Kim Kardashian is pregnant!! Didn’t I tell you this was going to happen? Damn, I love it when my predictions come true! As soon as that story came out about Kanye’s management team telling him that Kim was bad for his business, that’s when I knew Kim’s best play was pregnancy. I mean, she can’t marry him… yet. She’s STILL married to Kris Humphries. So her best play was pregnancy, and some of the tabloids even got on board, claiming that Kim’s penchant for unflattering clothes was PROOF that Kim was already knocked up. Would you like to see my prediction? This is what I wrote on Dec. 21st:
I think Kim might talk a good game about “wanting a baby” but really, she couldn’t care less. Babies are as disposable to her as fluffy white kittens, which is to say they can both be handed off to someone else once all of the photo-ops are over. But I could see Kim making the noble sacrifice of getting knocked up if it meant that Kanye would stick around for another few years. Don’t you see how the timing is perfect?
HA!! I love it when I’m right. Anyway, here’s the confirmation:
Kim Kardashian has something to look forward to in 2013: the birth of her first child! The E! reality star is three months pregnant with boyfriend Kanye West’s child, Us Weekly has confirmed. The musician announced their baby news while performing at Revel in Atlantic City, New Jersey, Dec. 30. The “Heard Em’ Say” rapper told the crowd to “stop the music and make noise for my baby mama,” referring to his girlfriend, who was in the audience.
This will be the first child for both Kim, 32, and West, 35, who began dating in the spring of 2012. They two had been friends for several years, though both were in relationships at the time. (Kim is still married to NBA player Kris Humphries; she filed for divorce in October 2011.)
Shortly after West shared the news with fans Dec. 30, Kim’s family members expressed their happiness via Twitter. “Been wanting to shout from the rooftops with joy and now I can! Another angel to welcome to our family,” tweeted Kourtney Kardashian, mom to son Mason and daughter Penelope (with partner Scott Disick). “Overwhelmed with excitement!”
Tweeted Khloe Kardashian-Odom, “Keeping secrets is hard with so many family members! Especially when you are so freaking excited! Love is everything!” The X Factor co-host’s husband, Lamar Odom, added, “I’m excited for Kanye and my sister! There’s nothing like bringing life into this world! Let’s keep God’s blessings coming!”
Kim spoke candidly about her desire to have West’s children during a September appearance on The View. “At the space that I am in life now, kids are definitely something I want,” she said. “I think I wanted that before. I think I fell in love so quickly and wanted that to be my life so badly but I just didn’t take the time to find someone.”
So, what does this mean longterm? Well, Kanye will stick around for a while longer. He’s going to stick around until the baby is born. He’s probably even going to marry that ass once that ass is divorced from Kris Humphries. Beyond that… I actually think Kanye might be in for a rude awakening once he discovers that Kim’s maternal instincts only go as far as a photo-op. And I can’t imagine that Kanye will be down with selling every part of this pregnancy and baby too… but we’ll see. Maybe Kim really IS Kanye’s Beyonce after all.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.
NOOOMG….not Kidye!!!
She does know she can’t call it quits after 72 days, right? Even if the ratings are bad?
Pam, you’re my hero. *Love* this comment.
Also, Kaiser, considering that Kanye used a venue filled with 5,000 people to announce the pregnancy and give a shout out to his “baby mama,” I doubt he’ll have an issue with pimping out the pregnancy or the kid. These people are so gross.
why would she call it quits? This was a business plan and the baby is her greatest accessory. The pregnancy and then the baby will be pimped out to the hilt
@ol cranky
Her business plans don’t always work. Do you really need examples? Kim is trend follower not trendsetter. Children can be passé next season and what then?!
@faye, you say that like being called “baby mama” isn’t romantic!
@Pam
the trend may pass but that baby will always provide her access to the Kanye fortune still a win-win for her
Isn’t she still married to that other guy? Please World, don’t embrace this. YUCK
That’s whats really interesting isn’t it? Since she’s still married to KH does that mean he will be the legal father if they don’t divorce before the birth?
