Earlier this week, Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to the Mason-Dixon line (real name: Mason Dash Disick), and we all breathed a sigh of relief that we would no longer need to hear every single detail about Kourtney’s pregnancy. But that was before we got some baby-daddy drama up in this bitch. Hurrah! Star Magazine is reporting that Mason-Dixon’s daddy might not be the limp douche known as Scott Disick. Apparently, during that sketchy time when Kourtney and Scott were “broken up” (when she got pregnant), Kourtney might have been hooking up with a dude named Michael Girgenti. He’s an aspiring rapper who goes by… wait for it… Premo Stallone. Best. Rap. Name. Ever.

Friends of Kourtney Kardashian and boyfriend Scott Disick may want to reconsider buying a monogrammed gift for the couple’s new son, Mason Dash Disick, who was born Monday. That’s because a handsome young model has come forward to claim that he — not Scott — may be the daddy!

In our Dec. 28 issue, we report that Kim’s big sister had a fling with Michael Girgenti — a 23-year-old model and aspiring rapper, who goes by the stage name of Premo Stallone.

A close friend of the Kardashian sisters confirmed they’d been intimate, saying: “Kourtney hooked up with Michael twice while she and Scott were on the outs. He’s definitely been mentioned as a possibility for being the father of her baby.”

Though a rep for Kourtney insists Scott’s the dad, when Star asked Michael if there’s a possibility he fathered the baby, he replied: “You could say that, yeah.”

Just what were Michael and Kourtney doing together nine months before Mason’s birth? What about the kinky pictures of the two of them? And was it just coincidence that Scott and Kourtney were split at the time they were taken? Pick up the new Star today for the full story, and find out what Kourtney’s sisters think!

[From Star Magazine]

Here’s the thing – I think it’s possible that Kourtney was hooking up with Premo Stallone and maybe a few other guys when she and Scott were broken up, yet still screwing. But I’m not going to accuse her of lying about the baby-daddy. I hope that she’s smart enough to do the backwards math and figure out who she was screwing and when, and be able to properly place the correct baby-daddy. But, you know, things happen. Sometimes you sleep with two guys within the same baby-making time frame. Sometimes three guys. Sometimes a football team. And no, I’m not talking about myself! I’m just not into judging Kourtney for this. It’s not like she’s trying to trap Scott into marriage with the line “Of course Mason Dixon is yours, baby!” Oh, wait. I totally believe she is doing that!

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick out and about in LA on December 10, 2009. Credit: WENN.

The traditional gift for parents when a celebrity first makes it big is to buy them a new house. That’s sort of the proud, “Look what I did,” or “I’m paying you back for all the ways you sacrificed for me” present. Lady Gaga, who is not so traditional, went another way – she bought her dad a heart. Okay that may or may not be all she bought him – her phrasing is rather vague and confusing – but she definitely shelled out for his recent heart surgery. Which is certainly better than a house.

DADDY’s girl Lady GaGa has given her father the gift of life — she paid for him to have a new heart. The Poker Face singer took to her Twitter account over the weekend to reveal that her dad, Joseph, had undergone open-heart surgery.

And now in an interview with with 104.7 KISS FM in Phoenix, Arizona, GaGa says she covered the cost of the operation with the advance for her new album.

“It was pretty necessary… It was the biggest nightmare of my life,” she said. “My father is my whole world; I’m such a daddy’s girl… I said, ‘I haven’t bought anything yet with any of the money that I’ve made from my new album… so let me buy you a new heart, dad.’ And he said, ‘OK, fine.’

“I took care of my mom and my sister and I took care of me, and he’s gonna be out in a couple of days… Now I feel like I can get back to work… For a while I was feeling like I just wanted to give up. This really kinda put things in perspective… When this happened I really just kinda said, ‘I don’t wanna do anything for the next two weeks; I just wanna be with my dad and be a good daughter.’”

