Jessica Alba is all over the place promoting her new line of organic baby care products, called The Honest Company. Their model is a kind of monthly “personal shopper” experience for biodegradable diapers and home care products like laundry detergent and cleaning supplies. It costs $79.95 a month for the “diaper bundle,” $35.95 for “family essentials,” and $115.90 for both. The amount of diapers you get depends on the size of your baby, and the price doesn’t sound exorbitant for that type of product. I guess Alba has to find another way to supplement her income now that her career in B movies is on the wane. It seems like she really cares about making products that are both safe for babies and good for the environment, I’ll give her that.

Anyway in a new interview on CNN’s HLN, (video below) Alba admits that she earned good money for the first photos of her daughter Honor, now three and a half, and that she banked it for Honor’s future. She didn’t reveal the exact amount she was paid, but reports have it at $1.5 million. Alba had her second baby, daughter Haven, about five months ago. I doubt she got paid anything for Haven’s photos, but I could be wrong.

Alba, who is mom to daughters Honor and Haven, told CNN she thinks Beyonce and Jay-Z should take control of the public’s thirst for the first glimpse of baby Blue and sell the photos.

The 30-year-old actress and husband Cash Warren made the decision to sell the first photos of Honor to OK! magazine for a reported $1.5 million.

“For our family, we just wanted to control the experience. We put the money that the picture made into a bank account for Honor to do whatever she wants to do with,” she explained. “It’s her picture, it’s her birth, and we didn’t want it to be like a weird thing when we were walking out of the house with her for the first time.”

Alba believes that selling the first photos will stop the paparazzi from going to dangerous lengths to nab the first look at a celebrity’s offspring.

“If there’s a price tag on your child — which is so bizarre — people will go to crazy lengths. We wanted to avoid the hysteria,” she said, adding that they had a great experience with OK! magazine using a photographer they were friends with.

[From Huffington Post]

At least she’s honest about the fact that she saved the baby photo money, unlike Jennifer Lopez who kept a reported $6 million for the first photos of her twins and didn’t say a peep about it. Alba is talking about the climate three and a half years ago for celebrity baby photos, though. The amount that celebrities can make for baby photos has gone significantly down since, and the trend is just to release a photo to the press in order to control the paparazzi, not to try and negotiate for the highest amount of money. Unless the money is going to charity, it seems gauche to get paid for baby photos. I love how at the end of this clip Alba says “You can just give the money to charity and to your baby and that’s it,” as if her baby is a charity. As for her advice to Beyonce, which was solicited by the interviewer and not just volunteered, I doubt we’ll be seeing photos of Blue Ivy for some time and I’ll leave it at that.

Jessica Alba and Honor are shown out on 1-10-12. Honor is a little star. Credit: R2D2/FameFlynet Pictures. She’s also shown with Cash at Van Nuys Airport on 1-20-12 and at the Weinstein Company’s 2012 Golden Globe party on 1-15-12. Credit: WENN.com

The last movie I saw Jessica Alba in (and sadly, Joel McHale) was the interminable Spy Kids 4D. It was so bad that we actually left the theater less than an hour in. That was the only movie Alba was in last year, which is understandable since she was pregnant. According to IMDB, she has nothing lined up except for a voice role. So she’s got to hustle if she wants to regain her career in very bad adult films instead of just very bad kids films.

So here is Jessica Alba, who is constantly getting papped in LA, conveniently being photographed hard-bodied while on vacation with her family in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Alba had her second daughter, Haven, with her husband Cash Warren just four and a half months ago and you could never tell. Look at how perfectly posed she is in this photo above. At least she arranged for the photographer to be sufficiently far away.

This woman in the background must be Alba’s nanny, She’s admitted to having one, and I like that she’s letting the help be in the frame while she’s posing her little butt off.

Alba revealed her weight loss plan to Lucky prior to giving birth. She said “I have a hard time with portion control, so I have 1,200 calorie meals delivered. But I also work out, so basically I’m starving—it sucks. I drink a lot of water.” It looks like she didn’t have too much trouble sticking to it.

