Here are more photos of Gerard Butler being disgusting at Coachella over the weekend. Yesterday, we discussed the Page Six report which had Gerard sounding sober-ish, but indulging in his favorite addiction, lady biscuits. Basically, Gerard found the first willing brunette with two legs and a pulse, and they grinded on each other in public, then he whisked his lady off to the Porta-potty where he either nailed her or something else happened. Well, this new report from Radar doesn’t say whether or not the Porta-potty story is true (it is, trust me), but Radar’s sources claim that Gerard was less than sober. For the love of God, Gerry!

Just six weeks after leaving rehab to treat an addiction to prescription pills, Gerard Butler was spotted partying up a storm at the Coachella Music Festival in Indio, Calif.

Butler, 42, finished his rehab stint at the famed Betty Ford Center in February, but a source told RadarOnline.com exclusively that the Scottish born star seemed to be having a wild time over the weekend.

“Gerard partied like crazy at Coachella,” an eyewitness said. “He looked totally disheveled at one point and he looked like he was drinking whiskey. He appeared unsteady on his feet and was dancing like a crazy guy. He looked wasted to me.”

Butler has spoken of his struggles with alcohol addiction in the past, admitting that at one point he didn’t care if he died.

“I had gone from a 16-year-old who couldn’t wait to grasp life to a 22-year-old who didn’t care if he died in his sleep,” he told The Red Bulletin.

“I used to drink until I couldn’t remember anything. I was just mad for it and on a death wish. It was madness.”

Another source who spotted Butler at Coachella tells RadarOnline.com that the actor stayed out all night long partying.

“It looked like he was drinking throughout the day Saturday, he attended the Lacoste party and then he was at the Neon Carnival until 5 a.m.!

“He looked pretty sloppy,” the source said.

Calls for comment to Butler’s rep were not returned at time of posting.

[From Radar]

The fact that his rep hasn’t denied this report – or any of the other reports about The Butler’s post-rehab sloppy ways – says something about the lack of quality people The Butler has around him. Like, doesn’t he have any loyal friends who are like, “Dude! You need to get your act together. You’re a mess, man.” Incidentally, we got a tip from a nice reader who has a Scottish cousin – this cousin is acquainted with Gerard’s mom and stepfather, and according to this third-hand source, Gerry’s mom is really concerned about his partying and his womanizing. Apparently, his family wants him to come home to Scotland, get his head on straight, and settle down with a nice girl. Which will not be happening any time soon. There are too many mysterious ladies yet to be Butler’d in the Porta-potty.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Pacific Coast News.

Gerard Butler is at Coachella. He’s 42 years old, he just got out of a light three-week Betty Ford stay a few months ago, and he’s consistently putting himself in situations where he’s surrounded by people who are A) drunk, B) coked-up and C) under the age of 30. Plus, I have my doubts about whether Gerard is really “sober” at this point – the tabloid reports are mixed. Some have him sober and partying, some have him “slurring and sweating profusely” while partying. And honestly, I’m still holding on to my theory that Gerard’s addiction issues are not JUST of the drugs-and-alcohol variety. It wouldn’t surprise me at all to learn that he could be a sex addict. So guess what kind of story I have for you this morning? Gerry probably boned a random in a Coachella Porta-Potty. I think that’s the subtext here:

Gerard Butler, fresh out of rehab, has been spotted testing his willpower all over Coachella in Palm Springs this weekend. The Scottish heartthrob has remained sober at every festival soiree, but still can’t seem to control his love for the ladies. At the A/X Armani Exchange and T-Mobile Neon Carnival on Saturday, Butler made no secret of his latest target. Instead of hiding among the throngs of partygoers on the packed dance floor, Butler led his mystery brunette out into the open air for a seductive slow dance in an empty patch of pavement.

“The two were grinding like they were at a middle school dance,” says our spy. “He didn’t seem to care who was watching.”

After their spin, our spy watched Butler accompany his dance partner to the Porta-Potties before they returned to the carnival-themed bash, produced by Brent Bolthouse.

