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These are outtakes from Megan Fox’s photo shoot with the New York Times Magazine last week. I think they originated from one of Megan’s fansites, but I got them off Popoholic, which has even more here. Popoholic is claiming these are some of “Megan’s sexiest shots ever” but I find these images… sketchy. Like, child-pr0n sketchy. What stylist is like “Oh, Megan Fox is coming, let me go get a little ruffled ice skater outfit!”? Ruffles plus Converse sneakers = not good. Add to that the trashy poses, and it’s all pretty bad. Does Megan know how to make a striking, interesting photo without sucking on her toe-thumb, or spreading her legs, or flashing her cooch, or bending over, or hanging on whatever guy is standing next to her?
Anyway, that’s really all I’ve got about Megan and her idiocy. She doesn’t seem to have given any more new interviews in about a week – which is shocking – so we don’t have any new quotes, only these photos. But I finally got around to reading the complete Us Weekly cover story from last week – all about how Angelina Jolie is the devil, et cetera. One of interesting little slice of info comes in one minor little pullout, though. Apparently, Angelina has been telling friends that they need to send word to Megan Fox to shut the hell up. Here’s what Us Weekly says:
Transformers starlet Megan Fox, 23, has unabashedly talked up her lesbian trysts, wild temper and self-cutting. But Angelina Jolie has some advice for her young doppelganger: Shut your mouth.
According to a Jolie source, “Angie has been saying, ‘That woman acts like a fool. She needs to mind her Ps and Qs. She’s saying shocking things for attention, but those things will follow her around and be reprinted forever.’”
Jolie, of course, speaks from experience, the pal adds: “Angie said, ‘I wish someone had pulled me aside when I was young and told me that. Now I’ll forever be known as a lesbian or a self-cutter, instead of what I worked so hard to become. You have to put a muzzle on it!’”
[From Us Weekly, print edition, November 23 edition]
I’d really like to hope that this is not really the way Angelina feels about Megan. What I want to believe is that either Angelina is like “Megan who now?” or that Angelina’s like “I’ll shank that sk-nky little poseur if she comes near me.” As much as the media seems to want to make the Angelina-Megan thing a competition, or that Megan is “replacing” the 34-year-old Jolie, I don’t really think that’s their dynamic. I think Megan stalks (“the comparison is the bane of my existence” she says), and Angelina is aware, but doesn’t really love or hate Megan. Certainly, Angelina wouldn’t care enough to give advice to Megan. Just my take.
Megan Fox’s NYT outtakes courtesy of Popoholic.
Written by Kaiser
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62 Responses to “Megan Fox’s ridiculous, trashy ice skater NYT outtakes”
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i think i just saw her ovaries.
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okay well.
those crotch shots are disgusting. It just looks really ugly- but then I’m a female- so maybe guys think her “in your face vag” is cute. I just think it looks rotten..bleh/gag
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We were doing SO well. There were 85 posts and NEARLY 3 days between this megan fox, and the last megan fox. I was enjoying the time without her face. Granted, there were like 5 lindsay
(H)oHan posts in there to liven things up. This whole shoot is disgusting. And angie is training maddox to shank megan with one of his knives. No one will EEVVVEERRRR know.
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ah i love mf posts
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I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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*hurk* *blurgh* Ick ick ick. I did NOT need to see her…cooch. Who would pose like that for photos? Like, for pictures that other people might see?
Just completely devoid of any kind of class.
Of course, she can always reinvent herself as a saintly earth mother and adopt kids by nationality so…
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Oh now I get it! She’s so hot and sexy and she can do all kinds of positions! How clever! That’s a new side of Megan Fox we’ve never seen before!
PS that second pic looks like she’s passing gas.
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audrey, LOL! These photos are ridiculously disgusting. I’m actually embarrassed for her.
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@Cat – too true – that is definitely a “‘scuse me, just gotta lift a cheek” shot.
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I’m ALWAYS embarrassed for her. I just had the unfortunate experience of seeing “Jennifer’s Body” last night (not my choice, just being polite to a friend and letting them pick) and it was beyond awful. And she was beyond awful in it. No surprise there.
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@icky, as a lesbian, I can tell you that in your face crotch shots are pretty gross. Unless you’re watching porn, but then that’s the whole point. Megan should just move over into porn already-at the least, it’d make her acting look better.