Photo credit: Fame Pictures

Jessica Alba covers the January issue of InStyle magazine to promote something other than her usual brand of crappy romantic comedy film. Wait, that sounded worse than I intended, but really! Jessica’s taking some time off from Hollywood after having her second daughter, Haven Garner, and she’s using this down period to launch a new company of environmentally-friendly baby and household products. While the InStyle cover shoot is just fine (yet not remarkable), the interview reveals a slightly different side of Alba than we’re used to; that is, she doesn’t sound entirely vapid and self-absorbed while discussing her new business. Also, she doesn’t really say anything childbirth related that would gross out poor Kaiser, so that’s a plus too:

On Her New Business Venture: “It’s an eco household-and-baby consumer product line,” she explains proudly of The Honest Company, a web-based enterprise situated here in Santa Monica. Set to launch this month, it will be marketed with the tag line: “honest baby products for the next generation.”

“Our core item will be diapers,” says Alba, adding that the idea behind the brand came when she was pregnant with Honor. “We also have household cleaning products and bodycare products.” Alba is quick to stress that the range of environmentally-friendly items, to be available through the site thehonestcompany.com, will be “accessible and affordable. If something is healthy and non-toxic, it is usually at a premium price point. We aren’t going to be the cheapest, but certainly not the most expensive.”

It’s Not A Vanity Project: “When I started to talk about doing something with consumer products, a lot of people were like, ‘Huh? Why not fashion or bags like most actresses?’ But this is what I am passionate about; it affects the health of not only my children, but all children.”

On Her Pregnancy Style: “I didn’t want to feel frumpy. I still wanted to feel beautiful, elegant, chic and playful-if I could. Especially because you feel so sick, hot, achey, swollen and all of those wonderful things that come with being pregnant.”

On Losing Weight Again: “[When I was pregnant] with Honor, I didn’t make the healthiest choices when it came to eating. All of a sudden, I had gained over [30 kilos]. I stopped weighing myself after that. With Haven I didn’t gain as much, so [afterward] I was closer to where I felt comfortable in my own skin.” She also works out with a personal trainer three times a week, often alongside Cash. “It’s fun and another way we get to spend time together.”

Even With A Nanny, Mothering Is Hard: “It’s overwhelming. I don’t consider myself a lot of the time. I think a lot of mums do that, try to be everything to everyone all the time. I make mistakes. I do try to do way too much.”

On How A 2nd Child Is Different: “I’m more relaxed. Every sneeze or runny nose or little bump on the head that would have freaked me out before…I am more easygoing with that sort of thing. And the sense of knowing that I can get Haven to stop crying. It was all new with Honor and I wasn’t confident, and she could feel that so she continued to cry. That didn’t happen a lot, but when it happened I felt like I would crack.”

On Cash Warren As A Dad: “He’s totally great and a real hands-on dad. He’s just such a nice, good person…His biggest thing is that he doesn’t like the idea of them growing up and dating! He’s kidding, but I can tell he’s kind of thinking of the future already.”

[From InStyle]

Okay, so the nanny thing coupled with “mothering is hard” sentiment won’t win Jessica any new fans, but I’m slightly impressed that she’s considering her career options outside of acting. Honestly, I didn’t know that she had it in her. Also, it’s nice to see that she and Cash are still going strong. Still, I wonder if there was ever any truth to the rumor that he made out with Lindsay Lohan in a nightclub a few years ago? God forbid.

From what I can tell (and there isn’t much to go from), this InStyle photoshoot is pretty airbrushed up, which is only to be expected. Jessica looks good though.

Here are some photos of Jessica and Cash out with Haven on 12/4 for a bit of grocery shopping.

Photos courtesy of InStyle and Fame

As CB reported yesterday, Jessica Alba has finally given birth to her second daughter, which means that she’s already slapped on that girdle (the fact of which probably gets Taylor Lautner hot) and is preparing to tell us all (again) about how hard it is to lose the baby weight. First, however, Alba’s going to send us a few mixed signals with a recent interview within which she inconsisently claims that she’s really in no hurry to get back to her pre-pregnancy bod. Also, she sort of believes in reincarnation:

Jessica Alba has revealed that she wouldn’t be surprised if she knew her husband Cash Warren in a past life.

The Little Fockers actress, who gave birth to her second child on Saturday, explained that she felt instantly comfortable around the actor when they met.

Asked whether she is open to the idea of reincarnation, Alba replied to Style: “I’m not closed to that possibility. I definitely felt like I knew my husband when I met him. It was an instant comfort when I met him. I felt like we were family.”

While the couple didn’t plan to have their 3-year-old daughter Honor Marie, the 30-year-old star explained that it has brought them even closer.

