Cher on the Kardashians: Those bitches should be drop kicked down a freeway

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Mike Walker’s column in this week’s National Enquirer claimed that “Dancing With The Stars” execs have been pressuring Chaz Bono to get his famous alien-faced mom, Cher, to appear in the audience on the show pronto. I’m sure they’re rethinking that ratings strategy after seeing Cher’s latest tweets. Cher Tweeted some pretty negative comments about the Kardashians, later clarifying that it had nothing to do with the fact that their brother was competing against Chaz on DWTS. She wrote “I don’t watch reality ! Never saw a Kardashian but these Bitches should b Drop kicked down a freeway !Not kidding! Nos I no r this Fkn nuts.” I’m not sure exactly what she’s responding to (or exactly what she’s saying other than that the Kardashians suck), but it seems to be due to Kim’s over-the-top wedding, and not Khloe Kardashian’s recent remarks in which she called herself and her sisters “trannies.” Later on Cher apologized and tweeted something about putting her foot in her mouth.

feel like I live in a cave !Once watched J&Kate they were sweet! This shit is HARD CORE! Is true Kardashian did Porno ! I’m so Fkn outa it !

Let me be clear ! Am not Hate’n Kardashian Fam.Don’t know them! Bridezilla’s crazy Bitches!Saw Brother onDWTS & my friend told me bout girls

[Rob] Seemed Adorable on Dwts! Am not rag’s girls dont even know about em RT @pjdelcampo2attn:Rob K is a sweet doesn’t deserve bad rap Nice guy.

By lovelies! Seems I put mySize8 1/2′s in my mouth again! Isn’t the 1st time Won’t b the last !Sometimes I should run my words by my BRAIN 

[From Cher's Twitter]

Oh well, all the words and excuses she piles on top of that can never erase the image she put in my head of someone drop kicking the Kardashians one-by-one off an overpass. I’ve never even thought about that before, but now I remember that it was a minor plot point in that terrible, creepy Macaulay Culkin film from 1993, The Good Son. Remember that? I totally forgot that Elijah Wood was in it! There are people jumping off overpasses in plenty of other movies, particularly action films, but that’s what came to mind. (Update: she was probably saying the Bridezilla’s chicks should be drop kicked, as someone commented but they were super snotty about it so I deleted it. How can you tell really with the way she writes?)

Cher might be watching DWTS live and in person next week. She tweeted that she hopes Chaz hangs in there so she can come. It’s hard to say whether Chaz will be on next week given his God-awful performance last night. He scored at the very bottom with this awful rumba, to his late dad Sonny Bono’s “Laugh at Me.” At the beginning he rips off a faux fur vest as some sort of 60s tribute and then awkwardly walks around partner Lacey Schwimmer. Lacey is dressed in a bejeweled outfit with a faux bikini lace overlay that only Cher could pull off. Chaz will be off this week or next. E! Online has a full recap of Monday’s DWTS if you’re interested.

Thanks to DListed for the heads up!

Cher is shown in July at the Zookeeper premiere and in December, 2010 at the Burlesque premiere in Berlin. Credit: Fame

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  1. Mandi says:

    You gotta love Cher. She called it right the first time! :)

  2. Jackson says:

    Oh, Cher. I agree with your sentiments but I am horrified that I could mistake you for Octomom. Sad.

  3. vale says:

    She’s totally right though.

  4. HotPockets says:

    She looks like she is wearing a mask, goodness, just like leatherface in the Texas chainsaw massacre. Maybe she just doesn’t want any other leather faces competing with her?

  5. Liz says:

    Um, too far, Cher. Too far. I can deal with a lot of nastiness, but not talking about doing physical harm to people. (Why yes, yes I have been on the receiving end of threats and violence. Why do you ask?)

    Plus, learn to spell. In fact, learn to use the English language.

  6. lucy2 says:

    I can’t really understand her tweets, but I’m on board with anyone wanting the Kardashians out of our faces.

    Ouch, all that surgery is catching up with her.

  7. It is ME!! says:

    Cher: 1, Kartrashians: 0.

  8. NeNe says:

    I am with Cher on this. Where do I sign up??

  9. ladybert62 says:

    well I dont like the Kardashians or Chaz! Both are famous for their parents.