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Those photos are gross.
In general I think she’s pretty (plastic or not) but so trashy and skanky that it takes away from it. With a giant dose of class, she’d be lovely, but with stupid stuff like this, it just makes her worse. Plus she’s talentless otherwise.
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Who is managing this girl? She is way too over exposed and hasn’t did any notable acting to speak of. She’s going to flam out before she even get a good acting role.
Her “sexy” comes off as trying too hard.
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She looks like she has been taking model posing classes from Mary Catherine Gallaghar.
Seriously I hope these photos are somehow a joke. I don’t care about this girl either way, but the dumb and hot thing is so five years ago.
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Simply embarrassing! They have to be done in jest, right? RIGHT?
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so effing gross
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I just want the number to her waxer. They do a FANTASTIC job.
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what’s up with the mouse on her shoulder in the second pic? anybody know?
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What IS that thing? It’s like a retarded tutu! Why was it made in an adult size?? Someone needs to be fired somewhere for allowing it to see the light of day
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Erm, could they have airbrushed it a little better? Because that first shot is gross.
As bad is this makes me, I do like when she does interviews. I’m not going to lie – I think she’s pretty dumb, but I think that her dumb comments are interesting, at least. It’s like watching a train wreck – morally, you should look away. But you can’t stop yourself. I’ll enjoy it while it lasts, because there’s not way she’s done enough to keep her in the news much longer. Pretty soon a new Megan Fox will come out and we’ll all move on.
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lordy! I hope for her sake that these are not real, though they might be, I really wish they were a lame joke or something, its not the crotch shot that gets me really, its the really dumb look on her face also. Truly she was mildly annoying because she talks like she knows it all which if i recall is an affliction i too suffered at her age, and often have bouts of now, but this makes me have some sympathy for her now…sigh…
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Those crotch shots are awesome, and hilarious.
It’s about on par with what I expect from Megan Fox.
I hope she’s proud, all that money on plastic surgery just so she wag her crotch about like some teenaged camwhore.
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The shots are gross and her thighs are really ugly.
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This is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a long time. And the grossest.
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Maybe I just don’t have an active enough imagination, but I can’t see St. Angie saying something as ridiculous as, “she needs to mind her P’s and Q’s.”
She may be a loon, but that’s something an old man sitting on a porch smoking a corncob pipe would say. Or Wilford Brimley.
And this: Jolie, of course, speaks from experience, the pal adds: “Angie said, ‘I wish someone had pulled me aside when I was young and told me that. Now I’ll forever be known as a lesbian or a self-cutter, instead of what I worked so hard to become.”
Riiight. I doubt all of this because a) Angelina has no friends beyond Brad and their basketball team. And b) unless she brings it up, the first thing that pops into my mind when I hear her name isn’t, “oh yeah, that’s the gay cutter!”
God, Megan. I’d tell you to just give it up, but I have a feeling you aren’t going to be around long-term and you might as well milk the interest in you as long and hard as you can.
Ew, that sounded all kinds of wrong sexually. But it stays, ha!
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definitely some of the most awkward shots/poses i have seen any celebrity do. no wonder these are outtakes.
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I’ll be the new Megan Fox only more tolerable and a bit more intelligent.
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America! If THIS is what you find appealing we all are destined to be destroyed by an asteroid bigger than Perez Hilton’s head!
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O. M. G.
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Snowball, ya beat me to it! Seeing MF’s gracilis muscle and adductor tendons is not sexy at all. And her face just makes me think of a sex doll.
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OMG !!!
Let me see : little tutu, lolitta type set up, juvenile haistyle and innocent pre teen look ….
Typical pictures shown in special sites that celebarte child porn. peadophiles will love it.
DISGUSTING through and through !!!
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i think these poses look ridiculous but i doubt many guys would share that point of view since they (almost) show her lady bits.
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Those are gross pictures for sure, no wonder they are outtakes (hopefully)!
I don’t get the “Angelina VS Megan” story at all, and I’m sure that she (Megan) has something to say about other actors too but for some weird reason magazines and gossip sites focus on this non-existent cat fight.
I don’t hate Megan nor Angelina but let me say that none of them express very smart thougts.
