Star Magazine has an inset story on their cover this week all about Sandra Bullock’s $20 million defamation lawsuit against her scumbag ex, Jesse James, for talking smack about her publicly. However, the story just says that Sandra could file a suit against Jesse if she were so inclined and that she could make it for around $20 million, according to some expert Star found. They only go so far as to quote a vague “source” who claims Sandra is considering it. My favorite part of this story is where Star speculates that Sandra won’t sue Jesse, also as they’ve speculated, because Jesse could potentially have some awesome dirt on her that he would bring out during a lawsuit. Isn’t this what we’ve heard all along? Like how can Sandy, “America’s Sweetheart,” have married a douchey neo-Nazi and still have kept her pristine public image? However, I think that Jesse was so butt hurt by getting rejected after cheating on Sandra that he would have already spilled Sandra’s secrets if he had any. Here’s more of Star’s story:

One month after shocking accounts of her husband’s wild cheating drove Sandra Bullock to file for divorce in April 2010, an emotional and repentant Jesse James appeared on Nightline and claimed, “I still have hopes of saving some sort of relationship with Sandy.”

Now it seems those sentiments were hollow, because the words Jesse has used over the last year to publicly describe his life with Sandra have been dipped in venom.

And his latest thinly veiled broad-side against her — when he sneeringly referred to how he had “married some Hollywood actress… I’m not what I became,” during a recent appearance on the reality series American Chopper: The Build-Off — could end up hurting him where it hurts the most: in his wallet!

An insider tells Star magazine that while Sandra, 47, “has consistently taken the high road by never talking about Jesse since their split, I don’t expect her to play the shrinking violet forever if his jabs have secretly been causing her emotional distress.”

And she has a powerful weapon at her disposal to strike back. Sources tell Star she could hit Jesse, 42, with a defamation suit, with one legal expert telling Star that “asking for $20 million in damages would not be out of the realm of possibility…”

Sandra “has every right to initiate a defamation lawsuit against her ex husband if she believes that any of the public statements he’s made about her have been defamatory,” noted NYC defamation lawyer Richard Ancowitz tells Star…

“I imagine that even the prospect of legal action would lead his lawyer to counsel Mr. James to keep his thoughts about Ms. Bullock to himself…”

“If Jesse keeps revealing personal information about Sandra, she could also stop him by suing for invasion of privacy,” Aaron Morris, a defamation attorney… tells Star…

Though Sandra’s rep denies that she is considering legal action, the legal source adds that she could also “go after Jesse for breach of contract if they had signed confidentiality agreements as part of their divorce.”

There is a possible consequence that could keep Sandra from taking action, the legal source tells Star. “It could open the door the defendant to disclose more embarrassing personal information as a defense against the claims. That information would then become public in the court record.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition, December 26, 2011 and via OK!]

This “lawsuit” is as much a figment of Star’s imagination as Jennifer Aniston’s pregnancy with twins, but it’s still fun to speculate about. You know that Sandra is just actively ignoring this guy and he keeps throwing jabs at her hoping to get some kind of response. She’s not going to say a thing about him and that hurts his widdle ego more than anything.

Sandra has been doing the press rounds for Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, in which she plays the widow of a 9-11 victim. She’s only in the film for about 20 minutes, and the lead is the young boy who plays her son, Thomas Horn. She has a new interview on The Today Show in which she talks about her personal experience with the September 11 attacks (sad) and about hearing the last messages that victims left their families (double sad). Families shared the messages from their loved ones to help with research for the film, and Sandra called those “an incredible gift.” She does have a fun rapport with Matt Lauer and gives him crap throughout the interview, but it’s not enough to lighten the mood. Watching the press for this film just gives me the impression that it’s not going to do well at the box office given the subject matter. It may get some nods at awards time, though, especially for Horn.