“It just happened and we were like, ‘OK, let’s do this’. It’s made our bond deeper. It’s creating a life that you created with someone else that makes everything more solid,” she said.

Alba also insisted that she is in no rush to return to her pre-baby body because she is at ease with the way she looks.

“I’m much happier with my body than I’ve ever been,” she explained. “It’s different, but it’s fine. I had a different association with my body and what perfection was when I was younger.”

[From Digital Spy]

Alba is so wacky. To be clear, I’m not knocking reincarnation at all but more like Alba’s idea of it. In her words, the idea is all very romantic and only serves the purpose of explaining why she felt so instantly comfortable with her husband. It’s a very superficial way of approaching what many believe is a very spiritual topic; of course, Alba waxing rhapsodic about reincarnation is much preferable to witnessing Alba’s complaints about how directors are to blame for her own substandard performances, how Hollywood doesn’t take her seriously because of her racial ambiguity, and how screenwriters are basically useless to great actors, right? Unfortunately, I have the feeling that Alba will soon return to attempting to justify her less than impressive run as an actress, so I’ll take her flighty ideas about reincarnation over her usual topics of conversation anyday.

Also, how exactly did Alba stay comfortable wearing such high heels during late pregancy? Ouch.

Photos courtesy of Fame

Jessica Alba, 30, and her husband Cash Warren, 32, have welcomed their second child, a daughter they named Haven Garner Warren. Little Haven was born on Saturday and joins her little sister Honor, three. Alba posted the news on her Facebook page. Alba has previously not revealed the sex or due date of the baby, just saying during a recent interview that she was due “soon” and didn’t want to say if she was having a girl or a boy.

Hi Everyone,

Hope you’re enjoying the weekend. Cash and I are so excited to announce the birth of our daughter, Haven Garner Warren. She was born on Saturday, weighed 7lbs, and was 19 inches long. Healthy and happy! Big Sister Honor couldn’t be more excited about the new addition to our family.

Thank you for all of your support during my pregnancy. It means the world to me.

[From Jessica Alba's Facebook via E! Online]

Well, as far as Haven goes it’s not the most bizarre celebrity name, but it still sounds odd to me. It’s strange to hear a regular word appropriated as a child’s name, but Alba and Warren did it for their first kid and they’re doing it again. Kaiser says that it’s a name for a production company, not a kid. According to the Baby Name Wizard, the name “Haven” was given to 130 out of a million kids in 2010. So it’s not a popular name at all, but that’s about to change now that Alba has used it. I’m assuming that the baby’s middle name, “Garner,” is a family name.

Congratulations to Jessica and Cash on their new arrival! We’ll be seeing that baby in paparazzi pictures soon.

Jessica Alba is on the cover of the March issue of Cosmopolitan UK, all to promote her supporting part in the upcoming romantic comedy Valentine’s Day. Jessica’s interview is pretty good – it’s not standard issue starlet, and Alba kind of comes across as hardcore. Alba discusses in detail how she finds the institution of marriage “warped”. She complains about the princess-mentality so many women have, where it’s about the wedding day and finding some “Prince Charming” to take care of you, rather than building a family and doing the hard work of a relationship. All of this has given me the idea that sometimes she pretty much hates her husband Cash Warren.

Alba also directly answers all of those questions about the alleged hookup between Lindsay Lohan and Cash Warren. A few months ago, Us Weekly had eyewitness accounts of Cash and Lindsay making out, and I really thought Alba was going to end shanking Lindsay. But instead, Alba kind of defends Lindsay in this interview, saying: “Lindsay’s had to deal with this for so long. She’s really nice. We hang out and chat for hours about girl stuff.” Hmm…

JESSICA Alba has revealed she hates the institution of marriage. Valentine’s Day beauty Jessica Alba, who wed husband Cash Warren in 2008, has admitted she had a hard time agreeing to get married because she thinks the tradition is “warped.”

She said: “I had a hard time agreeing with marriage at all because I feel like it’s been warped. Originally it was two families coming together to make a stronger family. It was about survival – not love or soulmates. And now, the way they market marriage – even as a kid through Disney movies – is that it’s all about Prince Charming sweeping you off your feet.”

“There’s this mentality that you need the big dress and the big day – the day every girl gets to be a princess. I didn’t agree with any of that.”

But the 28-year-old, who has a 19-month-old daughter, Honor Marie, with the producer, says she changed her mind as she liked the idea of being able to choose someone to come into her family fold.

