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Aug 16
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Tila Tequila attacked on stage during concert

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Tila Tequila was pelted with bottles, rocks and feces while performing at a gathering of the Juggalos, or Insane Clown Posse fans, in Hardin County, Illinois. Somehow Tila was singing or rapping I guess you would call it, and was targeted by the crowd. TMZ has video (audio is NSFW) that seems to support her claims about how she was injured. You can see bottles and stuff flying nonstop toward the stage. She also shared photos of her injuries to TMZ. This isn’t the first time Tila has shown bruises of injuries, but her last story didn’t have as much evidence behind it as this one does. I’m sorry to put it that way, but given this girl’s history my first instinct is to doubt her. Sadly she seems to be telling the truth. TMZ even has the county sheriff backing her up. It was a rough situation that went overboard and could have resulted in much more serious injuries.

Here’s Tila’s statement to TMZ:

According to Tila, she took the stage at the Gathering of the Juggalos in Illinois — a concert featuring such acts as Insane Clown Posse and Kottonmouth Kings.

Tila gave TMZ a very detailed account of what happened, saying: “I went onstage and immediately, before I even got on stage, DUDES were throwing HUGE STONE ROCKS in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair on fire cuz they threw fire crackers on stage, and they even took the sh*t out of the port-0-potty and threw sh*t and piss at me when I was onstage.”

She went on to say: “These people were trying to kill me. So then after the last blow to my head with the firecracker they threw at me exploded, my bodygaurd and the other security grabbed me and ran as fast as they could to the shitty trailor. Since their security SUCKS, the 2 thousand people ran after us, trying to kill me. They almost got me so they finally reach the trailor, blood all over myself, cant stop bleeding, then all of a sudden, all 2 thousand people surround the trailor and busts the windows!!! Even the guys INSIDE with me were shaking! Their hands were shaking cuz they were so scared! So 3 guys inside the trailor had to grab a table and push it over the broken windows and grabbed all the chairs they could find so hold the people from outside back. It was scary as hell!”

[From TMZ]

I feel for Tila if it all went down like that and she feared for her life. As hard as it is, I’m going to try and tone down the snark in this story because no one deserves that. Will this convince her to shelve the music career that no one was paying attention to anyway?

Meanwhile Tila swears that she’s not going to do porn as has been rumored and claims that she got the money for her Lamborghini from her media career. Radar Online has very specific details about the film, allegedly shot by Vivid, including the names of her female co-stars. Radar quotes a source who says “Tila has false hopes for the success of the film. She wasn’t paid anywhere near what Vivid paid Kendra Wilkinson for her tape.” I would bet that she’s moving forward with that, which sounds like a much safer career move for her.

Tila is shown out on 7/20 and 7/21/10. Credit: WENN.com

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Aug 5
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Tila Tequila starts inevitable porn career, buys Lamborghini with earnings

42815, LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM - Wednesday July 21 2010. Model and reality TV personality Tila Tequila works the red carpet as she arrives at London's Chinawhite to host a club night. Photograph: PacificCoastNews.com
We used to sort-of keep track of Tila Tequila’s shenanigans, like back when her fiance died and she decided to mourn her by posting photos and video of herself crying. And when she claimed she was pregnant, but not really, then pregnant again and had a miscarriage, and she was adopting a baby boy from Haiti but not really. And when she staged naked all-night video rants for her fants. (Not all in that order, but it’s not like it matters with Tila.) Tila veered into serious mental illness territory later, or she always was there and it just took a while for her to show the worst signs. She cut herself up one night in June and then posted the supposed details and photos of the aftermath online, claiming that her alter ego did it and that she had no memory of it. It was said and people notified the police. But it happened to coincide with the fact that she was denied for Celebrity Rehab. (Or maybe Celebrity Rehab denied her afterwards, it’s hard to tell.)

Anyway Tila is not well, people are no longer paying attention to her, and she’s addicted to attention and drama. So she’s making the next step in an illustrious career centered around selling herself to the public, she’s going to make a porn tape. It seems like a logical move given all we know about her. Tila has already made a wise investment with the cash she was fronted for her adult film. She bought a Lamborghini. I hope she’s leasing it:

Tila Tequila can officially add porn star to her resume.

RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that the Internet entrepreneur is starring in an XXX-rated film that will have a major distributor.

