Let me describe Kim Kardashian’s activities of Tuesday. First, she went to the gym. Then she went to The Laser Away Salon/Spa specializing in Botox – that’s her leaving the Botox place in the header photo. Then she went to dinner at Mr. Chow’s and then she went to an event for Valentino (I’m including those photos at the end of the post). I’m just trying to emphasize what a “normal day” consists of for Kim Kardashian. A little ‘Tox, a little nosh, a little red carpet. And this is what Kim means when she talks about how hard she works, and how she’s an amazing businesswoman. In her mind, she’s the Steve Jobs of cat-faced famewhoring. Anyway, here’s more about the ‘Tox:
Whatever her detractors say, you can’t deny that Kim Kardashian always looks sensational. Even the 31-year-old’s off days are pretty on, and given the fact that she’s admitted to suffering from the condition psorisis… her skin is bound to have issues.
Having her resources though, means that the best treatment is available to deal with any problems and today, ahead of an appearance at Valentino party, she did just that. The high maintenance brunette perhaps headed for facial, to ensure her skin was red carpet ready for the high-profile.
There is no suggestion she had Botox injections, despite the fact that the salon advertises it as a speciality. And Kim has admitted to trying the face freezer in the past. She was even filmed having the injections around her eyes in 2010, though she suffered an allergic reaction to the substance and her eyes became swollen and bruised.
‘I’m never doing this again… at least not until I’m 40,’ Kim told her family after learning that her bruises were a natural result of the injections.
While Kim has confessed to having Botox injections but claims she has not had any actual invasive plastic surgery.
‘Trust me honey, if I take this bra off you will tell me I need to get them done,’ she said of her breasts on Nightline again in 2010. ‘I’m totally not against plastic surgery. … I’ve tried Botox before. That’s the only thing that I’ve done.’
Last night the reality TV personality had a relatively late night at Hollywood’s trendy Soho House. The E! TV personality donned an eye-catching yellow and black leather outfit and stayed out until around 10.30pm before heading home to her Los Angeles home. She appeared to be keen to show off the result of her hard work at Barry’s Bootcamp in her sexy outfit.
Kim has been attending fitness classes in earnest, tweeting yesterday how she was working on her arms and abs.
In a concerted effort to keep trim, she told her Twitter followers: ‘Up early to get this workout in! Get fit or die trying ;-)’
Bulls–t. In my opinion, Kim gets regular Botox (she got it on her show once) and filler treatments, plus collagen injections in her lips, plus electrolysis, plus she’s actually had PLASTIC SURGERY. Whatever. Just look at Kim at the Valentino event and tell me that she’s super-all-natural.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
No interest in this whatsoever.
I agree. I hope Celebitchy and other websites will stop obsession with these famewhores and only then they will be forgotten for good.
This!!!
Veruca: meant for all Kardashians. Read in plural the “famewhores” Thanks!!
+1
And yet you all clicked on the link, read the article and commented.
I click to raise my voice by commenting and tell websites to stop writing about them. This is how I see my influence against them. There is nothing positive i will write about the bimbos.
No interest and yet u clicked on the link and commented. You must love to waste your own time!
Her face looks so..greasy! and the lips so swollen, and her eyes so spider-y.. why doesn’t she let the previous work settle for a while before running to fix the next invisible tinsy little bit of skin?! if she keeps doing plastic surgery, botox or whatever she is doing, in 5 years time she won’t have any skin left, it’s ll be so tight that she won’t be able to blink, let alone talk without moving her ears!!
Busted in every way.
Couldn’t agree more.
A little ‘Tox, a little nosh, a little red carpet. Thanks for the laugh this morning
What a liar. She has had her nose done. It’s much thinner.
Sure, KK is all natural just like she’s a size 2…
Her eyelashes look so stupid!
Right, that toilet brush style is ridiculous
Hate the girl, love the dress and ooh, what are those little red spots at the sides of her forehead?
How is she busted? This place also does laser hair removal, which Kim gets treatments. It doesn’t matter, she will never go away because tabloids/blogs keeps reporting on her. Imagine what would happen if you stopped reporting on her?
If we stopped talking about Kim K we would just start talking about someone else. There would be no hardship if she went away, she is very replaceable. She’s not going to find the cure for a disease, she’s not talented in any way that I’ve seen, and Ive never seen her say anything particularly interesting or give an opinion on something that was at all thought provoking. If we stopped talking about her we would move on to another person famous for being famouse and no one would bat an eyelash and Kim knows it. Thats why even though she could get these procedures done without anyone seeing her, like many other celebs, she purposely makes sure everyone gets a picture.
