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David Duchovny looking like crap


David Duchovny just got out of sex rehab and it looks like they didn’t feed him or let him go outside at all because he’s looking like Gollum. Maybe the poor guy just lost his will to live after he gave up chasing tail. He was seen jogging, and it may have just been an attempt to get away from photographers but it’s possible he’s substituting exercise for sex and that’s why he’s lost weight.

Duchovny is currently in NY, where his family is in the process of relocating. He announced their plans to move in a Best Life interview published in May, well ahead of his rehab stint.

Early reports had Duchovny addicted to Internet porn, but then stories came out that he was cheating on his wife of 11 years, Tea Leoni, for years.

Tea was photographed out with David in NY earlier this week. She is now back in Malibu, according to The Daily Mail. David and Tea have two children, Madelaine, 9, and Kyd, 6. Run those urges off David! Do it for your family.

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26 Responses to “David Duchovny looking like crap”

  1. Christ! He looked hot as Mulder back then…but…oi!

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  2. Whoa, it’s like he aged 30 years in rehab! What did they do to him???

    Nevertheless, I’ve loved him since I was eight years old (the year of X-Files’ 1st season) and won’t stop now. :D ;) :)

    He just needs some good taking care of. Btw, CB, don’t you mean Gollum instead of Golem? If you mean the Lord of the Rings character, it’s Gollum.

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  3. Yes I do mean Gollum I guess. Thanks for pointing that out, I’ll change it!

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  4. hahahahhahahah!! freakin’ hilarious!

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  5. He looks like he has AIDS.It’s just massive weight loss but stress can do that.

    I think it’s creepy/unattractive when men that age wear the knit cap/those kind of glasses. Like he’s trying to look a lot younger and failing.

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  6. I didn’t lose weight when I went through sex withdrawal! I got cheated!

    :evil:

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  7. Uh oh! Someone’s got the hivy.

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  8. Wow, I thought that was Tommy Lee. Maybe he and Tea could just be friends…

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  9. He has looked like crap for a few years now.

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  10. Syko: I hear ya on that! I got cheated too! I’d look like Milla Jovovich, it’s been too freaking long! :)

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  11. ‘Maybe the poor guy just lost his will to live after he gave up chasing tail.’

    It really looks that way! I hope Tea will will provide him with a porch to hide under until he gets his world back on tilt!

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  12. Maybe he’s caught Tea’s anorexia. Substitute one addiction for another. Wow, married to Tea Leoni? I think I could give up other women for her.

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  13. so, thats what not wanking does to a man? no wonder you guys are hooked! maybe its possible he had another sort of addiction we arent aware of?

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  14. No, he still looks hot. He looks hot in anything!

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  15. I call bullshit on the “sex addiction.” That looks like an issue with heroine or a severe cocaine addiction.

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  16. His cheeks look sunken was he addicted to anything else besides sex? He looks ill.

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  17. Dang, what kind of rehab was that? He looks so skinny and just not good! :o

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  18. To go for the obvious, crude joke…

    Who knew that eating pu$$y had so many calories?

    *groaning at self*

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  19. I keep thinking that’s Tommy Lee.

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  20. That has to be a drug addiction.

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  21. He’s not Tommy Lee? No way !

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  22. He has been looking rough for a while. Something’s got to be up.

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  23. So the guy gets out of rehab for sex addiction and then he goes back to filming a show about sex addiction. Uh, yeah.

    David, I love ya, man, but you need to get your priorities straight. You better dump the sex compulsion (and the dang sex parts you seem to favor) before your lovely wife and family dump you.

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  24. KAISER!!! that was perfect!

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  25. Looks like he’s addicted to 2 kinds of crack!

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