Here are some photos of Scarlett Johansson on vacation in Hawaii with some friends, and with her new boyfriend/ad man/the most beautiful man in the world, Nate Naylor. There aren’t that many pics of Nate on the beach, the photographers were just concentrating on Scarlett in her bikini. There were several stories in this week’s tabloids about Scarlett and Nate, all of them in the same “He’s so amazing, Scarlett is so lucky to be with him” vein as People Mag’s ass-kissy article introducing him to the world. Is Nate the one “leaking” all of these quotes about how great he is? I hope not, but I suspect he is. A source tells Us Weekly, “They met though mutual friends. And they were hot and heavy right off the bat.” They were briefly separated while Scarlett worked in Scotland, and “Scarlett missed him while she was in Europe. Now they’re really going to spend time together.” You can see a photo of them making out here.

Beyond the Nate stuff, people are talking about Scarlett’s body in this bikini. Personally, I think she looks good. Yes, she has some cellulite – most people do. It’s not the end of the world, and I think the way the sunlight is hitting her body is affecting the “look” of the cellulite anyway. But seriously, she has a really nice figure – she looks like she eats and works out sometimes, but she doesn’t get stressed about it. I’ll make fun of her for being a vapid twit, but not for her figure. The only thing bugging me is that her boobs look so much smaller in that bikini top, right? Are her boobs actually that small, or is that bikini top just really unflattering?

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

Over the weekend, there were about a million new photos of LeAnn Rimes in various bikinis, doing various activities in Hawaii, all while her ass was hanging out. This woman must have only packed bikinis for her trip, because I’ve yet to see her in anything else, and she was photographed constantly last week too – go here and here for a recap. She doesn’t even have any cover-ups. She didn’t even pack a t-shirt, I don’t think.

In the photos where she’s holding a baby… I don’t know whose baby that is. Fame/Flynet noted, “The country singer stopped to hold a 4 month old baby boy while walking around in a two piece bikini. Rimes was overheard saying ‘My husband already has two and I figured that was it but after holding this baby I think I changed my mind.’” I don’t even know – whatever. I’ll believe that she’s pregnant when she tweets about it.

As for the other photos, where LeAnn is carrying beer and acting like an idiot, Fame notes that LeAnn and Eddie were “enjoying a morning game of Bochee Ball complete with a beer while in Hawaii. LeAnn, the only one showing off her bikini bod appeared to be hosting the game as she could be seen fetching beers, collecting balls and jumping for joy. She also couldn’t help touching people, including her husbands butt. Later he was seen reciprocating the gesture on January 7, 2012.” I don’t know why that write-up amused me so much. Like, even the photographers were talking amongst themselves about LeAnn’s incessant bikini-wearing and her obvious try-hard antics. I would almost feel bad for her – if she wasn’t so willfully crazy.

Photos courtesy of Fame.

Another day, another bikini extravaganza from LeAnn Rimes. She switched up her bikinis from the last photo op, which we discussed yesterday. I kind of wish we had more photos of LeAnn’s completely and utterly SET-UP photo shoot at the beach from a few days ago, just because the photographer got some shots of her that were just… WRONG. Go here to see some of the bad pics. In any case, you can enjoy these new photos of LeAnn prancing her way in and out of a bathroom. Barefoot. The bare feet thing is… well, I think it’s gross, but then again, I find LeAnn’s bikini-ops to be pretty gross too.

The most hilarious part (to me) is that I really feel like in LeAnn’s mind, she’s owning this photo shoot. Like, she’s walking in slow motion, tossing back her hair, making sure each butt cheek “pops” for the camera.

In between her slow-motion hair tosses for the paparazzi, LeAnn has been tweeting about her bikini body, of course. Someone was yelling about her stretch marks, I guess? And she said she’s “proud” of her body, she’s had stretch marks “since I was 8” and that “I’m real… most of me”… which I suppose is an admission of her bolt-ons. LeAnn also tweeted about whether or not she would pose for Playboy, writing “They’ve asked 3 times. MOM would KILL me but flattering ” She’s been asked to pose for Playboy three times? Good God.

Photos courtesy of Fame.

