Joe Jonas’s purity ring is off, probably because of Ashley Greene’s vadge

Joe Jonas of the The Jonas Brothers performs during Arthur Ashe Kids' Day at the US Open held at the National Tennis Center on August 28, 2010 in New York.   UPI /Monika Graff... Photo via Newscom

Ordinarily, I don’t care about any of the Jonas boys, but this little piece of schadenfreude was too good to pass up. According to Life & Style (and photo evidence), Joe Jonas’ purity ring is off. Joe has been dating Ashley Greene for several months, ever since he and Demi Lovato split. To be fair to Joe, I don’t think it’s nice to be all “Hahaha, you’re having sex you f-cking hypocrite.” He was just a kid when he did the purity ring stuff – and yes, he was sanctimonious about it, but whatever. You can’t stay in DisneyWorld forever, you know? At some point you have to actually look at a vagina and, like, touch it and everything. And better this Ashley “Yes, I Hit That Sh-t” Greene girl than someone pure!

Is Disney’s favorite heartthrob pure no more?

Life & Style’s Scene Queens can reveal that Joe Jonas, who’s been dating Twilight star Ashley Greene since July, is no longer wearing his purity ring. The silver band “promises to ourselves and to God that we’ll stay pure till marriage,” Joe has said.

Ashley and Joe have spotted together all over this summer: from kissing in Newark, NJ to grabbing coffee together in LA. While Joe has been linked to other Disney cuties Demi Lovato and Taylor Swift, Ashley’s been seen with Kings of Leon bassist Jared Followill, Gossip Girl’s Chace Crawford and actor Ian Somerhalder. But the forecast looks good for this duo: “When they’re not traveling, they’re basically living together,” a friend of the couple tells the Scene Queens.

[From Life & Style]

I also tend to think that maybe Joe isn’t wearing his purity ring lately because it clashes with his outfits. In the end, though, it’s his business, and I’m glad he’s getting laid. Poor Ashley, though. You know it sucks for her.

Teen Choice Awards Arrivals held at The Gibson Amphitheatre in Universal City, California in August 8th, 2010. Ashley Greene                   Fame Pictures, Inc

I love this photo, by the way. I like how his pinkie is slowly inching up.

Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas of the The Jonas Brothers perform a duet during Arthur Ashe Kids' Day at the US Open held at the National Tennis Center on August 28, 2010 in New York.   UPI /Monika Graff... Photo via Newscom

43396, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Monday August 9, 2010. Ashley Greene of Twilight and Joe Jonas spotted spending the afternoon together, grabbing coffee and riding in the same car. The two have fueled speculation that they're dating, after being spotted having lunch together on several occasions late last month. Greene made an appearance at Wet Republic over the weekend in Vegas. Photograph:  Anthony, PacificCoastNews.com

43396, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Monday August 9, 2010. Ashley Greene of Twilight and Joe Jonas spotted spending the afternoon together, grabbing coffee and riding in the same car. The two have fueled speculation that they're dating, after being spotted having lunch together on several occasions late last month. Greene made an appearance at Wet Republic over the weekend in Vegas. Photograph:  Anthony, PacificCoastNews.com

Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas of the The Jonas Brothers perform a duet during Arthur Ashe Kids' Day at the US Open held at the National Tennis Center on August 28, 2010 in New York.   UPI /Monika Graff... Photo via Newscom

 

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  1. Crash2GO2 says:

    These are really things I just don’t want/need to know.

  2. Bonfire Beach says:

    I hate him. He thinks he’s all that and God’s gift to women. He’s a punk kid!

  3. Katie says:

    I can’t stand this Jonas. I like the middle one. He was on that show where celebrities pretend to have real jobs and not be celebrities and he was really cool on it. This girl and her mom saw him and asked him if he was Nick Jonas and he said no and the mom said, “Good because they’re music isn’t very good,” and he was like, “Yeah, I totally agree.” A really good sport abotu it. I don’t think any of them are all that good looking. I don’t see what the fuss is. However, back in the day I guess adults didn’t get the fuss over NSYNC and I loved them. At least they weren’t a Disney act though.

  4. Cam says:

    “You can’t stay in DisneyWorld forever, you know? At some point you have to actually look at a vagina and, like, touch it and everything”

    LOL, Kaiser you kill me.