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They can caption the shot: ‘Pubic Symphysis, anyone?’ . She’s so porno…
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@brianne. That little rodent on her shoulder is one of the gerbils of doom. Angelina sent him. Shhhhh.
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I said it before and i’ll say it again. This woman must really hate herself.
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She’s posing like a 13 yr old and it’s making me uncomfortable. This is like from Barely Legal porn.
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I’m surprised not one has come to defend her in these outtakes …
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Everyone has said it all.
And that vacant, porno, anywhere-but-here, mouth-breather stare is downright creepy.
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Oh my word. lol If she were going to take shots like these, she should’ve at least done them for Playboy and been paid a million dollars for them. Wow.
I do think that Angelina might’ve sent a word of advice to Megan, because her handlers, by now, would’ve told her some of what Megan’s been saying. And I can see Angelina wanting to give her some time-tested advice about not being such a publicly orchestrated wild child. Of course, there could be the underlying reason that Angelina wants Megan to shut it and stop comparing herself, but that would never be said out loud. lol Just my two cents.
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Snowball, you are so right. There is no way in hell Angelina said those things. In fact, I would bet my next paycheck Angelina has no idea what a Megan Fox is and she’s not going to spend a nanosecond trying to figure out what it is!!
As for these nasty pictures . . . all I can say is, at least the NY Times had enough class to NOT publish them. Though, I really wonder whose idea it was to take them in the first place.
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Lol, Steve – I was thinking her thighs are really ugly, too.
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#1 pretty much sums up how I see Megan Fox. she is a child trying to act all grown up and embarrassing herself and everyone else in the process. she’s harmless.
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toe-thumb!!! too funny.
and “in you face vag” ha!
She’s sexy I don’t get why she needs to do this? She’s so ott, and I know all the guys love it, but like she’d be hot in a pair of sweats and a T, so why spread your legs in a leotard!?! She has no shame. I guess she’s making the most of her fame whilst it lasts.
I agree I think that angelina really wouldn’t give a shit.
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Side note! I have those shoes.
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I don’t get these photos at all.. they’re not sexy, they’re not edgy… they’re not cute, not funny, not nothin’… they’re just sort of disgraceful… was there a point beyond that??
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Disappeare Fox, you’re done. Megan Fox can be PSed and layed out with so much make up and sparkles made from the finest of companies, she will never have any class. This whole nasty shoot proves it. Good Lord does she not realize what a joke she is now? Has she no integrity left? AND SHE IS OLDER THAN ME! GooD GOD! What a nasty girl , just plain trashy hollywoods own porn star.
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crotch snaps = not sexy
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She’s just a PIG!!
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Put it away, skank. & Angelina would totally be like, “Megan who in the what now?”
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what the hell? not only is SHE stupid for thinking this would look good, but who the hell was the photographer?
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If Angie did say that, I would be very impressed that she now had enough self-awareness to realize how ridiculous she used to sound “bragging” about all those “bad-a$$” things she did!
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Somebody needs to tell this woman that skanky and sexy are two different things.
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she’s not as cute as she believes she is.
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Despite the bad photos this girl is amazing to look at. She’s absolutley beautiful. I dont think there’s an actress out there who comes close as far as looks go and frankly I dont think she sounds that bad in interviews either. Perhaps somewhat naive. You all have a bad case of the green eyed monster as does Ms Jolie.
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a woman spreads her legs–shocking! scandal! the whore!
get over yourselves.
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runs to bathroom……..*puke*
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Good thumb shots!!!
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oy vey. it was only a matter of time till somebody uses the jealousy argument. lame. skibunny, come up with something more creative.
and yeah, the shots are skanky and awkward. obviously, the editors thought so, too, or else, these would have made it in the final pages of the publication.
and to say nobody comes close to her beauty … okay, that’s subjective and just a personal opinion, but also, it’s quite an overstatement.
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In the original photos, you could see the string from her tampon poking out of her panties and dangling by her thigh. I know, I photoshopped it out. (Truth)
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ok, these are pretty bad! no wonder they are outtakes.
personally, i agree she is copying angelina. it’s kind of obvious, actually.
kind of like a gwen stefani-madonna thing. clearly copying.
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Geek!! i don’t even like Megan Fox! Whoever she is, she look like an idiot. What’s wrong with her, got no sense at all.
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