I hate Bush probably more than the next person, and I seriously went to Washington five times while I lived in the states to protest that asshole bombing Iraq in the quest for world corporate domination, (go ahead and flame me, I rarely talk about politics here) but even I think this is dumb.

Barbra Streisand pissed everyone off at her recent NY concert by making them sit through a boring skit and duet she did with a Bush lookalike. When hecklers told her what they thought about paying big bucks to hear her sing and being forced to watch a contrived dialogue, she lost her cool and told them to fuck off:

Here’s a quick video of Barbra’s appearance with the Bush lookalike. The Bush guy says “I’ve got an iPod at home, it just says ‘Babs’” Uh, yeah, that’s really hip of you Barbra. This is just a clip and does not include Babs getting pissed off or talking at length with the guy, but there are chairs on the stage so they probably settled in afterwards for a thrilling heart to heart.

In contrast, I heard that Bruce Springsteen just used some quick sound bites of Bush talking about WMDs like he was psychic to justify the war. Madonna got heat for showing some visuals comparing Bush with Hitler, but at least she didn’t waste concert-goers time with a skit. And of course George Michael pulled out a giant blow up doll of Bush getting blown by an English Bulldog to mixed results.

There are cooler, more subtle ways to make your political opinions known, but Babs is just old and unaware of how to pull it off without looking like an idiot.

I couldn’t find the “fuck off” video on iFilm or YouTube yet. Once it hits the video sharing sites I’ll post it here.

Update: The guy who heckled Babs at her show may have been a “right wing plant,” but I still think it was dumb of her to respond and to do that played-out skit in the first place.

Thanks to the excellent snarky blog Rhymes with Snitch for this story I haven’t seen anywhere else. The night Paris Hilton flashed her ass in a too-short dress while dancing on a table at Janet Jackson’s birthday party at Tao (despite the fact that she claims to never dance on tables and there are even more recent pictures to the contrary,) she decided to serenade everyone at 3 AM with a drunken “Stars are Blind.”

Janet was understandably outraged and got the hell out of there immediately, taking 30 of her friends with her:

Paris often sings her own songs badly while wasted out at clubs, and she probably had no clue that she was doing anything wrong by warbling at an established pop artist’s joint birthday party and CD celebration.

Despite news that Janet Jackson’s new album is relatively tanking on the charts and may help sink her boyfriend Jermaine Dupri’s career at Virgin Records, she shopped for a $30 million dollar apartment in Manhattan last week, and claimed that Jermaine needed a huge closet because he has more shoes than she does.

Meanwhile Paris is still considered a scourge on the entertainment industry. Meatloaf has joined Jenny McCarthy in claiming that he plans to haunt Paris Hilton after he dies. And predictably, Paris was voted the top overexposed celebrity that people want to see less of. With that news, here are absolutely no pictures of Paris.

Page Six reports that philandering K-Fed, who is currently partying in Vegas with random women while his wife tends to their one year-old and newborn child, stands to get much more money then everyone assumes if he leaves Britney.

There was a story K-Fed gets more money in the pre-nup for each child he fathers with Britney, and that may explain why she got knocked up again so soon, and why his settlement stands to be this large if he leaves her.

How long do you think it will take K-Fed to blow through $10 million? The guy has a custom Ferrari worth more than a quarter of a million dollars, a Maserati worth at least six figures, and a $30,000 watch. There was a story that Britney gave K-Fed her no-limit Amex card last month to show him how stupid and gullible she is for trusting him. Maybe he used it to order this terrible pendant he’s wearing.

Things seemed rough but patched up recently for these two, as Britney has been supporting Kevin’s ridiculous music career by introducing him at the Teen Choice Awards and lending her vocals to a track on his new album. Now that K-Fed is partying in Vegas and being so aggressive with the paparrazi it seems like their relationship is just as bad as was rumored earlier in the year.

Here’s K-Fed partying it up in Vegas. As D-Listed points out, that stupid custom bling looks like a Pepperidge Farm Chessman cookie. It probably cost enough to feed a small village in Africa for a year. Pictures from BreatheHeavy.com and taken by X17.

Update: The tattoo of a stylized “F” on K-Fed’s left arm is new, and is said to stand for Kevin’s Federation records. [via]

A Dutch priest used his home phone to call in a bomb threat for a Madonna concert in Amsterdam and was easily caught. Police realized right away that the threat was a hoax and Madonna got more publicity for her tired gimmick making fun of the old Christian boys’ network.

Madonna gets rich off the same schtick for 20 years, and these dumb old priests just play into her hands.