These photos are from the 12-15 premiere of Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close and also feature Thomas Horn and Tom Hanks. Credit: WENN.com

Jesse James and his little pissy voice are on a show called “American Chopper: The Build Off” which aired on the Discovery Channel last night. (You can see the bikes they built here. Jesse’s is the red one, and you can vote on the winner on Discovery’s site. The winner will be announced tonight at 9pm.) Radar notes some passive aggressive comments James makes in the episode about his much publicized implosion of a marriage to Sandra Bullock. The stuff James says is mild compared to the way he’s previously trashed her and completely dismissed his life with her. He sounds just about the same here, and I would expect nothing less from him. He said “I became a big shot and married some Hollywood actress and didn’t talk to anybody anymore, so I feel bad.” He feels bad for not talking to people he used to hang out with, not for being a cheating bastard, because he handled that expertly, according to Jesse. Also, his wife of five years is just “some Hollywood actress” he married. No biggie.

In the clip posted on Radar (above) James is shown making a “middle finger” motorcycle, because he’s just that mature. I googled “middle finger motorcycle” to see if this was just a nickname for a type of bike rather than a deliberate attempt by James to create a new bike that he’s named after giving the bird. The results suggest that James made up the concept of the middle finger motorcycle. Of course he did, and of course his bike is better than the competition. Here’s more:

In this sneak peek of American Chopper: The Build-Off obtained by RadarOnline.com, James goes head to head with Paul Teutul and Paul Teutul Jr to build a new bike, and he has a lot to say.

“I became a big shot and married some Hollywood actress and didn’t talk to anybody anymore, so I feel bad,” James says at the beginning of the episode.

His reference to America’s Sweetheart Sandra Bullock as “some Hollywood actress” is sure to rile fans of The Blind Side star, and not exactly endear James to viewers.

James creates a stainless-steel “middle-finger” bike which is apparently the first motorcycle he’s personally built in five years and he explains his reason for returning to TV.

“I feel obligated to reconnect with all these people and show ‘em that I’m still the same fabricator motorcycle guy. I’m not what I became.”

It’s not clear if James is blaming Bullock for “what he became,” but their marriage imploded over revelations he’d had numerous affairs.

But Bullock isn’t Jesse’s only target during the episode. “I don’t know what the Teutuls do for a gas tank, I think he (Paul Teutul Senior) just yells at someone to get it done and it didn’t matter how it got done.”

He slams the bikes that they build compared to his. “I can’t see that stuff lasting, I think it will work if the bike is static and gets started up for TV. My stuff is meant to withstand punishment.

“It’s got to look good, be stylish, be flawless and beautiful and chrome and on top of everything else it’s got to function.”

[From Radar]

This is what this guy does best – make motorcycles and cars and trash talk the competition. I still fail to see how he pulled so many women with that little baby voice of his, but I’m not attracted to guys like this. For women who are, they should know what they’re getting with James (and really it’s public knowledge by now) or they’ll obviously regret it.

These photos are from 11-2-11 at a “press conference to discuss the new titles from ‘Jesse James Presents’ Home Video Series” in Vegas. Credit: DJDM/WENN.com

When this couple inevitably imploded after multiple breakups and over-the-top declarations of love we pointed and laughed. When Kat Von D claimed to have met the “19th” woman Jesse cheated on her with during their year together, we pointed and laughed. And now we have yet another occasion to mock them, so we’re taking it. Jesse gave Kat a Neil Lane diamond engagement ring worth $50,000 during their brief bout of dirty happiness together. Only now that Jesse cheated on Kat and treated her like crap (and Kat probably reciprocated), she isn’t about to be left with just a tattoo of the douche. She’s insisting on keeping the ring but he of course wants it back. I would love if if he tried to sue her for it.

