OMG! This is like Christmas and Thanksgiving and a birthday all rolled into one magnificent sparkly gossip gift. According to People Magazine’s sources, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are done. For now. Maybe. Probably. Definitely. Considering it’s People Mag, I’d say that it’s for real. If you’ve been following the sparkly shenanigans for a while, you know that Rob and Kristen have seemed… off. For a few months at least, although you could argue that they’ve seemed weird since last summer, when she was flagrantly cheating on him with her married director Rupert Sanders. So how did this breakup go down?

Twilight fans may want to sit down for this one. As rumors of relationship trouble continue to swirl, a source tells PEOPLE that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have called it quits after more than three years of dating. Reps for the two could not be reached.

But the source says it would not be surprising if the on-and-off-again pair got back together again.

The news follows online reports that Pattinson ditched out on his 27th birthday plans arranged by Stewart.

Prior to his birthday, the pair appeared to be on and going strong: They were seen in New York together after the Met Gala – and then flew back to Los Angeles together on May 8. They also recently celebrated Stewart’s 23rd birthday together and held hands at Coachella – despite the actress’s cheating scandal with her married Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders last July.

Following the ordeal – which included a public apology from Stewart to Pattinson – the duo reunited less than two months later and appeared to be back to normal.

With the exception of some paparazzi kissing shots and Stewart’s admission of her fling, after which she openly professed her love for Pattinson, the two never publicly addressed their romance.

Stewart was known for playing coy about her relationship in interviews, most recently telling Today’s Savannah Guthrie she likes to “keep ‘em guessing” about her love life.

[From People]

According to Hollywood Life & Entertainmentwise, there were some shenanigans with Rob’s birthday plans? Kristen tried to throw him a low-key pool party with all of their friends but he just wanted to hang out with his dude friends. I also saw something early last week that Kristen had been seen (and photographed) crying while she talked on the phone, apparently pleading with someone on the other end, probably Sparkles. You know what will be fun tonight? Checking in on Twitter to see the meltdown. This should get good.

UPDATE: Us Weekly has basically the same story as People, only they say their source is “close to Pattinson.”

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Here’s my knee-jerk, superficial assessment of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s extracurricular activities: she’s the pot-smoker and he’s the drinker. She always looks and acts stoned and he usually looks like he’s hungover and/or coming off a bender. From what I’ve gathered from Rob’s interviews over the past few years, I think he probably is more into getting boozy rather than getting stoned. And I think if Kristen has a choice between multiple recreations, she’s always going to choose pot. Does this mix make for a good relationship? Probably not. But then again, they’ve made it work this long so maybe they know something we don’t. Or maybe Rob’s drinking is just getting worse and worse and Kristen is in denial?

After Kristen Stewart broke Robert Pattinson’s heart last July by cheating on him, Rob turned to alcohol to drown his sorrows. And now he can’t stop drinking, according to friends.

“Rob was a complete mess over Kristen’s cheating and began drinking to numb the heartbreak,” says a close source. “Rob doesn’t just drink with friends while out, he drinks by himself at home and always reeks of alcohol.”

His friends became worried last year, but little did they know it would only get worse once he reunited with Kristen. Insiders say that Rob has not stopped drinking, and he and Kristen have been going on late-night binges together, often staying out until 7 am.

“His friends are so scared for his health, they’re trying to figure out a way to help him.

Rob has become so dependent that he now brings vodka on set, where he drinks it all day long while working.

“He even has plans to open up an exclusive bar on Cahuenga Blvd. in Hollywood, where he can party in peace and not have to worry if anyone’s watching.”

“Kristen doesn’t try to help Rob, because she doesn’t see a problem with the drinking. Everyone thinks they have a very unhealthy relationship. The best thing that could happen for Rob would be to ditch Kristen and stop drinking – to save not only his acting career but his life.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

The thing about his drinking vodka while he’s working… well, I hope that’s not true. That’s a really, really bad sign. But I’ve always thought that “drinking alone” was one of the most overblown “indicators” of a drinking problem. Sometimes you just want to sit in your house alone and have a drink, you know? You’re not driving, you’re not making a fool out of yourself publicly, you’re just getting your drink on in private and who cares? Now, does Rob have a drinking problem? God knows. He’s been looking mostly sober-ish lately, but that doesn’t mean anything. Gossip Cop spoke to a “source very close to Rob” who says that this story is crap. But I do think that if Rob and Kristen’s relationship has taught us anything, it’s that they’re both self-destructive in completely different ways.

