While most of struggle to find the time for an hour fitness class, former reality star and plastic surgery poster girl Heidi Montag claims she’s been spending 14 hours a day working out. It’s not like she has anything else to do. Heidi explained to US Weekly that she’s been frantically exercising to drop the weight she gained while convalescing post surgery. She was preparing for her gig hosting a party at Wet Republic in Vegas this Saturday. Heidi was probably hoping to be the only hostess, but she was joined by Hugh Hefner’s would-be bride, Crystal Harris, for a double (quadruple) helping of silicone, collagen, fake tan and bleach. If Crystal’s wedding would have gone through as planned she would have been there instead of in Vegas getting paid to party. Poor Heidi had to share the spotlight. Here’s what she said about her fitness regime, which sounds ridiculous:
Before she slipped back into a bikini for Saturday’s party at Las Vegas’ Wet Republic — the last time she was photographed in a two-piece was April 2010 — Heidi Montag spent some serious time in the gym.
“I’ve been working out from, like, 5 a.m. to 7 p.m. for two months now. I’ve been working out really hard because I had this pool party and I was like, I have to be in shape,” she told Us Weekly. “And I was actually a lot overweight. It was the most I’ve ever been because I’ve kind of been in hiding eating pie with my husband and puppies, so I needed to get back in shape.”
At her heaviest, the 5’2″ reality star claimed she weighed 130 pounds; she’s currently back down to 103. How did the Hills alum lose 27 pounds so quickly?
“I’ve been running a lot, and I’ve been doing weights,” she said. “When you work out, you boost your metabolism, so you have to [make sure you eat enough].”
Montag — who listed pie and fried chicken as her weaknesses — said she’s been noshing on apples, cherries and salads to slim down. After famously undergoing 10 cosmetic surgeries in late 2009, Montag added that decided to take a year off from the gym.
“My breasts, because they’re so big, really needed some time,” she explained. “So I’m just starting to work out again after my surgery. Sometimes I get shooting pains, but I hear that’s normal.”
[From Us Weekly]
It’s as normal to have shooting pains in your boobs as it is to get silicone F size breasts and to have your back “scooped out”. Heidi basically has an eating disorder if she’s working out more than half the entire day and eating just some fruits and vegetables. All that obsessive work and she still got overshadowed at her bikini unveiling by Hugh Hefner’s runaway bride. At least she got a paycheck though. The last we heard of her she was flat broke, and I write that with no sense of irony.
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She seems to have had her brain scooped out too.
Her face has settled in and she looks more like herself again, except for the gigantic boobs. The plastic surgeon did a great job, I hope she doesn’t get anything more done.
She does not look 27 pounds lighter. She never looked large post surgery, just bizarre.
And if she actually is working out 14 hours a day and subsisting on fruit and salad, sounds like exercise anorexia. Time for Dr. Drew to chime in in 3…2…1
Oh, that poor bikini top.
And she simply MUST tell me where she gets her running bras: as a natural DD, I’ve been unable to find one in my size that actually does the job. Now if I wear 3 of them…
@brin
LOl and at least she doesn’t have shooting pains there from over thinking
@the original bellaluna – I know right? I’m a 36D/34DD and my sports bra only works when running if I double up. I went bra shopping a few months ago and after a somewhat depressing afternoon I was convinced that all these surgically enhanced top-heavy women MUST have their bras special made. Either that or Hollywood is the only place that carries an array of workput bras that fit women that size.
I’m confused (I don’t keep up with this woman, didn’t watch The Hills or know about her until her surgery media frenzy and to date still have NO clue what she used to look like) but I’m QUITE sure the news had made it to me that after all the surgery/wedding media bonanza she and whats-his-face cashed in on they filed for divorce. Did she get remarried already? Who’s this husband she speaks of?
God, who would even want to swim in a pool where that many people are? Imagine the free flowing urine!
@Kasey
Same hubby. They “reconciled” after their sham divorce failed to garner them any attention
@ Kasey – That must be it! Nowhere else would a little skinny-mini-plastic-surgery-victim find a bra that “works” for her…except maybe Miami.
I never watched The Hills either (maybe since I lived so close to Laguna that I was already aware of the lifestyles of the pampered and notorious) but I think I read awhile back that the divorce filing was dropped.
@ Pyewacket – Forget the pee – think about the STD’s!
@Kasey @theoriginalbellaluna
SHOCK ABSORBERS! I am a 36DD, and I just ran a half marathon in just one Shock Absorber sports bra. It was heavenly.
Her spray tan is too dark for the fake hair. I wonder what happened to this poor girl to make her so damaged.
@Enny I’ll look ’em up. Thanks for sharing!
@ Enny – Thanks! 🙂 Available online?
