Here is Priscilla Presley at the opening of “Viva Elvis” (the Cirque du Soleil show) in Las Vegas two days ago. Now, I know Priscilla has done crap to her face in the past, but she got something new done for this big appearance, right? Just a few weeks ago, she still looked jack, but you could still see part of her old, human face. Now she looks like she’s wearing some kind of death mask.

What I don’t understand is how she thinks she looks okay? After the bandages come off, why didn’t she contact her lawyers to sue the ass of her quack plastic surgeon? Oh, and I also don’t get her lips. It’s like everything is completely hard on her face, and her puffy, augmented lips are about to break off into their own little puffy island chain. Gah!

Here’s more from ‘Cilla about the “Viva Elvis” show:

The inspiration for the new Cirque du Soleil show at the ARIA Resort & Casino in Las Vegas is Elvis and his love of comic books, superheroes and amusement parks.

“What it brings back is the energy of when Elvis first appeared, or whenever he was coming here to appear for a show,” Priscilla tells Mark. “He loved the intimacy, he loved being able to connect with his audience, and he loved to see their eyes. You know, he was the ultimate performer. He was there for his audience and he truly came alive.”

The production will pay tribute to Elvis’ music and life, fusing dance and acrobatics, live music and iconic tracks, nostalgia and modernity, high technology and raw emotion. From the larger-than-life statue, to the wigs worn by the cast, the trademark shades and the jumpsuits, the show will be in Elvis’ image: powerful, sexy, whimsical and truly unique.

“Elvis Presley: Viva Elvis” will premiere at the new ARIA Resort & Casino in Las Vegas on February 19, 2010. It is just a part of the year-long celebration of Elvis’ 75th birthday, which will begin on January 7, 2010 at Graceland.

[From Entertainment Tonight]

I have another question, and it’s not about the Elvis on stilts – how is it that the Church of Scientology can think psychiatry and psychology are the devil’s work, but they’re A-okay with massive amounts of plastic surgery? Xenu doesn’t have a policy on death masks or lip plumpers? Yeah… that’s all I’ve got!

Thanks to Dlisted for noticing these photos!

Priscilla Presley at the Cirque du Soleil opening of ‘Viva Elvis’ At Aria Resort & Casino in Las Vegas on December 15, 2009. Credit: WENN.

The National Enquirer has a new article this week that shows that homewreckers come in all ages and packages – from the young and nubile to the surgically ageless and calculating. Priscilla Presley, 63, is said to be in an adulterous relationship with English producer and choreographer Nigel Lythgoe, 59, best known in the US as a judge on the talent show “So You Think You Can Dance.” Priscilla’s new boyfriend is also an executive producer of “American Idol.” Nigel is said to be torn between Priscilla and his wife of 34 years, with whom he has two adult sons. Nigel and his wife won’t reconcile if Priscilla has any say in it though:

For more than a year, Priscilla has been in an on-and-off romance with “So You Think You Can Dance” judge Nigel Lythgoe. Nigel’s estranged wife has been fighting to win him back, and at times he has indicated that he’s open to a reconciliation.

Now it is as if Priscilla has a message for her boyfriend’s estranged wife Bonnie: “I’ve got him.”

Priscilla recently told a pal: “He’s not going back to his wife.”

Priscilla… kept [their] relationship low profile until recently. On August 3, she took [Nigel] to daughter Lisa Marie’s baby shower in Los Angeles and introduced him as her new boyfriend, said the pal.

“Up until that time, they had tried to keep the romance a secret because Nigel was torn between Priscilla and Bonnie,” the friend said.

Nigel and Bonnie, who have two sons together, separated early last year, not long after he met Priscilla at a charity fundraiser at her Los Angeles home on October 6, 2006. It was just months after Priscilla had split with her boyfriend of 22 years, Marco Garibaldi.

[From The National Enquirer print edition, September 22, 2008]

Priscilla Presley was a contestant on “Dancing With The Stars” – not the show that Lythgoe works on, this spring and was eliminated in the fifth episode.

TMZ reported in late July that Priscilla and Nigel were seen making out at a restaurant in LA.

The way The Enquirer tells it Priscilla was instrumental in breaking up Nigel’s long marriage. It’s possible she was just around at the right time, though, kind of like Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty.

Priscilla and Nigel are shown outside a restaurant after celebrating her grandson Benjamin’s birthday on 10/21/07. Credit: PRJ/Fame Pictures. Lythgoe is also shown below at the Tropic Thunder premiere on 8/11/08. Credit: David Gabber / PR Photos

Lisa Marie Presley is the latest celebrity to join the twin trend. I was desperate to have them, reducing my fat pregnant prison sentences by nine months, and now we’ve got people popping them out all over Hollywood. For Lisa Marie, the source of the twins is no mystery since they run on both sides of her family:

The singer’s mother, Priscilla Presley, has confirmed her daughter is expecting a double bundle of joy this autumn.

Priscilla reveals, “She wanted it really to be kept a secret for a long time, and I think women should, because they should be able to announce what they’re having and when it’s time to make the announcement.”

The new arrivals will follow a family tradition – Lisa Marie’s rock legend dad, Elvis, was a twin, and Priscilla has twin brothers.

San Francisco Chronicle

I wouldn’t call twins a ‘family tradition’ when it is really more genetics. With twins on both sides of the family I’m surprised that Lisa Marie hasn’t had twins during one of her previous pregnancies. She has a 19-year old daughter Dannielle and a 16-year-old son Benjamin from her first marriage. She is currently married to music producer Michael Lockwood.

