Jaime Pressly may seem like she has it all, but the woman is clearly hurting. She was arrested for DUI earlier this month and now it’s coming out that she owes money to the tax man and is breaking up with her husband of just over a year, entertainment lawyer Simran Singh. The breakup story is in this week’s In Touch and is unconfirmed for now, but the tax issue is pretty much public record:

Jaime Pressley’s January 5 arrest on suspicion of drunk driving in LA adds to an already shaky start to 2011. The 33 year-old My Name is Earl star, who has a 3-year-old son, Dezi, with former fiance Eric Cubiche, is calling it quits with husband Simran Singh. “It was mutual, and she’s very sad,” says an insider. “But she’s trying to focus on her son and getting her life together.” – From In Touch, print edition, January 31, 2011

The My Name Is Earl star, who is married to entertainment attorney Simran Singh, is in arrears to the tune of just over $637,000 in Federal and state taxes.

That’s according to public records uncovered by The Detroit News.

Here’s the break-down. The IRS filed a $260,370 tax lien filed against her on December 6.

This was on top of the $281,699 lien the IRS had filed against her September 8, which was for 2008 income taxes.

And just to round things out, another lien was filed against her by the State of California in the amount of $95,080. That went on the books June 21. – From Radar

[Sources listed in text]

The breakup of her marriage really sucks for Jaime, but it makes me think so much less of her after she got a DUI and failed to pay her taxes. What is wrong with all these celebrities that they can’t pay taxes like the rest of us schmucks? According to IMDB she has some projects coming out, and she’s also currently starring in some dumb Axe commercials showing guys how to “clean their [sports] balls so they’re more enjoyable to play with.” I’m serious and I just wasted two and a half minutes of my life watching one of the dumbest double entendres commercials I’ve ever seen. I hope she had to do it for the money.

Jaime Pressly and Simran Singh are shown out on 12/23/09. Credit: WENN.com. She is also shown in her mug shot on 1/5/11 and at an event on 11/18/09. Credit: Fame

“My Name is Earl” actress Jaime Pressly just announced her engagement to entertainment lawyer Simran Singh last week. Jamie, 32, has a two year-old son with her ex fiance, DJ Eric Calvo. Eric and Jamie broke up last November after four years together.

This is a woman with a family and we shouldn’t reduce her to this one incident – although that’s sure to happen if it really went down like this. Look at what Fergie had to deal with after she had an accident on stage. Perez Hilton is claiming that Jamie got so wasted at a gay bar in West Hollywood on Sunday that she crouched outside and peed on the ground. There are photos and a quick video of the alleged incident, but it’s hard to tell if that’s what really happened. Perez is running this story with open glee. If Pressly really is peeing, that’s just mortifying. I’m not convinced though.

The thing is, how absolutely blotto do you have to be to pee right on the ground like that? I’ve never seen that happen to any woman. It’s possible that Pressly spilled a drink and that it’s running under her legs. Some commenters on Perez’s site say she’s clearly not peeing and they give pretty decent evidence that Pressly may have accidentally crouched near a spilled drink while she was talking on her phone:

It is very clear from the photo and the vid that she is hunkered down talking on her cell phone. You can even see the phone in her hand when her friends pull her up. Why would she squat and take a piss while on the phone??

Her other hand is reaching behind her feeling her dress, probably because she felt she had sat in something wet, or she was reaching behind her because she realized that she knocked a drink over.

Futhermore, you fat hack, if you look at the puddle, it starts in a place that is anatomically impossible . If she was the source of the puddle, then it’s start point means she must have been pissing out of her ass!

[Comment on PerezHilton.com from PerezYouIgnorantSlut]

Uh it doesnt look like she is peeing. Her dress is down past where the pee would be flowing. It looks like she is until you really look at the picture and realize she isnt peeing.

[Comment on PerezHilton.com from shutittwat ]

Its a water bottle, you can see it clearly if you look close up once she starts standing again. She should have faced the cameras and shown it afterwards to ensure no one thought it was real. But in any case a truly intoxicated person would not be able to squat with stilettos and one hand behind their back, they’d just fall right over.

[Comment on PerezHilton.com from Leo32]

The thing that makes it look like it’s just spilled liquid and not pee is the fact that there are splatters to the right of Pressly on the ground and it looks like the puddle is already drying. If it was pee, it would have been in a more even puddle and would have started right beneath her. Anyway, onlookers supposedly swear she was doing her business right there on the ground. You can hear people yelling “Oh My God!” in the video. As it is, I don’t think this is enough evidence. Maybe Pressly should issue a statement that she spilled a drink and that photos are misleading. That could just draw undue attention to a story she hopes will die out on its own, though. It’s not likely it will, and people will be talking about it for months. If this actually happened, it’s much worse than needing to be carried to your car.