I’m sorry but if she was running all days and ate nothing but salad, she’d look like the Wallmayer twins.
Furthermore, it’s ridiculous to say “I was actually a lot overweight.” when her BMI was 23,8 which is normal.
But of course, you couldn’t expect anything more but ridiculous distorted BS from Heidi Montag.
@fannomore….lol, that’s true.
*Hi Bellaluna*
*Hi Brin!*
@ mew – Because she’s “ridiculously distorted” herself! 😀
@ Morticians – Word.
@the original bella and @Kasey, I triple up at the gym. 3 too small sports bras. I wear 1 backwards so that the fabric, that’s supposed to run between the shoulder blades, pushes down my cleveage. I’m normally a 34D but ballooned up to an H when my milk came in with my second son.
I don’t, in any way, feel bad for someone whose CHOICE it was to have breasts that big. She’s in pain because she’s stupid, not because she was dealt a shitty genetic hand. I’d also like to add that those breasts have to weigh a good 15 lbs, which means she actually has only 88 lbs of her own body weight. She definitely has an eating disorder, although I doubt it’s possible to workout 14 hours a day!
@Kasey @the original bellaluna, the best sports bra I ever found was a breast reduction, lol. I was a natural 34DD, a 36 I during pregnancy, and then a 34DDD after giving birth. When I was pregnant, it took me until the 37th week of pregnancy for my belly to stick out farther than my boobs. I have a small frame and they looked ridiculous and caused me constant pain. My back, neck, and shoulders never stopped hurting.
I had my chest reduced to a 34C and I’m so, so happy with my decision. Occasionally I miss being so buxom, but 99% of the time I love being able to wear button-up shirts without having to worry that the buttons will pop off, finding a bathing suit that fits, not having to worry about sports bras, and not being in constant pain.
As for this silly twit — didn’t she have her chin shaved down? Why does it look bigger, like she has an implant? Were the breast implants so big that they migrated up to her chin?
“…kinda been in hiding eating pie with my husband and puppies…” HUH? Puppy pies? And love the two barbies enjoying a chuckle with the new issue of Playboy.
All that working out and starvation hasn’t done her any favors. She still looks like sh%#.
On the show My Strange Addiction, they had a woman who worked out 6 hours every day. She was built like a brick s…house. I mean, muscle on muscle. Her pinkie finger was muscular. There is no way this woman is working out 14 hours a day. No way.
Classy (eyeroll)
Correct me if I am wrong, but I believe that REAL breasts weigh a lot more than fakies even if they are the same size? Real breasts are full of tissue, blood vessels and fat, not silicon. My point is, it is probably easier to find a supportive, comfortable sports bra if your giant knockers came from a surgeon, since they don’t weigh as much.
My ipod enlarged everything and focused right on that orange beachball she’s holding. The color and size nearly matches those oversize things she call breasts. She looks ridiculous. But what is amazing is that a lot of men think that kind of woman looks hot. I guess men must remember their sisters’ (or maybe their own) Barbie dolls and measure the whole female race by that ideal.
Attention DD+ ladies! The Enell bra is fantastic for running and other high impact – no need to double up at all. In Canada there is also a bra called the “TaTa Tamer” by Lululemon that is great. It’s max size is DD though.
There have been no Spencer and Heidi stories for months,,,seriously thought we were done with them. 🙁
I couldn’t care less about this plastic bimbo, but her “coreography” during that Miss Universe edition is one of my “happy places” moments.
I’m really not buying this. That’s all.
Her abs do look amazing…..her skin and hair and “beach balls” do NOT.
@theoriginalbellaluna
Of course! I do all my shopping online these days.
http://www.zappos.com/shock-absorber-max-sports-bra-b4490-black-white
Oh god, I can’t believe I’m about to defend Heidi Montag.
My Mother had reconstructive breast surgery on her left breast, and like 3 months after surgery she began to get occasional “zips” of pain. We were both obviously worried, so she called the doctor and he explained that when that much surgery is done to the breast and the skin is stretched out, the nerves get bruised–that’s why for most women they experience breast numbness after reconstruction and augmentation. As the nerves heal, some people get shooting pains, which is just the return of feeling misinterpreted by the overly sensitive nerves. Her’s went away at about the 5 month mark, and she eventually got all feeling back. And she’s 100% healthy today!
So while the rest of Heidi’s interview is ridiculous, on the shooting pains being normal she’s actually (and it pains me to write this–no pun intended) right.
She’s just trying to take attention away from her unfortunate face. Girlfriend is not an attractive woman.
Aside from those disgusting fake boobs her body does look killer.
@ Enny – Thanks! 😀
Is that a “real” person, or a Barbie Doll?