Jesse James is furious with Kat Von D over her recent public claims that he cheated on her with 19 women during their relationship. But behind the scenes, an insider tells Star, he and his ex-fiancee have already declared war over the $50,000, four-carat platinum and diamond Neil Lane engagement ring he bought her last January. “Now that he and Kat are totally broken up, Jesse wants the ring back,” says the insider. “The money he paid for it obviously isn’t going to make or break him, but Jesse’s always been a tightwad.” But Kat is clawing back! “She won’t return the ring to Jesse, and she’s not budging. She says she deserves it for putting up with him!”

[From Star Magazine, print edition, December 12, 2011]

Jesse James may seem like he’s rolling in it, but I’ve always had the impression that he’s overextended. He had to close West Coast Choppers in October of last year after 18 years and he other businesses that might not be in the black, like the the new Austin Speed Shop and Cisco Burger. I doubt he’s making money from Austin Speed Shop yet and he probably had to pour a ton into it to get the business started. Plus he admitted years ago that he loses money building custom bikes and cars. So I would bet he relies on the income from his branded merchandise, which probably took a huge hit following the scandal, and whatever he got for his piss poor excuse for a book. I’m not saying he’s broke, just that he’s probably not as rich as we think. The $50k for that ring means something to him and Kat is all “nope.” Serves him right. He just paid $50k for sex for a few months that was “100 percent” better than he had with Sandra. And he still got plenty on the side.

Photo credit: WENN.com

Kat Von D posted a long essay on Facebook about her toxic off and on relationship with Jesse James. She claims to have met the “19th girl” James cheated on her with in the year or so that they were together. Are we supposed to take that literally, like was she really taking count and does she know of 18 others? I wouldn’t be surprised, but I still think she’s exaggerating for effect. Kat also writes that she was hoping that Jesse would “change,” but that he continues “seeking validation through the attention of women.” She tries to anticipate and deflect a lot of the criticism she’ll get for this, but she still deserves all of it and then some, especially since she’s drudging this up all over again.

Today I encountered the 19th girl to add to the list of people Jesse cheated on me with during this last year.

I kept going back and forth in my mind as to what the best way would be for me to release and let go of any residual feelings remaining from that toxic relationship. All of this may sound petty or immature to some, but I assure you this is coming from a place of pure honesty and love.

There was a time when I was confident and excited at proving the world wrong, because I believed so deeply in people’s ability to change for the better. Although this was not a primary purpose in the relationship, I did feel like it would be a positive thing for those who judged Jesse solely based on what they read in tabloids, to see that change is always possible – even in the people who seem hopeless.

I still believe that, even if that change never occurs inside of him – because I see proof of change everyday – in others, and in myself. I’m far from perfect, but am willing to examine myself, and my patterns of dysfunction, and then put in the work to better myself. It’s a daily practice, but it’s working.

Sure, its easy to tell someone, “I told you so” especially if you’re criticizing someone from the outside, but that attitude comes from a place called Ego, and not Love. I know I deserve a big fat “I told you so,” from everyone, and wish I didn’t have to say, “You all were more right than you’ll ever know” but you were.

Not to worry, I’ve gladly paid the consequences for every mistake I’ve ever made, but learned so much from each of them.

Yes, I am pretty tired of getting mistaken for the girl who everyone believes to have broken up Jesse and Sandra’s marriage, just because I have black hair and tattoos like that other gal. That does get a quite annoying at times, and it would be nice to not be associated with her, but that’s trivial in the grand scheme of things.

I think it just made me sad today to imagine him still in that dark place – where seeking validation through the attention of women takes precedence over being a good father, a sincere friend, a better coworker, and a happy individual.

I tried my best to go through all of this without venting, or complaining, or fueling more tabloid mumbo jumbo – but this isn’t about any of that.This is about me making peace with myself, and forgiving myself for making some bad mistakes.

