As we noted on Friday, Lindsay Lohan is still in NYC, partying her crack off. Radar even has photos of Linnocent “bowling” – go here to see them. I chuckled when I saw the pics because Linnocent’s crack face looked kind of jacked and her eyes looked glassy too – like she got all coked up and decided to “go bowling.” Page Six also has yet another report of how Linnocent hasn’t been drinking anything but water and Red Bull while she club-hops and stays out all night:
Lindsay Lohan keeps on having a good time without her family. Still energized from an all-night, booze-free party Thursday, she arrived at new Flatiron nightspot Riff Raff’s at around 1 a.m. Friday morning with a girlfriend.
“She was clutching onto her signature can of Red Bull and stayed until almost 2 a.m.,” our spy said. “She looked like she was in a partying mood. It didn’t seem like she was ending the night there.”
Careful to show she wasn’t drinking, “she kept her can of Red Bull in full view of other partygoers,” we’re told. She was later spotted at the Top of the Standard, where she left at 3 a.m. But Friday, it was back to being the family golden girl — Lohan headed out for a day with her mom, Dina, and her brothers and sister.
[From Page Six]
As several commenters noted on Friday, it sounds like Lindsay is just filling up her water bottle, or in this case, her Red Bull can, with whatever boozy, cracked-out beverage she wants. I wouldn’t put it past her either. Speaking of Linnocent’s stripes never changing, TMZ reports this morning that Lindsay is FINALLY “seriously considering” the plea deal the prosecution is offering.
Lindsay Lohan’s confidence is starting to wane — sources close to LiLo tell us she is finally getting it through her head she can’t avoid jail and is now “seriously considering” taking a plea deal.
As TMZ first reported, Judge Keith Schwartz offered LiLo and her attorney Shawn Holley a deal that includes three months in jail … which get whittled down to 19 days because of jail overcrowding.
Lindsay has been adamant for weeks … she would never take a plea deal because she feels she did nothing wrong. Sources close to Lindsay tell us she still maintains her innocence … but reality is starting to sink in and Lindsay is beginning to understand the risks of going forward with a trial.
If she loses at trial, she could get more than a year in jail for the probation violation … plus prison time for the felony grand theft.
If Lindsay accepts the deal, Holley must tell the judge on Wednesday. Lindsay will be back in court Friday to either take a plea or declare war.
[From TMZ]
What’s interesting is that the more Lindsay seemed like she was actually going to try to fight the charges in an actual trial, the more convinced I was of her complete crack delusion. Now that she might actually take a plea, I have to say, she might have had a brief moment of sobriety in which she realized that the plea deal is the best possible solution she could ever get. Plus, if I have to read one more “anonymous source” crying about how the crack thievery is the jewelry store’s fault because they should have caught her, I’m going to fly to New York and punch Linnocent in her crack face.
Photos courtesy of Fame.
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again:
When I have children and we have the drug talks, I will use Lindsay Lohan as my first example of why you shouldn’t use drugs. (and why you shouldn’t have lip injections!!)
Good idea, Kathryn. And you can use the stories that Kaiser has written on here and the comments and the crazy cracked out pics! That would scare any kid straight.
But really, good on you. I had the talk with my daughter when she was around 13 and it went well.
When my SIL was all cracked out she drank nothing but red bull because it intensified the effects of the uppers.
That blond hair is not doing her any favors. She looks so much better when it is darker.
She is such an example of how drugs destroy the potential of anyone. She has had so many opportunities and lots of support. She could have been so big. I wish she had someone… well a parent like Brittney Spears.. her father really came through and helped his daughter. Brittney went through mental issues, but still she was on a downward track. The difference is Brittany’s parents loved her more then anything. They were not out to get fame or be famous. Lindsey has 2 parents that want to be famous more than they want to be good parents to their child.
Jamie Spears.. please adopt Lindsey.
Every tab has pictures of her partying and she does look coked up so she may as well face the music and go to jail.
Ugh, her face is just… ugh!
The mega-extensions are just straight out of Rapunzel hell. She is just an unholy mess.
If I were her, I’d cut it to a reasonable length and go to a subtle auburn for a while. Then again, I can’t imagine a world where I would be her in any capacity.
Oh please do it Kaiser. Please fly to NY and punch her in her crack face. Make everyones day…
I would absolutely love to see you fly to NY and punch her in the face. Tip off TMZ first so they would have a more interesting live show than her court catwalks.
Maybe she isn’t as dumb as we all think? If this is true, I’d like to know what got through to her. Shawn’s probably been texting and calling her non-stop since she left, trying to convince her this is the best thing to do.
My kids were watching Herbie on tv last week and I almost felt like an irresponsible mother allowing them to watch her in it! Not good.
She just really look awful. I believe she will be bald one day from too much dye and weave glued to her scalp.
She never changes her behavior. Ever. All she knows how to do is party, stay up late and shop. So if by some miracle she’s currently sober, she’ll never be able to maintain it.
The only thing Blohan “seriously considers” is where to get the best deal on her blow; whether to put her vodka in her water bottle or her Red Bull can; what to “borrow” next and from whom; and which clubs to grace with her presence that night (read: which parties to crash).
@ Kaiser – Don’t hold back when you punch her: whatever you do to her nose/face will only be an improvement. Her nose is looking very Jackson-esque. And not in a good way. Just be careful, maybe wear gloves, so whatever she’s filled her lips with doesn’t splat on you. 😉
@ brin – Mornin’! *waves*
Loo-sah
I’m so wicked, am hoping she doesn’t take the plea and goes to trial and loses 😀
Convinced only this may be the one thing that may penetrate her mind and maybe get her to wake up to her mess of a life
@ Kathryn, I co-sign, one of the lovely cracked out photos that Kaiser used in the previous article compared to a fresh faced 17 year old photo should be enough to terrify anyone never to touch drugs!