[From Showbiz Spy]

I guess she meant she hadn’t bought anything for her dad yet, since she said she took care of her mom and sister and herself. Unless she meant “took care” in a different sense. This might seem like an obligatory thing to pay for on Lady Gaga’s part, since it’s a life or death situation. But in July she claimed to have been broke. It seemed like she was exaggerating, but it definitely left the impression that she’s not flush with cash, for whatever reason.

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Lady Gaga claims that her expensive clothing habit has driven her to the poor house. In fact, according to her, she’s gone bankrupt four times.

She said: “I’ve gone bankrupt about four times now. My manager wants to shoot me!

“Every dollar I earn goes on the show. Now we’re finally getting to a place where it’s not bankruptcy. Then again, with another tour coming up soon I’ll probably be homeless again.”

[From Hollyscoop]

The bankrupt four times thing might have been hyperbole, but it does happen. And she’s said several times that all her money goes back into her shows – and her wardrobe. It actually doesn’t sound frivolous to me. It’s like remodeling your house – it’s enjoyable and makes things look better, and ultimately increases the value of the home. Gaga probably puts a good deal of her money back into her wardrobe and her show because ultimately it increases her value as a performer and a celebrity.

Hopefully Mr. Gaga (that’s his name, right?) will make a full recovery and enjoy his new lease on life.

Here’s Lady Gaga the last time she was photographed out – leaving the “Gossip Girl” set on October 13th. Images thanks to INF Photo.

With a dad like Joe Jackson, it’s no wonder Michael Jackson turned out to be a crazy drug addict with a melted face. The stage dad from hell recently appeared on News One in an exclusive interview and confirmed that Omer Bhatti, the mystery man who sat with the Jackson family at the televised memorial, is indeed Michael’s son. But as with all things Joe Jackson, it’s hard to know if he’s telling the truth or out of his mind.

Interviewer: There are so many things, so many stories coming out now. The one that just came out a couple of weeks ago is that Michael may have had another child — I think Omar [sic] is his name? Everyone is like, “Oh, he was sitting right there next to Rebbie [at the memorial],” so everyone is trying to connect some dots. Do you know if that is Michael’s other son?

Joe Jackson: Yes, I knew he had another son. Yes, I did.

Interviewer: And he, uh, he looks like a Jackson.

Joe Jackson: Oh, yes. He looks like a Jackson, he acts like a Jackson, he can dance like a Jackson. This boy’s a fantastic dancer. Matter of fact, he teaches dance.

Interviewer: So maybe he’s the future of the family.

Joe Jackson: I don’t know. I can’t say that yet, until I see it happen (Laughs)

[From NewsOne via D-Listed ]

I will agree that Omer does bear more than a passing resemblance to Michael, but to confirm paternity based on the notion that he “acts like a Jackson” and “dances like a Jackson” is absolutely ridiculous. But then, pretty much everything that comes out of Joe Jackson’s mouth is ridiculous. It’s pretty obvious that he is hoping this kid is a Jackson because he could be the new family cash cow, along with Paris, Prince and Blanket. But to hear him ramble on, it’s difficult to know if he’s just spewing a bunch of crap so he can keep being on TV, or if he is a senile old man who has no idea what he’s saying anymore.

Joe Jackson is pictured at the BET Awards on June 28, 2009. This is the infamous red carpet appearance where he shamelessly promoted his new record label. No doubt he hopes to get “Acts like a Jackson” Omer Bhatti to sign on. Photos: Fame Pictures.

As many of you know, Lost’s Josh Holloway rocks my world. He’s a Southern boy, he’s smoking’ hot, he’s soulful, and he’s totally, completely, crazy in love with his wife and baby daughter. I usually don’t go for the scruffy facial hair and all of that, but Josh makes it work. I think it’s because you can still see his gorgeous dimples even through all that scruff. I love his body too – he’s toned and athletic, but he doesn’t seem conceited or to try too hard with any of it. His nonchalance makes him cool. That, and he looks like he could rip up a bedroom. Anyhoodle, Josh and his wife Yessica have been married for five years, and just welcomed their first child this April - a little girl they named Java. It seems like fatherhood has turned Josh into an even hotter man – just see what he says about his new daddy duties:

Josh Holloway portrays Sawyer in the ABC hit Lost, but the role the actor cherishes most is the one he doesn’t play on TV — being a father to baby daughter Java.

