Kaiser covered the bigger names at last night’s American Music Awards, but here we have some more fashion for you. To start there’s Jenny McCarthy in purple Victoria Beckham. I would like this dress with some sexy strappy heels, but those booties are too informal for the red carpet. I really like her hair, that sideswept look is so pretty. Jenny’s makeup is a little severe, but it’s not terrible.

Audrina Patridge still working it like it’s 2006. She has a killer body but that’s a dress for Vegas, not an awards show. Look at her ridiculous stripper heels!

Here’s Julie Bowen getting it wrong again in a sparkly stripe tube dress. Her legs look great, I’ll give her that, but she’s looking gaunt otherwise, and that hair! It’s too messy looking.

Mary J. Blige was bizarre in animal print Cavalli. The print on that dress is way too realistic and it has a weird effect on the eye. It’s like she’s wearing a Halloween costume, not a dress. Plus she’s got on huge earrings that don’t really go with the look. Fug.

Katherine Heigl was also in Cavalli, in slightly more flattering plunging chiffon. I swear I can see her implant scar in one of these photos, and that dress just emphasizes how fake her boobs look. Her hair is not cute at all like that, but it’s short now so she probably didn’t know what to do with it. Katherine and her husband, singer Josh Kelley, presented the award for best Favorite Country Album, which went to Taylor Swift.

And Nicki Minaj wore an Oscar de La Renta gown with a lace bodice and lime green bubble skirt. It’s like she’s channeling Lady Gaga with her fashion and Katy Perry with her hair. Minaj took home awards for Favorite Rap/Hip-Hop Artist and Favorite Rap/Hip-Hop Album, for “Pink Friday.” I do like her shoes, she picked some nice strappy heels that didn’t overwhelm her already overwhelming outfit. For her, this look is pretty decent.

Thanks to JustJared and RedCarpet-Fashion Awards for the designer IDs. Photos are credit: Apega/WENN.com and Juan Rico/Fame Pictures

On Tuesday night, Audrina Patridge was (SPOILER) kicked off Dancing With the Stars. Within minutes, it seems, Audrina was offered another television deal, so everything works out. After the DWTS elimination, it seems like Audrina and her mom Lynn went out to dinner, and Lynn decided to forgo the steak and baked potato for a dinner of vodka martinis, with a stoop cigarette chaser. Hollywood TV caught up with Lynn as she “performed” a hilarious drunken rant for the camera:

This video has f bombs and is NSFW

I’ll just do my general thoughts:

Oooh…Lynn has SO much more personality than Audrina. Maybe it has something to do with Audrina’s “Polish Catholic f-ckin’ full-on Italian” upbringing? Yes, Lynn, Audrina “was raised right.”

Lynn is right, Audrina winning DWTS is NOT “God’s will.” Because God doesn’t give a crap about dancing competitions, seriously.

Oohh…Lauren Conrad and her “pissy ass little fashion sh-t… bitch wants to bring it on, let‘s GO!”

Lynn: “I might be drink, but you know what? I’m not mad.” LMAO.

Lynn: “I don’t give a sh-t, I ain’t scared of paparazzis.”

Lynn: “I’ve been a celebrity mom through eight years of this Hills bullsh-t, Audrina is going to the next level.”

Lynn: “F-cking Hills tramps… Audrina is the only one with class and I don’t give a F-CK about it.”

Lynn: “I don’t care if I’m a ass! I’m going to be on TV!”

Okay, I’ll stop. I mean, it must suck for Audrina that her mom clearly has a drinking problem, but it also must suck for Audrina that her mom has WAY more personality than her.

Ordinarily, I don’t really care about Audrina Patridge. But then I saw these photos, where Audrina was spectacularly hammered in London on Tuesday night, into Wednesday morning. Her eyes are going berserk! And her drunk tittays need some help. If you couldn’t tell by the “Inflate Here” nozzle, those things are fake, fake, fake. And it’s a really terrible boob job too! They’re got that Tori Spelling anorexic-chest-cavity, floating-implant thing happening. So gross.

Funny story – normally, whatever Spencer Pratt says about anything, I can forget almost as soon as I read it. But it’s always stuck in my mind that he publicly bashed Audrina for what he deemed her “Tijuana t-ts”. And now I have that stuck in my head whenever I see her. Just thought I’d share.