[From Facebook]

Did this woman not pick up a single tabloid in the spring of last year? Did she avoid going to the grocery store for months? Did she not look at the Internet even once? She hooked up with a notorious cheater and is now whining about the fact that he cheated on her. Plus she broke up and got back together with him multiple times, and she probably cheated on him too. But she’s sending us “love,” and she’s trying to “forgive herself” so we’re not supposed to criticize her about it at all. Why is she even still talking about this douche? You would think that once she realized how bad she got played, she would clam up. Jesse is in a bad place though, and she’s so enlightened that she’s still talking about him. It must suck to have his face tattooed on her body, but at least it’s on her side and she has enough other tattoos to be able to ignore it. It’s like an old photo at the bottom of a forgotten knick knack drawer.

Somewhere, Sandra Bullock is sipping a margarita and laughing her ass off.

Thanks to Kate for the tip!

Kat is shown out on 11/7, 11/2 and at an event on 9/30. She’s shown with Jesse on 3/29/11. Credit: WENN and Fame

As we heard over the weekend, Kat Von D and Jesse James are over, AGAIN. They’re calling this the second “breakup” but I swear they’ve broken up more times. I guess this is only the second time they’re admitting it. Anyway, shock of all shocks, it seems like Jesse and Kat might have had some issues with infidelity. I know, pick your jaw off the floor. It’s not like Jesse James doesn’t have a long history of thinking with his KKK dong (like John Mayer), or of screwing around on his true love. As for Kat – well, she has a similar history. Her first husband claimed that she’s crazy, and a cheater, and a user (SHOCK). And there were already reports that Kat was boning Bam Margera on the side, in addition to God knows who else (Nikki Sixx?). So guess what Radar is reporting now? Jesse cheated on Kat. And they have an account given by the “other woman” as she ranted on that weird website, Cheaterville.

Did Jesse James cheat on Kat Von D, causing their most recent breakup?

Sandra Bullock’s ex-husband is no stranger to stepping out on a relationship – she divorced him after his numerous affairs surfaced shortly after she won an Oscar in 2010. Bouncing back, he started dating reality star and tattoo artist Kat Von D, proposing to her, calling off the engagement, getting back to together again and then splitting again!

A woman who claims to have been hooking up with James while he and Kat were broken up and then back on says she was dating him while he and Kat were “on a break,” and posted a rant about him on the website www.cheaterville.com.

“You can’t stay faithful because you hate yourself, therefore you secretly hate everyone else in your life. That’s why you treat women like sh*t. Why don’t you finally be a man and tell everyone why Kat dumped you this time?” The “scorned woman writes. “Is it because you lied to her and said that you didn’t see anyone while you two were ‘on a break.’ How did she find out about me Jesse? I know you didn’t tell her, and I didn’t say anything because I didn’t even know that you two got back together until the entire world found out.

“You’re beyond an a**hole, you’re a sick predator who doesn’t respect women. I’m no saint either but at least I knew that it was over with my husband before spending a second of my time with you.”

“I’m disgusted with myself more than I am with you, I should have known better. Any man who spends every second on his phone texting is up to no good. Ironic how you spend so much time on your phone but won’t return any of my texts or emails. I bet I have your attention now don’t I? Oh by the way, thanks for the parting gift you left me…..that’s the ONLY REASON why I’m not telling the world exactly who I am but you most certainly know. D*ck.”

As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Kat and Jesse split again recently with a source close to the situation saying: “They are done, through and through finished, split, game over.”

[From Radar]

God, I hope that chick isn’t Sandra Bullock. *fingers crossed*

But seriously, who is even remotely surprised? My guess is that both Jesse and Kat were cheating on each other multiple times with multiple partners. It’s all really, really disgusting. And that’s all I really have to say.

Photos courtesy of Fame and WENN.

In case you completely forgot about Kat Von D and Jesse James, Kat wants to remind you that she exists. The last time we heard from Kat and Jesse, they broke up, Kat may have banged Bam Margera, LA Ink got canceled, Kat threw several hissy fits in the press, and then Kat and Jesse got back together and their engagement was back “on”. That was mid-August, and I hadn’t really heard anything since then. But now Kat wants us to know that she’s single again. Which is probably just another ploy for attention. Here’s what she posted on her Facebook:

Hey everyone!