    You’re totally right, it’s his business. If they’re having sex, then good for them! If they’re still not, I feel for Ashley.

  5. Snarf says:

    Ashley Greene has a penis? Who knew???!

  6. Katya32 says:

    @katie
    Um…Joe IS the middle Jonas!

  7. Delta Juliet says:

    I don’t get the appeal of any of the Jonas boys either. And it’s not like I can’t recognize a handsome guy, even if he’s young. They just don’t “have it” for me.

    Ashley is beautiful though. I love your statement Kaiser “You know it sucks for her” LOL!

  8. Ycnan says:

    Bahahahah, poor Ashley indeed.

  9. Molly says:

    He’s the one who MADE his virginity our issue! Personally I don’t care what his penis has touched or not–but if he’s going to broadcast his holier-than-thou BS to the world, the world is going to get a good laugh out of him now.

  10. CandyKay says:

    I thought he was the one who was supposed to be gay.

    Or was that the youngest one, Nick?

    The oldest one, whose name escapes me, is married, I believe.

  11. Kaiser says:

    CandyKay – JMO, but I think they all have a touch of gay, or a crippling fear of vaginas. The order:

    Kevin (oldest, now married to a hairdresser, but sleeping in separate bedrooms because he “snores”)
    Joe (middle – dated Demi Lovato, now Ashley)
    Nick (youngest – dated Miley)

  12. Katie says:

    @katya 32, Okay, then I like the young one, not the middle one. Obviously I don’t like any of them that much if I apparently can’t get them in order! Thanks for clarifying!

  13. LindyLou says:

    Wow that first picture of Ashley – where the hell are her pupils? It’s seriously freaking me out!

  14. Leticia says:

    he’s got Tom Cruise legs!

  15. denise says:

    @ Lindy lou

    So true, I knew something was off about that pic. creepy indeed.

  16. Leek says:

    I don’t get him. He’s almost cute…and then he smiles. Or speaks.

  17. HotPockets says:

    I think Joe is pussy whipped. Maybe he just gets it in the ass, so that’s technically losing only a part of your virginity, right?

  18. Mistral says:

    It is super creepy how these managers sell these young stars using their “purity”. All of a sudden, that puts everyone’s focus on their sexuality instead of their actual product. So, they are still selling these kids by selling sex. Maybe Joe took off the ring to combat all of the “gay” rumours? Maybe he lost weight and it fell off? The whole circus surrounding famous teens’ virginity and cherry-pooping needs to stop.

  19. di butler says:

    What a min, ya’ll are gloating over this kid’s possibly losing his virginity because he was trying to save himself? Uhhh, ok. That’s pretty assy.

  20. latam says:

    yeh his thighs look realy weird. he looks really stumpy in general.

  21. Jess says:

    They are totally banging. Better use it while he is still famous. Anyone hear from Hanson? Exactly.

  22. Confuzzle says:

    He has child bearing hips

  23. grace says:

    @24
    aaaah no, no, no Jess! Don’t you dare compare Jonas to Hanson. They’re both a band of three brothers, that’s it. But Hanson write, produce, play and sing their own songs. When they wrote mmmbop, the youngest was only 7 years old. I’m not a fan of mmmbop but I think it’s amazing when you consider their ages and that they did it on their own. They’re not a Disney product, they were found on a musical festival singing mmmbop.
    Fyi, Hanson still play together, but they created their own record company, as they were having problems cause their former company wanted them to write another mmmbop and they refused. They decided to go indie. You don’t hear that much about them, because nowadays the radios are infested with people from big companies that pay to play them all the time. But they’ve been playing and giving interviews on a lot of talk shows lately. Again, they had their singles #1 on the indie list, their last single, Thinking about something, is on the VH1 top 20, and their last album was on the Apple Store’s top list when it was released.
    Besides, they’ve become engaged in social issues, and have been donating money to Africa through barefoot walks (in an attempt to bring awareness to the needs of kids in Africa who don’t even own a pair of shoes), and for each fan who is present, they donate one more dollar for the social issue you personally choose.
    I’m sorry, but I just had to answer to your comment, ’cause you said something as a fact when you have no idea of what you are talking about. Don’t compare circles to triangles, cause they are very different.

  24. Kate says:

    Is it just me or does her body look… weird…. in these pictures? Just… weird. I don’t even know what I’m saying.