Update: Jaime twittered that it was a dare for her bachelorette party, and that she was pouring the water from behind her back to make it look like she was peeing. I wonder when Perez is going to update his story. [Thanks Roma!]

Way to spin a story!! Breaking news huh? wow!!!!
about 16 hours ago from web

pouring a bottle of water!!! C’mon guys! Do you think i would really pee in the entry way to the Abbey in broad DAYLIGHT!!!
about 16 hours ago from web

Yes….that is me doing dare #8 at my bridal shower..Things are not always what they seem.. Notice my hand in the back..its pouring a bottl
about 16 hours ago from web

[From Jaime Pressly's Twitter]

Jaime Pressly is shown at the ESPY Awards on 7/15/09. Credit: Juan Rico/Fame Pictures

“My Name is Earl” star Jaime Pressly confirmed that she and fiance Eric Cubiche have split. The pair have been engaged for two years and have a son, 18-month-old Dezi. Jaime, who plays the saucy, loudmouthed trailer park queen Joy on the NBC comedy, and Eric were “close friends” for 9 years before they started dating, and were together for a year before getting engaged. While details aren’t clear, it seems that the couple were having some problems and have put the romance on hiatus.

My Name Is Earl star Jaime Pressly, 31, and DJ beau Eric Cubiche, 34, who have been engaged for two years- have split.

“They hit a rough patch and decided to take a break,” a source told the new issue of Us Weekly.

The pair, who have a son, Dezi, 18 months, haven’t ruled out reconciliation.

“They still love each other, and Dezi is their world, but they feel this is best right now.”

[From Us Weekly]

It’s sad for the couple and their baby – but it sounds like both Jaime and Eric are handling this with maturity. It’s obvious they still care for each other. Hopefully they can work it out. Usually, when two people start out as friends, it’s a better relationship – but who knows anymore what makes some romances work out while others fail.

Jamie Pressly and Eric Cubiche are shown at the ‘Horton Hears a Who’ premiere in LA on 3/8/08. Credit: WENN

Just a few weeks ago Jaime Pressly was talking up her slutty birthday outfit, and how hot she was going to be on her 30th birthday.

With her butt cheeks playing peek-a-boo with her “skirt,” Jaime certainly has her pre-pregnancy figure back, only 2 months after giving birth to baby boy Dezi. What was the theme for this party though?

Jaime said: “I’m having a party and then a holiday and I aim to be in a super-slutty outfit for the first and a swimsuit for the second.

“I love being a mother, but I want to be a super sexy mother with a better body than ever before.

“When I pull on my spray-on jeans for my party, I want to look in the mirror and like what I see.”

New Zealand Herald

Looking forward to the swimsuit photos. Maybe this was the swimsuit?

Pictures via The Grumpiest.

My Name Is Earl actress Jaime Pressly has come out saying what we all think – being pregnant sucks.

I am so glad a celebrity has said this; because there’s a mythology out there that being pregnant is great. Which is a big fat lie used to propagate the species.

Jaime said: “As a new mom I’m supposed to go on about how wonderful it was to be pregnant.

“Well, I don’t buy into that. The truth is that I love my baby to bits, but the rest of it sucked. Pregnancy was the biggest killer for me. I hated it – I hated being fat.

“My hormones were all over the place and I acted like some lunatic, picking fights with my boyfriend over how he made my coffee.

“On top of that I had this hideous ‘pregnancy mask’ skin discolouration which completely covered my face.

“You can normally use creams to disguise it, but not when you’re pregnant, so I had to walk around looking like I was horribly disfigured. This may sound arrogant, but I’m used to looking hot. I just wanted to cry all the time.”

New Zealand Herald

She also slams celebs who adopt.

“Some women just skip having babies or adopt because they don’t want to get fat or they haven’t put in the time to find a partner. It’s great to adopt, but a lot of adoptions are motivated by vanity and laziness.”

Maybe they just didn’t want to be pregnant Jaime?

Jaime’s done a good thing here, pointing out procreations flaws, but maybe not gone far enough. Haemorrhoids, flatulence, stretch marks, hair loss, acne, mood swings, weird hairs growing on your chin, water retention. For those of you not ready for this, you’re not ready for a baby. Bear in mind, those things only last for 9 months. The baby is permanent, and comes with it’s own issues.

In other pregnancy news, Charlottle Church is keeping her boyfriend, footballer Gavin Henson, under house arrest, allegedly because he’s a lyin’ cheatin’ hound. That’s not the real reason though. He’s on foot massage and cravings duty for the seven-months-pregnant singer.