Maybe there is some addition to the law when a couple is separated but in my state any child born to a married woman is the child of her husband. When I got divorced they quizzed me in court about pregnancy. I had a friend who WAS pregnant (by someone else) when she divorced and she lied for fear the court wouldn’t let her divorce at that time. Maybe Kim and Kris are legally separated (I mean who hasn’t heard about that?) so it doesn’t matter. Whatever the outcome, those ladies (and I use the term loosely) better take care of that innocent child. Nobody asks to be born. And nobody REALLY asks to be born Kardashian. Actually, I believe if nobody else takes it seriously, Khloe will and probably Kourtney, too.
all i have to say is.. congratulations Mrs.Humphrey! on your pregnancy with Mr. West
Based on first hand knowledge, I’d she’s still legally married when she has the baby, Humphrey will have to sign a denial of paternity and Kanye will have to sign an acknowledgment of paternity. If she’s divorced but not married to Kanye yet, he’ll still have to sign the acknowledgment of paternity. If anyone refuses to sign, then it goes to court orders and DNA testing and all that. Humphries won’t be automatically assumed to be the legal father since there will be several other parties (and him, I’m sure) saying otherwise.
@faye-
I 100% agree with what you said. Kanye is a huge famewhore… he was a very rich producer and beatmaker before he decided to start rapping to expand his fame/fortune/artistry.
Don’t we all remember when he portrayed himself as Jesus several times in one year, said purposely controversial remarks about Bush to garner attention, and grabbed the mike during Swifty’s acceptance speech?
So yea, of course they will both pimp the baby. Hard. It’ll revamp their image & make tons of $$$
@mycatlovestv- it wholly depends on the state. Some states have no laws presuming paternity, like ny, while some like CA do presume paternity and legitimacy. Depends on where they are getting divorced.
Let’s brace ourselves for further destruction of the letter “k” in our near future…
Strangely enough, I’ve had a half-decent vibe off Kim lately. I think Kanye may actually be good for her (to a certain degree).
Congratulations to them both.
Do you think Kim is going to go even more OTT about being America’s Kate Middleton, now?
“OHMERGERD, WE’RE KNOCKED UP AT THE SAME TIME, IT’S LIKE WE’RE SISTERS!!”
LOL
I agree. She hasn’t been annoying me quite as much, and it seems Kayne is at least stopping her from plastic surgeries (or as many plastic surgeries). Even though I can’t really stand them, Kanye actually seems a little committed and she seems to be a little calmer…oh God I never thought I’d say that lol.
When her father was dying of cancer Kim was the only one there taking care of him. The rest were like ~I don’t want to see him that way~.
And when her mom got all those cosmetic surgeries for her wedding it was the same thing. She took care of her while the rest didn’t visit.
So she might be a desperate attention whore but she might not be a bad person overall.
Annie, I did not know that about Kim. That’s good to know.
@Annie – I’ve never seen any of their shows, so I have no idea about how she comes across on-screen. But I’m inclined to believe Nick Cannon when he said that Kim K. is one of “one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet” (but that she’s also a big, fat liar).
HAHAHHAHA. She’s the American Kate, dontchakno.
Saw this headline this morning and groaned. I’m so happy for the other pregnant celebs: Kate and Will, Jessica Simpson, Channing and Jenna Tatum… but I feel like Kim did this just as another reality show/fame chapter. I feel bad for their kid already.
Yeah, this. Two people in a happy, healthy relationship filled with love are having a baby. I don’t see what’s so bad about that.
I think KK is a general fame-ho just like all of you, but I think what she’s been desperately searching for is love and a family. I don’t think she’s going to be a terrible parent. I mean, I wouldn’t be shocked if it happened, but I’m kind of expecting her to be obsessed with her child and dote on him/her in conspicuous and obnoxious ways.