[From Page Six]

Right?!?! He totally boned the “mystery brunette” in the Porta-Potty. At the very least, he got a beej (ugh). And we’re referring to her a “mystery brunette” because Gerard probably didn’t care enough to learn her name. Gross. I’m SO over Gerry. If he wants to come out and talk honestly about his addictions – including sex addiction! – then I’ll listen. But boning girls in a Porta-Potty? For God’s sake. YOU ARE RICH AND FAMOUS. Take her to a motel, for the love of God.

Oh, and Gerard’s maybe-probably lover Lindsay Lohan is at Coachella too. She probably brought her own Porta-Potty for her bidness. GROSS. It looks like Lohan and Butler were at several of the same events – meaning they probably hooked up. Again.

Are either of these girls the “mystery brunette”? Or is those just his friends/assistants?

Photos courtesy of WENN and Pacific Coast News.

These are some photos of Gerard Butler last night at the Lakers game. Um… dear God. Gerry does NOT look like the picture of health, does he? I’ve been saying this ever since he got out of rehab (after only three weeks): the man isn’t interested in being clean and sober right now. Right out of rehab, he was back at cocaine-soaked Hollywood parties, doing the rounds and looking increasingly bloated. Reports indicate that he’s been seen out, “sweating profusely” and “slurring”. And look at him in these photos – bloated, unhealthy, gross. Ugh. Damn, Butler! This is what happened when I left Gerry for Michael Fassbender. He went to a very dark place.

An even bigger indicator that Gerry is not on a good path? He’s spending time with Lindsay Lohan at the Chateau Marmont, which at this point is pretty much LL‘s ho stroll. Now, this is not the first time the Cracken might have been Butler’d – there were rumors about a Butler-Lohan hookup in 2009 (at an event in Morocco), as well as 2010 (partying and hooking up in LA). And now this…

It was a (typically) star-studded night at West Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont.

Lindsay Lohan may have (mostly) been preoccupied with her cell phone during her evening out with friends – she was glued to it, constantly texting, as were her pals – but that didn’t stop her entirely from taking notice of fellow celebs. The starlet jumped out of her chair and ran to give Emily Blunt a hug when she saw the British actress approaching. They shared some pleasant small talk – and smiles – before Blunt headed away with her friend.

Soon, though, Lohan had another visitor: Gerard Butler, who arrived on the patio after midnight and sauntered over to the garden bar near where Lindsay and her friends were seated. The two were laughing and telling jokes, and Butler kept his hands on both sides of her chair as he leaned in close to talk. She was soaking up the attention and even asked him to come closer so she could whisper in his ear.

Butler seemed to be in a relaxed, great mood as he chatted up Lohan and his friends.

[From People Magazine]

Ugh, it’s like The Butler and Terry Richardson are the same person at this point. Gross. So… I’m completely over Gerry. I feel bad for the guy, I guess, but my patience and my pity for the man has pretty much run out. He doesn’t seem like he’s serious about getting clean, and he definitely doesn’t seem interested in dating women with any kind of quality. Lindsay is the very definition of “low-hanging fruit” in LA.

Oh, and it’s said that Gerard invited his parents to LA so that they would keep their eye on him - several days ago, the family Butler was photographed at the Farmer’s Market:

Photos courtesy of WENN.

A few commenters mentioned this in yesterday’s story, but this is the first major report I’ve seen about it. According to the New York Daily News, Gerard Butler may still have a problem with substance abuse. I know, how shocking. You’d think that three weeks of rehab followed by a complete re-entry into the booze-and-coke-soaked Hollywood scene would NEVER have been a trigger for Gerard’s addictions. I mean, just a few days after rehab, Gerard was swinging around post-Oscar parties, and he’s kept up the partying at various events since then. Still, this story is sad:

GERARD BUTLER hasn’t quit partying. Sources spotted the “300” actor at the Troubadour in West Hollywood Friday around 12:30 a.m. with “three young, hot blonds.” But it was Butler’s demeanor that had them looking twice.

