Snooki might be knocked up by Jionni La Valle: will the baby be orange? (update)

These are photos of Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi promoting her latest brand-boosting extension of ridiculousness, “Team Snooki Boxing,” in NYC. Apparently, Snooki herself wlll not hit the ring but, instead, has partnered with her father, Andrew, to host boxing events beginning on 1/28. I’m not even going to try and match reason with the bizarre decision to host ringside events where people beat the crap out of each other when Snooki herself has been on the receiving end of a punch or two during the course of “Jersey Shore.” Regardless, I’ve observed that Snooki and her father (he adopted her when she was 6 months old) have a very strange relationship. When she gets arrested at the “Shore” for public drunkenness, he always accepts the news calmly. And when Snooks flashes her hoo-ha in an Italian nightclub (resulting in her boyfriend Jionni La Valle fleeing the country), she calls her dad to warn him what he’ll see on television, and he seems perfectly okay with all of it. Weird.

Anyway, that’s not the real reason we’re here to talk Snooki today, so let’s move onto Radar Online’s insider scoop (from Star) that Snooki is allegedly pregnant with Jionni’s child. She certainly doesn’t look pregnant at this point, but it could be true:

Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is about to drop her most scandalous bombshell ever, Star magazine has exclusively learned.

The pint-sized reality star and her boyfriend of a year, Jionni LaValle, are expecting their first child, reveals the upcoming issue of Star.

“She is pregnant and has only told her closest friends and some family,” an insider said.

Never one to keep her mouth shut, the 24-year-old can’t resist hinting publicly at her baby joy, explained the source: “She’s been telling people that she has a big announcement coming.”

Snooki will soon be starring in a Jersey Shore spin off with her MTV co-star Jenni “J-Woww” Farley and her new arrival will be part of the plot. “They are having to redo the creative direction of her spin-off because of her pregnancy.”

Despite her recent high profile slim down, the reality star has been dropping clues on social networking sites that she may be in the family way.

“I feel sick,” she admitted in a January 25 post on her Facebook page, then later tweeted: “Late night craving…yogurt hits the fricken spot!”

Now, the only question is — will she admit it?

[From Radar Online]

Can you imagine the monstrosity that would be a pregnant Snooki? I mean, she already has pickle cravings (and famously guzzled from a huge jar of juice in the Season 5 premiere) on a daily basis, so who knows what she’ll want to eat. If Snooki is knocked up, she’ll have to put down the diet pills, but at least we know she’s smart enough to save her money, unlike several of her co-stars. Still, this would certainly transform into a gigantic mess of leopard-printed, Snooki-branded baby clothing and rhinestone-encrusted pacifiers. Would she fake-tan the baby, or would it just come out orange? Perish the thought.

Seriously though, I wouldn’t doubt that Snooki hasn’t exactly been trying to not get pregnant with Jionni. She’s crazy about him, has already talked about naming one of her future children “Jionni Jr.”, and even dropped hints in the press about the engagement ring that she wants. When Snooki recently appeared on The Ellen Show, she stated that Jionni is a sobering influence and that she now only drinks a few glasses of wine weekly. Still, she admits that they can’t watch “Shore” together “because it just starts fights.” Translation? “I can’t let Jionni watch Season 5 because then he’ll know I’ve been trying to keep The Unit from spilling the details about how I gave a beej to The Situation.” Poor Jionni. He really has no idea, does he?

UPDATE: Snooki is denying that she’s preggo.

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  1. LittleFATMe says:

    It usually happens when you lose weight. This is gonna mean a whole baby centric reality show – ugh.

  2. hoax30 says:

    She reminds me of tila tequila!

  3. Missy Mara says:

    That baby’s gonna be one cute chubby Oompa Loompa!

  4. Noi says:

    without her being drunk,loud and acting crazy what’s left to make her famous a baby no that may be the thing to end her so yay pregnancy

  5. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    Hmmm. That slim down probably has less to do with diet pills and more to do with nose candy (as it seems to be pretty prevalent in the Jersey shore house).

    Also, I hope she isn’t pregnant. I think she has a few more years of growing up to do before she can be a good mother.

    • the original bellaluna says:

      I think she’s got a good decade of growing up to do before she’ll make a decent mother. Unless she’s managed to get all of her drunken foolery out of her system in the 5 seasons of JS.

      Also agree about the nose-candy: it came out that that “friend” who was arrested bringing drugs to the house was, in fact, bringing drugs to the house. (I think he’s now facing charges.)

  6. Asli says:

    LOL! Bedhead I soooo believe she gave Mike that beej. Her denial was really shady.

    With that said. Can I request an ASkars post?*Drool*. There haven’t been one for months.

  7. Blue says:

    That is going to be a tiny (short) kid. I’m sure her dad is so used to her foolishness by now. I mean if you had a kid constantly doing dumb shit would you be surprised when they call you and tell you they did something dumb and/or embarrassing.

  8. shannon says:

    Actually, her dad was really pissed when she got arrested. He threatened to come to the Shore & take her home, like she was 15 or something.

  9. Mr. StinkyFishFace says:

    That guy is all of what 5’2? Holy moly!

  10. Franny says:

    The middle half of her outfit is pretty cute. The rest really ruins it.

  11. paola says:

    She’s sooo tacky i can’t even look at her.

  12. jc126 says:

    I can’t wait til these Jersey Shore idiots go away forever. I doubt she’s pregnant, this is probably just a story planted for more publicity.

  13. Jules says:

    I think they would have an adorable baby.

  14. Smokin'Jo says:

    Is it just me or do those two look ALOT alike?!? If she was adopted she may want to have a DNA test to make sure Gionni isn’t her brother!!!

  15. Pia says:

    I believe she is adopted from Peru and is somewhat naturally tan underneath all that orange, so I imagine the baby would inherit a darker skin color. No doubt she’d be looking at it though, thinking how pale it is and if only she could figure out a way to get it spray tanned without someone taking it away from her… she should give those Toddlers and Tiaras moms a call for some pointers. *shudder*

  16. bagladey says:

    Why would she let that happen?

  17. crys737 says:

    why are these people allowed to breed?

  18. Me says:

    Why do people think they are “clean” enough to say things like “Why are these people allowed to breed?” Get a grip, do you judge everyone so one-dimensionally?

  19. sandra says:

    Is this show still on??

  20. Zigggy says:

    A sure sign of the rapture.

  21. ol cranky says:

    a snookie pregnancy announcement would be funny on April 1st; on February 1st – not so much

  22. Veronica says:

    I actually think she looks like a slightly tackier smaller Kim kardashian

  23. Jover says:

    That poor poor kid What will be the first life lesson – how to take a shot or throw up in the tub.

  24. hillbillygirl45 says:

    I’m new here, but this site is the sh**! That being said, I’m so happy to find other people that feel the same way that I do about Jersey Shore, Kardashians, and Lohan! I love reading all yall’s posts, and agree with damn near all of them…..why are people like all these fools so famous? I swear to goodness I cannot turn on my TV without seeing\hearing about these famewhores. Hell, I ain,t the sharpest knife in the drawer, but, I’m a rocket scientist compared to these walkin’ talkin’ assholes..But, they all got more money than me, so I guess that means I ain,t living right…………….Ain’t that a bitch??