“Tila inked this deal hoping that she’ll make millions off the sale of it,” several sources with knowledge of the film tell RadarOnline.com. It seems as though the Shot At Love star has already had a recent spike in her cash flow.

The C-lister has been bragging on her Twitter account that she has just purchased a brand new baby blue Lamborghini. Sources tell RadarOnline.com it was bought with money she received upfront from the porn company for making the porn movie.

While Tequila has posed nude for several men’s magazines and has been in some raunchy home videos, this is her first stint in a pornographic film.

[From Radar Online]

As much as it pains me, I checked Tila’s twitter page and website and she calls the sex tape “bullsh*t” but also brags about her new Lamborghini and how she drove 190 mph to get to her vacation at a chi-chi resort. We just saw Tila working a stripper pole for cash so yes this is probably the next step for her. I’m only surprised it took so long.

Update: I just found this long rant Tila made denying that there’s a sex tape and claiming that the rumors were started by a disgruntled ex employee who also happened to abuse her. (We’ve heard this before from Tila.) She claims she made millions from “Shot at Love” and that’s where she got the money for the car. Why do I even bother with her?

Attention seeking MySpace personality Tila Tequila attends a party at Fred Segal in Hollywood, CA on June 25, 2010. The blonde twitter happy celebrity has allegedly signed on to be a participant in the newest installment of Dr. Drew's celebrity Rehab following the death of her fianc e Casey Johnson. Fame Pictures, Inc

Photos below credit: Tila Tequila’s website.

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May 25
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Tila Tequila is addicted to snorting Ambien (is that a thing?)

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Yesterday, CB told us that Tila Tequila was likely going to be the biggest “name” celebrity on the next season of Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab. While many of us had reactions like “Whatever” and “Famewhore” some people were actually thinking “Is Tila actually addicted to something?” According to Radar, she is an addict. She’s addicted to snorting Ambien. Maybe I’ve been out of the recreational drug usage lifestyle for too long, but is that actually a thing? People get prescriptions for Ambien, then crush the pills and snort them? Honestly, Tiger Woods’ “crazy Ambien sex” seemed like more of a thing to me.

Tila Tequila is headed to Celebrity Rehab 4 for a self-admitted prescription pill problem, and now RadarOnline.com is exclusively revealing the details behind the reality TV star’s addiction.

Tila loved to snort the prescription sleep aid Ambien, sources close to her told us.
“She would base her entire day around it,” one insider told RadarOnline.com about Tila’s Ambien usage.

“She would wake up, snort ambien, google herself, do more, Twitter all day and then sleep.”

The source adds that when Tila would snort Ambien, she would get manic and spend hours tweeting.

According to AddictionSearch.com, people who snort the sleep aid often experience extreme side effects including hallucinations through all physical senses of varying intensity, increased impulsivity, delusions, euphoria and uninhibited extroversion in social or interpersonal settings.

Another source close to the reality star told RadarOnline.com that Tila and late “fiancé” Casey Johnson often got high together. RadarOnline.com reported exclusively that Casey also abused prescription drugs.

As RadarOnline.com reported, Tila broke the news that she was joining Dr. Drew Pinsky’s Celebrity Rehab 4 on her web site. She also claimed that VH-1 may give her a spinoff show about her sober life if things go well.

“I KNOW I am an EXTREMELY smart girl, and to run all these empires when I am not even 30 yet, is quite an accomplishment, however I finally admitted to myself that I cannot rely on taking prescription pills everyday for the rest of my life!” Tila wrote. She then said to accomplish her goals, “I MUST not be another “LINDSAY LOHAN” where I just flush everything I worked so hard for down the toilet for nothing…”

[From Radar]

See, maybe snorting Ambien explains it all! Not really. Even if many of Tila’s problems can be reduced to her “addiction,” something tells me that even stone cold sober, Tila is still a crazy, whackjob grifter with sociopath tendencies. Still, I always enjoy hearing about the hip, new ways people are abusing their bodies. Now I know!

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Tila performing in LA on May 12, 2010. Credit: WENN.

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May 24
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Tila Tequila to be on celebrity rehab

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Bill Zwecker at the Chicago Sun Times recently ran a piece about how even very minor D-list celebrities are being advised by publicists to avoid “Celebrity Rehab” for fear that it will ruin their careers. While the publicist quoted was careful to say that host Dr. Drew isn’t a total quack, I don’t think it helps at all that he consistently makes asinine armchair diagnoses for celebrities like Lindsay Lohan. He even recommended that loved ones plant drugs in her car in order to get her help.