Anyway, yes, these are photos of Audrina’s wonk eyes and wonk boobs and general wonk demeanor out and about in London. She was doing some event for the British broadcast of The Hills, I guess. Apparently they got her to hostess a pool party at the Haymarket Hotel, after which Audrina continued to party at Mahiki, which I only know about because Prince Harry and Prince William like to party there. Trendy!

Audrina in London on July 28, 2010. Credit: WENN.

Unfortunately, we don’t have that great photo of Audrina Patridge with her eyes rolling back into her head (see here at Dlisted). We do have this photo (above) of Audrina looking totally normal for her, meaning “cock-eyed as hell”. Does she have a diagnosed lazy eye? Am I being mean to someone with a diagnosed condition, or is it that she’s simply dumb and her eyes are constantly at war with each other? Anyhoodle, this is Audrina at last night’s Us Weekly bash celebrating Jennifer Lopez. I told you it wasn’t really an honor for J.Lo to get that Style Icon award. The turnout was totally budget C-listers, like Audrina.

But hopefully we won’t have to see much more of people like Audrina. Did you know that The Hills is drawing to a close? All of these random, talent less people will soon be out of a “job” – if you consider “being vapid and letting people film you” a job. But according to this little piece of gossip from Star Magazine, it seems like Audrina fancies herself a diva!

Audrina Patridge is over The Hills. She threw a tantrum at LA’s bar210 on April 11 when producers asked her to film more shots.

“She screamed, ‘I haven’t slept for two days!’” a source says.

Just two days earlier, she refused to speak at all while taping at Toast with Kristin Cavallari. Good thing it’s the show’s last season!

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

Oh, poor little baby, she didn’t sleep for two days straight? Why was that? Because she was too busy being paid to party? That’s like Lindsay Lohan complaining about how she didn’t get any sleep because she was too busy sitting up, doing drugs and crack tweeting. These girls don’t realize that there are other options. Oh, well. Audrina will learn soon enough that she’s has no talent or intelligence, and people aren’t interested in her if she’s not on TV. I can’t wait!

Audrina Patridge at Us Weekly’s event on April 22, 2010. Credit: WENN & PicApp

Teenage girls everywhere – including my own daughter – will be crestfallen to hear that hunky “Glee” star Mark Salling, who plays football player Noah “Puck” Puckerman on the Fox series, supposedly hooked up with annoyingly vapid reality star Audrina Partridge from “The Hills.” I suppose the bright side is that the show has made Salling a breakout star, along with the rest of the cast.

The Hills are alive with the sound of Glee?

At Thursday’s Us Weekly Hot Hollywood party at L.A. hotspot Voyeur, Audrina Patridge only had eyes for a brand-new bad boy: Mark Salling, the mohawk-sporting hunk from FOX’s new hit show Glee.

The Hills’ Patridge, 24, and Salling, 27, were joined at the hip for their entire time at the shindig. Sitting at a shared table, the pair spent 45 minutes talking into one another’s ear and laughing. Just before 11pm, Patridge and Palling left Voyeur with their respective entourages — their cars following one another, heading out into the night together.

In October, Patridge ended her two-month fling with Aussie BMX racer Corey Bohan due to “conflicting schedules.” Prior that relationship, she was famously attached to Hills castmember Justin “Bobby” Brescia.

[From Us Weekly]

Salling spent most of his career as a struggling singer/songwriter before landing the plum role of Puck, the resident bad boy who is deeper than his tough veneer might suggest. In an interview with TVDrama, Salling recalls his luck in getting the life-changing audition: “I was playing music and struggling from paycheck to paycheck and not really seeing my music take off the way I wanted. A couple of my students kept telling me that I needed to get on L.A. Casting because they’re always looking for people who can play instruments or sing. I did a little research and sent out 100 packets to about 50 managers and agents. Out of all those people, one called me and submitted me for Glee that day in her office. I was pretty lucky.” Wow, it must be a little overwhelming to go from living paycheck to paycheck to having hot reality stars chasing you. Don’t let it go to your head, Puck!

Here’s video of Salling as Puck singing the Neil Diamond classic “Sweet Caroline.”