An insider says Butler was “slurring his words” and “sweating profusely” while holding a glass of clear liquid with a lime as the rock band Crash Kings performed. A spokesman for Butler says “most of the details in this story are completely inaccurate.”

According to TMZ, the actor entered the Betty Ford Center in early February after deciding he had become too reliant on pain medication. He checked out three weeks later and was spotted at a number of late-night Oscar fetes, looking healthy and happy.

[From the NYDN]

I believe it. I believe he was a mess. I believe he still continues to be a mess. I believe that he’s still got substance abuse issues, and I believe he’s probably a sex addict too.

Speaking of his sex addiction (alleged), Radar had another story about Gerard’s married lady friend who is now getting a divorce because Scottish dong ruins everything. According to Radar, this woman was married before, and her first marriage ended after she had a torrid affair with Dave Navarro. Allegedly, Navarro was married to Carmen Electra at the time, so the affair ruined his marriage too. And this lady (Madame Antsy-Pants) didn’t learn anything from that experience either. Radar’s “source” (probably the woman herself) says her relationship with The Butler was “a very intense relationship. [She] had very strong feelings for Gerard, despite the fact that she was a newlywed at the time… They would exchange heated text messages, emails and phone calls. She would drop anything to be with Gerard. The two would hook-up at his hotel when he was in Los Angeles.”

Once again, I think this woman probably has issues, but I’m really starting to worry a bit about Gerry. Yes, my crush is pretty much over at this point. But that doesn’t mean I want to see him ruin his life, you know?

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Gerard Butler is a HOMEWRECKER. Shout it from the rooftops. Create t-shirts to publicly pledge your allegiance to the wronged party. Slut-shame The Butler!!! According to Radar, Gerard Butler was sleeping with a married woman last year, and his Scottish dong was the reason why this lady filed for divorce. Scottish dong ruins everything (trust me), especially when the dong is being medicated with a steady stream of painkillers and coke (allegedly). This woman sounds kind of naïve, though. Pre-rehab, The Butler was friends with this lady AND her husband, and then Gerry seduced the woman and she was all, “I’m going to leave my husband for The Butler, because he is my soulmate.” And then she found out about how Gerry trolls for strange ALL THE TIME.

Before entering rehab last year, Gerard Butler was involved in a steamy relationship with a wanna-be actress/model that resulted in the end of her marriage, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

As previously reported, the Scottish actor recently completed a three week stint at the Betty Ford Center to deal with addiction issues. “Gerard has completed a successful course of treatment and has returned home in good health,” his rep said in a statement. “We will not be making any further comment at this time.”

The hunky actor became involved with the actress last year, and carried on an affair with her for several months. Butler was friends with the woman and her husband before becoming sexually involved with her.

“It was a very intense relationship. She had very strong feelings for Gerard, despite the fact that she was a newlywed at the time,” a source close to the situation tells RadarOnline.com. “They would exchange heated text messages, emails and phone calls. She would drop anything to be with Gerard. The two would hook-up at his hotel when he was in Los Angeles.”

The woman’s husband eventually found out about the affair and threatened to divorce her but she begged for another chance.

“She told her husband she would end things with Gerard and he agreed to give her another chance,” the insider says. “However, the affair continued and she decided to file for divorce. She thought Gerard wanted to be in a relationship with her but then she found out he was involved with other girls, and hadn’t been exactly honest with her about what was going on in his life.”

According to our sources, “[The woman] began calling Gerard incessantly and he changed his cell phone number. She hasn’t been in touch with him since he decided to go to rehab. Gerard has obviously moved on but she is now going through a divorce and trying to support her son (from a previous relationship).”

Requests for comment to Gerard’s rep were not returned at time of publishing.