    And that little Joe queen is as gay as Christmas; the sooner he realizes it the happier and more fulfilled he will be!

  25. allison says:

    she dated chase crawford AND ian somerholder?? um…which one first and were they one after another because they are TWINS…was she not over the first and pretended the second was him?

  26. seesee says:

    hey i thougt that joe was gay i mean come on the holly rings was just to hide there sexaulty…daaaaaaa

  27. Shaniqua says:

    Why are there reports of Disney related matter on this wonderful site? :p

  28. jay says:

    I think he runs to “fat”. If he so much as looks at an Oreo he gains a couple of pounds. He’s really quite average in looks and is the proverbial child/teen star that all of a sudden outgrows his cute and talented moniker. I really do thing the youngest, who was signed originally as a single artist, will prevail. That oldest JoBro is Mr. Potato Head revisited, next to Mrs. Potato Head (miley), and the middle one is aging out quickly. Ironic that the youngest had to toil with the sibs to make some bucks and impact when he’s the most talented…so they say. Here today…gone tomorrow.

    Take heed, Beebs. Bes’ save those dollas. You are not long for this Top 40 life.

    I have spoken.:-)

  29. Charaze says:

    He definitely got l**d! His purity ring is off. Joe’s already old enough to do what adults do.

  30. STEPHANIE says:

    Olha só! se é verdade eu nao sei pq n tive o desprazer de ver ele fuck ela. mas estou realmente irritada com isso. porra asher, ninguem merece o joe jonas, ou melhor, o joe jonas nao merece voce.voce é boa demais pra ele…:@ por favor, sai dessa antes que seja tarde.

  31. Jess says:

    @26
    Is that you, Zac Hanson?!

    YOU STILL DON’T HEAR FROM THEM.

  32. grace says:

    Do you hear indie bands on radios? No. That does not mean they don’t exist, or they are not talented. I think you are one of those who believe top charts represent the best of music.
    If you watch George Lopez, David Letterman, Today Show and so on, you would see them, nevertheless. If YOU don’t hear from them, that does not mean anybody hears from them.
    Get informed before enlighting us with your facts.

    ps* Zac Hanson runs a record company, writes/produces music, makes concert, i don’t think he would have time or use his time to discuss with you.

  33. The Bobster says:

    I’ve seen that vadge. No character at all. Certainly not anything to give up a purity ring for.

  34. Sowhat says:

    Grace, are you serious? You just said to Jess that you think she is one of those who believe top charts represent the best of music. But you mention George Lopez, David Letterman, Today Show as your source. What in the world do they have to do with music other than paying people to come on their show? That is the biggest joke. PS – to agree with Jess, I had to look up who the Hanson’s were because I quickly erased them from my memory. Just because YOU have some weird fascination with them, that does not mean anyone else cares.

  35. grazi says:

    I think what she meant is that we dont hear about them much cause the radios are full of artists that the industry forces down our throat. But they have been trying to promote their music, so if you watch the shows they been to, then you would hear from them. does not seem incoherent to me.
    unless she is crazy abou them, I dont see how its weird to like an indie band. My favorite bands are also independent, so I understand her point. I cant stand the music played on radios.

  36. Jess says:

    Seriously…..which Hanson brother are you!? And if you deny it then someone should alert them that their stalker has just been given computer privileges in prison.

  37. grace says:

    #37
    Are you serious Sowhat? I think you are suggesting I’m incoherent when your comment does not add to what I’ve said.

    1. I said indie bands are not ON RADIO. We don’t turn on the radio and hear songs other than from artists with big budgets. My point also was, not because it is not on radio it is not good, and that top charts don’t really mean “best songs”.

    2. She said nobody hears from them. I said they were on talk shows promoting their album. Therefore, some people did hear from them, if they were watching any of those shows. I did not associate quality of music with being on a talk show. I have no idea how you jumped to that conclusion. Those were complete different points, which you didn’t seem to get. Not everybody has the best skills in drawing conclusions, anyways.

    3. in any moment I said people should care about them. i like them, and I respect others may like something else. I just think Hanson and Jonas B only have in common the fact of being a band of 3 brothers, so there’s reason to compare them the way she did.