I’m sure this will be the most “uneventful” blog I have ever written – but its purpose is simply to answer a lot of the reoccurring questions I’ve been getting asked lately – and I’m hoping this will answer them for you

I think maybe the final episode of LA Ink left things a bit confusing to some. So in a nutshell here goes:

1. I am not in any way moving to Texas. I am not opening up another tattoo shop. And I am not leaving my shop here in Los Angeles, High Voltage Tattoo.

2. I am not in a relationship. (And I apologize for all the “back and forth” if it’s caused any confusion)

3. I am in no way retiring – (what does that even mean anyway???)

4. My tattoo shop is not closing, and is open for business like always! (Same goes for my art gallery, Wonderland – next door to High Voltage Tattoo.)

5. As hard as it is to sometimes let go of the things you are so accustomed to doing, I am happy to have done LA Ink, but am even more excited about new upcoming ventures – and cant wait to eventually share more about this with you all!

That’s all. I told ya it would be uneventful…

[From Kat’s Facebook]

Considering this seemed to come out of nowhere, I looked around for a “reason” for Kat to make this attempt to steal the spotlight and the story. It seems that Radar had published a report in which sources claimed Kat and Jesse were over, and that’s probably why Kat “confirmed” it on her Facebook. She likes to control the story. It’s like she thinks she’s a genuine celebrity or something. Anyway, Radar’s source says: “They are done, through and through finished, split, game over. They are both confident that they won’t be giving it another go. It’s the end of the road for them. I think it just fizzled out between them. They were hot and heavy to start, but once the sexual attraction started waning there wasn’t really anything left to sustain a relationship. Also, Kat didn’t really want to relocate to Austin from LA and neither of them really had the commitment to make a long distance relationship work.” Translation: It got to be too much work trying to suck every last drop of publicity out this famewhore-y relationship.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

My mom watches LA Ink. My point? My mother is a lovely woman, but she sometimes has crappy taste in television programming (she lives for the Real Housewives too). My other point? Kat Von D may play it like she’s so hardcore, but at the end of the day, my mother watched and enjoyed her show. Kat Von D is not as cool as she thinks she is. So my mom is going to have to find new tattoo-themed programming, because LA Ink was just canceled. In the lead up to this season’s premiere, Kat did everything she could to promote the show, including breaking up with Jesse James, bangin’ Bam Margera, and throwing hissy fits in interviews. All for naught!

Kat Von D’s LA Ink wasn’t permanent. The reality show centering around Jesse James’ ex-fiancee and her work at High Voltage Tattoo in West Hollywood has been canceled. TLC told Us Weekly in a statement that the “current season of LA Ink will be its last.”

“The network is proud of what the series has accomplished in its four seasons, following Kat Von D’s journey as an artist from Miami to Los Angeles,” TLC said.

Von D said that the decision to end the show was her own. “I love how me deciding not to continue doing LA Ink turns into [the show] being ‘cancelled,’” she tweeted. “Thanks, TLC. Regardless of everything, I remain grateful.”

Just last month the reality star, 29, and James, 42, called off their engagement. In an episode of LA Ink that aired just two days after announcing the split, von D (real name: Katherine von Drachenberg) got Sandra Bullock’s ex-hubby’s face tattooed on her body.

In a Facebook post last month, von D admitted the past year — which included her house burning down and the loss of her beloved cat — had been a tough one. “As much as I’d like to picture [myself] being this strong, independent woman, the truth is most of the time I’m not as strong as I’d like to be,” she said. “But I’m still trying.”

The series finale of LA Ink will air Sept. 15 at 10 p.m. EST.