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Sometimes I change my mind about certain dresses or strong “looks” after the first rush of judgment. I will soften and, as time passes, a look that I hated at first glance will grow on me. That’s not happening at all with this Stella McCartney onesie that Kristen Stewart wore to the Met Gala. If anything, this shiz is MORE hideous to me now than when I first covered it. Plus, I’m seeing it in different angles now and OMG DIAPER. The whole mid-section and crotch of this thing is totally FUBAR. It’s not even that Kristen is the one wearing it – it’s just an awful onesie.

Anyway, Kristen doesn’t have a whole lot going for her these days. I mean, sure, she’s still young and attractive and richer than all of us will ever know. But her career has significantly faltered and her Twihard fanbase seems to be outgrowing her as we speak. And now this – Reader’s Digest just conducted an interesting poll to determine the “least” and “most” trusted movie stars in America. Kristen is the least trusted movie star. Full stop. People distrust her more than they distrust TOM CRUISE.

According to a “100 Most Trusted People in America” nationwide poll conducted by Reader’s Digest, Kristen Stewart is the least trusted movie star in America.

Reader’s Digest compiled a list of more than 200 American opinion shapers, leaders and headline makers from 15 highly influential professions and presented it to more than 1,000 Americans (a representative sample of adults living in the United States), asking them to rank each name on how trustworthy they thought each individual was. Trustworthiness was determined by “integrity and character, exceptional talent, drive to personal excellence, internal moral compass, message, honesty and leadership.”

According to their results, Stewart received the lowest trust score (24%) amongst all of the movie stars who made the list, despite her status as one of the highest-paid stars in Hollywood.

And who’s the least trusted male star who made the list?

Tom Cruise, who scored just 27 percent.

Not surprisingly, popular celebs Tom Hanks and Sandra Bullock received the highest scores (65% and 63% respectively), with Denzel Washington and Meryl Streep not trailing far behind (62% and 61%).

[From Entertainment Tonight]

The Tom Cruise thing is interesting because even if you hate Scientology and you think Tom basically condones slave labor, he is without question a movie star and people are still going to see his films. I guess you could make the same argument for Kristen though – even with the Mini Coopering, the sulking, the slouching, the lip-biting and all of the inanities that come out of her mouth, people still go see (some of) her movies. So while people don’t trust her – at all, apparently – they’re still interested enough in her to see her movies?

Incidentally, what I find weird is that Kristen’s Mini-Coopering really didn’t hurt her that much with women, although maybe the effect will be a slow-burn. But all the women who liked Kristen pre-Mini-Coopering still like her for the most part. I still wonder how Kristen managed to weather that controversy with everyone throwing pity parties for her instead of Liberty Ross.

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HAHAHAHAHA. OMG. Oh, this is just too funny. First of all, Kristen Stewart went to the Met Gala last night… and Robert Pattinson did NOT. There were widespread rumors and reports that this would be their first non-Twilight red carpet together, but it looks like Rob didn’t give a f—k. Which is kind of funny because Rob just got an incredibly lucrative contract with Dior, and I bet Dior would have loved to have on the carpet too.

But here’s something else funny: Kristen is the star of her second ad campaign with Balenciaga. Balenciaga just hired Alexander Wang as their head designer, and Wang is definitely Team Liberty Ross. So Kristen didn’t even both wearing Balenciaga on the carpet. She wore this FUG FUG FUG Stella McCartney jumpsuit. OMG. I know a lot of you are like “No, Marchesa will always be the pinnacle of all that is awful in the fashion industry” and while you make a valid point, Stella McCartney is the worst. Always. She’s worse because A-list celebrities treat her fashion sense like it’s not terrible. Anyway, Kristen’s onesie is terrible, of course. It looks like she’s wearing a diaper. OH AND STOP SLOUCHING.

And because they are the same (!!), here’s Ashley Greene in Marchesa. YES. This is terrible too, obviously. But somehow I don’t think it’s WORSE than what Kristen is slouching around in.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have both been friends with Katy Perry for a few years. They go clubbing together, they hang out together at awards shows, and I think Kristen is really close friends with Katy’s assistant or something. Given that so many people are just waiting for Rob and Kristen to finally be OVER, do you think Katy Perry could play a part in a potential Robsten demise? Well, Rob has apparently been in and out of NYC recently and he’s been spending a lot of time with Katy. Just the two of them. Hunh.