THANK YOU!!!
WELL said and very true.
I’m guessing she got her lips a little fluffed for the event?
she looks pretty in the pics, but enough of kk.
NOOOOOOO. Whst? She looks plastic! I was tempted for a nanosecond to admire her skin but it’s all chemical crap & surgery, I’ll take my slightly greasy & occasionally spot-prone skin and bet you any amount that my face will look better at fifty. And I’m def not as pretty as she is (or used to be…)
totally natural AND works so terribly hard. and is a size 0 by now? muahahaha! (how does she still look so freaking busted with all this money at her disposal and nothing to do but groom all day?)
Well…not to defend her or anything, but she wasn’t coming out of a place that ONLY does botox.
She’s not natural and does she have a Birkin in every color or what?
I honestly don’t care if a celebrity wants to get plastic surgery/botox whatever. Of course I think they should embrace their natural beauty, but I don’t think getting work done is a career ender, considering most of Hollywood has had something done. That being said, I wish celebrities would just own up to it. And be like “Yeah I had a nose job, so what?”, instead of making us out to be fools. We’re not stupid, we can obviously tell.
I agree with this wholeheartedly. I admire anyone who admits to their plastic surgery, releases their photos before they were photoshopped, etc….. Let’s just be honest with this stuff for the sake of everyone’s self esteem.
Now THIS is what she should be wearing! The dress in the bottom images is young, fun, and makes her look way thinner than the majority of the outfits she manages to stretch across her ass. Too bad about the face.
She reminds me of Joker and her eyelashes/spiders legs freak me out everytime. Yuck.
She clearly gets work done, but I don’t understand why you always say she’s got lip fillers. She’s always had super super full lips and that seems to be the only consistent part of her face. If anything, it was reported (and semi believable) that she had a sort of upper lip reduction to give the perfect bow lip
Kaiser,I love this blog on the whole but could you please refrain from posting ever so often about these good-for-nothing airhead schmucks and eventually phase them altogether so we don’t ever have to glance or read about these dumb ass Kartrashians ever again!!!!!
Agreed. I feel saturated with this.
“In her mind, she’s the Steve Jobs of cat-faced famewhoring.”
^So true!
I’ve seen wax people that look more real than her!
Good God, just admit you had work done! It’s obvious. Know what people loathe more than professional famewhores? LYING professional famewhores.
She’s look dreadful and needs to stop!
I agree with every thing you said except electrolosis. I am sure she had all of her hair lasured off.
Do people still do electrolosys? I thought she had it all lasered off years ago. Although she does have little bumps right above her upper lip.
Does the salon she went to do lips? The look so much worse in the dressy shots.
What a phony beyotch! And I bet she just wonders why oh why she can’t get and/or keep a man. “Oh, but I’m just so pretty all men should adore and worship me!” When will she realize that men like REAL women not some plastic imitation? They can buy those in their pr*n stores or online. Lot less upkeep than this artificial bimbo! All she’s good for is being peed on.
Yes. She needs to return to her roots and pursue her true calling: homemade piss-whore porn.
Why can’t this site be a Kardashian Free site?? Is there anybody out there that still cares about this klan?
What is it with her and those giant fake eyelashes? Accenting your eyes is one thing. But she looks like she needs a full construction crew with scaffolding and all the tools to put them together in the morning.
Hey what happened to her cheeks? She had Madonna cheeks for a little while there, and I thought she had cheek implants. Now they look pretty normal.
she is such a liar–NOW her lips are about to bust, and its natural LOL!!
Too much makeup!! She looks better without, and hey, the botox injections etc wouldn’t look obvious 😉
Once you start distorting your face, it will never be the same. She’s too young for this.
Well, she’s about as natural as pink slime. But there’s no way she’d have botox before a big event . . . would she? What if the needle marks show?
She definitely wears enough makeup to cover that up…
Botox doesn’t work asap it takes a few days to kick in and a week for the full effect so “before a big event” makes no sense unless its for a big event later in the week or it’s just her time for a touch up and she’s out in the public eye so much no time is a good time.
Hi Asli!
Yeah, I mean her face looks straight-up PAINFUL. Let’s not kid ourselves..
Straight up painful is right!! She grimaces in most photos for a smile….or is that her coy face? Or is it her proud face? Possibly extreme happiness? All of her expressions are tightly held into one grimace. Blech!!
I accidentally read this as “Kim Kardashian photographed EATING a Botox salon,” and my first reaction was: so that explains it!
She’s pretty but she looks like Eva Longoria now. Remember when she used to be Armenian?