Edit, just looked at the bowling photos, omg, girl is as sober as Charlie Sheen! And what an obv photo op…she’s fooling nobody!
I can’t put my finger on it but her face looks really weird now. Especially in that second picture. Like her skin is starting to get loose and saggy. I’ve never seen that on a person so young before. Like she’s missing teeth or something.
Well if Lohan wants to to get work, she needs to do the jail time and get it behind her.
If she decides to fight the charges. It will be another 2 years till there won’t be any threat of jail.
No one will insure Lohan till she stops all the crack out shenanigan’s. And she has to be desperate for cash. She has that family of 6 to financial support.
So I am going to say, Lohan ends up taking the plea. Does even less than 19 days. And comes out doing the Paris Hilton walk of shame, from the courthouse, when released from the jail. With even more camera’s than Paris had! 🙂
And Paris will be p*ssed!
Why is her mouth always open?Makes hr look like a f*cking idiot.
Katheryn, just use the before and after pics of Linsanity. I did something similar when my kids starting talking about tats. I showed them some pics of 60 yr olds with tats. Neither one has any, nor wants any now.
had she accepted the deal originally, she could have been out and on to her next misadventure. instead, she’s dragged it out, and still will have a sentence to serve.
what a nitwit.
Holding a red bull can is her trick to hide her alcohol. There were even pictures one time of her slipping vodka into her red bull can. Seriously…how long can one sip on a skinny can of red bull anyway? When I drink one it’s gone in a few sips.
Partying all night and then hanging out with mom all the next day running errands is not something sober people do. It’s something people on drugs do because they don’t feel tired until they crash and have to sleep for 24+ hours.
Seriously, what sober person would ever willingly stay up all night and all day? I can think of only a few reasons, and those involve travel overseas and medical problems. Not hanging out with one’s mother.
“which get whittled down to 19 days because of jail overcrowding.”
This is why the War on Drugs is illogical. Jails are overcrowded because they’re full of people who are inside for use and possession. Meanwhile victim’s rights groups are jumping up and down about soft sentences being handed down to violent criminals. The solution is to treat drug use as a health issue and create space in jails for violent criminals.
Kaiser, I think I speak for ALL your loyal readers when I say this: we would gladly take up a collection and pay for your trip, just to see the photo of you punching Lindsay. It would be worth every red cent.
I will not only contribute the airfare, I’ll drive the getaway car!
TMZ/Radar bs aside, I think she made up her mind to plead a while ago. The pretrial, the NYC trip are all sort of buh-bye. I don’t understand why with her access to fahion, stylists etc, she consistantly looks so crappy. Facials, decent make-up, hair, clothers that fit correctly, are all of these beyond her?
@e.non
It’s all good if she accepts the deal she will only have to serve 11 or 12 days.
She looks like Tara Reid in the header photo.
Send her *ss to jail where anyone else would be right now. SOOOO sick of this pointless and stupid *sshole.
It is exasperating to watch this girl get away with all of her bad behavior. I’m sure she has mental issues, and childhood issues, but she needs to go to intense therapy, not self medicate with coke and vodka. I think she is surrounded by enablers, and this is partly why she can’t get a clue about her life and career and how it’s all in ruins. She definitely needs one good person to help her take a tough love look at her life and choices. But it seems not even the judicial system wants to take on the task.
I don’t think anyone can save this girl from herself. She has zero self-awareness. If she was really trying to stay clean, she would not be hanging out in bars. Hence the insanity of addiction.
she’s starting to resemble Lara Flynn Boyle. And we all know what has happened to her…
I honestly can’t wait for her rock bottom, and then a memoir in the next decade. If she’s as down and out still, and desperate for money, who knows what she will be prepared to reveal about this period in her life!
“treat drug use as a health issue and create space in jails for violent criminals.”
Which is what drug addicts become almost immediately anyway. The scumbag mugging you for your wallet is not high on mocha lattes.
One of the first things u learn in rehab is that u have to avoid the places and people that tempt u to use again. Lindsay is always at clubs. She hasn’t learned a thing. She is definitely still using.
For God’s sake, she is in NYC, there is just so much to do beyond bars…tours, art galleries & museums, broadway shows, the opera, fabulous restaurants, walks thru Central Park. What a waste.
Chris is right but keeping jails crowded is big money in this country and that’s what counts most. Logic be damned.
In that second pic she has serious coke jaw, slightly clenched with her mouth open. Yup I know fron experience… aw college
Her hairline is vanishing, receding straight on back a la Queen Elizabeth (the Virgin Queen, I mean, not the current one). What would cause that?
I think the practiced, finger on the lip photos are working – at least for me it is. I now think she’s innocent. *eyeroll*
I’m with Ruby Red. I hope she gets a harsh sentence to teach her a lesson. Just because she is famous doesn’t mean that she is invincible and above the law.
@Shelley – it’s called “tension alopecia”, from the long, heavy hair extensions being glued onto her own hair roots. Probably nutrition, stress and slow drug poisoning might enter into it as well.
Folks, just because they make 15-inch hair extensions (for cutting and styling after installation!) doesn’t mean you add the full length onto the end of your hair. It looks like a double-tiered skirt. sheeze.
Whatever happened to her freckles???
Does she bleach her skin (face)?
Does she spray tan the rest until her skin is as dark as her freckles?
Do the paps airbrush all her shots?
WHERE are her freckles?
She was a cute little Disney kid who grew into an extremely mediocre if not poor actress.
She should have had a plan B that did not involve drugs and alcohol.