Snooki covers People with 6-day-old baby Lorenzo: does anyone still care?

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I was mildly surprised when Snooki gave birth a few weeks ago and no one cared because there was a rather substantial uproar when she announced her pregnancy earlier this year. Oh well. Changing tides, and MTV has also recently announced that the upcoming 6th season of “Jersey Shore” (which starts on Oct. 6) would be its last because producers want to end the show “on a high note.” Supposedly, money wasn’t a factor in the decision because the show is still the top-viewed program for that particular MTV demo. But I imagine with certain cast members (arguably) maturing — like Snooki becoming a mom and the Situation getting clean — the show couldn’t continue to be the same trainwreck forever. So it makes sense.

Anyway, Snooki has managed to appear on People magazine’s cover in very short order after her baby’s birth. Little Lorenzo was only six days old when the photoshoot took place! And no, he’s not orange. While it still gives me the shivers to think of Snooki as anyone’s mother, I have to admit that she’s been handling herself (relatively) gracefully these days. She also didn’t gross us out with too much TMI (like Jessica Simpson did) while she was preggers, which is sort of amazing coming from a girl who waxed rhapsodic for several episodes of Shore’s Season 5 over her recurring urinary tract infection. Here’s some details from People:

Just six days after Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and her fiancé Jionni LaValle welcomed their first child, Lorenzo Dominic, they opened their home to PEOPLE to help introduce him to the world.

“It’s a different kind of love that I never felt before,” says Polizzi, 24, who is currently filming the second season of her MTV spin-off Snooki & JWOWW.

It took more than 24 hours of labor, but the pint-sized reality star finally gave birth to her son on Aug. 26. Happily, she and LaValle say that choosing a moniker was much easier.

“We were going back and forth, and I just happened to think of Lorenzo,” says LaValle, 25, who adds that he was inspired by a child he knew from his hometown, where he and Polizzi now live with his parents. “She loved it.”

The baby’s middle name, Dominic, is in memory of Polizzi’s uncle, who died. “I did it for my dad,” she says.

Now, the happy couple are enjoying spending time with their family and of course, their “adorable” son.

“When I got pregnant, everything changed,” says Polizzi, who will also appear on the final season of MTV’s Jersey Shore, premiering Oct. 4. “The partying is long gone. I’m a new person.”

For exclusive photos of Lorenzo – plus details about Polizzi’s delivery, upcoming wedding, weight loss plan and life as a mom – pick up this week’s issue of PEOPLE, on newsstands Friday

[From People]

Snooki and Jionni must have decided on the name Lorenzo quite early in the pregnancy because in last week’s episode of “Snooki & J-Woww,” the two girls got fake babies (to test themselves, I guess), and Snooki named hers Lorenzo. I still can’t believe J-Woww tried to order “tan babies,” but there’s no accounting for taste where that cast is concerned. Since the birth, Snooki seems to have truly fallen in love with her baby and has even tweeted, “I love nursing my little man.” That’s sweet.

Here’s a few photos of Snooki launching her own brand of Snooki’s Wild Cherry Soda on 7/18. She looked like she was ready to get that pregnancy finished.

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Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and People

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  1. ME says:

    No. No one cares. Though, I am surprised the baby does not have FAS. Good for Snoopie, I guess…

  2. CG says:

    Has Snooki had some work done? I know she’s lost a ton of weight and that can have an affect, but her face just looks different to me. I can’t put my finger on it, though.

  3. Brown says:

    Confession time: I follow Snooks on Twitter (one of like 3 celebs I follow) and I LOVE her. *hangs head in shame*

    She tweets CONSTANTLY. Pictures, stupid thoughts, whatever. And she really seems to enjoy being a mom. I think motherhood is probably the best thing that could have happened to her.

    I just really hope Lorenzo never has to see Jersey Shore. Seems like they should probably just take the money from the mag spread and put it in Lorenzo’s “future therapy” fund for after he catches a few episodes for the first time.