“Twilight” heartthrob Robert Pattinson spent some of the weekend hanging out with Katy Perry. The actor was spotted dining with Perry and two other girls at Gemma on Friday night. One diner told us, “Robert was with Perry and two other girls. He had a glass of red wine and a salad and was laughing a lot with Katy.” Pattinson was also spotted last week at the Bowery Ballroom with Perry to see indie band Daughter, then the pair headed to the Spot Lounge at the Trump Soho. However it has been reported that he is expected to attend tonight’s Met Gala with on-again/off-again love Kristen Stewart. His rep didn’t get back to us.

[From Page Six]

I should say, rumors about Sparkles and Katy are nothing new. Shortly after she and Russell Brand got divorced, there were stories about her setting her sights on Rob. Then after Kristen Stewart got Mini Cooper’d, there were some stories about Katy and Rob too. But, as I said, they are legitimately friends. My take: if Rob would just leave Kristen for good, Katy would be all over that. But would Rob be into it? Maybe that’s why he’s spending so much one-on-one time with her now – he’s exploring his options? Could be. God, I am so looking forward to being yelled at by Twihards today.

PS… I can’t wait to see what Balenciaga fuggery Kristen wears at the Met Gala. And I can’t wait to see if Sparkles is there and if they walk the carpet together.

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After Robert Pattinson “rushed” back to LA last week, nothing much happened. The story about Kristen Stewart maybe being seen with Rupert Sanders was BS (I guess) but it didn’t stop Rob from being swarmed by paparazzi in NYC on the day the false reports came out. But it didn’t seem like Rob and Kristen were too upset by it, of course. There were photos of them out together a few days ago – like, they were getting some late-night munchies or something. Maybe that’s Kristen’s big secret? Rob will never break up with her as long as they’re both high. But it does seem like Rob has flown out of LA again, so take that however you want.

Meanwhile, for the second year in a row Kristen Stewart has been named the “Best Dressed Woman in the World”. Yeah. I know. The list was compiled by the Twihards at Glamour UK, and I guess it’s notable because Duchess Kate is not number one. Neither is Emma Watson. I’m always surprised when some meaningless UK publication declares an American to be their #1 anything. But it’s especially weird when it’s Kristen Stewart and I don’t consider her anything special in the style department.

She often seems happier in scruffy jeans and trainers than a posh frock. But it seems Kristen Stewart still has a few fashion lessons for her British contemporaries. The tomboy American actress has been declared the world’s best-dressed woman, ahead of Harry Potter star Emma Watson and the Duchess of Cambridge. It is the second year in a row Miss Stewart has topped the annual fashion list compiled by Glamour magazine.

The 23-year-old Twilight star was praised for her ‘personal rock-chick style’. Although she sometimes embraces high fashion on the red carpet, she often dresses down in her free time.

She once admitted she can sometimes be found wanting in the fashion stakes, saying: ‘I go outside, and I’m wearing a funky T-shirt and my hair is dirty, and people say, ‘‘What’s wrong with her? She needs to invest in a hairbrush’’.

Miss Watson, also 23, remained in second place. In recent years she has ditched her innocent image as a child star with a series of sultry photoshoots and risqué film roles.

The Duchess of Cambridge moved up one place to third. The 31-year-old royal has been praised for her demure outfits during her pregnancy. Her sister Pippa Middleton jumped 32 places to 15. Also in the top five were Spider-Man star Emma Stone and singer Taylor Swift. Other names in the top 50 include Kate Moss, Keira Knightley and actress Lily Collins, daughter of Phil.

Glamour’s 50 best-dressed women of 2013 appears in the June issue of the magazine, out on May 6.

[From The Mail]

Sometimes I try to put myself in the mindset of a teenage girl who may or may not be a Twihard and I try to make sense of this kind of stuff. When I was a teenager, I worshipped Winona Ryder, Tori Amos and Emma Thompson. For this generation of teenagers, is Kristen their Winona? Is that how I should think of it? Because back in the 1990s, Winona was a BIG deal style-wise. She wore vintage to the Oscars, she wore Johnny Depp’s t-shirts on magazine covers and she knew the value of great tailoring. I can see how I might defend Kristen’s style if I was a teenager, but as an adult… I really can’t. I keep waiting for her to figure it out, for her to find her style vision. But she’s too high to figure it out.