Photos are from 11/18/09. Credit: WENN.com

Remember how Lindsay Lohan’s house was mysteriously burglarized? The drama went down several weeks ago, and it kept coming in waves. Allegedly, the burglars got away with $2 million in borrowed jewelry. Fortunately, they did not seem to get their hands on Lindsay’s alleged stash of her own crackhead erotica. Adding to the drama? The security tapes of the burglars revealed one figure who looked remarkably like Lindsay. The idea that Lindsay burgled herself shocked no one – but we might have been wrong!

An arrest has been made in the burglary of both Lindsay and Audrina Patridge’s homes. The guy’s name is Nicholas Prugo, and he was arrested on a felony charge of suspicion of burglary. He’s being held on a $20,000 bail:

The culprit caught on security videos in both Lindsay Lohan and Audrina Patridge’s home burglaries has been arrested, Los Angeles police announced.

Nicholas Prugo, 18, was arrested Thursday morning in connection with the two break-ins. He was charged with felony burglary and is being held on $20,000 bail, police records show.

Lohan’s mother Dina tells PEOPLE, “Yes, we have found [him], God is good.”

Lohan’s Hollywood Hills home was burglarized last month by a young man and woman in which a safe was ripped out of the wall, and bags, shoes and jewelry were stolen.

In February, the apparent same pair broke into Patridge’s Los Angeles home and was caught on tape making off with several bags of her possessions.

So far, police have only confirmed the arrest of Prugo. “As of now we just have this one person in custody, and the investigation is ongoing,” says LAPD spokeswoman Karen Rayner.

The break-ins were among a rash of recent starlet burglaries in the past year, all within several miles of each other. Paris Hilton, Hayden Panettiere and Rachel Bilson have also been victimized, but Prugo was not arrested in those cases.

[From People]

Well, you could make the argument that Lindsay could still be involved somehow… but she probably isn’t. Most likely Prugo is one guy in a small team of hoods – at least, that’s what years of watching Law & Order have taught me. I will expect D.A. Jack McCoy to plead Prugo out if he drops the dime on his co-conspirators. And then the twist will come during his allocution! Lindsay was involved the whole time! Worst. Episode. Ever.

Lindsay Lohan is shown out on 9/15/09 and 9/10/09. Credit: WENN.com

Audrina Patridge is finishing off her run on “The Hills” this season. She’s going to be filming the last few episodes of her MTV faux-reality show and calling it quits to predictably star in her own spin off reality show. Along with Audrina’s pending departure comes some candid words. The 24 year-old brunette told People Magazine that she finds her co-star Heidi Montag’s attempts at a music career “dissapointing,” and that people with real talent work for years to achieve the kind of opportunities that are being handed to Heidi, which Audrina says Heidi doesn’t seem to take seriously:

“I feel like Heidi, you know, she’s doing it for fun, where a lot of singers and people, they work their ass off, and they actually have amazing voices and they can really sing and perform, and I feel like a lot of people don’t get to experience what Heidi has, going on in front of a billion people and perform on TV,” Patridge told PEOPLE while promoting her new movie Sorority Row over the weekend. “I just don’t think she’s taking it that serious, and that’s what’s kind of disappointing for me, for music lovers out there.”

But the 24-year-old beauty – who says Montag’s Miss Universe performance was “very Britney Spears-like” – has plenty of positive opinions about her own foray away from reality TV and into acting for the silver screen.

“On the movie, I went to my acting coach twice a week and I memorized all the lines,” she says of appearing with Rumer Willis in the slasher flick Sorority Row. “On The Hills, you show up for an hour and say what you want then leave.”

Of course, embracing the Hollywood life also means having to deal with some fairly outlandish rumors about herself.

“[They say] that I was pregnant. Another one, that I got a nose job, that I got a chin job, cheek implants, I mean my whole face,” she says of false reports about herself. “You know sometimes, when they stick a video camera in your face and they try to provoke you with questions that are just really … sometimes I get like, ‘What are you talking about?’ But I’m very lighthearted and I just try not to take things too serious.”

And it helps that Patridge is dating mellow Australian BMX rider Corey Bohan.

“It’s so refreshing to be around him because he’s so just laid-back and stress-free all the time,” she says.