I thought she was really pretty back then. Now she just looks stuck.
Why does Kim need botox, isn’t she, like, 30?!
Samantha – testify! Kaiser, please, no more of this woman!
I just don’t get it…She was such a pretty girl before she went and got all this work done. Does she think she actually looks better now? She had such an unique look before and now she just blends in with all the other plastic people in Hollywood. Each their own, I guess.
Just because a place specializes in a procedure doesn’t mean that’s the only thing that can be done. It sounds like this is just like any other spa that also does facial procedures.
DUMB. DELUSIONAL. BITCH.
Cute dress!
Yeah right no surgery or botox-hahahaha!
Shes as natural as a bag of cheese puffs. I shudder to think what would be left on your fingers after touching her. Shivers!
Well she wouldn’t even look all-natural even if she’d had no botox or plastic surgery. The huge fake eyelashes and layers of makeup also do not scream all-natural!
When did KK become Eva Longoria?
Unless the payment for the botox was a BJ, those lips got injected
I was in the local dollar store yesterday and saw the diet supplement they were hawking a while back. I laughed my ass of and wondered how long till their clothing line is in Big Lots.
Laser eye surgery, fake hair, fake eyelashes, fake teeth, fake tan, fake lips; boob job, nosejob, butt job, laser hair removal, and God knows what else she has had done to her face, botox, fillers, cheek implants? Probably buckets of lipo. Yep, she’s all natural
Well I guess technically she could have gone for electrolysis. She has been quoted as saying she has every body hair zapped and that she’s hairless. (Eww….must …stop….thinking…about…..that….)
But do I believe for a minute shes natural? hahahahah
Of course not. Of course she is nipped, tucked, plumped and all the rest.
Doesnt mean she had Botox THAT day for sure though.
She looks like the gelfling from the Dark Crystal… freeky
Anyone with EYES can see she is NOT NATURAL.
That face is so stiff you can use is for a trampoline.
However,…drum roll…for the first time in her krappy shallow meaningless life, SpiderEyes is wearing a supercute dress AND it is actually flattering to her obnoxiously distorted figure.
non-fugly shoes, too!
Yet she still looks like a plumped chicken ready for the rotisserie.
F….. hysterical!!!
She’s delusional because she is surrounded by fakery 24/7, and must actually believe we can’t tell the difference. I live in a big city, so it is not like there are not women with breast enhancements, and probably some other things. But still, can you imagine her walking through your local Walmart (even if you didn’t know who she was). Just the sight of her would make people do double takes, not because of her natural beauty, but because she looks like some fictional human avatar or something. People would be like…look at that lady, she is pretty, but what is wrong with her, she looks so…weird…sureal. Sad, but if she were set free in the ‘real world’, she would probably fare as well as any other oddly different animal in any species. Females wouldn’t like her much (fake looks AND fake personality). And no men I know would like her…except for the obvious, well protected, one night stand.
The skank lies about everything….like mother like daughter. I’m just waitng for the reconciliation with Kris Humphries….think of all that publicity!!!!!!
Give the man back his ring
Hating this masquerade of a woman.
She has the red botox bumps on her forehead. I get them everytime I get injected. Its so obvious ….she is so fake.
Words fail me, I usually bypass Kuntrashian posts but I love to talk smack about them, they are so gross, every last one of them. I don’t see why they are even relevant, what is it that they do? Oh yeah, she was in a sex tape where she got pissed on, now I remember. Real classy Kim, what a hardworking businesswoman you are.
I’m a huge fan of long dramatic lashes but…
It’s like she has decaying spider legs poking out all around her eyes.
A simple google images search of KK ‘before and after’ you can clearly see that she clearly has had work. So weird to lie about it in this internet age.
Yuck, I see a duck face and I know that ain’t natural. These dumb women are making these doctors super rich all while these chicks get freakier and freakier!
stop torturing us!
If she keeps getting plastic surgery, her head is going to be flat and she will look like a flounder. If she had a brain, that might slow down the face flatening. As for plastic surgery, she is a liar! Her butt has pretty obvious implants, her boobs are totally fake – just look at her bikini pics – and nothingon her face is real! She has had rhinoplasty, collagen filled lips, and Botox on the old forehead and eyes. Looks like she’s have Juvederm on her “smile wrinkles!”. I bet if he put her in a microwave, she’d melt faster than a Barbie doll!
I cannot ignore this.
Frist, She has perfectly pouty lips. Why on earth did she inject them?
Second, she looks like a demon with that onslaught of fake eyelashes. She has no grasp of proportionality.