She explained: “I chose to get married because, essentially, you’re given a deck of cards in life… the one person you can choose to bring into your life as your family and to have that unconditional love with is your husband or wife. I’m choosing you as my family, and we’re going to love each other through thick and thin.”

But Jessica won’t be taking the whole ‘to obey’ vow too seriously.

She said: “This tradition of obeying your husband like he’s king? It’s a load of crap!”

The actress also quashed rumors Lindsay Lohan was after her husband, branding the rumors “ridiculous.”

“Lindsay’s had to deal with this for so long,” she added. “She’s really nice. We hang out and chat for hours about girl stuff.”

Dismissing Hollywood gossip, she went on: “When people wrote lies about me before I had [my daughter] Honor, I’d get upset or I’d get nauseous or I’d get angry or I’d want revenge.

“Now, it’s like, it’s just so ridiculous and it’s not even close to being the truth.”

[From OK Magazine UK]

I find the Lohan stuff fascinating. Even after the initial rumors broke about Cash and Lindsay’s alleged hookup, Lindsay continued to act like she and Cash were friends, even sending him messages via her crack tweeting. So, is Alba telling the truth? Are she and Lindsay friendly? Does Alba really believe that no hookup took place? I have no idea. Alba’s a surprisingly hard one to read. She looks miserable all the time, and I honestly thought her marriage wouldn’t last this long. So… really, it’s anyone’s guess.

Cosmo cover and additional images from Cosmo UK, all courtesy of OK Magazine UK.

Last week, there was some major controversy about Jessica Alba’s husband Cash Warren and his reported maybe-probably make-out/hook-up with a certain crackhead named Lindsay Lohan. At first, Us Weekly just left the report to their print edition, but last Friday, they put the story online, and it’s created quite a buzz. At the same the time Us Weekly outed Cash as someone who might stick his tongue down Lindsay’s throat, People reported a breezy denial, coming straight (in my opinion) from Alba’s publicist. Still, the damage was done, and now many people think Cash is a skank – by association, at the very least.

Also note this – even though Lindsay issued some cracked-out denial when the initial reports began, as soon as Lindsay got to India, she tweeted Cash with a note that read “landed!” Because Lindsay loves the drama, regardless of whether she and Cash actually have something going on.

Anyway, Star Magazine has this hilarious story about Jessica Alba being so distraught over Cash, she’s run to the arms of… Mario Lopez!

The Lindsay Lohan rumors could push Jessica Alba and Cash Warren apart, Star has learned. A friend of Jessica’s tells Star: “Jessica isn’t happy. She threatened to kick Cash to the curb after she heard about the Lohan incident. She was livid!”

Jessica and Cash were “pretty miserable” when they picked out their Christmas tree. “Cash is in the doghouse, but Jessica is going through the motions, pretending to be a happy family for the holidays.”

Jessica’s relationship with Cash has been troubled for a while, sources note, ever since he cheated on her with a blonde named Vera Mishina a year before their May 2008 wedding. But now they seem to be on the brink of breakup.

“Jessica called up a close pal and confessed, ‘We’re not sleeping in the same bed.’ She’s been saying for quite some time that she and Cash are having major problems. It doesn’t look good.”

Apparently, Jessica has started hitting the town like a single gal – and she has a huge crush on Mario Lopez! “She’s gone from being a homebody to someone who always wants to go clubbing… she’s been drinking and hanging with the girls a lot lately.”

A pal reveals: “Jessica said she thinks Mario is a great guy and so easy to talk to… she said he’s given her good advice on some of the issues she’s dealing with in her marriage. I’m not sure how they met or how long they’ve been friends, but let’s just say she definitely finds him sexy.”

But, despite her partying, Jessica hopes she and Cash can work out. “She believes he can turn it around and become a doting husband and dad… but people who know him think he’ll never change. Either she accepts it, or these two are headed for Splitsville.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition, December 21, 2009]

God, she has the worst taste in men. That’s her biggest problem. Remember when every guy was lusting after her, circa 2006? She was the hottest thing going despite her angst misery. Yeah… she really could have traded up, in more ways than one. What exactly does Cash have going for him? He’s not cute, he’s not successful, he’s not rich, he’s not nice, he’s not a good husband. I don’t get it. And for all of those people who are like “Cash has his own career!” No, he doesn’t. His career is being married to Jessica Alba. He’s described as a “producer” but the only project he’s got going is this cover story project with Lindsay Lohan. Which I don’t even buy. So, in that sense, Mario Lopez would be trading up. At least Mario has a job, you know?