There are questions about the future of Celebrity Rehab in light of the fact that the show is having trouble signing anyone willing to air their problems for a brief taste of bitter fame. Tila Tequila is all over that, though, and has signed up to be the first faux-celeb to participate. She’ll probably experience Twitter withdrawal and try to compensate by walking around set nude:

Tila Tequila is finally seeking professional help — TMZ has confirmed through multiple sources that the bisexual reality star has committed to do the next season of VH1′s “Celebrity Rehab” … if it doesn’t get canceled first.

It’s unclear what personal demon Tila will try to conquer with the help of Dr. Drew — but it certainly won’t be her addiction to attention.

But there’s one major catch — as we previously reported — VH1 is having problems finding other “celebrities” to rehabilitate … and if they don’t find a cast quick, the show could be killed.

So far, no word on who else the show has its sights set on.

[From TMZ]

I guess the good news is that Tila Tequila is probably the kiss of death for that show. Any long gone American Idol top 25 finalists drowning their sorrows will be hesitant to sign on when faced with the prospect of dealing with her drama. Let’s see – get paid for rehab and have to contend with Tila Tequila or remain in obscurity and continue performing for peanuts? It doesn’t seem like much of a contest.

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Apr 15
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Tila Tequila: A hot tranny mess for the ages

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So Tila Tequila has a new single that has just been released on iTunes. It’s called “I Love My DJ” and she‘s been promoting it in New York the past few days. But that’s not important. What’s important is that we witness the newest incarnation of The Tila Demon. I know pretty much everybody hates her. But I do this as an educational measure. Should you come upon this demon, I want you to be warned. She is a shape shifter. You will just be sitting there, and you’ll glance over and think, “That drunk hooker looks a lot like…” And BAM! The Tila Demon will have already claimed your soul.

Her latest incarnation is that of a bleached-blonde dance music songstress. Like Lady Gaga, only a hooker, and untalented. I actually had to really look through these photos of Tila in the awful pink dress, because in every photo, she’s either got her nipples out, or she’s flashing her vadge. I chose the vadge pictures just because Tila is – shock of all shocks – actually wearing panties.

Unfortunately, this pink-dress appearance was not the only gig The Tila Demon got. She also “took over” a Bronx strip club to promote her song… ugh. Here’s what Bauer-Griffin says: “Miss Tila (formerly Tila Tequila) takes over the Crazy Horse strip club in the Bronx as she promotes her new song that was just released on ITunes. She performs her song for the club-goers and quickly proceeds to put on a special strip show, later involving two other strippers in some risque activity, and inciting the audience to shower them with several hundred single dollar bills.”

Most of the photos are too disgusting to show, but here are the SFW ones:

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So now you know what It looks like. Be prepared.

Tila Tequila at the Bronx strip club on April 13/14, Credit: Bauer-Griffin. Also, Tila at Greenhouse in NY on April 14, 2010. Credit: WENN.

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Feb 16
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Tila Tequila fake miscarries her fake baby

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Before I get into this disaster, let me just state something for the record: I am not making fun of women who miscarry, or have problems conceiving, or anything like that. I am not making large statements about the millions of women who struggle with fertility, other then to say “God bless”. All of what I’m about to say is only in regards to Tila Tequila and her fake pregnancy and her fake miscarriage.

Now, as many of us predicted, Tila has used her “dented” skull incident from the weekend as an excuse to get rid of her fake pregnancy. The whole ordeal began on Twitter, after Tila was released from the hospital and she began complaining about the pain:

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[From Tila’s Twitter]

Then came the announcement (on Twitter) that Tila was going to adopt a Russian baby. And that’s all she’s been talking about ever since. So what happened to that alleged pregnancy? Does Tila expect everyone to have the attention spans of gnats?

Over at Tilas Rotspot (via ONTD), they posted an e-mail exchange between Tila and a fake magazine editor. The fake magazine editor tried to beat Tila at her own game by pretending they were interested in using her for an upcoming spread but were concerned about her growing baby bump. Tila responded with this:

“So, as of right now, after the unfortunate accident last night with my head concussion and miscarriage, I am no longer pregnant. Please don’t announce to the media that I lost my baby. It’s something very private to heartbreaking to me and I dont need the media to poke fun of someone who just lost her baby. I WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATE THAT. BUT I AM STILL GOING TO KEEP TRYING TO HAVE ANOTHER BABY OR JUST ADOPT ONE.”