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are on an endless vacation, it seems. First, they went to Mexico with friends before Christmas, and they posed endlessly for the paparazzi. Then they returned briefly to LA for Christmas, and then spent post-Christmas and New Year’s in Aspen. And now that the boys have been shuffled off to Brandi (I’m guessing?), LeAnn is continuing her grand tradition of “bikini bolt-on extravaganza” in Hawaii. Yes, LeAnn and Eddie are Maui now, and these are some photos from their trip. I’m assuming they invited the paparazzi, because some of these photos seem to be shot from a very short distance.

You can see some better, full-body shots of LeAnn here, at The Mail. The Mail claims – and I think rightly – that LeAnn’s body is looking better. As in, less emaciated, and more like she “accidentally” ate some solids. LeAnn spent the better part of 2011 trying to convince the world that she really was eating solids, to the point where I think she might have accidentally consumed some. Whatever is going on with her workout-diet system, it’s improved. I don’t feel like I’m looking at a pair of oversized implants hanging on a skeleton.

Of course, LeAnn’s (slight) weight gain might bring more speculation that she’s pregnant or preparing to get pregnant. LeAnn was tweeting about the pregnancy speculation the other day, saying that there’s “no rush, we’re happy right now.” Then she tweeted “I have never even tried [to conceive a child]. Please stop discussing my ovaries.” On one side, I agree with her – it’s her business, etc. On the other side… she brought it on herself. She was the one tweeting her womb-business to the world. She’s the one papping herself in thong bikinis on the beach. She would show us her pap smear if she thought we were interested.

Photos courtesy of Fame.

These are photos of Coco (and Ice) in Miami over the weekend, and my first thought was “Oh, she owns a bikini with slightly more coverage than dental floss.” Impressive. I would imagine that it’s difficult to find bikini with any kind of coverage considering her odd body shape – it’s like the thickest hourglass ever, and her waist is definitely slim, but overall, she’s just so compact and short… how do you even dress this figure? I have an extraordinarily large bust, but the rest of me fits into normal clothes.

I kind of have to give Ice T’s wife Coco some credit. I would never be able to wander around a beach, posing in the surf with my cellulite glistening in the sunlight like Coco. So that’s why I have to give her some credit – she’s wearing a bikini with more coverage so it’s not flat-out indecent, and she’s really, really proud of her body. Her confidence makes her appealing. And obviously, Ice adores his wife and her body. As I’ve mentioned before, I watched several episodes of Ice Loves Coco, and I ended up really liking their relationship. They’re really sweet together and they have a surprisingly strong marriage.

So, in the end… she’s not quite Kelly Brook and her hourglass figure extravaganza, but I’m still glad that Coco exists. She gives me joy.

Photos courtesy of Fame.

Yesterday, some sites carried topless photos of Heidi Klum, who was photographed on her family vacation in Porto Cervo, Sardinia. Heidi was just hanging out topless with her kids on a public beach, and it looked like fun, although I’m sure there are some people who are like, “Topless?!?” But as CB always says, Germans are basically nudists. Anyway, we didn’t carry the photos, although we had access to those pics, just because we‘re trying not to be so nipple-friendly these days. I’d be lying if I said I didn’t check out the state of Heidi’s boobs and body after giving birth to four kids (it’s four, right?). You can too, if you like looking at boobs - go here.

Anyway, here are some more photos from Heidi’s vacation – for the rest of the time, Heidi wore a bikini top. I think people critical of Heidi should keep in mind several things: one, she’s given birth to four kids; two, she’s not being air-brushed and Photoshopped in these pics; three, she’s not wearing heels, which really does make your body look different; and four, she eats. So, with all of that being said and then some, I think Heidi looks great. She looks like what she is – a runner who eats, who has good genes and takes care of herself.

By the way, have you guys been watching Project Runway’s new season? I haven’t. I’ve made a conscious decision to stop watching, and to change the channel when it’s on. I’m not going through another debacle like last season. Anyway, Lifetime is going to be doing a “Project Runway All Stars” with some of the best, fan-favorite designers returning to compete against other fan-favorites from other seasons. Heidi is not going to host! Angela Lindvall is going to be the hostess. Heidi tweeted, “To all my Runway fans, I didn’t do All Stars because our original team of Tim, Michael & Nina was not complete. There is no other reason. To follow-up on my last post, many people have been asking about Project Runway All Stars and I just wanted to set the record straight.”