[From Us Weekly]

Kat has been on Twitter, trying to convince the world that TLC didn’t “pull a Kate Gosselin” and fire her dumb ass. She ran to People Mag and had them update her “official statement” three times within an hour, and she finally got it perfect (in her mind), saying, “In an effort to capitalize on my recent breakup, the network has decided to focus their energy on re-editing events that didn’t happen while filming,. I have no regrets and am very proud of the original footage. In my opinion, any attempt to compromise the honesty of that would be an insult to my fans and viewers. As grateful as I am to have been a part of a show like LA Ink, I’m ready to end this chapter and want to focus on other projects now.” Poor sucky baby.

For the record, I do think TLC just decided to cancel the show. I don’t think Kat was all “It’s my decision, I cannot go on!” She’s such a drama queen.

UPDATE: So, after I wrote all that last night, this happened:

Kat Von D may no longer have her show, but she’s back with her man.

Even as TLC announced the cancellation of LA Ink, Von D and Jesse James – who had called off their engagement last month – posted on Twitter separate photos of themselves locked in embraces.

James went a step further and added the caption, “para siempre” – Spanish for “forever.”

In an interview with PEOPLE, James made it official. The engagement is back on, and Von D is once again wearing her ring.

“Sometimes you are only given one chance in life,” he says. “It was up to me to open my eyes and see it. That girl is my chance. I will never stop fighting and striving to hold on to her. Showing her how special she is, and how much I love her.”

[From People]

They are two of the suckiest famewhore dirtbag douches EVER. Enjoy cheating on each other, d-bags.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Back when Jesse James and Kat Von D were just dating, circa fall of last year, there were often rumors about Kat spending time with other dudes. There were two rumors in particular that I found interesting – Kat with Nikki Sixx, and Kat with Bam Margera. She was spotted hanging out with both of them, and apparently both are former boyfriends too. Kat’s ex-husband, Oliver Peck, even went to the tabloids to talk about the Kat he knew – a superficial narcissist who screwed over friends and screwed around on him. So, basically, I wouldn’t be surprised if Kat cheated on Jesse James, despite the stories that Jesse was the cheater. I think both of them would and could easily have had affairs. This week’s Star Magazine claims that it was Kat, though – and that Jesse dumped her because she was boning Bam.

Star has learned that Jesse James broke off his engagement to Kat Von D after accusing her of cheating on him.

“Jesse believed Kat had been getting it on with her longtime friend Bam Margera, and they had a huge blowup over it,” an insider tells Star. “Given his past history with Sandra, Jesse’s over-the-top jealousy when it came to Kat is almost laughable.”

Trouble was percolating in Jesse and Kat’s relationship almost from the start.

“Jesse lives in Austin, and Kat’s based in LA, where most of her best friends are guys – many of whom she’s been intimate with in the past. There was always a lot of fuel to fire up Jesse’s Jealous nature.”

One of her closest friends is Bam, 31. A few weeks after Ryan Dunn’s death on June 20, “Bam went over to Kat’s LA home to hang out and talk, and he ended up spending the night. Jesse found out and questioned her about it, and Kat let slip something about how ‘Bam just can’t sleep alone.’ Jesse hit the roof when he heard that and accused Kat of cheating on him. They were barely hanging by a thread by then.”

The final nail in the coffin came after Jesse and Kat went to a Soundgarden concert on July 22: “After the show, Jesse wanted to go backstage and meet the band, but Kat refused A mutual friend told Jesse later that Kat had a romantic history with one of the band members – and she didn’t want to be around him with Jesse by her side” They broke up four days after the concert.

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

Kat was bonin’ errybody. Star’s insider also claims that Bam “has a long history with Kat. She needs constant companionship – and their friends believe he’s supplied it in the past.” Okay, y’all. No slut-shaming Kat. She did us all a great service by cheating on Jesse. Yes, she’s still kind of gross – not because she sleeps with everything with a pulse, but because she’s kind of smarmy and delusional and crazy. But she screwed Jesse over, so for that alone, she deserves a slow clap.

Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.