What happens when you trick the troll? Do they jump off the bridge? Or does a group of women who suffered real miscarriages push it off?

[From Dlisted]

I hate this bitch with the passion of a thousand suns. Some of these vapid, idiotic celebrities are harmless enough with their famewh-ring, but Tila’s game is nasty, cruel, immoral and disgusting. That’s all I have to say.

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Feb 15
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Tila Tequila “dents” her skull & tweets requests for prayers
Tila Tequila celebrated the recent news of her pregnancy by shopping at Kitson Kids

Of course I know that anyone can slip and fall and bust their head. Clumsiness and general accidents are not the sole purview of dumb people. But just for the sake of humor, let’s just say that Tila Tequila is so dumb, she literally walks into walls for no other reason than she’s not smart enough not to. Not only does she fall and bust her head, she crack tweets about it. Yes, Tila tweeted to the world that after “slamming” her head into a wall (on purpose? Did this even happen? What?) there was a “dent” in Tila’s “skull”.

Oh, the drama! Tila Tequila, 28, was rushed to the hospital Friday night — and of course provided a play-by-play on Twitter. The reality star, who claims to be pregnant, wrote on Twitter, “I slammed my head into the wall and heard the back of my skull crack. There’s a dent in it now!”

She then compared herself to Natasha Richardson, who died last March from a brain hemorrhage after falling while skiing.

“I should call the ambulance just in case? like that one actress that died cuz she hit her head & thought she was ok but died later..pray 4 me,” she wrote.

A few minutes later: “Ambulance on the way to my house. I could have a brain concussion and die in a few hours.”

But it ended up not being too serious.

Wrote her agent later Friday, “Tila suffered a concussion and wouldn’t [sic] be able to tweet any further updates. Tila was released from the hospital and returned home last night.”

[From Us Weekly]

Um… Tila has an agent? That poor bastard. What “jobs” is he responsible for getting Tila? Or is “agent” being used as a colloquialism for “pimp”? Anyway, Tila went to the hospital and was released with the diagnosis of “concussion”. Am I only in wondering if there was anything in there to “concuss”? Whatever. I’m not even going to pretend to care about her. I don’t wish her harm or anything, but the bitch is a psychotic user and abuser, and I wish I didn’t even know her name.

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Feb 2
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Tila Tequila deletes Twitter account after Haitian baby adoption claims

Tila Tequila celebrated the recent news of her pregnancy by shopping at Kitson Kids, holding onto a baby doll
It’s hard to keep track of Tila Tequila, or even to muster the interest to try, because she talks so much constant sh*t online and lies so frequently. I’m not even going to bother to try and recap some of the insane things that have gone on in this little famewh*re’s drama-filled life. Her alleged “fiance” died and that’s sad for her, but she’s canceled out any pity I might feel for her with the way she’s behaved afterwards.

Much of Tila’s attention seeking is played out through her Twitter account, where she makes outrageous claims in an attempt to ratchet up the drama and receive some press. She said she was pregnant as a surrogate for her brother, then took that back, then again claimed she was pregnant and made various claims as to who the father was. She also recently claimed that she’s adopting a baby from Haiti and that she spoke to an “ambassador” from Haiti about it.

Maybe Tila realized that she’s overexposing herself online (as if she could have any concept of what that means) or maybe she just finally took her advisors’ (read: Joe Francis) advice and stopped broadcasting her every wild scheme. She’s deleted her Twitter account after claiming that it’s all due to various “haters,” including Perez Hilton. She’s still blogging through her website but her posts are usually a long rant punctuated by a few sentences in all caps. They’re easier to ignore:

Reality TV star TILA TEQUILA has followed in the footsteps of MILEY CYRUS and CHRIS BROWN and deleted her Twitter account – after she came under fire following a series of bizarre online ramblings.

The former model took to her page on the microblogging site in December (09) to reveal she was going to be a surrogate mum for her brother before claiming the father was a war hero who fought in Afghanistan.
Last week (begs25Jan10), Tequila went on to hint that rapper The Game was the baby’s dad, although the former G-Unit star vehemently denied he had had any involvement with the 28 year old.