Jessica Alba in LA on December 10, 2009 in LA. Credit: Fame.

Yesterday, CB talked about the rumors (originating from an Us Weekly report, via Jezebel) that Lindsay Lohan and Cash Warren (Jessica Alba’s husband) were full-on making out at a party. Us Weekly finally released their report online, and there are a few more interesting details in there, like some stuff about Cash and Jessica’s marriage being “shaky” (I’d say so… he’s making out with a Lohan) and how Lindsay might be “falling” for Cash:

There were barely any celebrities at West Hollywood hotspot Villa the night of November 19 — which might be why Lindsay Lohan and Cash Warren immediately gravitated towards one another.

Film producer Warren, 30, was partying without Jessica Alba, his wife of one and half years and mom to his daughter Honor, 18 months. “When he goes out with friends, he gets into trouble,” a pal says of Alba’s husband in the new issue of Us Weekly.

Indeed. Soon after discovering one another at Villa, Warren and Lohan “ignored friends and just chatted.” The real trouble began half an hour in. “Lindsay and Cash started making out,” an onlooker tells Us.

“Lip on tongue,” the eyewitness continues, “It was raw. They were not shy!”

Another Villa patron that night gasped, “It was a shock to see the two of them kiss, but it was real.”

For her part, Lohan tells Us that the account is “absurd. He is married. I wouldn’t dare kiss him.”

But pals of both Lohan and Warren — who share a love of nightlife — insist otherwise. Those close to Warren and Alba worry that their marriage is already on shaky footing.

“Jessica is not as into Cash as she used to be,” one source says.

And the ever-fragile Lohan “becomes easily attached to everyone she meets and gets close to,” one friend says. Adds another: “she’s falling for [Cash].”

[From Us Weekly]

There are two interesting addendums to this story. First of all, Lindsay denied it in her typical cracked out fashion, writing: “Cash Warren is a BUSINESS partner, nothing more, nothing less. And I have NO interest in anything but focusing on my career/work, as well as my family, and getting everyone holiday gifts! Eeeks-stressful!” Yes, Lindsay’s defense is that she and Cash are “working” together. Which is more likely, in all honesty – that Lindsay Lohan has a job, or that she made out with a married man in front of a full bar? Yeah.

Next up, People Magazine just released their publicist-written version of events, straight from the denials of a “source close to Alba and Warren”. Meaning “Jessica Alba”. Meaning “Jessica Alba is going to shank a Lohan.”

Did Lindsay Lohan make out with Jessica Alba’s husband Cash Warren at an L.A. lounge recently? Not a chance, a source close to Alba and Warren tells PEOPLE.

“The reports are totally untrue,” the source says, denying that Lohan and Warren got amorous at Villa on Nov. 19 as some online sites have reported. “They never hooked up.”

True, the two know each other “professionally,” the source says, “[but] they are friendly – that’s it.”

As for Alba and Warren, “the rumors are hurtful but they’re just so ridiculous,” the source says. “They are very happy together and busy being parents. They’re looking forward to spending the holidays together with family.”

Reps for Lohan and Warren could not be reached for comment.

[From People]

Personally, I could never really stand anyone in this uncool Bermuda Triangle. Jessica Alba has permanent bitchface, she can’t act for sh-t, and she always just strikes me as an unpleasant person. Part of the reason for that is she reminds me so much of a girl I knew in college who looked just like her, and was one of the biggest snots I’d ever met. As for Cash, well… he just seems like a typical Hollywood loser. He doesn’t really do anything other than spend his wife’s money and screw around on her. Allegedly. And Lindsay? Well, I will say that I don’t think Lindsay has “fallen for” Cash. I think she loves Sam Ronson, and Lindsay’s just hooking up with men to get Sam to pay attention.

Here are some pictures of Jessica, looking snotty and miserable, with Honor and Cash on December 1 and November 27. Credit: Fame.

