Uri Geller sensed, during King Charles’s coronation, that KC3 will be ‘the last king’
Aimee Lou Wood found SNL’s parody of her teeth to be ‘mean & unfunny’
King Charles hasn’t ‘mentioned’ Prince Harry in a while, Harry is not a ‘distraction’
The White House claims Donald Trump is down to a svelte 224 lbs
Prince William isn’t doing anything to help the duchy-owned Princetown village
Trump officials think Elon Musk is a drugged-out, unfunny, annoying loser
Donald Trump ignored Cheryl Hines as she tried to shake his hand
Prince Harry can go to Ukraine because ‘he has a robust security detail’ there
The White House swapped Obama’s portrait with a bad ‘painting’ of Trump