[From People]

This isn’t the first time Audrina has said something deservedly negative about Heidi’s foray into music. She told Hollyscoop in February, 2008 that she was surprised that Heidi had put out her first music video at the time, “Higher,” because Heidi had no interest in singing as far as she could tell. “I never thought she would ever be a singer since I’ve known her… she’s never really talked about music or anything… and all of a sudden she’s putting out this cd and this video.”

We usually try to avoid reporting on Heidi and Spencer, but we occasionally lift that ban to mock them. Heidi’s awful performance at the Miss Universe pageant was one of those times. She couldn’t even dance and lip sync at the same time and for someone so fit she had surprisingly little rhythm. Rumor had it that pageant owner Donald Trump knew that Montag would royally suck, and that he booked her for the publicity, not her entertainment value. Patridge realizes that she’ll get more coverage if she trashes her co-star, but she was very understated about Heidi’s music career, especially considering how God-awful she really is.

Few things make me happier than the idea that I can gorge on enormous 1500 calorie cheeseburgers and still have an insanely banging body. Which is why I am absolutely spending all of my junk food allowance at Carl’s Jr from now on. Because they seem to be telling me that I can eat a bunch of Teriyaki Six Dollar Burgers and still look like Audrina Patridge. Right? Right!?!? You wouldn’t lie to me, would you Carl? Deception in advertising is not cool, so I’m going to assume I’m taking this the right way and add extra cheese while I’m at it. I’m really cranky from all the crappy oats and fruit I’ve been eating.

Carl’s Jr is sticking to their tried-and-true formula of putting a hot girl in a bikini and then making it look like she’s eating one of their hamburgers. Bikini? Sexy. Girl? Sexy. Cheeseburger? Sexy. Well, sexy to me, or if you’re on the diet I’m on. Then their advertising works damn well.

Hungry for more Audrina Patridge? Well, the Hills star – making headlines recently for getting her own reality show – will surely make mouths water with a steamy new spot for the Carl’s Jr. Teriyaki Six Dollar Burger.

“I had an absolute blast shooting. It was my first experience shooting a spot with food, and when I pulled up, I was literally salivating looking at all the rows and rows of perfect burgers waiting for me!” she recalls of the sandwich, available at Carl’s Jr. on June 24, the same day that the TV spot launches.

“I was cracking up because I would take a bite, and almost immediately a food handler with white gloves would have a brand new burger ready.”

The starlet, 24, shot in a barely-there gold bikini on the beaches of Malibu in April but didn’t mind the minimal wardrobe. “We made sure my bikini was reversible, in case of any ketchup or teriyaki mishaps! It was a great experience, and being on the beach in Malibu was an added perk,” she tells PEOPLE.

[From People]

Deep thoughts from Audrina Patridge. That’s such a funny sentence to write. I appreciate that Carl isn’t really bothering to pretend there’s more going on here than getting a pretty girl into as little clothing as possible, then sticking their product nearby. If I weren’t in the process of giving up meat, I would have slapped Audrina and that white gloved dude and told them both to get the hell away from my cows. I could be totally off on the calories by the way – this particular burger is new (Carl’s Jr. has had other teriyaki burgers and other six dollar burgers, but never the genius to put them together before now), and the calorie information isn’t on their website yet. But something tells me Audrina didn’t swallow a single bite of her fabulous tray of cheeseburgers. In fact I doubt she’s eaten more than half a Boca Burger in the last ten years.

Chris Pine may not be the brightest bulb. About three weeks ago, the rumor going around was that Star Trek hottie Chris was enjoying some “under the radar” hook-ups with The Hills star Audrina Patridge. I suspected at the time that the hook-ups were on the lowdown because, really, who wants to admit they hooked up with Audrina? However, it seemed those hook-ups were turning into something more significant, because a few weeks later, a report came out that Chris Pine’s friends were all pissed off because fame had gotten to his head, and he had ditched all of his old buddies to hang out with a new, cooler Hollywood crowd that included Audrina. Now it seems Chris realizes the error of his ways, and he’s ditched Audrina to keep it real. Either that, or someone told him that Audrina’s not really a “get” for an up-and-coming movie star:

Chris Pine has reportedly dumped The Hills star Audrina Patridge because he couldn’t handle a public romance.