[From Radar]

Gerry “hadn’t been exactly honest with her about what was going on in his life.” Who needs honesty when you’ve got gossip blogs? Seriously, did this woman never check out all of the online information about Butler’s “conquests”? The man will hook up with anything and anyone. I used to think The Butler needed a girl with two legs and a pulse, but at this point, I’m even doubting that. God knows, he’s probably like Russell Brand and he has a thing for wheelchair and amputee pr0n. No judgment. Different strokes, etc. As for The Butler being a dirty homewrecker – sure. Call him out. But I’m guessing he doesn’t even remember this woman’s name. He wrecked a home, for sure. But at least he’s not pretending that she’s some great love. I don’t know if that’s better or worse, though.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Gerard Butler did undercover rehab for approximately three weeks, by most accounts. Allegedly, he was having problems with prescription pills and maybe cocaine too. Unfortunately, I have some misgivings about this whole situation – I’ll buy that Gerard was having a pill problem, and I’ll buy that he was having issues with recreational drugs too. But why did he only go to rehab for three weeks? Did he leave early so he could make it to the post-Oscar Vanity Fair party? And what does it mean if Gerard’s first week out of rehab involves not only huge (cocaine-soaked) Oscar parties, but also a trip to a nightclub AND an event for the launch of a new rum? Sketchy, right?

Anyway, we got a tip about this somewhat random gossip story about Gerard and his pills. According to one of Gerard’s ex-lovers, The Butler was only poppin’ pills to dull his back pain… because he wanted to keep on screwin’.

Randy Gerard Butler got hooked on painkillers after using them to fuel his sex life, his gorgeous ex has revealed.

Trainer Alicia Marie dated the Scot, who recently came out of rehab, in 2009 and said she never had it so good in the bedroom.

But she claimed his desire to be the best lover meant he made his agonising back injury — picked up on the set of 2006 movie 300 — much worse, which led to him using more medication. She said: “He didn’t want to make any sacrifices in the bedroom, [making] his pain issues so much worse.”

[From Starplus]

I actually went on one of The Butler’s fan-forums (those bitches make my Fassbender-lunacy look quaint), and they identify this Alicia Marie woman as someone Butler was seeing somewhere in the summer/fall of 2009. I wonder if he remembers her name? Anyway, the more I hear about The Butler, the more I think my years-long jokes/assumptions are dead-on. The man has addiction issues, but maybe he’s not dealing with one of his biggest addiction issues: sex addiction. When you’re popping painkillers right and left all because you want to keep bonin’ and bonin’, maybe the problem isn’t JUST the pills, you know? Gerard Butler is living the movie Shame. Sigh… and now I’m thinking about Fassy again.

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Gerard Butler just got out of rehab last week. Apparently, he was being treated for prescription pill abuse, and maybe some issues with cocaine too. He stayed in the Betty Ford Center for three weeks, which I find kind of weird because I always thought the standard “drying out” stay was four weeks/a month? In any case, Gerard is now sober and clean, or sober-ish and clean-ish. He’s not puffy, nor does he look strung out on the bad sh-t. So who can we thank for Gerard’s miracle transformation? Jennifer Aniston, of course. Because they did that movie together and they fake-dated for a hot minute (a hot minute involving some public ass-play), so now they’re tight enough for Aniston to stage an intervention. An intervention in which it sounds like she was just talking about her new boyfriend. Which makes the story more believable to me, because that’s how I imagine her, but it’s probably BS.

Worried about her ex-beau, Jennifer Aniston convinced Gerard Butler to go into rehab for substance abuse, sources tell The Enquirer. Aniston told Butler to seek help, citing her beau Justin Theroux as a shining example of how to beat drug addiction.

“Jennifer saw that Gerard was in need of help and told him to pack his bags and head to rehab,” said a source. “She said it’s not too late for him to get his life back on track, and it takes a bigger man to admit his problems.”

Jennifer’s beau Justin reportedly wrestled with heroin and cocaine addiction many years ago and beat his demons, as The Enquirer reported. “Justin went through a strict rehabilitation program and Jennifer told Gerard how he pulled himself together,” reveal the source. “Jennifer said he can do it too, before his problem turns into something worse.”