Jezebel has this week’s tabloid roundup, and Lindsay Lohan is all over the place as usual. I tend to believe US Weekly more than the other celebrity rags, as they have a little more integrity and don’t tend to make up stories. (They also broke the cheating scandals with the Gosselins and LeAnn Rimes this year.) Sadly, they’re reporting that Lohan was making out with Jessica Alba’s husband, Cash Warren, at a club a couple of weeks ago. There’s a specific date and everything, which makes the report seem kind of real. If it’s true, I feel bad for Alba even though she’s not my favorite actress. There’s regular cheating and then there’s your husband making out in public with one of Hollywood’s skankiest, drug-addicted, thieving narcissists. Meanwhile, In Touch is reporting that Lohan is hooking up on the down low with Kevin Connolly. These two reports are not mutually exclusive, and I can understand why Connolly would want to keep it a secret if he’s sleeping with Lohan. I could also see Lindsay getting bored and making out at a bar with whoever happens to be nearby and interested.

US Weekly: “No celeb goes to Villa in West Hollywood on Thursday nights anymore.” But on November 19, Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Alba’s husband Cash Warren both showed up with their friends and sat together, and after about 30 minutes, started making out “lip on tongue.” “It was raw,” says an eyewitness. “They were not shy.” Lindsay spoke to Us and says she and Cash are friends who are collaborating on a potential TV show. “This is so absurd. He is married. I wouldn’t dare kiss him.”

InTouch: Lindsay Lohan is having a “secret romance” with Entourage star Kevin Connolly. They’ve known each other for years but hooked up at a party at Leonardo DiCaprio’s house in November and are “sneaking around.”

[From Jezebel via D-Listed]

Lindsay’s denial doesn’t mean much. She would probably still claim to be with Sam if she was asked. (She did hang out and talk to her one night after John Mayer intervened on her behalf.) Now, the question is will Alba ignore this disgusting makeout session by her husband, will she make him pay for it at home, or will she divorce him? How do you explain making out with Lindsay Lohan at a club? Cash might either deny it or go for the guilty approach and try to minimize it. “I was drunk. I’m so sorry. It was just a onetime thing and didn’t go any further.” How out of it, stupid, and absolutely uncommitted to your marriage do you have to be to make out with a tabloid target celebrity at a popular nightclub? It’s like Cash wants out and is trying to send his wife a passive aggressive message. Maybe he’s still pissed that his wife made him dress like a dorky kids’ educational cartoon character for Halloween.

Lindsay Lohan is shown out in West Hollywood last night. Jessica, Cash and their daugher Honor, one and a half, are shown on 11/27/09. Credit: Fame Pictures. Header is of Warren supporting the “Youth PROMISE Act at the Rayburn Building” in Washington, DC on 5/7/09. Credit: Carrie Devorah/WENN.com

Here’s Lindsay Lohan out and about in Hollywood last week. Guess what she’s doing? She’s shopping for jewelry! Otherwise known as a “heist”. Also, do you see it? After looking cleaner and almost human for a couple of weeks, Lindsay is back to looking orange, dirty and f-cked up. And when she gets all high, you know what she loves to do, right? Get more high? Well, yes. But she also likes to crack tweet. And she likes to make sh-t up. And so she’s joined her two greatest passions together – to lie on Twitter. Lindsay’s lie? That she’s “written” a television show. My first guess would be that it’s an episode of A&E’s “Intervention” but my second guess is even worse – that this is just some dumb, drama-queen, cracked-out delusion:

Actress Lindsay Lohan says she has sold a TV show penned by herself to a US network.

The 23-year-old is planning to produce the show, and claims it will go into production as soon as she can find a suitable writer to complete the scripts for an entire season of episodes.

Lindsay wrote on her Twitter account: “I wrote/created a show that I think I sold today! I just need to get someone else to take on the full season writing for it. Producing is another passion of mine, as well as directing/writing.”

The subject of the show is unknown, but Lindsay sparked speculation Jessica Alba’s husband Cash Warren was involved in it when she sent him an online message reading: “Excited to start this project!”

As yet, no TV networks have confirmed they will be working with Lindsay.

[From The Skinny]

Lindsay is the Typhoid Mary of legit Hollywood, so it’s not surprising that “no TV networks have confirmed”. My guess is that no confirmation will ever come, because this project doesn’t exist. And what the hell is up with Cash Warren? Is he trying to get some strange on the side? Granted, I don’t think Jessica Alba is any kind of prize, but she’s a million times better than Lindsay. I can just imagine what Cash said to Lindsay, probably at some party where everyone was doing drugs: “You’re like writing a television script? Sure, I’d love to be involved. Don’t tell Jessica and take off your pants.”

Lindsay Lohan shopping for jewelry in West Hollywood, CA on November 16, 2009. Credit: Fame.