    But what would Cher say if I said something similar like “she has a confused daughter” – I am sure she would protest but her comments about the Kardashians are just as bad.

  10. ladybert62 says:

    P.S. Cher – you look awful and should try dressing and acting your age.

  11. GimmeABreak says:

    People in glass houses…..

  12. Praise St. Angie! says:

    Dibba, you stole my comment! LMAO…

  13. LIVEALOT says:

    lmao @ jackson – agreed!

  14. Poison Ivy says:

    Does anybody know a much-frequented freeway?

  15. palermo says:

    Shouldn’t she be defending her fellow Armenians? LOL

  16. Sue says:

    She looks like octomom in that one pic!

  17. ChiTown says:

    I follow Cher on twitter and have somehow gotten used to reading her tweets. First she said that she was watching the show Bridezillas for the first time and was horrified by their behavior. Then she replied to a follower who asked something along the lines of, “You think that’s bad, have you seen the Kardashians?” (I’m paraphrasing, this all happened on Sunday night – twitter is blocked at work so I’m going by memory)) She said she hadn’t but then referred to the Bridezilla girls in the same tweet saying they should be drop-kicked. After that she had several tweets trying to clarify that she hadn’t met the Kardashian girls, had not seen their show since she typically doesn’t watch reality TV, and did not wish them any harm. Full disclosure: I am not a Kardashian fan but I f-ing love Cher.

  18. J says:

    Ha, love it that Cher says what we all think about the Kar-trash-ians! Who the heck is keeping that greed-obsessed family of white trash in the media anyway? Surely their 15 minutes of fame is long over!

  19. Tierra says:

    This makes me wish I had a twitter just so I can follow Cher…I freaking love her!
    I may actually watch DWTS if she shows up.

  20. Cheyenne says:

    @ChiTown: Whether she meant those Bridezilla bitches or the Kardashians, it’s all the some — they should ALL be drop-kicked down the freeway. And Cher looks damn good for her age.

  21. ChiTown says:

    @Cheyenne, I personally agree, just meant to clarify what Cher actually was trying to say in her tweets. I have a feeling that if she did watch the show she would not be a fan.

  22. JaneWonderfalls says:

    I feel her statement to actually apologize seemed just as insulting…LOL. Cher is a legend when you get her age, I give her a past my older relatives are bitchy but I must admit I do agree with her on the Kardashians!!! Cher meant every word she said, to bad we live in a world where you have to be so politcaly correct all the time.

  23. Celebitchy says:

    Thanks for explaining that so clearly ChiTown, appreciate it!

  24. ladybert62 says:

    Dang, #19Sue – you are right – she is starting to look like Octomom.

  25. The Truth Fairy says:

    I don’t know. I think when you say something bold like that you should stand behind it and not back down. When you start backtracking like Cher, Brad Pitt, etc it looks really lame. Cher has every right to say she doesn’t like the Kardashians. Big deal. She’s allowed to have an opinion.

    PS I used to follow Cher on Twitter, but deciphering her Tweets always gave me a headache so I was forced to delete her.

  26. MMF says:

    I love Cher. Always have, always will.

    She looks fantastic for her age.

  27. Hollowdoll says:

    Can’t say I disagree with Cher.

  28. BELLA says:

    CHER I`M WITH YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLL THE WAY
    THEY ARE USELESS…

  29. bagladey says:

    I love Cher – and I don’t think she looks like Octomom. Octomom should be so lucky – and btw Cher is 65 years old!

  30. jen says:

    I’m no Kardahian fan, but at least they can show up to DWTS to lend support, more than I can say about this cantakerous windbag.

  31. Kimbob says:

    Well, Cher pretty much said what we’re all kind of thinking about those Kardashians. Just wish she hadn’t made the uncomfortable apology.

  32. Jaxx says:

    I still love Cher but My God Have Mercy she ruined her face. I still remember the Sonny and Cher show and she was so exotic and gorgous. Now she has just wrecked herself. And for what? With her Indian blood she would have aged beautifully. She cut away everything that was beautiful about herself. It is a shame and a crime.

  33. Kelly says:

    I scrolled down quickly and thought that pic with the sunglasses was OZZY – not a good thing!