I’m not sure how Lisa Marie feels about her mother blabbing all around town that she’s having twins, I have a family member who can’t keep his mouth shut, so now he’s always the last to know news. I want to tell people myself! Priscilla has in the past sort-of confirmed the twins to paparazzi. I think she’s just very excited – it must be nice to have new grandbabies when your others are getting all grown up.

I’m not sure when Lisa Marie is due to have her babies but it must be getting close as Pink threw her a baby shower last weekend, and it is six months since the news of her pregnancy was confirmed.

Other celebrity mothers to have twins or announce twin pregnancies include Jennifer Lopez, Rebecca Romijn, Marcia Cross, Julia Roberts, Angelina Jolie and Holly Hunter.

Lisa Marie Presley is shown on 4/7/08 outside Madeo restaurant with husband Michael Lockwood. Credit: WENN

Everyone who’s seen Priscilla Presley in the last few years has had one question: What the hell happened to her face? Priscilla has always been a beautiful woman, but lately her face has looked frightening and plastic- much like the face of socialite infamous Jocelyn Wildenstein, better known as “The Cat Lady.” TMZ reports that Priscilla was the victim of a scam artist who claimed his injections were better than Botox, when in fact they were just low-grade silicone.

TMZ has learned Priscilla Presley is the victim of a botched cosmetic procedure. What’s worse — it was at the hands of a gigolo who was sent to prison for perpetrating an injectable scam on Hollywood’s elite

Priscilla, whose face looks … strange on “Dancing with the Stars,” went to Dr. Daniel Serrano around 2003. Serrano was a good-looking doc from Argentina who hooked into Hollywood’s social A-list and started giving them what he claimed were miracle injections that worked better than Botox.

In fact, Serrano was injecting industrial, low-grade silicone similar to what’s used to lubricate auto parts in Argentina into the faces of these women. Several women, including Shawn King, Larry’s wife, and Diane Richie, Lionel’s wife at the time, held injection parties in their homes, with Serrano needling them with the non-FDA approved drug that he had smuggled in to the U.S. Shawn King has said the injections created a lump in her lip that made it difficult to speak and drink liquids. Serrano charged between $300 and $500 a pop.

But wait, it gets worse. Serrano wasn’t even a licensed doc in the U.S. The injections caused lumps, paralysis and holes in the faces of some of the women (and some men) he injected.

Serrano, who was nicknamed Dr. Jiffy Lube, was indicted by the Feds for smuggling drugs, and the conspiracy and use of unapproved drugs. He was convicted, and last week he was released and is currently being investigated by federal immigration officials and could be deported.

BTW, Diane Richie was also indicted as an accomplice. She pled out and was placed on probation.

As for Priscilla — who had no idea she was being injected with silicone — we’re told she’s undergoing corrective work.

[From TMZ]

Paralysis and holes in your face? Damn! I wish Priscilla had spoken with natural aging advocate Jamie Lee Curtis before she hired this clown to ruin her face. She was a beautiful woman and didn’t need any enhancement whatsoever, and now she looks like a sideshow freak. I’d bet if she had this to do over again, she would have been happy with her natural born face– wrinkles and all.

Note by Celebitchy: You can get a good facelift and not look like a cat person with pinched eyes. It’s just a matter of letting the surgery settle and not getting constant botox and restylane touch ups. That’s awful that Presley was injected with industrial silicone! How dreadful for her. Even though she looks freaky and is a Scientologist, I still like her. The 62-year-old is also doing great on “Dancing With The Stars.” Here are clips of Priscilla on DWTS from this week and last.

Dancing with the Stars Week 1 Priscilla Presley

Dancing with the Stars Week 2 Priscilla Presley

And here’s a link to the judge’s reaction on week 2.

Priscilla Presley may have been tricked by those questions the paparazzi throw at celebrities when they’re on their way somewhere. A clip shown on TMZ TV has a photographer asking the “Dancing with The Stars” contestant “How do you feel about Lisa having twins?” and she answers “It feels great!”

The rumor that Lisa Marie was having twins was first reported in Star Magazine and picked up by other outlets. It was never confirmed or acknowledged by Lisa.

Priscilla’s daughter Lisa Marie was upset after initial media reports called her fat when she was first photographed earlier in this month. She sued the Daily Mail for their nasty article comparing her to her bloated father before his death and called the media “like a pack of coyotes circling their prey whilst eerily howling with delight.” She has since blogged that she is happy with the support she received after that incident, saying “Your overwhelming support has not gone unnoticed. It has been heart warming to see. It has made me very happy.”

Priscilla Presley performed extremely well on her first week on “Dancing with The Stars.” She did a foxtrox with with her partner Louis that was fluid and elegant and drew praise from the judges. It’s got to be an exciting time for the 62 year-old Scientologist. She may have two more grandchildren arriving at once and it looks like she’s going to be on “Dancing With The Stars” for a few more weeks.

Here’s a clip of Priscilla on “Dancing With The Stars”

And the clip of Priscilla confirming her daughter’s pregnancy:

Lisa Marie Presley and Priscilla Presley are shown on at the William S. Paley TV Festival – Elvis 68 Comeback Special on the 40th Anniversary on 3/14/08, thanks to PRPhotos.