Here she is outside the gym in one of her gorgeous tracksuits and baseball hats. Her husband, the hapless Guy Richie, is also shown after working out. [via]

Clueless “Nip/Tuck” star Kelly Carlson places the blame on Christopher Reeve for the horseriding accident that left him paralyzed. She could have left the beloved recently departed actor out of her lecture on how to best ride a horse, but instead she decided to bring him up, knowing she would invite controversy and publicity:

Just because you know horses doesn’t mean that Christopher Reeve had it coming! The best drivers get in accidents, and any number of things can go wrong. What a stupid, arrogant thing to say. She didn’t just say he probably did something wrong, she went and explained his mistake in detail as if she was there and saw it all. Even on the off chance that she’s right there’s no reason to bring it up and what good does it do! I hope this woman’s career completely tanks now. Now that it’s on Page Six, you know that she’s going to release a rambling statement completely backtracking on everything she said and claiming it was taken out of context.

Christopher Reeve and his wife Dana, who worked tirelessly for his charity until her death, are both departed. They leave behind a teenage son who is said to be under Robin Williams’ guardianship. (I hope he’s ok now that Williams is in rehab.)

Britney has scheduled a C-Section for her second child - to take place on little Sean Preston’s birthday, September 14th. She’s also planning on calling the baby “Jailynn” in honor of her parents and her sister.

Now doesn’t that take a special day away from her current child, who is already getting a sibling at the tender age of one? It seems like a pretty dumb move on Britney’s part if it’s true. She’s having a scheduled C-Section, so surely she could have gone a few days before or after Sean Preston’s birthday. The little guy deserves to have his own birthday.

Not only is he subject to Britney’s poor (but well-intentioned) parenting, now he’s getting his damn birthday downgraded too. It just doesn’t seem fair to either baby.

Here is Britney nurishing her unborn child with some Taco Bell. Her companion seems to enjoy fast food as well. Thanks to BreatheHeavy and X17 for these photos.

I would say that Britney is trying to poke fun at herself with this ridiculous cowboy hat with the words “Country Girl” on it in the font used for Cracker Barrel restaurants, but given the jewelry and dress combination it’s unlikely. She has that dress in about five different colors, so it’s not like it’s a one-time oversight.

Britney and K-Fed are the Gen-Y Beverly Hillbillies. They have lots of money but no clue. In Kevin’s case he’s trying to prove that he has credibility by parroting the superficial aspects of a culture that completely rejects him. Britney is trying to give her country background some Hollywood style by grossly overaccessorizing. Both of them suffer from a lack of subtlety and no clear identity or sense of purpose.

Kevin has now landed a gig on CSI. Britney was the one who said she wanted to act after that god-awful performance on “Will and Grace,” but now she supposedly wants to sing and dance again. Kevin wanted to “rap,” but maybe after that debacle at the Teen Choice Awards he’s trying to diversify:

Actually, it’s not such a big deal to get a guest spot on CSI. There was a drug addict kid on Dr. Phil’s show a couple of seasons ago. He cleaned up for like a month, and said his dream was to act, so Dr. Phil was able to land him a walk-in role on CSI:Miami. Now who do you think is more deserving of a guest role on primetime TV, Kevin Federline or a former drug addict who cleaned up his act?

Pictures of Britney in that god-awful outfit are after the jump.

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Us Weeky has the highlights from Paris Hilton’s new interview in Blender magazine, and they’re hilarious. She “f’in hates” when fans touch her, cries when listening to her own album, and reveals that her baby-doll act and insane ambition were inspired by her narcissistic grandmother.

The best part, though, is that her mom Kathy told her that acne scars were caused by giving oral sex. At age 19, Paris supposedly believed her:

Maybe Pink believes this too, and that’s why she thinks blowjobs are gross.

Is it surprising that at the age of 19 Paris was as gullibe and uninformed about sex as the average grade school student? Maybe she wouldn’t be as successful if she wasn’t that stupid. It’s a good thing for her that she never finished high school.

Here are some pictures of Paris at an in-store appearance at Best Buy on August 18th and in Blender Magazine.

Thanks to Gossipin for the tip, and to Hollywoods Best for these photos.

I’ve come to the conclusion that British celebrities are dumber in love than their American counterparts. This is a gross overgeneralization based on Jude Law and Sienna Miller’s foolish on-again off-again relationship, and Kate Moss’ inexplicable draw to drug-addled Jaguar-wrecking Babyshambles frontman Pete Doherty. Just last week Pete had to resort to getting an implant in his stomach to help him kick his love of most every type of drug, and that’s good enough for lonely Kate, who was seen making out with him in public. Hopefully he took her money to get his nasty teeth fixed.

On Pete and Kate’s big night out Pete was seen puking in a women’s bathroom before wrecking the stage while performing with his band. Britian’s Sunday Mirror says that taking drugs with a drug implant in your stomach will do that to ‘ya:

It will take more than a little device or drug scandal to change Pete and Kate.