    I still love Cher too, but jeez – she’s obviously lost touch with reality. I’ve always loved her burgundy eye shadow, though! I just can’t pull it off.

  34. Judy says:

    Wish Cher had not apologized. She had it right. Can’t imagine following her on Twitter…who can decipher that.

  35. MSat says:

    Drop kicking down a freeway is actually pretty tame compared to what I would like to see happen to the KardASSian family. Does “The Island of Dr. Moreau” ring any bells?

  36. Elizabeth says:

    Chaz may be famous for his parents but when he’s gone into the public eye, its been to tell his own story in an effort to educate people and encourage tolerance. The Kardashians just do it for money, nothing more. They are the famewhores, not him.

  37. Jover says:

    Cher may look terrible but her comments are spot on; a lot of people forget that back in the day Sonny and Cher were a pretty decent duo – they sang live and would piss on today’s pop drivel.

  38. the original bellaluna says:

    Maybe it’s because the Kartrashians got famous via their father getting OJ off and Lardassian getting peed on by RayJ in a porno; whereas Chaz is just being Chaz, trying to live his life. Kartrashians actively sought out & sold their souls for fame; Chaz had fame “bestowed upon” him by the nature of his parents being famous, without actively seeking it.

    *raises hand to be first to drop kick Kartrashian bitches down a freeway* Is there a sign-up sheet or something? :D

  39. Cheyenne says:

    Looks like the Octomom — no.

    But somebody needs to tell Cher that red eye shadow doesn’t look good on anybody. It makes you look like you’re either crying or drunk.

  40. phlyfiremama says:

    Bwahahaha…score one for Cher!!!

  41. logan says:

    Yea Cher, now how about Lindsay Lohan. Tell it like it is girl. Whooo Hooo
    Finally someone with a spine in the great world of entertainment.

  42. blonde on the dock says:

    Wow! She looks scary. Should have left her face alone. I agree with the other poster. With her native blood she would have aged beautifully.

  43. Kim says:

    Oh Cher do not recant! The KarTRASHians should be dropped kicked down a freeway asap! Now that is reality tv I WOULD watch.

    The original bella luna – Good points & sign me up!

  44. Janet says:

    I read Cher’s tweets. They are confusing, but she was definitely not talking about the Kardashians – she said that about the Bridezillas. She tried to correct herself repeatedly, but I think she just made it worse!

  45. Tammi says:

    Cher said what everybody else is thinking and I love her for it.

  46. Hellen says:

    Oh Cher. Darling, crimson eye shadow looks good on NO ONE.

  47. Stacia says:

    Wanna laugh…That last pic of Cher could look like what Kim Kardashian looks like in about 30 years.Uncanny!

  48. Koa M. says:

    Cher, you hit the nail on the head with your first tweet! No need to clarify because the rest of the world agrees with you!!!

  49. e.non says:

    cher is awesome.

    i remember several years ago, a couple of years into idiot son’s great iraq adventure, she actually called into cspan (i was watching — she didn’t identify herself, but the host recognized her voice and outed her) to speak about the injured soldiers at walter reed (whom she had regularly been visiting); esp those suffering from brain injuries. she was key in getting support for a redesign of the helmets to provide extra cushioning to protect their brains from rattling around.

    the woman is friggin awesome.

  50. Jayna says:

    I feel sorry for Chaz. His mom didn’t go to the show to support him. You could see it in his eyes when asked and he said how much it would mean to him. I don’t think Cher was the best mom when the kids were young. She admitted she was gone all the time. At least she’s supporting him via twitter. Gaga should have gone and supported him and made Cher, first queen of the gays, look bad for not coming Lol

  51. Camille says:

    I wish she hadn’t tried to apologise. She was right the first time.

  52. Cheyenne says:

    @blondie: “Native blood”? You don’t mean Native American, do you? She’s Armenian.

  53. Just Me says:

    In the third photo she looks like she could be Ozzie O’s sister!

  54. Auds says:

    Cher may have called it right, but she isn’t far off herself, resembling a circus act with all her surgery. Cher has reached Wildenstein proportions. Kim Kardashian is the Cher of the future.

  55. mel says:

    Alot of ppl puttin their feet in their mouths here lately, Hanks Williams, now Cher. Yes I understand freedom of speech but isnt this a form of adult bullying?