I do find it weird that she is still legally married and carried on in a new relationship just a few months after swearing a marriage she made millions off of just was not working … The woman is still married … people have no business carrying on in any other relationship until after the divorce is FINAL … you can wait …. she did not have to be with him so soon… Oh but that’s right she has been sleeping with Kanye since she was with Reggie …. I also find it hilarious that After Reggie and Amber both are having babies she decides to have one… I will NEVER like babies out of marriage and yes LIFE is beautiful and should be celebrated … but to say this is “not all that bad” is CRAZY !!! She was married twice before and never once got pregnant … she has dated a SLEW of men ( and no I have not been with anywhere near that many) and has never managed to get accidentally pregnant .. not even by Reggie who she was with for 3 years … and now she is just pregnant … timing is a little too perfect
@ lady x
Well, they never said it was an accident, did they? Who’s to say they didn’t plan for it? I can’t believe y’all are making me defend Kim K, but seriously- the reason her divorce isn’t final is because her ex is being a jerk. She filed over a year ago. Plus, after a divorce or breakup, you’re allowed to date other people whenever you’re ready. Wasn’t her ex dating someone about thirty seconds before Kim was? So why wouldn’t she? And she’s talked about wanting babies non-stop for the last several years. I remember her doing a whole interview when she turned 30 about how she was so upset to not have kids yet and she was ready to start ASAP. Looks like Kanye was on the same page.
On top of that, the slut-shaming tone of your post disgusts me. What, so because she’s had more sex than you she’s a terrible person? There’s plenty of awful stuff about her you can nitpick- she seems materialistic and selfish and rude, and is really mean to her sisters for starters- but the fact that she’s dated and married men because she’s a little immature about love is really not that bad. And neither is her getting pregnant.
On top of that, dang girl. Take a nap or something. I promise you Kim K/Kanye’s child will have absolutely no effect on your personal world whatsoever. Their happy news has nothing to do with you, so why would they care if you’re disgusted?
Lady x – that marriage wasn’t real. legal yes BUT not a real marriage. The ‘relationship’ part of it in the way regular people understand was over before the wedding.
You don’t divorce [or attempt to] a person in 72 days, without any relationship counciling and pretend the marriage was real. they barely lived together as a married couple. do you forget the part where Kris decamped back to mineasota or wherever and Kim wouldn’t go with him?
Kris looked like he cared, and the delayed divorce is his revenge amongst other issues BUT if you believe that it was a real marriage, from Kim’s POV???!!! more fool you.
cmc, you’re awesome. I totally agree with you (even the part about being forced to defend Kim K). Because she’s been married twice and dated a lot of men, she’s an unrepentant whore? I mean…she may very well BE an unrepentant whore, but there are MANY women who have been married more than once and dated lots of men and it doesn’t mean they’re horrible people.
This relationship won’t last too many people these days are in a rush to have kids with someone they haven’t been with for long. Happy and healthy relationship?!?! They are both fameh*s who will do anything for the $. This kid is going to be pimped to the hilt and end up a spoilt brat.
@cmc (in response to your post below)
I do not watch the K-trashian’s show, but I saw a few previews. I specifically remember KH talking to Kim, when they were already married, about moving out of NYC to have kids and raise a family.
She almost had an apoplexy attack! How could he ask HER to give up HER career to HAVE KIDS?? How could he expect HER to move away from NYC, be a mom and raise kids? Didn’t he know that her CAREER was too important? That public loves and yearns for her?
All this barely a year ago. And in barely a year a complete, 180 degree turnaround. Now she’s ready to give up her career? Now she’s ready to focus on pregnancy? To birth and raise a human being? WHY? HOW?
Well, easily answered – KH was a temporary means to an end of extending her ‘career’. Kanye is the END. The BABY is the means.
The only reason she is now ready and ‘overjoyed’ to have a baby is because this is the only lasting way for her to lay her grabby paws on this idiot’s fortune. She cares for nothing and nobody but herself. This baby ‘happened’ because it was necessary at this exact time. She knows full well where the most publicity and monetary support will come from. And now she’s ensured herself access to the trough for life.
She is a disgusting human being, she will be a horrible mother, and the child will suffer like so many other celebrity kids who were never wanted – just needed for the parents’ selfish reasons.
She makes me sick, and Kanye only makes her look more desperate. But one thing is true – they are perfect for each other. This pregnancy will be the Olympics of fame-whoring of truly EPIC PROPORTIONS.
I have two things to say on this matter:
1. Womb of Doom, and
2. Whenever I look at her, I hear South Park’s Timmy saying “Kim-MAY!”
That is all.
Ha! I will never be able to not hear the same now.