@#33 – Her body should be killer since she “endured” 10 surgeries in order to get it that way. I agree with the rest of y’all about calling horsesh*t on her working out 14 hours per day. It only takes her that long because it takes 13 hours to figure out how to start the treadmill and 1 hour to try and stop it.
I vote that she works out for an hour per day because it would explain why her chin grew back. Who knew that you can shave down your chin with a plastic surgeon only for it to grow right back. HA!!
Oh and someone recommended Lululemon’s Ta Ta Tamer. I’m a 36DD and that shizz doesn’t do anything for me. Shock Absorber works well (bought it at The Bay) and I use a running bra from The Running Room (in Canada). I ran my half marathon and 30K while wearing it and no chafing, no horrible bouncing and no pain!
She’s really tone! I want that body! Well not the boobs just the rest of it!
I can’t believe how much she’s changed. She looks alright I guess. She should just tone down that hair color!
Yes, buy a shock absorber bra. The Bay in Canada carries them – they are a UK company. The best for big boobs and high impact.
I agree with Lady D – no way this chick is working out 14 hours a day. If she is, she’s doing something very, very wrong in the gym. She looks slim and lightly toned. Even if she had a lot of weight to lose, which I doubt, she would be showing much greater muscle tone than she is after 14-hour workouts.
Ultimately, though, I don’t care about her or her workout routine or her life, so whatevs.
LMAO at the photo of the heidi and crystal reading playboy; does anyone believe these two can actually read?
@the original bellaluna: I understand your pain. I used to be an E with size 4 jeans and I had to wear 3 sports bras as well. Finally broke down and got a reduction. For so long I didn’t want to because I thought it would be vain of me to do it but I’m glad I did. Less pain, easier to buy clothes, I’m not stared at my gross old men.
Good grief, I can’t keep those two Barbies apart!
Those bolt-ons are NASTY!
who cares what the likes of her do. not every short woman or woman in general in hollywood has fake breasts. she’s getting to be in Anorexic territory now for her height and body type
BOLT-ON DO NOT MOVE…SHE COULD RUN AND NOT EVEN WEAR A BRA! AWFUL, AWFUL BOLT-ON’S!
I’m not actually one for assuming all very thin people have eating disorders as I know plenty of skinny malinxes who eat like horses. Just to get that out of the way.
But that top photo gave me a shock. The head and teeny shoulder instantly reminded me of a classmate back in secondary school just before she was hospitalised for anorexia. The rest of the photos aren’t quite as bad, so perhaps its the angle of the camera and a slight fisheye distortion to the lens?
As for the other yoke – I thought she was “sick of the Playboy lifestyle”? How brave of her to break away from it by posing beside a pool in a den of iniquity with her Playboy cover artfully displayed… oh, wait… 🙄
All of this I find deeply disturbing. If I was a member of her family I’d be sick with worry.
Man, she really hates herself…which I can’t really blame her.
I got my boobies reduced as well, best thing i ever did, and the lift is nice too…. I went down to a C and its wonderful, no more pain. I play field hockey and the bras just couldnt keep em down…
Suicide before age 40. Taking bets now…
ugly bitch
I can’t believe I’m going to say some like this, I feel so dirty.. but yeah, shooting pains are pretty typical for breasts that size – bolt on or factory installed. I’m a (god help me) natural 36F-G (granted, I’m also 6’2 so it kinda, sorta, more or less looks in scale. Although the day after I have all the kids I want, I’m getting them taken down to just a DD) and carrying THAT around on your chest all day HURTS. Shooting pains, shoulder pains, back pains, the pain in your wrist from slapping the crap out of dirty old men… it IS just freaking painful.
Which just proves to me the girl is a freaking moron. Why ANYONE would willingly slap something so ridiculous onto their person just confuses the hell outta me.
Now if ya’ll will excuse me, I’m off to research all the different bra suggestions made above me – I’m getting into kickboxing and I’d kinda like to avoid having my breasts used as speed bags.
the original bellaluna – I have natural DDs which I wish were smaller! I work out and always secretly hope they’ll be a C *as in before I had 2 kids. I think these chicks w/ fake boobs don’t need great sports bras b/c their fake titties stay in place no matter what they do. So funny when you go to a topless optional beach where some of the girls who have fake boobs stay put when they lay on their backs. Straight up to the sky… whereas gravity makes mine and others fall to the sides.
@Jenna – OMG! I agree!!! After my girls were born I had double F’s too (with both babies, 5 yrs apart) plus the shooting, insane pain. I don’t understand why she’d do this (& pay for it) to herself. Her chin looks horrible too. It’s too big for her face and I’m remembering she had an implant put in. Why??
Please don’t tell me Heidi is going to get news again? This year has been so much better without her or her awful husband.
Her bolt ons look just as awful as Pamela’s.
