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Last night, I saw the news that Snookie had gotten sentenced to a small fine and some community service all for being a drunken embarrassment on the beach a few months ago. I didn’t think that much of it, because unlike so many people, I don’t find Snooki to be ironically cool, or interesting in a train-wreck way. In my opinion, she’s just a strange little orange potato that everybody should ignore. She wants attention, and she feels validated when we give it to her, so don’t give it to her. Anyway, much like Snooki’s arresting officers, the judge who handed down her sentence didn’t think much of this Snookie creature either:
Being annoying comes with a price. Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was fined $500 and ordered to perform community service after pleading guilty on Wednesday to disturbing New Jersey beachgoers, according to an AP report.
She was also given a lecture by presiding Judge Damian G. Murray, who called the reality star, 22, a “Lindsay Lohan wannabe.”
“Going through life rude, profane, obnoxious and self-indulgent – that’s not the way you want to live your life,” the judge told her during the sentencing. “Hopefully this incident will impress upon you that there are consequences to your actions.”
For her part, Polizzi apologized to the police and everyone in Seaside Heights, N.J., who were bothered after she stumbled around the beach, swearing, after a day of drinking. The Jersey Shore star also said that her behavior was not scripted even though cameras for the MTV show were rolling at the time.
Judge Murray credited Polizzi one day of community service after she spent time caring for abused animals last Sunday at a zoo.
Snooki was arrested on July 30 for being intoxicated in public. After the incident, she said the arrest made her “feel like a criminal” and reevaluate her drinking habits.
[From People]
A “Lindsay Lohan wannabe.” I think that’s on-target, actually. The judge isn’t saying that Snooki is like Lindsay, the judge is saying that Snooki wishes she was as big of a f-cking balls-out delusional train-wreck as Lindsay, and that’s pretty accurate. Snooki does wish she was like that. The orange potato has a dream, and that dream is to one day have all of her court hearings on a TMZ live stream.
Anyway, you know that Dina Lohan wasn’t going to let them slide. Dina issued a statement to TMZ: “The family is very disappointed that a judge would say that in a court of law.” Mother Crackhead, MY FAMILY is very disappointed that your family is full of violent, delusional crackheads who clip babies in their Maseratis, hijack cars full of passengers to take them on a coked-out adventure on the freeway, start lifelong vendettas against ice cream cake manufacturers, write “F-CK U” on their fingernails for the judge’s benefit, throw violent temper tantrums when they don’t get their way, and lie at every turn. Oh, and Lindsay’s lawyer Stephanie Ovadia also said, regarding the Snooki stuff, “The comments were very unprofessional.” Unprofessional? Bitch, do you even know who your client is?
Header: Snooki at her sentencing on Sept. 8, 2010, in Florida. Credit: WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Dina Lohan, Disasters, Legal Issues, Lindsay Lohan, Snooki
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Oh no. How. Will. The. Judge. Ever. Go. On.
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A troll with big tits. What’s the fascination?
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There are no longer any cameras allowed into Lindsay’s court hearings after the Judge Revel debacle.
This comment was extremely inappropriate when Lindsay has served her time and this Judge was fully aware the cameras were rolling.
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I personally think it was right on target. Everyone knows what a complete and utter failure Lindsey Lohan is. Both professionally and personally. I think that because of that knowledge the judge thought that it would impress upon Snooki that the path she seems to be headed she would more than likely become a drunk, has-been in a very short time…much like Ms. Lohan.
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I hate to say this but she has a point. Lindsay got where she is with talent. These reality trolls (and I love Jersey Shore) have only one way to stay in the news, by acting like total jackasses for more camera time. Sounds like the judge wanted a little extra pub for himself. What gives him the right to badmouth Lindsay in a courtroom like that?
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haha. innocent is either a member of the lohans themselves (doubt it) or a fucking pedophile who was up lindsays ass by the time she did parent trap.
so funny.
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The judge was right. When it comes to train wrecks Lindsay is in a class by herself. Has anyone ever heard or read about Lohan apologizing to any member of the law enforcement or general public that she has annoyed, let alone doing any kind of community service? That girl could have been something big what with her talent and she chooses to piss it all away and blame everybody else. Listen to her mother, that’s exactly where Lindsay learned it.
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Other than seeing her on these blogs, I don’t know much about Snooki because I’ve never seen this POS show. However, she isn’t hijacking cars and hitting babies in their carriages, so at least she doesn’t drive around under the influence like Lindsay, so Lindsay is worse, IMO. I have zero tolerance for people like her who drive around endangering the lives of innocent people on the road. Dina needs to shut her fat mouth and stop defending her daughter’s selfish behavior before the little bitch kills someone.