I agree. End times.
Also, this baby will be born at almost the same time as Kate Middleton’s. The media frenzy will be out of control.
She’s gonna get so fat! I’m a horrible person for thinking that…anyways, just like with Beyonce, then those “royals” this will be plastered everywhere. I guess the powers that be are forcing me to study for finals, cause there’s no good celeb gossip, and nothing new from my Hiddles. 🙁
I cannot WAIT to see the “assplosion” that occurs…no assplosion = not preggers.
She is going to get so DUMPY. I can’t wait to see her ass and her womb compete for size.
@miffy-
We’ll see. She may surrogate it out and fake a bump like Beyoncé, who I firmly believe went by surrogate
She’s 3 foot tall (or something) and has an enormous ass and chest. If she doesn’t look like the Pilsbury doughboy in about three months time we’ll all know she stole Beyonce’s phone to get the number of that surrogate.
I feel bad for Khloe. She is married, happy and can’t have a child. Kim is fame hungry trying to keep the spot light on her at all times any cost and gets pregnant while married to another man. Grrrrrrr
The first thing I thought of when I heard this news was Khloe.
Yeah, poor Khloe. I think she would be a great mom too.
Me too. Ou of all if the sisters she deserves it the most. Plus she’s the only MARRIED one!!! Poor Khloe.
I do feel bad for Khloe. It must be bittersweet for her.
You guys! That was my first thought too. Poor Khloe. I really really hope her and Lamar adopt or have a baby soon. I feel like it must be putting such a strain on their marriage. I remember when they found out Kourtney was having another baby Lamar said he was jealous. This has to really sting.
Lamar has a son. If he wants children so badly he should give him a call.
@Annie he’s nver acted like he doesn’t have kids. Maybe he’d just like to have one with his wife….there’s nothing wrong with that.
Lamar and what’s her name are on the rocks. It’s all a show now.
+1. Khloe seems to be the only decent woman in this family who is fit to be a mother and it’s not happening to her but to her awful sisters.
I’m not a big fan of Kourtney’s, but I think she has been a terrific hands-on mom with her first child. It was so obvious her world was that little boy and came first, not a job, not anything else, to the exclusion of all else. He was her priority. He wasn’t handed off to a nanny all the time. She hated to be away from him. Scott was tossed to the side in many ways.
Was my first thought too! I was thinking that it sucks that the only one who’s officially married to their baby daddy is the one who’s having trouble getting pregnant. I sure hope 2013 is the year for Khloe too!
Another couple who think nothing of having a baby in a brand new relationship. And she’s still married to somebody else. Nobody thinks anymore. Sad state of affairs.
gg -I agree what’s the rush these days in having kids with someone you hardly know. They will soon join the rest of the Hollywood single parent elite soon.
The rush is ratings. TV audiences have short memories. That whole *giggle* ‘wedding special’ happened 8 years ago in tv years.
why is anyone pretending the marriage to Kris was real???
It was a business deal that went bad. She didn’t try to make it work, pulled the plug on it and moved on.
Only the legal shenanigans are holding her back, but let’s not pretend it was a real marriage in any way, shape or form.
Just because the marriage may not have been real doesn’t make it any better. She had a million dollar wedding, scammed a bunch of people and treated marriage like it was nothing.
Anyway, I think the fact that she is still legally married isn’t such a big deal. Sometimes these things take a really long time.
Also, I’m ashamed of myself for clicking And commenting on this post.
Congratulations to them both. I wonder if she will give her husband what he wants in the divorce now to speed it along?
Doesn’t he want an apology/”admission of guilt”? Hmm maybe money will help.
In most places you can’t get a divorce during a pregnancy. The pregnancy is assumed to be the husband’s until the someone does DNA testing and takes those results to court to declare legally who the biological father is. I can’t believe she would be so stupid.
Wow! Didn’t think of that! More complications
Yeah but they filed for divorce over a year ago. It’s pretty clear they aren’t together.
It’s a pretty archaic thought to force people stay married because of a child…gotta love the court system.
That’s not actually true, amada basura. Divorces in the second and third trimester happen all the time, the courts don’t put anything on hold, they just leave room for amendments/changes to the divorce decree pending a paternity test if there is a disagreement as to who the father is.