The pregnancy reports came amid criticisms of Tequila for using the site to publicly grieve for socialite fiancee Casey Johnson, who died in January (10).

The TV personality hit back, claiming she relied on her internet fans because she was friendless – but after a nasty remark about her young nephew on Monday (01Feb10), Tequila decided enough is enough.

She wrote, “Twitter, by FAR has the most hateful, devil worshippers, racist, and violent community that I have ever experienced! Twitter is bad. My true fans know where to find me.”
She then deleted her account. Cyrus quit ‘tweeting’ in October (09), while Brown deleted his blog in December (09).

[From Contact Music]

Since I don’t want to talk about Tila Tequila after being forced to pay attention to her for 10 minutes, I’ll mention that self-proclaimed luddite Lily Allen is back online. She’s online and back on Twitter after about a three month hiatus. In December, she claimed she didn’t have a computer or Blackberry and that she was reading the newspaper and taking a break from technology. How long do you give Tila Tequila before she starts another Twitter account? If she holds out for two weeks I’ll be surprised.

If you have a higher tolerance for crazy than I do and want to read any of Tila’s tweets they’re still available on CelebrityTweet.

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Tila Tequila celebrated the recent news of her pregnancy by shopping at Kitson Kids, showing off a How to Talk to Dads book

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Jan 28
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Is Joe Francis Tila Tequila’s baby daddy?

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It’s so hard to believe a single word that comes out of Tila Tequila’s mouth. The woman will do or say absolutely anything for attention. So you can understand why it’s hard to believe that she is pregnant, even when she might be telling the truth and has proof to back it up. We’ve been hearing various pregnancy rumors from Tila for a couple of months now. The first time, she said she was going to be a surrogate for her brother. She backtracked on that and said no, she wasn’t pregnant but was looking into being a surrogate. Now, she’s flashing a sonogram around to the tabloids and saying that she and late heiress Casey Johnson were planning a family together.

Tila Tequila has been hinting at and tweeting about a possible pregnancy for months, with many speculating the reality TV star is not with child, but rather just desperate for attention.

But now, in an exclusive interview with RadarOnline.com, Tila, whose real name is Thien Thanh Nguyen, claims she is in fact pregnant and in her first trimester — and to prove it, she even produces a sonogram.

So is Tila really pregnant? Only time will tell given Tila’s often erratic and eccentric behavior in the past. But she says doubters can be assured it’s her actual ultrasound photo because the first two letters of her last name are seen on the upper left hand corner of the photo, which is customary in many ultrasound photos.

Visible in the photo is the gestational sac, which is the earliest sonographic finding of a pregnancy.

Tila, appearing happy and excited, shares with RadarOnline.com, “I know the whole world is confused as to why I am pregnant while I was still engaged to Casey. They wonder if I cheated on her. Well, while Casey and I were engaged, the world doesn’t know that Casey and I talked a lot about our future.

“She and I were both ready to get married and start a family together. That is why she was fighting so hard to get her daughter Ava back and wanted me to adopt Ava so that I would officially be Ava’s mother too! Aside from that we talked about one of us getting pregnant so we can have another baby of our own. We talked about this for a very long time, and we both agreed that I would be the one carrying the baby.

“So that is the reason why I got pregnant. It was for Casey and I, and that is also why I was so devastated when she passed away because now I have our baby in my belly, but she has passed away.”

Tila says that even though her heart is broken by the death of her beloved “wifey” she plans to be strong for their unborn baby and shares that Casey recently came to her in a dream, telling her not to cry anymore, assuring her that she is watching over her and telling her to just take care of their baby.

“I would wake up crying, and go to bed crying,” Tila says. “We had it all planned out, but now I am left alone as a single mother without her. I am crying right now just talking about this because this is something that the public did not know.

“We were so excited to be mothers and she was so excited to help me through the pregnancy. I will never forget her telling me ‘You are going to be the cutest pregnant girl in the whole world in your pink Teletubby pajamas! I love you so much!’

“But this story breaks my heart. This baby was planned. This baby, which I am currently carrying, was for Casey and I to start our family together. I am still devastated that she’s gone now, however, she came to me in a dream one night when I hit rock bottom. I couldn’t get over the fact that my wife has passed away right when I was pregnant. However, in my dream, she told me not to cry anymore and not to worry. She told me she is in heaven now watching over me and always and forever protecting me and our baby. She then handed the baby over to me, kissed me, and said “I love you T, please don’t cry anymore! Just take care of our baby.” Then that was it.”