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Dina will prolly accuse the judge of getting “fired” over those remarks…
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Hey Dina, Snooki is the upgrade from Lindsay!
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@wunderkindt – LOL you beat me to it!
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And let me just add that I really CANNOT stand Mother Lohan. Ignorant. Enabling. Succubus (sp?).
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Send all the Lohans and the little talentless troll in a rocket to the sun.
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You gotta love that judge. I think he’s spot on about LL and “going through life rude, profane, obnoxious and self-indulgent”, thats a pretty fair and accurate description of LL.
Every tween should be warned not to behave in the manner she does. LL is an embarrassment and waste, something every tween should try NOT to be.
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Mother Crackhead, MY FAMILY is very disappointed that your family is full of violent, delusional crackheads who clip babies in their Maseratis, hijack cars full of passengers to take them on a coked-out adventure on the freeway, start lifelong vendettas against ice cream cake manufacturers, write “F-CK U” on their fingernails for the judge’s benefit, throw violent temper tantrums when they don’t get their way, and lie at every turn.
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Is it o.k. that I worship you after this statement? lmao.
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Dis braud is ironically shaped like a beer keg.
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I think it was a great thing to say since it highlights the continual absurdity of Lohan’s behaviour, tarnishes the whole Lohan family, (cuz we know how tight they are), and sneers at such ridiculous aspirations as wanting to be like LL. It was a great way to shame Snooki and give her an idea how fruitless her behaviour will be. I hope.
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strange little orange potato – love it!
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I cannot believe I am about to agree with Dina “I’m Going Straight To Hell” Lohan. The judge was definitely spot on, but it does seem unprofessional. I’ve never been in a courtroom, so perhaps this is ridiculously idealistic, but I feel like judges should be above knowing who Lindsay Lohan even is. Plus, referring to a living person, unrelated to the case, by name, and implying that his or her life is a failure seems inappropriate, even though it might be accurate.
P.S. Strange little orange potato IS brilliant!
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You are so right Dina! Snooki could never achieve the heights of lowness YOUR daughter has obtained!!!
Lindsay is the lowest of the lows!!! Woohoo!!!!
next.
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If anything, Snooki should be pissed.
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cosign @spanks
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hang on… didn’t Snooks just have a little drunk/disorderly charge? She hasn’t had multiple DUIs, cocaine possession, kidnapped anyone in her car, ruined clothing at photo shoots…. that we know of anyway, so really to be compared to Ms Lohan is actually an insult to Polizzi.
As for judge, meh! It may have been a little grand-standing but holding up Lindsay Lohan as a cautionary tale is one piece of recognition that LL unwittingly worked hard for and deserves every mention in legal circles she can get. Judge was pretty much right with the intent of his statement.
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I think the judge insulted Snookie and Dina should shut up.
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I give a big HELL YEAH to your whole post, Kaiser!
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Well if the crack pipe fits…
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i think it’s awful that this bloated little wishnik is going to be foisted on abused animals – haven’t they suffered enough? and why is the bloated wishnik wearing badgers on her feet? who stole her neck? ah…so many questions.
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Wait a second! You mean they’re not the same person?! Not even separated at birth??! Well knock me over with a feather.
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LL should be flattered to be compared to the Snooki person
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Innocent – we love you, even if your boss doesn’t !
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“Lindsay got where she is with talent”
Substitute “drugs and booze” for “talent”, and I think you’ve got it about right.
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I just don’t get it. Snooki reminds me of an oompa loompa, what is with these people and that show??? Who the hell are these people and why are they famous??? At least Lindsey has talent!!!
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What nobody’s mentioning here is that Snooki and her entourage WERE 45 MINUTES LATE TO COURT!!!! In addition to her charges, that is what really prompted the comments from the Judge, and she deserved it! There was no “grand-standing”. Comparing her to LL was giving Snooki a perfect example, that SHE could relate to, of where her idiotic behavior is going to take her, if she doesn’t watch her step. I think the Judge was correct, wise and absolutely appropriate in what he said, and how she was treated.
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Ummmmm…….. Who has not gone to court in their lifetime? Thats a good quetion. Snooki, you can get peoples attention, and be sober. I have learned that. Doing drugs for 6 years, lots of bad things have happend. Things you would not even want to imagine. Recently I have noticed that I see alot of shooting stars. Why? Always looking up when things seam down.
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