    4. How did you conclude that I have a weird fascination?
    a.is it because they were kids when they were famous? well, I was also a kid. But they grew up! Unbelievable, isn’t it, they are adults now! wow. And their music also changed, because, you know, when we are kids we like/do something, but when we grow up and we change our way.
    b. or is it because I know what they are doing now? Well, i’m a fan, I have bought their albums and gone to a few concerts. When we like some band, normally we know about them.
    Either way, I kind of think it’s “funny” that somebody who follows celebrity gossip would look down on someone for getting info on their favorite band. Very funny.

    @grazi
    you understood exactly what I meant.

  38. grace says:

    #39
    hahahahaha you are in a celebrity gossip website saying I’m a stalker for knowing what a band I like does? You participate in the discussions giving your opinions about people you don’t know and you tell me I’m a stalker because I just did the same? this MUST be a joke. hahahaha

    Please, I will not waste my time with people who can’t even discuss with coherence, intelligence and respect.

  39. dovesgate says:

    Didn’t one of the Hanson brothers get into trouble by trashing a rental in Hollywood? I remember watching them on a VHI “Best Songs of the 90′s” special.

    Back to the original topic – Joe’s been the subject of a few B.I.’s (it was definitely one of the Jonas Bros and my vote’s been on him). That purity ring of his should have been off a loooong time ago if those blinds were really him.

  40. was a bigg jonas fan says:

    well all i know is now that he lost his virginity i really don’t give a shit about him and ashley is a total slutt anyways but alot of teen girls are not going too be pleased and besides i think by the end of this year their will be no more jonas brothers they are getting to old and the teen girls are going to justin beber side now like someone said here today gone tomorrow and jonass is no more.

  41. Sowhat says:

    #40 Grace – Sounds like you have a lot of Hanson hostility built up. You may need therapy. It is amazing how quickly your feathers were ruffled from just a few sentences from Jess. I’m sure it is nice to know that you can finally use your senseless Hanson knowledge somewhere. Year and years of having all the Hanson knowledge and no one to talk to must have been frustrating.

  42. grace says:

    Sowhat,
    Sorry if I have some “knowledge” that is not as important and useful as the ones you apppreciate, such as Joe’s purity ring, which your were interested in, since you were reading it. My bad!
    ps* if hostility for you means somebody pointing out that you are not able to read and comprehend written arguments, then yes, I was hostile. Sorry again. Oh, since you mentioned frustration, it must be frustrating to lack such skills too.

  43. xxodettexx says:

    idk, i dont even like hanson and i totally understand what grace meant and i co-sign

    anyway, wasnt this the one that breaks up with girls via text?

  44. Lynn says:

    Not our business. What is all there turns from real people to Hollytude. When they all think there better then anybody else. And there we LOVE OUR FAN crap! Love does any one of them know what that really is.

  45. Sowhat says:

    Grace, you managed to turn an entire page that was supposed to be about Joe Jonas around to be about the Hansons. I guess they have more in common than you think, thanks to you. Jess may be onto something – which Hanson brother are you? Oh and PS (I know how you like to PS everything), I’m anxious to read your standard five paragraph response. You get really riled up and it’s awesome. MMMMBop until next time.

  46. Jess says:

    I too can’t wait until Taylor’s….I mean “Grace’s” standard five paragraph response.
    So anyway, back to the my OP, whatever happened to the Hanson brothers? I hear they aren’t up to much.

  47. cookie monster says:

    who really gives a good fuck about the hansons or the jonass there all just a bunch of stupid teenage teeny bopper bands

  48. Daanz says:

    oh no.
    stupid joe :(
    i can’t believe it.

  49. Craig "The Hitman" Stairs says:

    i’d hit that, she is a weird girl.

    i think she’s the one throwing on one that in that bedroom however.

  50. MhatezJoe says:

    He walks like he has to take a crap.

  51. 2see4 says:

    Ok Get the hell out of there bussniess and get the dick out of YOUR ass and move along

  52. come cut me some slack im 21 almost 22 im still a virgin thats bad but i made a pledge i cant break it plus ive grown to be big every thing on my body has grown sence i had the ring eveeything so dont judge me about not having the ring i have to get another size my finger is biger and i way like100 pounds i have to like lose wieght not gain wieght ok people oh im going to be singing whith britney spears whish me luck and im not gay not that being gay is wrong but im not