Photos courtesy of Fame.

These new photos of Brandi Glanville are sure to make LeAnn Rimes have a little stroke. Brandi looks so skinny! What will ever become of LeAnn’s special project, Operation: Thinner Than Brandi? The problem with Operation: Thinner Than Brandi is that Brandi has a model’s figure and height – to me, her legs look too skinny, but I have to admit, everything looks proportional and pretty healthy. LeAnn and Brandi are probably equally skinny at this point, but Brandi just wears it better, because she has a lithe frame. You can tell that LeAnn is supposed to be 20 pounds heavier.

These photos of Brandi are from her weekend gig hosting the “Second Annual Single & Fabulous Party at Tao Beach at the Venetian.” She wore a loose cover-up for the red carpet but she paraded around in a little white bikini for the event:

Brandi Glanville hosted the Second Annual Single & Fabulous Party at Tao Beach at the Venetian on Saturday with Hpnotiq Harmonie. Glanville, a new addition to the upcoming season of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,” shared that she is dating “everyone and no one” and that having great girlfriends is the best way to get over a break up.

The mother of two and former model looked stunning in a white bikini as she and her girlfriends danced around the grand cabana overlooking the pool party. They toasted with shots of Hpnotiq Harmonie and Glanville was surprised with a cake by Gimme Some Sugar. Sparking jealousy in females everywhere, she snacked on coconut shrimp tempura, French fries and a Kobe hot dog.

Much to the delight of the women partying at Tao Beach, R&B singer Maxwell arrived later in the afternoon sporting Louis Vuitton swim trunks and no shirt, joining the birthday party of Tao Group partner Noah Tepperberg.

[From Haute Living]

I’m worried that Brandi’s fan base is going to disappear once The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premieres and everyone realizes that she and Camille Grammer are butt-buddies, but that’s a conversation for another day. For now, let’s just enjoy the simple fact that Brandi’s bolt-ons seem to point in the same direction, as opposed to LeAnn’s jacked bolt-ons.

Photos courtesy of WENN & Al Powers/Haute Living/Vegas News.

You know how LeAnn obsessively tweets about everything and how she loves to post photos of her bones in various bikinis? Well, someone has decided that they can profit from it. Apparently, LeAnn is a fan of Mikoh Swimwear – Yeeeah says she’s been tweeting about the brand for months, and every bikini LeAnn wears is apparently Mikoh. So Mikoh did an “interview” and “photo shoot” with LeAnn for their website. Because if there’s one thing I know about women, it’s that they’ll buy something as soon as they see a bony, emaciated, delusional, famewhore narcissist wearing one.

1. WHERE IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO TRAVEL?
LeAnn: Tahiti is my favorite place I’ve ever experienced. Eddie and I stayed for 11 days. Most magical trip of our lives. We hope to take his boys back there soon.

2. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BEACH?
LeAnn: Macaroni Beach in Mystique is my favorite beach in the world!! White sand and no one around!

3. WHAT IS THE MOST EXOTIC THING YOU HAVE EVER EATEN? WHERE?
LeAnn: I’m southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy.

4. TAN LINES OR NO TAN LINES?
LeAnn: Tan Lines all the way.

5. WHAT IS IN YOUR BEACH BAG?
LeAnn: In my beach bag is always Neutrogena sunscreen, burts bee’s lip balm, an Olympus EPL2 camera, a fedora, iPhone and a bottle of Don Julio 1942 Tequila

6. IF YOU WERE ON A STRANDED ISLAND WITH FIVE ITEMS, WHAT WOULD THEY BE?
LeAnn: My husband, my 2 stepsons, Neutrogena Sunscreen and an endless supply of sushi

7. BEST BEACH MEMORY?
LeAnn: I love Laguna Beach and it always seems to be our place for a chill family vacation. I love seeing my “bonus boys” and my husband running around in total privacy and me taking photos. I love being with them in our on little private cove. It’s pure heaven!

8. FAVORITE MIKOH SUIT?
LeAnn: Favorite suit is the white and blue stripped Sumatra banded triangle and the St. Tropez banded booty short… and the Avalon robe cover up. Love!!