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Here are some new photos of Robert Pattinson in New York City yesterday. Apparently, he was “swarmed” by photographers as soon as he walked out of his hotel. I would imagine that he gets swarmed whenever he’s in New York, but maybe it was a little bit extra yesterday given that story (which has sort-of been disproven, maybe) about Kristen Stewart maybe meeting up with Rupert Sanders at her favorite Mexican restaurant. Worst case scenario: Rob’s girlfriend is still boning some dude on the side. Best case scenario: Kristen’s favorite Mexican restaurant has a valet who looks just like Rupert Sanders and Kristen drives the same car (a black Acura) as Rupert. Which is worse?!

It looks like Rob is carrying his duffel bag, which is what he was carrying at LAX on Sunday. Did he only stay in New York for a few days? Did he rush home to LA to see Kristen and confront her about her trampire tryst with a valet?! Where is the Twihard Proof?!!?!!?

Here’s something interesting – despite the fact that Nicolas Ghesquiere was fired from Balenciaga two seconds after he hired Kristen to represent Balenciaga’s perfume (what a failure that was), Kristen is still allowed to attend the Met Gala this year. Kristen has confirmed for the biggest fashion event of the year (it’s in less than two weeks!). So, will Rob be her date? Have they ever walked a non-Twilight red carpet together? Will they start at the Met Gala? That would be awesome. I’m not even joking. I would love to see that.

(Sidenote: He has millions of dollars – why not invest in a nice piece of luggage? It doesn’t have to be Louis Vuitton or anything, but he travels like a college student.)

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You know how Robert Pattinson left LA on Sunday? We covered those photos yesterday – after spending some time with his girlfriend Kristen Stewart in LA, Sparkles is back on the road, probably working on another film. Kristen, meanwhile, doesn’t have a lot going on career-wise. So she was sitting around, bored and stoned, and she might have called her ex-lover Rupert Sanders right after Rob left town. I’m not even joking.

GO HERE or HERE to see the sketchy X17 photos – they show Kristen with some girlfriends outside of Malo Taqueria (a Mexican restaurant), and a black Acura pulls up right in front of Kristen. The driver looks JUST LIKE Rupert, and Rupert owns a black Acura. Kristen gets into the car. And hopefully they got a hotel room or something, instead of doing it in the back of the Acura or whatever.

There are some questions as to when these photos were taken, but I guess X17 is claiming that they were taken late Sunday night. So if this is Rupert in the photos, that means Kristen said goodbye to Rob and then just a few hours later, she was in Rupert’s arms and she was letting him Mini-Cooper her in the Acura. Girl… WTF? If she gets caught cheating on Rob AGAIN, that really will be SO DAMAGING. It will damage her career, it will damage her image and for the love of God, I hope it will be enough to make Rob finally dump her for good.

Fun fact: Robert Pattinson hosted Kristen’s most recent birthday party at this same restaurant. YIKES.

UPDATE: OMG!!!!!!!!!!! I love all of the TWIHARD PROOF-ing going on in the comments. As it turns out, the Twihards are doing their due diligence on these photos, and Gossip Cop has “debunked” the story (although I don’t think GC’s debunking makes much sense, but whatever). I must remember to go to the Twihard Laboratory to bring you the most untainted DNA evidence of this story. It might not be Rupert Sanders in the photos. But really… this is just FUNNY.

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were photographed separately over the weekend! OH NO. That must mean that they’re breaking up!!! Twihards, pay attention! Only your sparkle-covered prayers can reunite them! Yeah. Kristen was photographed in LA, driving her mom’s Toyota pickup truck, presumably running errands or something. Rob was spotted at LAX yesterday, carrying his own bag and looking pretty scruffy. He’s either going to film Mission Blacklist or Queen of the Desert. I don’t know? He just wrapped on The Rover a few weeks ago, right? So he spent several weeks in LA, reconnecting with his Trampire and now he’s leaving her again. Hope she doesn’t get bored. Maybe that’s why she’s driving the truck? More room to spread out if you want to bang a married director on the flat-bed.

Meanwhile, have you heard all of these idiotic stories about how “hot” Rob’s new Dior ads are going to be? All of the tabloids keep playing it like Rob and a bevy of hot models are basically having an intense orgy in a commercial, and that Kristen is really upset about it. Does anyone believe any part of that? A source told The Mirror:

“Rob has had to explain he was in an extremely difficult position when the advert was shot and that he didn’t mean to go as far as he did. But Kristen said she didn’t blame him after what happened. She said she would have done the same thing considering what she did behind his back. Kristen’s yet to see the advert’s final cut, but she’s been prepped by Rob ahead of its release.”