[From The Enquirer, print edition]

I’ve heard that Justin was into really hard drugs back in the day, but Justin’s new PR team (Aniston’s PR team) has been trying to shut those old stories down. It’s always a pleasure to see them rise up, though. It’s always nice to see “heroin” mentioned in an Aniston story that doesn’t involve She-Who-Is-Uncool.

Anyway, as I mentioned after the Oscars, I’m not quite sure about Gerard’s “recovery” or his post-recovery PR. Forty-eight hours after he got out of rehab, Gerard was slithering around the post-Oscars Vanity Fair party – which made me think that he perhaps skipped out of rehab early just because he didn’t want to miss the cocaine-soaked Oscar parties. And then there’s this too:

Only a week after announcing he’d completed stint in rehab, Gerard Butler hit up Beacher’s Madhouse in L.A. around 1 a.m. to scope out the scene. The Scottish actor tried to go incognito in a hat and leather jacket: He was immediately noticed – especially by female clubgoers, who came over to chat throughout the night.

Butler, meanwhile, stuck to bottled water and chatted up the burlesque show’s impresario, Jeff Beacher, who also sipped water. The two seemed to be pretty good friends, according to an onlooker. But that didn’t stop the female attention, and at one point, a woman came over and danced close to the actor while DJ Baby Chino performed.

Butler was polite but didn’t seem very interested in the women’s attention, leaving the club solo around 1:30 a.m.

[From People]

Of course, sober people can go out to nightclubs and they can party without using. But considering The Butler is so fresh out of rehab… I’m worried that these parties will be a trigger. If he really got clean in the first place, I guess. Whatever. Blame Aniston!

Photos courtesy of WENN.

It was just announced last week that Gerard Butler had checked himself into rehab for his addiction issues, which may have included prescription drugs and cocaine. At the time of the announcement, Gerard had already been checked into rehab for several weeks. He got out on Friday, I believe. So what better place to go just days after rehab than a giant Hollywood party full of booze, biscuits & blow? I mean… what?

Look, Gerard looks good in these photos, taken outside the Vanity Fair party. He looks thinned out, but not strung out. Not puffy. Tan. Rested. Healthier than he has in the past year or so. But I’m still concerned. Gerard obviously has addiction issues, and wouldn’t a party like this be a huge trigger for him? Or has he just decided to indulge his sex addiction (I’m assuming, but it makes sense, doesn’t it?) and drown himself in Hollywood C-lister strange? Which is healthier for Gerard – women or coke? I’m just saying… Gerard might want to rethink this PR strategy.

And I’m including photos of Alex Skarsgard at the VF party, just so the anti-Butlers have something to look at.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Gerard Butler is in rehab!! OMG. After I abandoned him for Michael Fassbender, it seems like Gerard fell into a deep, dark hole full of random vadge, cocaine and prescription medication. Poor guy – but that’s what happens when you lose my love – you go to a very dark place. I’m only joking around, of course. In all seriousness, I’ve had my doubts about Gerard’s sobriety for a while. Gerry famously gave up alcohol in his 20s, when he realized he was having problems. He’s spoken about his alcoholism (though he never called it that) at length in interviews. But I had always heard random pieces of gossip about Gerry doing coke, and that some recreational drug use was part of his lifestyle, along with the usual buffet of strange (if the man could main-line vadge, he would). Anyway, TMZ has more details about Gerard’s trip to rehab:

Gerard Butler is being treated for substance abuse at the Betty Ford Center … TMZ has learned.

Butler’s problems were triggered by the physical demands of shooting “300″ in 2006. We’re told the actor began struggling with pain management, and the problem became exacerbated while filming “Of Men and Mavericks,” when Butler was badly hurt on December 18 during a surfing accident.

We’re told Butler realized he was relying too much on prescription drugs and decided to head off a full-blown addiction by entering Betty Ford 3 weeks ago.