9. PLANS FOR THE FUTURE?
LeAnn: Plans for the future….it’s so hard to plan cause our lives change daily. I plan on music, film, family…..mostly family at some point.

10. BIGGEST ACCOMPLISHMENT IN LIFE SO FAR?
LeAnn: I have been blessed to have experiences so much in my short lifetime. I’ve worked very hard for everything I have and nothing has come easy. My biggest accomplishment though has been, to quote the Notebook…”I’ve loved another with all my heart, and to me, this has always been enough.” What’s life without love? You can accomplish everything you want in life, but without anyone to share it with, what’s it really worth.

[From Mikoh’s site]

OMG, she’s quoting The Notebook to describe her love? And why does LeAnn always act like Eddie is the first guy she’s ever slept with? She was married before Eddie, remember? She was already “sharing her life” with Dean, but I guess it wasn’t “worth” anything because…? He’s afraid of vagina? Because while Eddie wasn’t her first time with a man, he was the first man to ever give her an O? << That’s my theory. Oh, and HER “bonus boys”. God, I won’t even start.

As for the photos - could her legs and bolt-ons look any grosser? Those bolt-ons have NOT settled in.

Thanks to Yeeeah! for the story!

Photos courtesy of Mikoh’s website.

Here are some new photos of Coco (Nicole Austin), the wife of Ice-T, sunning herself in Miami Beach yesterday. You wouldn’t believe how many photos I had to examine just to make sure Coco’s nipples weren’t going to assaulting this page. She’s basically wearing a couple of strings, and as you can imagine, she was popping out all over the place. We’ve seen Kelly Brook in a bikini, the pinnacle of the hourglass figure, just days ago, so I thought it would nice to see “the dark side” of the hourglass: Coco.

I feel like she’s solid – everything about her looks sturdy and thick to me. The majority of her weight, I would imagine, is all T&A. The “t” is fake, of course, but Coco always claims the ass is real. She told Playboy last year, “My butt of course is a hundred percent au natural. We’ll do tests; Ice will let women touch my butt, feel it, grab it, whatever they want to do, to prove that there’s nothing in there. I’ve always had a big butt ever since I was young. But now I guess that’s in style now.” Of course, in 2009, she also claimed she weighed 135 pounds… and she’s pretty much the same size now, so… right.

By the way, I have to admit: I’ve watched more than one episode of Ice Loves Coco. I’m not saying that I actively try to watch it on a regular basis, but if nothing else is on, I’ll totally put it on and enjoy it. I feel weird for admitting this, but… isn’t Coco and Ice-T’s marriage surprisingly deep? They talk about real things, they spend a lot of time together, they listen to each other, they support each other’s careers, and they seem so… solid. I kind of love them together. I watched some of this past week’s episode where Ice was hanging out with her family, and I was so charmed by how involved he was. Ice and Coco have been together 11 years, so they’re doing something right.

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.

Normally, we’re not the kind of site to just run photos of chicks in bikinis just because it turns us on. We’re mostly heterosexual women around here, although there are some women we would definitely consider. I tend to go for busty, brunette ladies with attitude, so that’s why I want to like Kelly Brook. She’s busty, brunette and… okay, she doesn’t have that much attitude, from what I can see. She seems like a sweet girl, though, and these bikini photos of Kelly on holiday in Ischia, Italy are turning me on.

How amazing is her figure? This is, like, a perfect hourglass figure. Toned but not gristly, soft not hard, amazing hips and dear God her breasts. They’ve gotten bigger! I know why too, but it’s a sad story. In May, she suffered a miscarriage when she five months pregnant. Her boyfriend, Thom Evans, was the father, and as far as I know, they’re still together. I mean… I can’t imagine he would want to let this go. Ever.

Anyway, ever since then, I’ve had sympathy for Kelly, and judging from these photos, I now know why all of those dudes have been all over her for so long. Her body is even more insane than before. She’s up there with Christina Hendricks and Sofia Vergara for “Racks That I’d Love To Motorboat”. I’ll tell you something else, too: I would much rather have her figure than someone like Duchess Kate’s.

Photos courtesy of WENN.