  56. Lushus L. says:

    I loved the tribute to Sonny but Chaz reminds me of a Banana Split–Fleegle to be exact.

  57. gg says:

    Whoever picks out the dancing outfits on this show should be drop-kicked. You don’t put a granny-panties white overlay on an ass that size. Very distracting.

  58. Annie_Grey says:

    Cheyenne-Cher is french, english, and Cherokee on her moms side. Armenian on her dad’s.

  59. Cerulean says:

    I sure hope some business savvy promoter is putting this event together. Imagine the cash from ticket sales alone.
    Now THIS is economic stimulus.

  60. laura says:

    #35

    ‘cantakerous windbag.’

    i can’t believe you said that about Cher! IMO she can do / say no wrong. She’s awesome! One of the first feminists but nobody realizes it b/c she was so sexy.

  61. Tazina says:

    “famous alien faced mom” – wow – that’s a pretty nasty insult to hurl on a 65 year old lady. Sure, she’s had some plastic surgery but who hasn’t in Hollywood?. Cher is awesome.

  62. Chris says:

    Scary ass sight…but right on the money!

  63. Mitch Buchanan Rocks says:

    So Cher and the Kardashians are all Armenian? Too bad cher had all that surgery, great post Hotpockets :)

  64. Annie says:

    Cher was being kind!

    Just look at these comments by Kris Jenner:

    http://www.bankrate.com/finance/personal-finance/money-q-a-with-kardashian-mom-kris-jenner-2.aspx

    She does say that she used to work and that her kids have a work ethic but it’s full of contradictions and she shows her family’s true colors.

  65. Kara Ann says:

    #65 (can’t read your name) RE: Adult Bullying

    I don’t know if this is adult bullying so much as it is a great example of people’s inability to say their peace without being immature and/or offensive themselves. Society seem to have taken the “adult” out of adult discourse/conversation. Publically shared opinions especially by the famous/infamous are oftentimes reported so maybe they just reflect society’s general downward spiral into muck-raking. Personally, I would have liked it better and it would have been utterly defensible to say “Kardashians/Bridezilla/Whoever offends me.” Simple, easy, self-explanatory.
    End of Had A Bad Day Rant

    BTW, I really, really like Cher. Always have.

  66. Joe's Mom says:

    Cher obviously doesn’t watch reality shows and is shocked at what passes for talent and/or entertainment these days. And I don’t blame her at all. I did notice that the Kardashians kept their mouths shut last night as far as screaming comments at the judges. Someone probably had to tell them to zip it. Or else.

  67. crazycatlady says:

    I can’t believe she apologized. That’s so un-Cher. Instead she should’ve just said, “I’m fucking Cher! I say what I want!”

  68. Mourning the Death of Music says:

    @Liz #6 – “Plus, learn to spell. In fact, learn to use the English language.”

    Have you never used Twitter? It is impossible to use proper English on there. It is very common to abbreviate and alter spelling to compact everything you want to say into a single 140 character post.

    So how about you climb off of your high-horse?

  69. oh no! says:

    Pretty funny comments since at 1st glance with all that botox and fillers she looks just like a kardashian!

  70. ZenB!tch says:

    I’ve never liked Cher – her so-called singing hurts my ears – but I can learn to like her. One thing, I need to be warned if she plans to sing so I can have the mute button ready.

  71. Truthful says:

    LOVELOVELOVE Cher, she keeps it real.

    there is a diffrence, at her age Bo-tox is understandable… BUT when you are a cat faced-non talented waste of space of 30, you LOSE.

    GO AWAY

    television has taken a hard nose dive since we let trash into our living rooms. KARtrashIANS!

  72. ahoyhoy says:

    Team Cher, always & forever! Whatever you think of her songs, costumes, or opinions, Cher is a great mom who anyone would be lucky to have!

  73. Debbie Gaschler says:

    This whole story is incorrect. Cher was talking about “Bridezillas” not the Kardashians. But whatever gets your rocks off…

  74. blonde on the dock says:

    Cheyenne: I mean Native American as in Cherokee. I’m sure she’s a mixture but she has the beautiful bone structure of a person of First Nations descent. Or at least she used to.