Sources tell TMZ … Butler also developed issues with cocaine, but the root problem appears to be the injuries and pain management.

We’re told Butler will be leaving Betty Ford later today.

[From TMZ]

Do I believe this sanitized version? Sure, I partly believe it. I think it’s perfectly possible that Gerard’s biggest addiction problem is with prescription medication, like Vicodin or something like that. I’m also guessing that Gerard was a recreational cocaine user, and that he was becoming a habitual user. Maybe he thought he was okay as long as he wasn’t mixing the stuff with alcohol? I don’t know. I do feel sorry for the big lug. Unlike so many celebrities with addiction issues, Gerard never flaunted his problems, and he was never a mess in public. He’s been dealing with all of this stuff in private – with one exception: the Brandi Glanville stuff. Do his addiction issues explain his affair with Brandi? Or does Gerard also have “addiction issues” with sex too? It wouldn’t surprise me if he was a sex addict. For real.

Poor Gerry. I hope he deals with this stuff properly and comes back a stronger person. He and Russell Brand can do yoga together.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

I cannot believe we’re still talking about Gerard Butler and Brandi Glanville’s alleged or not-so-alleged hookup last year. For the record, I believed (and still believe) that they boned at some point. I also believe that Gerard Butler bangs anything with two legs and a pulse (although amputee strange is still welcome), and that G-But probably doesn’t remember who or what he banged and how. Last week, Brandi talked about their “week long” hookup while she was on Watch What Happens Live – Brandi rated Gerard an “11 out of 10” in the love-making department. Then, a few days later, TMZ’s cameras caught up with Gerard and asked him about Brandi’s comments. His reply? “Who’s Brandi Glanville?”

So, was Brandi lying? Or did Gerard just “forget” Brandi’s name? God knows. Brandi went to RumorFix and gave them an exclusive statement: “He called me last night and told me he said it. He is upset because he is a private person. I don’t lie so I don’t really care.” She also tweeted, “I don’t lie. So he can suck it!” And now there’s ANOTHER interview. LynnNChicago, a self-proclaimed “Real Housewives Expert,” sat down with Brandi for an extensive interview – you can read the whole thing here. There’s a lot of stuff about RHOBH, but I couldn’t care less. What I found interesting was the Gerard Butler stuff:

Brandi did admit to having a week long fling with Gerard Butler, he later denied knowing who she was but he certainly got the name right when he repeated it twice. (after the reporter said her name vaguely and while barely breathing.)

It was interesting that when Andy questioned Brandi further, it turned out her fling was during last season’s filming, how did Bravo’s cameras miss that?

Brandi told me that she’s spoken with Gerard on the phone and have had numerous text messages, she’s apologized to him and if she could take it back she absolutely would. ”If there is one thing I regret and would take back, it’s that!” (telling the world about their week long fling) Brandi told me that when Andy Cohen asks you a question his eyes are like truth syrum.

“His eyes get really big and you have to tell him the truth.” she laughed.

“One thing I am not, is a liar, I said it and I can’t take it back.” Brandi told me. ”What am I going to do now, go back and say I lied about it? No, I’m not going to do that!”

It’s out there and Gerard is going to have to deal with it. You can only apologize so much then you have to move on. Gerard tried to deny he even knew Brandi by telling a TMZ reporter, “Who’s Brandi Glanville?” but it was pretty clear when he repeated it the second time that he knows exactly who Brandi is. He overplayed his hand a bit! Yes, he’s upset with Brandi but as I told her, he’ll get over it! Two consenting adults, both single, they did nothing wrong so why deny it?

[From LynnNChicago’s Blog]

So she would take it back, although she’s not lying about it. Whatever. I’m struggling to understand whether this is a smart or a stupid PR move. Does it help Brandi’s image if everyone thinks she slept with Gerard and he just forgot her name? Or does it ultimately hurt her image? Ugh. I KNOW it hurts Gerard’s image. He’s going to have to drown himself in nameless amputee strange now.

Photos courtesy of WENN.