Barbara Walters wants Sherri Shepherd off The View
Are Brad and Angelina already planning another adoption?
First photos of Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt are here
Charlie Sheen pays $380 pediatrician bill entirely in nickels
Mary-Kate Olsen wants immunity before talking to Ledger investigators
In this first post to Celebitchy, we’d like to point out a man who reveals more than intended when trying to brag about a conquest. When asked by Radio Station Power 106 “What’s the name of the last celebrity you had sex with,” Rhymes said “Lionel Richie’s daughter got it real quick.” Sounds like someone was a little too excited to make the encounter last.
In yet another disturbing chapter of the TomKat saga, Mike Wallace of the National Enquirer reports that Scientologists plan to commandeer Katie’s baby for three days after its birth. What’s more, the baby will be isolated for a day after it’s born. Despite reports that she’s spending 8 hours a day being indoctrinated into Scientology, Katie has come to her senses and is questioning this counter-intuitive practice:
Any human who’s not brainwashed would agree that it’s harmful and cruel to leave a newborn baby alone at any time, especially on its first day in the world. It’s also quite difficult, if not impossible, to breastfeed if you don’t start up within the first three days after birth. This is wrong for so many reasons.
Scientology is a cult that ruins lives, even the most vulnerable ones, to rake in big bucks.
- New dad Ben Affleck looks hot (PopSugar), but he needs to trim his nose hair (DListed).
- Disturbing Image Warning: Gallery of the Absurd channels goatsee to accurately portray the horror of Star Jones’ relationship with Big Gay Al
- Cynthia Nixon doing just fine (Defamer), thanks for asking. [via CityRag]
- Nick Lachey stages a photo-op (HollywoodRag) with a potential squeeze
- Kimora steals Mooriah’s Photoshop artist (PerezHilton)
- Who’s Hotter Now?: Jen vs. Ang (Faded Youth)
- Pete Doherty says “Crack makes me happy” (MirrorUK) [via Media Take Out]
This isn’t exactly news after her performance on Extras, but James Gandolfini is impressed by Winslet’s skill at swearing:
He says, “Kate’s great. She can sing, she’s so funny. And yeah, she can swear. People think I can swear. But she can really swear. Yeah, I was impressed.”
[Via Oh No They Didn’t]
Gorgeous photos from Annie Liebovitz for Vogue. [via]
Selected images from J.Lo’s shoe line. So. Bad. [via]
Britney’s own cousin talks trash about her relationship, speculating that Britney and K-Fed will split up soon:
The pop princess wants to do the best thing for the sake of her four-monthold baby Sean Preston, according to Art Spears, a 52-year-old engineer.
Britney’s cousin Art said: “I don’t think Britney and Kevin are going to stay together.
“Her son is her life and she will obviously do what ever is best for him - but does that involve Kevin? I don’t think so.”
We have heard that they fight in public, she has thrown him out of the house in the past and may have briefly taken his Ferrari away, and there are many pictures of Britney without her ring. Britney is also in Hawaii with SP while K-Fed cavorts with a French “actress” in LA. Of course their relationship is stable.
Seriously. What would this guy do if he wasn’t an athlete? Most manual labor jobs require more sense. From Reuters via Oh no they didn’t:
The England captain and Real Madrid midfielder was forced to call on his wife Victoria, a former member of the Spice Girls pop group, to help their son Brooklyn with a school assignment because the footballer found the sums too difficult.
“Their homework is so hard these days,” Beckham, 30, said in an interview with the Mail on Sunday. “It’s totally done differently to what I was teached when I was at school, and you know I was like ‘Oh my God, I can’t do this’.”
Popsugar has compiled an hilarious list of Kimora Lee Simmon’s top ten quotes from her Vanity Fair interview. Some highlights:
“I’m not used to having a boss. I’m the boss. I don’t need the money. I’m filthy fucking rich!”
“I represent luxury”
“What kind of life am I setting up for her (her = daughters)?…It’s not just about making them, like, not be assholes, which is what I think any parent would do.”
“I will beat a bitch’s ass” (mentioned multiple times)
“I wear fur and if somebody throws shit on me I’m gonna whup your ass! I wish somebody would throw shit on me”
On getting busted for drugs, “It was P-O-T, I do believe, but it was not mine…It was a very tiny amount. Like $5. Believe you me, if I was buying, it wouldn’t look like that.”
PETA, please throw shit on her. someone. please.
From the Ottawa Sun comes news that Brad is not as generous as his gorgeous other half:
Angelina is known to have donated $12 million to various third world causes in the past five years and is promising a further $4 million from her St. John Knits contract.
Since being with her, Brad has given a measly $100,000 to buy 40 orthopedic beds for a Pakistan hospital.
