
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@ YeaRight!: Oh Jesus, give me a break. You can’t trap a man by getting pregnant. A bajillion women have tried it and ended up dumped and alone with an unwanted baby on their hands.
If a man wants to stay he will stay. Otherwise, bye-bye. Aniston knows this from repeated experience but it seems like a lesson she just refuses to learn.
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Oh Cheyenne. Can you read one article that has anything to do with Jennifer and not include your obsessive hate-on for her in the comments. It’s getting really boring. I see you on here all of the time ragging on jennifer even when the article has nothing to do with her. Please, get a life before your Anniston obsession takes over.
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I do agree u can’t trap a man by having a baby. Only idiotic,stupid, desperate, clingy women believe that bullshit. I’ve had a few ex-friends that tried that in their failed relationship, but they all ended up alone with a baby-ies.
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Can’t she just be back because the sex is just that nasty, free, available and nothing more?
No games. No babies. No expectations. Just doing freaky things “in between projects” for sh!ts and giggles until they find someone else to emotionally abuse with neediness, constant thirst for admiration, and general unadulterated douchery.
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oh jen… you are getting desperate aren’t you?
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Totally agree #23. I doubt too many sane people want to deal with these two dumbasses and their obsessive and constant need for fame and attention. Let’s be grateful they’ve take each other off the market temporarily. Unfortunately, we’ll probably have to hear about the next break-up, etc. Gross. I hope the PR is worth the stds jen. Seriously.
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@ tommysgirl: Wassamatta hon, did I hit a nerve? Don’t shoot the messenger just because you don’t like the message.
So she’ll get humped and dumped all over again. It’s not like she isn’t used to it. But damn, you’d think she would learn from experience, wouldn’t you?
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YeaRight! You took the words right out of my mouth. Watch the masses disagree with us though.
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Really people as though Jennifer Anniston needs help attracting men..hello? She has been divorced for 3 & 1/2 years! Know anybody else still single after that amount of time? Ya do but most of them are men! Please stop sending the message that the only true happiness for women is in the arms of their big strong man holding their lovely baby in one arm and using their other arm to run the vacuum! I think Ms. Anniston is perfectly happy doing God knows what and laughing her a$$ off at the tabloids getting it WRONG! I don’t think she envys Brad/Angie et al..I think watching them drag 6 children all over the planet all the while being tabloid fodder intermingled with Angie looking haunted and thin in refugee camps talking to women about their lives gives her nightmares not that anything is wrong with their lives it’s just that I think she would rather go around looking like a total hottie minus the baby spit keeping a revolving door on her bedroom.
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The whole story is silly, and if they are knocking boots, good for them. Single adults get to do that.
But there’s people that live for the Aniston stories because criticizing her must make them feel better about their own lives. There’s just no sane reason to devote so much time to someone you think little of.
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he’s mine, she’s mine…good grief, who’d want either of them?!
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I hope she is at least smart enough to wear protection around this guy…skeevy
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Good grief, it astounds me that some people think this stuff is REAL. Its crap made up to sell magazines…the pic is almost a YEAR OLD. And furthermore who cares? Boring…
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Is Jennifer in on all this PR or is it just the magazines because it’s making her look pathetic. I can’t believe she’d actually want that kind of image.
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Last week her rep denied it, this week the mags are again making a story to sell and her rep denied it again
they are not back together, they are just friends.
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to DrM…
funny, ain’t it? seems that the ONLY stories that are true in the tabs are about Aniston. At least, that’s what people who hate her would have you think.
every other story about any other celeb is BS, but when it’s Aniston, it’s GOSPEL.
and you know who I’m looking at on this one.
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Another story about Jen trying to get pregnant again,please! John is loving the attention he’s getting again!
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I thought Brad’s mama was trying to get them back together? It’s all horseshit.
John Mayer looks like a head case and he needs to ditch the silly ass looking scarf too.
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The idiot can have him
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