The Star Trek actor is said to have started dating the reality star last month after meeting at the ShoWest event in Las Vegas earlier in the year. People close to the couple confirmed that they were dating after they were spotted having dinner together in Los Angeles, and the pair sat next to each other at the MTV Movie Awards at the weekend.

But a source has now revealed that the focus on the couple at Sunday’s ceremony was too much for Chris: “Chris got freaked out by all the attention and pulled away.”

“He’s a shy guy and doesn’t want to be in the spotlight.”

Another source told Hollyscoop that the move was also political: “Chris Pine was forced to dump Audrina because his camp wants him to take the right strategic steps to become a big movie star.”

“Dating a reality show star would tarnish his image.”

[From Fametastic]

Yeah, I think Chris probably dumped Audrina for the sake of his career, not because he’s “shy”. I don’t buy the “shy” argument at all. I used to really like Chris, he seemed like a nice, funny guy. He might have done some damage to his career and image with this Audrina stuff, though. At the very least, his female fan base now thinks he has horrible taste in women. Too sad.

All the audience sees is the end product, but at any awards shows there is a lot of preparation that goes on behind the curtains. Other than the obvious sets, music, movie clips, and scheduling, producers of the show also have to deal with seating charts for all the stars in the audience. Unfortunately for them, Hollywood has the emotional stability of a high school clique, and figuring out where celebrities are going to watch the awards can be difficult. According to the NY Times, the original seating chart for last night’s MTV Movie Awards was not going to work and they had to sit down and redo the entire thing.

Paris Hilton couldn’t be put anywhere near The Hills cast due to her recent comments; Audrina was also banned from the The Hills seating area because no one on the show likes her, and instead sat with Chris Pine; Whitney Port had to be moved away from Kristen Stewart after insulting her role in Twilight; and Nickelodeon stars Miranda Cosgrove and Keke Palmer had to be kept away from Disney stars like Miley Cyrus because Nickelodeon reps said the Disney stars were too “tainted.”

[A] source who overheard conversations among the event’s producers says MTV had a wild time trying to seat its celebrity guests in the audience.

“A producer looked at the original seating chart and realized the whole thing had to be reworked because so many people in the house hated one another,” laughs our spy. Among the conflicts:

Whitney Port had to be moved away from “Twilight” star Kristen Stewart after producers realized Port once called the movie “really bad” and found Stewart’s role “one-dimensional.”

Port and fellow stars of “The Hills” and “The City” — Lauren Conrad, Stephanie Pratt, Heidi Montag and Brody Jenner — also had to be kept away from Audrina Patridge because, our source claims, a producer was overheard saying that “everyone on the show hated her.” (Patridge will instead sit near “Star Trek” star Chris Pine.) Similarly, Paris Hilton had to be moved away from “The Hills” cast after recently calling the show “so lame and fake” and “cheesy.”

Producers also had to scramble to keep Disney’s talents — namely Miley Cyrus and couple Zac Ephron and Vanessa Hudgens — away from Nickelodeon stars Miranda Cosgrove (“iCarly”) and Keke Palmer (“True, Jackson”) because Nickelodeon’s reps felt that “all the Disney kids are tainted.” (Semi-nude photos of Cyrus appeared in Vanity Fair, while Hudgens came under fire after fully nude photos of her circulated online in 2007.)

“Basically,” laughs our spy, “it sounded like all hell had broken loose trying to fit all these people into one room.” An MTV spokeswoman declined to comment.

[from NY Times]

This is almost as bad as seating for a wedding. Who gets to sit next to crazy Aunt Agnes? And where does Uncle Charlie’s latest fling of the week sit? They probably had to do changes up to the last minute, just before the red carpet opened. But a lot of the complaints seemed minor to me. So Whitney called Kristen Stewart’s acting “one-dimensional.” This is news to no one. Considering that Twilight was the big winner of the night, it also seems no one cares.

If it were up to me, I would purposefully put the feuding stars near each other. We might get some entertaining stories out of it: “Kristen Stewart and Whitney Port have a smackdown”; “Paris and Heidi get into catfight, Spencer screams like a little girl”; “Miley and Vanessa Hudgens teach iCarly star how to use photo feature on her iPhone.”

Photos of feuding stars and starlets VMAs thanks to WENN.com .