“It’s just really that richness to my life,” Josh Holloway told OK! at Comic-Con while promoting Lost. “It’s so rich and so difficult [laughs]. And I don’t really care how everything else goes now as long as I’m a good father.”

Three-month-old Java, his first child with his wife, Yessica Kumala, has already brought the happily married twosome — of almost five years — closer together as a couple.

“It’s a journey as everyone knows,” he goes on. “But we are solid.”

Even though the 40-year-old is known for his heartthrob status and can captivate any female with his smile, there is only one girl who can truly break his heart.

“Every morning when I first get to see that little mean smile, I’m like, ‘Oh my God!’ It makes my heart explode.”

Josh and his girls will return to Hawaii — where the family of three has a home — in August to shoot the last and final season, which will air in early 2010.

[From OK! Magazine]

Josh’s heart may be exploding, but I need some alone time with a picture of those dimples. Jesus, I always forget that there are men like that. Hot, sexy, and totally in love with their wives and kids. Sigh. My heart melts for Josh. I can’t believe I have to wait until January to see what the hell happens on Lost. All of this is just cruel at this point.

Here’s Josh Holloway and Yessica taking their daughter Java to Toys R’ Us in Los Angeles on July 9th. Images thanks to Pacific Coast News.

Tim McGraw and Faith Hill have always struck me as pretty devoted parents as well as partners. While it seems like there’s a lot of famous moms writing books and chatting up magazines about their kids, McGraw has written a touching book about dads and daughters called My Little Girl. He and Hill have three daughters together, so he certainly knows about the relationship between fathers and daughters.

As the father of three girls, Tim McGraw understands the challenges that face dads who want to please their daughters. So the children’s book he’s co-written with Tom Douglas has some simple advice: As long as you’re spending time with them, it doesn’t really matter what you do.

“My Little Girl,” to be published Tuesday by Thomas Nelson, tells the story of a father — in a dark cowboy hat, of course — who spends a fun day with his little girl Katie doing … nothing in particular. They stop by the farm co-op, gaze up at the clouds and play on a tire swing. The 41-year-old country singer said he enjoys spending time with his daughters — ages 11, 10 and 6 — but if he did what they liked doing, he’d be spending a lot of time shopping at the mall or getting pedicures.

“It’s something that as a father you kind of have to sacrifice what you want to do, because boys do what you want to do. If I want to go to the farm and shoot guns or ride four-wheelers in the mud when it’s 40 degrees … the girls aren’t really interested in doing that,” he said. But McGraw said he’s found that his daughters like coming along while he does simple, everyday stuff, like running to the grocery store or stopping by the office.

“Do what you have to do in your regular routine and take them with you. It makes all the difference in the world,” he said. McGraw’s wife, Faith Hill, wrote in the forward: “I hope this story provides quality time for fathers and daughters to enjoy each other’s company and make memories reading together.”

[From Yahoo News]

I think that’s a really sweet message. A lot of fathers don’t seem to realize the role they play in their daughter’s lives. Not just in the present, but that they teach their daughters how they should be treated. Showing them that they’re worth your time and effort, whether it’s doing ordinary things together like the characters in the book, or reading the book together, shows kids that they matter and they’re worth making time for.

Being a celebrity mom is so trendy these days. People keep tabs on women’s pregnancies and report on every little detail of diaper duty. Hopefully books like McGraw’s will show how important it is to be a good dad too, and give it its proper importance.

Here’s Tim and Faith leaving Cafe Med in West Hollywood with their children in June. Images thanks to Fame and WENN.