“It’s going to be the biggest and most talked about advert of the year – especially with all the Twihards clambering over each other to see the finished result. The advert is sexually charged. Robert is topless for part of it and kissing the model with tongues. He looks very much into the girl he stars alongside. Rob and the model are in a swimming pool making out and he’s seen giving her a blow-back with a cigarette at one stage, too. The advert was shot when news of Kristen’s affair was released and Rob agreed to sex things up. There are scenes where Rob is chasing the model around town wearing a mixture of Dior jackets, shirts and suits – and there’s clearly a lot of chemistry between them. There’s also one scene where R-Patz takes part in a foursome and writhes around in bed with three models in various states of undress. But nobody is sure whether this will make the final cut. It’s a no-holds-barred advert and very sexy for a fashion house like Dior.

“Kristen will be livid when she sees the advert. Dior are thrilled with it however because they know how controversial it’s going to be. It’s the talk of the fashion world right now and has been one of the most eagerly awaited adverts for years.”

[via The Mirror]

Yeah. I guess the Dior people are putting that out, hoping that a bunch of teenage Twihards are going to get all hot and bothered at the thought of shirtless Rob in bed with a bunch of models? While I think Rob is pretty and he seems like a sweet guy, he has the sex appeal of a turnip. I would imagine the Dior commercials will TRY to make him seem like a sex God, but I have significant doubts as to whether he’ll be able to pull it off.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

Remember in the immediate wake of Kristen Stewart’s Mini-Coopering Debacle, when “industry analysts” claimed that the scandal would probably help her career? Yeah. Not so much. Kristen has been struggling to sign on to quality projects, and a few of the films she has signed on for seem to be stuck in development hell.

Last November, Kristen signed on to a film called Focus, which was supposed to be about an older male con artist teaching the art of the grift to a young female con artist. Kristen wanted to play the young grifter, and Ben Affleck signed on to play the older grifter. It was hilarious because Ben was in the midst of his Happy Family Fun-Times Oscar Campaign, trotting out his wife and kids on a near-daily basis to promote Argo and shill for his Oscar. The Trampire would have ruined that image a little bit (or a lot), and within hours of Ben and Kristen’s association, there were stories about Jennifer Garner being super-pissed. So, a week later, Ben pulled out of the film. And now Will Smith has signed on… and Kristen pulled out…?

Will Smith may have found his next project — he is in final talks to star in the Warner Bros. con artist pic “Focus.” Kristen Stewart was attached to also star in the pic but when Smith became engaged in the project, Stewart fell off with the feeling that the age difference between the two would be too large a gap.

Smith had been weighing the film for some time and has committed to joining it. Written and directed by Glenn Ficarra and John Requa, who helmed “Crazy, Stupid, Love” for the studio, the story follows an inexperienced female con artist who teams up with a more seasoned male one. Denise DiNovi will produce.

It’s a sign of positive forward movement for Warners, which has been trying to get the project made since Ficarra and Requa brought them the script early last year. The original idea was to reteam “Crazy Stupid Love” co-stars Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone for the leads, but when Gosling’s schedule could not be worked out, Warners began looking at other candidates.

Sources say the studio loves the script but knew it would be tough to greenlight without a top-tier actor, so it began courting leads such as Brad Pitt and Ben Affleck. Affleck came close but earlier commitments got in the way.

[From Variety]

Age difference? Ben Affleck is 40 years old. Will Smith is 44 years old. Kristen is 23 years old. There’s not a huge difference between 40 and 44, at least to me. Besides that, I’m not entirely convinced that the film is a love story? Maybe it is, though – if it’s from the writers of Crazy, Stupid, Love, it’s probably a romance and it’s probably kind of awful. I really disliked that film and most of its problems came from a poorly-written script. So, why did Kristen really drop out? Here are your choices:

1. She really wanted to Mini Cooper Ben Affleck, and she’s just disappointed.

2. She’s racist!

3. She realizes that the script isn’t all that awesome after all.

4. She didn’t want to roll with closet-Xenu’s minion Will Smith.

5. The producers are just letting her save face by saying she’s pulled out when really they want to recast the part with a better actress.

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