I don’t see any change in her weight at all. She looks identical to her past photos. Methinks this was a desperate attempt by her to wrestle away the spotlight from Crystal Light and put the spotlight back onto Heidi. I mean, come on, 50 lbs lost and 14 hours a day at the gym? I think NOT.
And yes, those bolt on breasts look very odd on her.
Why are you back to reporting on this chick. I thought we all got together and banned them from your website. I might not come back, that’s how much I can’t stand this girl and that Spencer.
She looks like an emaciated pumpkin.
No one should look like that.
Awful and ridiculous.
@GeekChic: LOL, you summed in up in a literal nutshell…hahahahha
“As for this silly twit — didn’t she have her chin shaved down? Why does it look bigger, like she has an implant? Were the breast implants so big that they migrated up to her chin?”
I’ve always hated my 1/2 A cup breasts, but dang…you poor women. My dad always told me I should be glad that I could run without any problems! I hope you all find good bras that work. I doubt Heidi needs them since they probably don’t move.
So she had a ton of lipo then gained a bunch of weight? She looks pretty much the same just slightly toned.
I’m not a expert on fitness but it would probably be very difficult to work out that much without starting to look like a dude.
There are so many wrong things in this article but I just want to point out some :
1) She has never been overweight, she’s always been slender and thin, sure maybe the pills or whatever drugs she took to numb the pain of her new fake chichis might have caused some weight gain but overweight? Bitch please
2) 14 hours at the gym? God I feel exhausted and I want my mother to hold me and tell me I’ll be okay when I work out three hours…Does she work out or just lay on a mat?
3) It’s so sad she felt like she needed to butcher her face to be pretty cause she was actually cute, maybe not perfect but she did not look like a barbie doll
Her head looks HUGE! She was so much prettier before all of the surgery. Now she just looks ridiculous.
Beyond useless. Both of them.
She looks bizarre. While I don’t believe she was working out 14 hours per day, she certainly looks like she’s been working out alot and eating very little. She’s going to end up with major back problems from carrying those scary fake boobs on her little frame. The plastic surgeon that did all of her “work” should be ashamed. This girl most likely has Body Dysmorphic Disorder amongst other mental health issues. It’s disturbing to me that any man would find that look (huge fake circus tits on a fake tan stick) attractive but I guess some do. She really went overboard on the boobs. While I’m not a fan of fake boobs, if you are going to get them wouldn’t you want them to at least look sort of natural? For example, as much as I don’t care for her I have to say that Blake Lively’s boob job is pretty good.
Brin:
GOOD ONE!!
At those weird pool parties all I can think of is the drunk people having a giant toilet right in front of them. Nobody actually swims anyway.
Her tits look horrendous. Somebody is telling huge lies about running and working out 14 bloody hours a day. come on, has she been hanging out with Kirstie Alley the Queen of BS and Exaggeration?
What a liar!
No one can work out for 14 hours a day on such little food.You’d pass out from sheer exhaustion. I say BS!
Perhaps part of her 14 hour workout per day consists solely of being in the gym’s swimming pool, or just sitting in the steam room/sauna, with an hour of yoga or Pilates mixed in?
Either way, she looks horrible. An ultra deep tan with bleached blonde hair only makes her look older and gross.
If you are willing to work out 14 hours a day (or anything close to that) why would you ever need surgery?
If I didn’t have a job I could workout 14 hrs a day to lol idiot!!!!!!!!!! She is such a untalented big boobed bimbo.Her and Kate Gosslin need to both dissapear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don’t worry about her plastic surgeon…he’s dead.
I think it’s completely believable that she works out 14 hours a day. Because working out for her probably consists of farting around at the gym, pretending to use a couple machines, preening in the mirror, and texting her psycho husband.
She is a circus freak and I wish she’d go away.
Gah! Those boobs! *shields eyes*
Anyone notice how her fake tan came off from her dipping her legs in the pool?? LMAO!!!
My breasts, because they’re so big, really needed some time,” she explained — really? your breasts will not shrink! Well…you know why!
OMG that’s Heidi Montag? I got her mixed up with that ex-playmate (circa Holly Madison) who married a football player. How can I keep up, when they get so many surgeries and every blasted one of them is blonde, tan, and with huge watermelons for breasts!? I hope Celebitchy is around in 10+ years so we can see what they look like when their plastic starts melting away. They are truly “living for the moment”…
For a girl who has not only the most fake marriage as well as what most people would consider a fraudulent appearance in playboy(i have seen more revealing pictorials in feild and stream) her complaining about her very fake body is just par for the course.
For a girl who has not only the most fake marriage as well as what most people would consider a fraudulent appearance in playboy(i have seen more revealing pictorials in feild and stream) her complaining about her very fake body is just par for the course. She has no talent and does everything just to get attention.
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