    • Isabel says:

      I follow her too, and dare I say it, she seems like a really sweet girl and a very happy mom. She clearly enjoys everything about motherhood. She also seems a lot calmer.
      But yeah, the little kid will need therapy after watching JS xD

  4. Kim says:

    I expected to see Snooki on Life and Style or Intouch Weekly.People has officially sunk to tabloid status.Baby is cute,though.Snooki ‘s face looks odd.

    • DreamyK says:

      People Magazine lost status with me last year when they gave Sexiest Man Alive to the emu dude, Bradley Cooper.

      The only thing I’d watch Snookie do is the Gangnam Style in her 5 inch heels. That would be worth the price of admission.

      • ME says:

        I second this. Bradley Cooper is not attractive, he has a serious case of crazy eyes. It should have been Timothy Olyphant…or Gabriel Macht…or Robert Downey Jr… pretty much anyone who doesn’t look like a serial killer.

      • Isabel says:

        @ME; Well then I guess Ralph Fiennes and Russell Brand are off the list xD

  5. G says:

    Good Lord he probably still has the umbilical cord on! She couldn’t wait a month?! UGH!

  6. KellyinSeattle says:

    I don’t care much about Snooki. My 16 year old said, “She’s dumb”. Anyway, what’s with the pic of LeAnn…is she trying out for a Dlist version of “Splash”?

  7. ZigZagZoey says:

    Okay, I never thought I would think this….

    But, she no longer bothers me. She seems like a fairly decent girl, and her baby really is cute.

    Don’t judge me! ☻

  8. Happy21 says:

    That’s a big HELL NO…over and out!

  9. tru tru says:

    no one cares anymore but PEOPLE mag does, LOL!!

  10. LeslieM says:

    No! People like her are what’s wrong with America today. The fact that she was on television shows how low class American television has become.

  11. Samigirl says:

    I’m psyched she’s breastfeeding. Like it or not, a ton of young girls look up to her and if they see that she’s doing it, maybe they’ll do it too! Educating the younger gals, good for her! I do think it’s funny that she’s on the cover of People when I can think of several (arguably) bigger celebs that People didn’t want to pay to put on the cover when they had their children.

  12. Hautie says:

    Wow… I never expect to see Snooki on the cover of People.

    I am beginning to wonder if she hired a really good manager and PR firm. And has turned into a serious cash maker. If so, good for her. Make that money while you can!

    But I believe the change in her face is from the lack of alcohol. It does really make you puffy as hell. She dried out and her face now has a shape.

    Just look at what has happen to Christina Aguilar. Puff face from extensive alcohol intake. If she stopped drinking… a month from now she would have her old face back too!

  13. holly hobby says:

    Another money losing cover story. It will probably beat out Jessica Simpson’s as the lowest circulated issue. Really, you put a minor reality nut on the cover when the biggest story was Michael Clarke Duncan’s death? So unfair.

  14. judyjudy says:

    I loathe babies on magazine covers.

  15. mel2 says:

    Her baby is absolutely gorgeous.

  16. NeNe says:

    I know that I could care less. Enough with this little girl.

  17. Brat says:

    I was surprised the she got a PEOPLE cover. I thought she would have ended up on a lesser mag, like US or Star.

  18. Heather says:

    She looks like Bristol Palin.

  19. Trillion says:

    Snook, whatevs. PINK’S LEGS on that cover, however…

  20. Reece says:

    PINK’S LEGS!!! Ow!

  21. Chai says:

    I think she got veneers or something.

  22. TheOneAndOnlyOnly says:

    No, and in the spirit of non-partisanship why not put Mrs. Obama and Mrs. Romney on the cover with the focus on marriage and family; no one cares for a talentless brainless twit like snooki – from what i’ve seen Jersey shore is just about over too.
    Or michael clarke duncan. BTW, People has now become the rag for people that find the Star too challenging.

  23. Tiffany says:

    Snooki, yes I am over. But I am a SUCKER for baby pictures, celebrity or not. They just make me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

  24. vic says:

    Beautiful baby. She looks happy and healthier.

  25. babythastarsshinebrite says:

    That was quick. Very cute baby even with his eyes shut I can tell he will be a lil handsome boy.

    • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

      The poor kid is looking at a future career as a jockey. Both parents are all of 5 foot nothing.

  26. Garnish Utley says:

    How cute. And she didn’t have to travel all the way to Africa to purchase it.

    See, celebrities, you CAN make them yourselves.

  27. shewolf says:

    Love.

  28. skuddles says:

    Could not care less. Just curious how long before she’s back to sloppy boozing and face planting on the boardwalk again.

  29. mar says:

    that baby is adorable!!!

  30. Courtney says:

    some of you complaining need to realize celebrities have been selling pics of their kids to magazines and the last time a major celebrities death made the cover story of People magazine was October 13th 2008 issue when it was Paul Newman and unfortunately MCD isn’t near as big a star as Newman was so he wasn’t gonna get the cover

    • Marcia says:

      Stop talking about Melissa Newman, Paul Newman, and Joanne Woodward. You comment about them all the time on every article.

  31. Anna says:

    Tiny baby.

  32. Liz says:

    I thought photoshop was supposed to make you look better not worse. Honestly, all babies look pretty much the same to me at that age so I’ll have to wait to comment on that until he’s older.

  33. Memphis says:

    That baby is adorable!

  34. Isabella Notarfrancesco says:

    I’m proud to say I didn’t even know she was pregnant.

  35. bagladey says:

    Congratulations to Snooki on her beautiful baby – he’s gorgeous.

  36. Nev says:

    Awwww. Cute baby! Snooki career will go on sorry guys! She’s funny.

  37. HappyJoyJoy says:

    I think this is what Dora The Explorer would look like if she went to hooker school. That poor baby. :-/ I’m embarrassed for him.

  38. dorothy says:

    Nope. Hope People didn’t pay her for that cover. Can’t imagine them reaping the returns on that one.

  39. Str8Shooter says:

    Please, make this stupid orange-potato famewhore go away!!!

  40. la chica says:

    LeAnn must be PISSED that she lost the cover to a reality trash star and her child out of wedlock. Could the country star have sunk any lower. Lol!

  41. Bird says:

    Her baby is really cute, and good for her for breastfeeding. Nothing to hate on here.

  42. jwoolman says:

    I like Snooki. She actually learns from mistakes – one time in court was enough for her, she did everything right, just did what the judge told her to do with no fuss and no snarling and no attempt to make herself a victim or shift the blame. I imagine her dad read the riot act to her over that “public intoxication” episode, he seems down to earth but loves his little girl. He was quite clear-eyed in an interview about the fleetingness of her fame and so I figured he would be advising her to be frugal and save her cash. I think she slowed down a lot after that but definitely cut out alcohol as soon as she knew she was pregnant. She and the kid will do fine.

  43. kibbles says:

    I’ve never seen Jersey Shore and don’t plan to watch the final season. Have never followed the cast closely and only know their names from celeb news sites such as this one, so I don’t know much about Snooki other than that a lot of people find her immature, classless, and annoying. However, I would imagine that a lot of her public persona is just a gimmick. She does it because she knows that acting a fool brings in more viewers for her show and more cash. Does that mean she will be a bad mother? Absolutely not. She might be a much smarter and mature person behind the facade who is ready to be a mom. Again, I don’t know her personality as well as most who watch the show. I just think that these people might not have a lot of shame, but they are a lot smarter than we give them credit for. Their act is earning them millions of dollars. When the curtain finally comes down on Jersey Shore, it wouldn’t surprise me if she changes her public persona into a much more mature woman like Nicole Richie did.

  44. cee says:

    Off topic but am I the only person that gets the vibe that she doesn’t really accept her Chilean roots? I thought she was Italian honestly and not till recently discovered she was a Latina. Is she ashamed or something? Just curious

    • MizzVJJ says:

      She was adopted and raised by Italian descent parents. She’s probably not ashamed. I just don’t think there’s a rule anywhere that says you HAVE to lay claim in your adopted heritage.

  45. Suzy says:

    What the hell happened to her face?? Did she get botox and/or plastic surgery?!? She looks weird.