Ordinarily, I don’t care about any of the Jonas boys, but this little piece of schadenfreude was too good to pass up. According to Life & Style (and photo evidence), Joe Jonas’ purity ring is off. Joe has been dating Ashley Greene for several months, ever since he and Demi Lovato split. To be fair to Joe, I don’t think it’s nice to be all “Hahaha, you’re having sex you f-cking hypocrite.” He was just a kid when he did the purity ring stuff – and yes, he was sanctimonious about it, but whatever. You can’t stay in DisneyWorld forever, you know? At some point you have to actually look at a vagina and, like, touch it and everything. And better this Ashley “Yes, I Hit That Sh-t” Greene girl than someone pure!
Is Disney’s favorite heartthrob pure no more?
Life & Style’s Scene Queens can reveal that Joe Jonas, who’s been dating Twilight star Ashley Greene since July, is no longer wearing his purity ring. The silver band “promises to ourselves and to God that we’ll stay pure till marriage,” Joe has said.
Ashley and Joe have spotted together all over this summer: from kissing in Newark, NJ to grabbing coffee together in LA. While Joe has been linked to other Disney cuties Demi Lovato and Taylor Swift, Ashley’s been seen with Kings of Leon bassist Jared Followill, Gossip Girl’s Chace Crawford and actor Ian Somerhalder. But the forecast looks good for this duo: “When they’re not traveling, they’re basically living together,” a friend of the couple tells the Scene Queens.
[From Life & Style]
I also tend to think that maybe Joe isn’t wearing his purity ring lately because it clashes with his outfits. In the end, though, it’s his business, and I’m glad he’s getting laid. Poor Ashley, though. You know it sucks for her.
I love this photo, by the way. I like how his pinkie is slowly inching up.
Written by Kaiser
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