Brody Jenner of MTV faux reality show “The Hills” is one of the many guys to have hooked up with Lohan recently. And by recently I mean in the past month. The two were seen “all over each other” at two different clubs in NY at the end of January. Lest you think Jenner is special, Lohan made out with Jonathan Rhys Meyers at a club the following weekend and was said to have made plans to see him afterwards.

MTV is supposedly hot to get Lindsay to appear in a new reality show featuring Jenner after they heard that she was on his tail. The show will center around Jenner’s sordid love life and rumor has it that they really hope that Lohan will come on board. Given that her movie career is failing, she is said to be begging everyone for cash, and she’s hopefully getting paid carry that tobacco cessation product around, it seems like an opportunity she shouldn’t pass up.

MTV’s begging Brody to nail down Lindsay for a show they think could be even bigger than “The Hills.” Enthused one exec: “It’s a dream come true - better than a soap opera because it writes itself. Women fall down dead over the guy. If you think Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag, and Lauren create drama, wait’ll you see Broday in action.”

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, Mike Walker’s column, February 18, 2008]

This sounds like it could be true. MTV has a lot of success with that Hills show, and since it’s a spin off of another show you could see them trying to create yet another arranged reality show from that same mold. Reality TV seems just about right for Lohan, too. She certainly courts the spotlight and it’s not like her film career is going to pick up anytime soon. Maybe the show should center around her, though. She seems to have enough constant drama in her life without needing to have it manufactured for her.

Lohan is shown trying to work that sideboob at the opening of Fendi’s redesigned boutique on Rodeo Drive last night. Isn’t she lovely?

Poor Lindsay Lohan. She just gets such a bad rap from the media. I mean, sure, she’s been in rehab three different times in one year; was videotaped swigging champagne straight from the bottle on a dance floor in Italy, and was photographed hooking up with three different guys that same weekend. But now everyone’s calling her a slutty boozehound, and it’s just not fair. Can’t you see that she is a talented, dedicated actress who is totally committed to her work? Sure, her alleged drug dealer in NYC is selling a story that she was frantically trying to buy cocaine from him while home for Thanksgiving last year, but it’s just not her fault. It’s a good thing she’s so focused on her sobriety, or these mean rumors might start getting to her.

The latest report is that Lindsay got “friendly” (Which is Blohan-speak for “sloppy sex in the coat check room”) with reality hunk Brody Jenner inside two NYC hot spots over the weekend. Keep in mind that Brody just did a cutesy little interview with People magazine professing his love for his new girlfriend, model Cora Skinner. Blohan and Jenner did their best to avoid being photographed together outside the popular spot Beatrice Inn, but once inside, sources say it was a different story:

Lindsay Lohan and Brody Jenner avoided being photographed together Friday night as the two hit night clubs in New York, but while inside they got pretty cozy, sources tell PEOPLE.

The pair were spotted “all over each other” at Beatrice Inn. They stayed about 30 minutes and then headed to another celebrity hot spot, The Box, along with buddy Frankie Delgado. Reportedly, they both lingered until 3:30 a.m.

“She likes him. It’s early, but they are more than friends,” a source says of Lohan. “He seems to like her back. They’re actually sweet together, it would be nice if she kept him around.”

[From People.com]

Hmm. “It’s early, but they are more than friends.” What does that even mean—especially in the context of Blohan, Super Whore Extraordinaire? I suspect she doesn’t even know how to be friends with anyone who has a penis. Unless the dictionary definition of friends has recently changed to “blow you for drugs and the opportunity to be photographed together at The Ivy.”

No telling how this will affect Brody’s romance with that model—but I suggest she get herself down to the free clinic ASAP. There’s no cure for herpes!

Note by Celebitchy: Please welcome our new writer, MSat.

Lohan is shown out in NY on 1/26/08. She’s obviously getting paid to endorse Ariva despite her denials. Brody Jenner is shown at the MTV VMAs on 9/9/07.

Aqua-spawn Brody Jenner’s fame whoring seems to have backfired. His father Bruce Jenner clearly didn’t feed the wannabe enough Wheaties … a little more Breakfast of Champions and a lot less empty calories. In a rank amateur gigolo mistake Brody gave a quote-rich interview to Details.:

Brody Jenner says he’s “horrified” by a profile written about him in the new issue of Details magazine.

In the article, Jenner and his best friend/manager, Spencer Pratt, are characterized as scheming to make Jenner famous – partly by dating or befriending famous people, including Nicole Richie, who Jenner briefly dated.

“Here’s what you’re gonna do. You’re gonna start dating Nicole Richie. And you’re gonna get that skinny bitch to eat, all right?,” Pratt says, as part of the pair’s alleged plan to seek fame. “You are about to become The Guy Who Got Nicole Richie to Eat. Process that s–t, bro. You’ll be, like, a f—ng hero to America.”

via People

They likely thought they were coming off as Entourage cool but in fact are up there (or down there) with the Brandon Davis tirade as moving from unknown greaseball to universally-hated D-lister. Do not pass Go – Do not collect Tiger Beat award.

However, Jenner tells PEOPLE that the article unfairly makes him look uncaring about those he truly cares about.

“I have broad shoulders and can handle what is written about me personally but when I am misquoted or mischaracterized as exhibiting a disrespectful attitude towards someone I care about, I feel I need to clarify the situation,” says Jenner. “I genuinely love Nicole… I would never say or do anything hurtful to those I love and respect. I’m sorry it was represented that way.”

Yes Thanks for the tip about your shoulders Brody — broad yet oddly slimy … although in fairness that quote actually has the sound of an articulate defense – maybe even not written by a PR flack.

Still the quote is hard to defend … and anyone who has a symbiont that goes by the slash tag best friend/manager … and whom fate has accurately decreed shall actually be named Pratt - is getting what he deserves. The Urban Dictionary drives home the point:

4. prat
a self-aggrandizing, pompous fuck. Someone who is full of themselves and, almost invariably, stupid as well. With a hint of ‘deluded.’

And even though his Mom defends him:

Jenner’s mother, Linda Thompson, has also come to her son’s defense, telling PEOPLE: “He has always been fond of [Nicole]. He dated her because he really likes her. He doesn’t have to date anyone for any other reason than he really likes them.”

We all know Moms just aint what they used to be … and those that have spawned this generation of privilege pimps should realize that just because they don’t have to do something … doesn’t mean they won’t do anything.

Showing she equates sex with fast food but gives it less value, Lindsay Lohan is said to have texted Nicole Richie’s ex and Laguna Beach Reality star Brody Jenner over the weekend that she was looking for “McDonald’s and sex.”

Usmagazine.com has learned that Lohan, 20, who entered L.A.’s Wonderland rehab center on Jan. 18 to treat her addiction issues, has been sending bachelor-about-town Brody Jenner, 23, sexy text messages for the last couple weeks.

We’ve eye-balled one particularly flirtatious sext-message that Lohan sent Jenner - former flame of Kristin Cavallari, Nicole Richie and Lauren Conrad - last Saturday night in which the 12-stepper, among other requests, texted that all she wanted was “McDonald’s and sex.”

When asked by Usmagazine.com to comment on Lohan’s textual pursuit, Jenner, who just signed a deal to be a spokesman for Scope mouthwash, said, “Sorry, dude. I don’t text and tell.”

Those are probably the only two things she can’t obtain in the revolving door rehab where she’s staying. Lohan has been seen out eating and shopping, and service people such as masseurs, hairdressers, and makeup artists have been called in to meet her daily needs. Now that future male prostitute Mike Tyson has arrived to keep her company, at least one of her texted needs can be met in house.