For those who are still raging over the Casey Anthony “not guilty” verdict that was delivered last month by a Floridian jury, a slight bit of catharsis (albeit no further justice) can be had in the news that Anthony has been voted to the top of a “Top 10 Most Hated People” poll. Of course this news will do nothing to settle the unrest aimed at the Anthony jurors, who fortunately have been spared the same dubious honor. C’mon, they were really only doing their jobs. Anyway and because I don’t want to freshly stir that pot, let’s get on with the rest of the list, shall we?

What do Casey Anthony, Spencer Pratt and Jon Gosselin have in common? A new poll suggests they’re the most hated people in America!

These public figures top findings by Nielsen subsidiary E-Poll Market Research, the New York Post reports. Joining them are famous names such as O.J. Simpson, Paris Hilton and ‘Octomom’ Nadya Suleman, all making way on the following top 10 list:

1. Casey Anthony
2. Spencer Pratt
3. Octomom
4. O.J. Simpson
5. Jon Gosselin
6. Levi Johnston
7. Jesse James
8. Paris Hilton
9. Heidi Fleiss
10. Howard Stern

“A lot of the folks on this list are people who are constantly in the news and have nonredeeming qualities,” Mary Ann Farrell, Senior Vice President of Research at E-Poll, says.

[From Hollywood Life]

Okay, I completely understand why Anthony and Simpson are on this list because they’re basically cut out of the same legally-scandalous grain. Also truly reprehensible are Spencer Pratt (and his extremely expensive crystals) and Nadya “Octomom” Suleman because she’s a drain on the taxpayers and acts like such an entitled bitch concerning her own womb. People don’t like Levi Johnston because he’s a reprehensible, deadbeat famewhore and Jesse James because he cheated on and humiliated Sandra Bullock. Naturally, Paris Hilton’s entrance on this list is rather self-explanatory. As to Howard Stern, he loves to be hated, so he’ll probably feel like he accomplished something today. However, do people still care at all about Jon Gosselin or Heidi Fleiss? Their inclusion makes me wonder whether or not the company presented people with a list and asked them to pick which ones they hated the most instead of asking people to name their own suggestions. Pollsters can be so shady like that.

Photos courtesy of WENN

I know it’s mean to laugh and point when someone breaks up right before their wedding, but in some cases it’s really hard not to. Here we have tattoo queen Kat Von D, who very publicly took up with Jesse James after his massive cheating scandal, and mutually proclaimed her love for him.

Well as we’ve heard James probably cheated on Kat too (very predictably) and they broke up before their wedding could happen. On Kat’s show L.A. Ink, filmed before the split, she got a tattoo of James’ childhood face on her ribcage. That was shown on the debut episode this season. When a reporter made it clear that Kat would be asked about the split in an interview, she walked off the set before the interview could happen. So she’s clearly very sensitive about the breakup and not ready to deal with it publicly.

Here’s yet another episode of L.A. Ink in which Kat plans her wedding to Jesse, which of course will never happen. TLC is probably loving this, because it’s the best promotion for the show they could ask for. There’s video below of Kat in an upcoming episode, which airs tonight, talking to her potential wedding dress designers about how she wants “a dress that’s special” and a wedding that trumps her elopement to her first husband.

Kat narrates off camera “Jessie and I, this is perfect. I’ve never felt this profound love for somebody else.” She shows the designers wedding dresses on her computer, and the two designers seem put out because they’re so busy. I hope they didn’t get started on it at all. It would have been hard to figure out what the hell she wanted anyway. Kat first showed them an intricate lace number and then a print by Mucha with a dress that was nothing like the first. She’s ridiculous.

Why the hell is Kat wearing two different colors of eye shadow? She looks ridiculous and like she’s got a bruise on one eye. She also comes across as dumb and naive. I guess you’d have to be to hook up with that guy at this point.

Kat is shown out on 7/29 and on 7/30. She’s with her dad. I hate those white pants, those leggings with the faux lace print and those clunky shoes!

[video via Radar Online]