“When one life is gone, another one is born… Now I am no longer sad that Casey is gone. She is with me forever now through this baby. As for the baby’s Father… well… that’s a whole other story that I would like to keep private.

“She told me that since I would be the one carrying the baby, that I could choose who I want the father to be, and so I did. That is all I can tell you, however what I can say is that my baby’s father, God Bless him, is definitely someone ‘known’ and definitely someone in the ‘Entertainment Industry’”

[From Radar Online]

As if that isn’t terrifying enough, there’s speculation that the sperm donor for this alleged child is none other than “Girls Gone Wild” douchebag Joe Francis. Francis is bankrolling Tila’s website – doesn’t that make a lot of sense? And also, Tila is Tweeting like crazy about the “baby daddy,” even saying that she wants to marry him.

With the news that Tila Tequila is “100% pregnant,” many are wondering who fathered the child. Tila keeps dropping hints, saying the dad “is definitely someone ‘known’ and definitely someone in the ‘Entertainment Industry.’” Not long after Tequila’s fiancée Casey Johnson passed away, it was revealed that Girls Gone Wild’s Joe Francis may have been “the secret architect” behind the now infamous engagement announcement video as a way to hype Tequila’s recently launched web site, which is financed by Francis. Additionally, Tequila says that Francis was the one who informed her of Johnson’s death, and that she “hid” at his house afterward. Could this latest development be another—and decidedly more desperate and “bad idea jeans”—machination to gain publicity for Tequila and Francis’ business?

The normally prolific Tequila has been posting, with even more frequency, both on her blog about her unborn child (“[T]his baby….saved Mommy’s life, because many times before, Mommy has wanted to kill herself….but now with my baby….Mommy is going to live a long happy life now and be with my child”), as well as on her Twitter account. And although she’s insisted that she’s now “retiring” from Hollywood to be a mother, and will not “exploit” her baby, she can’t seem to control her virtual diarrhea, as evidenced by her manic Tweeting on the subject.

[From Jezebel via GossipRocks]

For now, I’m just going to continue to be in denial about it and chalk it up to yet another publicity stunt. I mean, we are talking about a woman who posted photos of herself crying in bed after her “girlfriend” of a few weeks died. She has absolutely no shame and will stop at nothing to keep herself in the spotlight. Now, if in a few months she is posting pictures of her “baby bump,” I suppose I will have to believe it…but even then, I’ll still be skeptical. But just in case: Is there a way for Child Protective Services to be in the delivery room? With parents like these two, this child- if there even IS one – is doomed.

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Jan 26
'10
Tila Tequila claims she’s pregnant, for real this time

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Have you ever wanted to feel like you’re tripping on bad acid while on a rusty roller coaster, all while you have food poisoning? Try reading Tila Tequila’s blog. Same sensation, cheap. Actually “cheap” is a word that gets thrown around a lot with Tila, but we won’t be able to talk about her that way anymore. Because Tila is going to be a mother. Yes, she announced her pregnancy on her blog, and this is like the third or fourth time she’s announced a pregnancy. I don’t feel like looking up the other times. Don’t make me, please. Here’s Tila’s latest:

SO SOMETIMES LATE NIGHT WHEN I THINK NOBODY IS READING MY TWEETS, I MENTION THAT I HAVE A BABY. BUT PEOPLE THINK I’M JOKING CUZ I TRY TO COVER IT UP THE NEXT DAY SO NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE IF I AM PREGNANT.

HOWEVER…………..I HAVE WAITED LONG ENOUGH.

THE BIG NEWS EVERYONE: TILA TEQUILA IS OFFICALLY PREGNANT, 100% CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! & THIS BABY WAS NO “ACCIDENT” EITHER!!!!!!!!

[From Tila Tequila’s blog]

This message comes in between Tila’s inanities about her “wife” and Courtenay Semel being a “media wh-re”. Which, if I had to choose, I would rather be a media-wh-re than an actual one, so one point for Courtenay Semel.

Anyway, I just thought you should know. Tila Tequila is gestating as we speak.

Tila Tequila on January 8, 2010 and on December 10, 2009. Credit: Fame Pictures.

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