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Jessica Alba in orange & purple DVF for the CFDAs: cute or tragic?

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Here are some photos from last night’s CFDA Awards (where Lady Gaga was named a “Fashion Icon”). Jessica Alba was in attendance, of course, because she doesn’t have much going on and she fancies herself a fashion girl. She jacked some color tips from Cheryl Cole for this Diane Von Furstenberg gown. Is this the new color scheme and no one told me? Bright purple and orange, co-existing together in one outfit. Good to know. In any case, considering the maternity dress doesn’t look like Pepto-Bismol vomit, I’m going to give Alba a fashion pass. Yeah, this color scheme is very “Jack Nicholson as The Joker”. But the real style fail is Alba’s hair. Very few women can really make this tightly-slicked back, “instant facelift” hairstyle work. On Alba, it looks wonky. She has such pretty hair – why not just style it around her face?

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Next up: Lucy Liu, over-dressing in Monique Lhuillier. Most ladies were wearing cocktail dresses, but there were a few gowns. But basically it was just Gaga and Liu who decided to wear giant show-stopping dresses. Gaga’s excuse was that she was being named a fashion icon. Liu doesn’t have an excuse. She just decided to wear a ball gown to a cocktail party.

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Here’s Naomi Watts in Calvin Klein. I love the dress… on Naomi. On someone else, it might have looked like an unfashionable sack. You have to be slender and blonde to make this sack look good, I think.

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And finally, Kelly Bensimon wearing God knows what. She really has no idea how to keep it covered up. She looks like Steven Tyler.

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Photos courtesy of WENN.

Written by Kaiser

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30 Responses to “Jessica Alba in orange & purple DVF for the CFDAs: cute or tragic?”

  1. Lisa says:

    I don’t think the haristyle is working for her. It makes her face look super weird.

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  2. Maritza says:

    That dress makes Jessica Alba’s boobs look deflated.

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  3. stella says:

    Jessica Alba needs to stay home and be pregnant. Her judgement or lack thereof is beginning to emerge. Lucy Liu on the other hand is adorable and should get out more.

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  4. DanDan says:

    The dress looks really comfortable, and colors seem fun and flirty. :-)

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  5. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    I think Jessica looks super cute. She is pregnant and I wouldn’t say she looked bad either way. I think they all look good except Noami Watts and Kelly. What was Kelly thinking?

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  6. The Truth Fairy says:

    Is Jessica losing her hair?! And is Naomi pregnant?

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  7. guesty says:

    Those colors look good on her so I’ll rate it cute. As for Kelly….how f’ing inappropriate.

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  8. Julia says:

    Jessica looks like she’s not feeling very well.

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  9. Meg says:

    I think she looks lovely. I’d ditch the earrings, but that’s just me. I love that color combo!!!! And I think very few can pull off that pulled back hairstyle, but her face is flawless, so she can.

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  10. Quest says:

    Those colors (Jessica) again, it’s like Cheryl Cole re-boot.

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  11. euroschmuck says:

    Do not like colors on this dress but wow, how beautiful she looks during this pregnancy!

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  12. RocketMerry says:

    I love Lucy Liu! She’s awesome, always.

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  13. Fabianne says:

    Is that the best Jessica could do? She looks truly tragic indeed. Loved Naomi’s CK dress though.

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  14. dorothy says:

    Jessica Alba always looks amazing. I agree, is Naomi pregnant?

    What is Kelly Besimon wearing? God, she has a much higher opioner of her body than everyone else does.

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  15. Crash2GO2 says:

    “Jessica Alba needs to stay home and be pregnant.” And perhaps barefoot too?

    I agree the colors are a Cheryl Cole rewind. But I think she makes it work here.

    Kelly looks good for Kelly. Naomi looks like Class defined.

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  16. toto says:

    naomi watts has some work done ? i did not even recognize her

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  17. DGO says:

    The top part to Jessica’s dress is ill fitting. She looks terrible. Lucy Liu, however, looks gorgeous.

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  18. Jacq says:

    Jessica’s dress would have been a win if the top had been more fitted. She should have worn something that hugged her preggo boobies, instead she looks like someone who is a medium wearing an extra-large.

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  19. bagladey says:

    I don’t like Jessica’s dress but I do love the colours. I love Lucy Liu; where has she been, what’s she doing? Kelly Bensimon looks ridiculous. The last time I remember seeing pics of Kelly on a red carpet she was wearing an obscene one-piece swimsuit/leotard-thing with sleeves that was exposing a large portion of her vaginal lips – and now this. What is wrong with her, why would she want to wear that? That’s so inappropriate. In addition, Kelly is tall and slim but she has a very unattractive, unshapely, hard, mannish body that’s not sexy at all, but she obviously sees something else because she always wants that body out there.

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  20. grace says:

    I love Steve Tyler. Please, do not associate that paranoid thing with him.

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  21. 4Real says:

    Something is weird with Jessica’s eyes??

    Lucy Lui=FIERCE!
    Naomi – I’ll allow “the sack” the shoes saved it.

    Kellywhoeversheis really needs to quit.

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  22. Isa says:

    I hate orange and purple together. And her hairline is SO WEIRD. Haha. I don’t think it’s a good idea to attempt that hairstyle while you’re pregnant because your face gets fuller.

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  23. the original bellaluna says:

    I just can’t with this shit.

    But Naomi looks AWESOME! That look really works for her, and I really kinda adore her. (And I agree, we need to see more Lucy Lui – LOVE.HER.)

    As for the colours/styles *coughsnortgigglesnortcough* of this season: I will stick to my own tastes, thankyouverymuch!

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  24. TeeTee says:

    Everyone looks decent except Kelly, why does she think we want to her her manly body w/those huge crunchy feet

    eeewwwww

    Lucy overdid it but she is not inappropriate. Naomi looks gorgeous and Jessica looks very pregnant, I think her makeup is nice and I love her hair pulled back for the sleek look.

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  25. lachica says:

    There’s no pic of Honor in this thread but Kaiser needs to run an entry explaining how the Mexican-American Jessica Alba and her African-American husband, Cash Warren, have managed to end up with a BLONDE child. Just saying.

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  26. the original bellaluna says:

    Apparently, there was a sherbet melt-down at the factory next to the maternity shop. (See Jessica Alba, Bryce Howard.)

    As for that piece of salmon jerky: why does she even bother putting on clothes? Just walk around in your bra and panties, FFS. (No, really, please don’t…but you catch my drift, yeah?)

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  27. buzzaroo says:

    Jessica has had great pregnancy style so far, some of her stuff has been fantastic – not right to highlight her one fashion faux pas – shocker that it is.

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  28. jess says:

    lachica…african american?? cash warren is not african american. and honor has light brown hair. nice try though.

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  29. Micki says:

    I’d rather have the dress completely purple (on her) and as J..(18) can’t read it sorry, mentioned with better fitted top part.
    Personally I dislike both colours.

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  30. Charlotte says:

    It’s horrible. How she doesn’t know she looks horrible is beyond me. As for Liu’s dress, I think she over did it, but she looks absolutely stunning. Bensimon looks hella awful and I don’t really like anything but the color of Naomi’s dress.

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