I know women this has happened to.
just because i am evil like that, i want her to have to go through that in the divorce proceedings. *evil laugh*
This is what I’ve been waiting from you Kaiser. Now, my day is complete.
Kim K., Jessica Simpson, and Kate Middleton all pregnant at the same time? My head may explode before this is all said and done.
On the heirarchy of importance, nobody is going to give two shits about Kimye’s kid seeing as how Will and Kate’s will be here first and they’re Will and Kate LOL
Having said that, seeing how the Kardashian offspring don’t seem to make cute kids, I hope for their sake it’s a boy, ugly girl children of celebs don’t fare well…
There will be plenty of attention paid to Kim’s baby – not as much as to the Cambridge kid but by God, the baby West-Kardashian will also have magazine covers and announcements on the Today Show and tearful family press briefings.
The Kardashians work hard for their fame – I give that to them – and they will be working this pregnancy from every angle.
In that way they are much like the MIddletons, who worked every angle hard to get Kate married to Wills.
One is wrapped in a pretty, classy package and one is in-your-face trashy, but they are both getting what they want with these pregnancies, and the media will reward them.
That’s not true, both of Kortney’s kids are adorable. On top of that, it’s just a mean thing to say about little kids.
Sorry I don’t find Kate Middleton and porn-star Kim Kardashian interchangeable and it’s very sad that anyone thinks they are.
The three reality star gals and fanewhores are all pregnant at the same time. We are in for pregnancy then baby overload. Kanye is dumb for not wrapping it up. He now has to deal with Kim for at least 18 years.
Just like the lyrics to his song “Golddigger.”
Ha! You beat me to it, MyCat. I was going to say he should have re-read those lyrics before making this lifelong commitment to the Kartrashian empire.
It gave me the willies when Kris advised Kim to go off birth control months ago (in front of cameras on their reality show). This is a career strategy from the momager. I don’t think KK has any real interest in being a mother, beyond the 30-Rock-Jenna extra attention it will bring her.
You don’t know what kind of mother you will be, untill you are one. So certainly WE can’t say anything about her as a mother yet. Just because she is shallow in many ways, doesn’t mean she won’t be a loving attentive mom.
she looks a pretty decent aunt
Kourtney once accused Kim on an episode of ‘keeping up’ of not being a great aunt like khloe is. In fact her and Scott had their wills done up and both agreed that if they were to both die that Khloe and Lamar sould be Mason’s guardians. Kim threw a fit because she always seems to be jealous of Kourtney and Khloe’s bond and told her older sister off.
She felt she was as equally as good of an aunt as Khloe but Kourtney did not agree. In fact Kourtney said the only time Kim took interest in her little nephew was when she could use him for an opportunity to flood her instagram page and pimp him out in photos just to get attention. She said Kim didn’t really do anyhting with him and visits between the two were regulated to photos via instagram etc. Kim denied this but Kourtney firmly stood her ground.
Lol yeah I know i’m pathetic and sad for even remembering all of this and for watching their show but it was one moment on the program that was just too good to forget and probably had a ring of truth to it in terms of Kim’s character. Kourtney is the sister who never holds back her bitter feelings whether it be towards the mom Kris and adultery , Rob’s laziness or how stuck up, selfish and fake she thinks Kim is.
I just feel bad for Khloe though because she seems to be the most upbeat and down to earth and has been trying so hard for a child. I think Kim sees things more as a competition as Kourtney has the kids and Khloe the marriage. Many instances on the show she whines about how it is unfair. I think she believes that her sisters should be grateful to her for everything they have and uses the motherhood and marriage against them as a ploy for why she works harder because she has no commitments etc.
Dear Lauren,
Bravo! Seriously, that was a great post and good recall on this aspect of KK. I too unfortunately can re=call episodes (I like to watch as background noise and to rip on them like I do here on CB).
But Lauren called it and I find all this news pretty sad…really sad.
KK’s commitment to raising a child to adult will ALWAYS score second, or third, or fourth fd
–
@Kate I don’t really want to go off on the negativity route but I find it a bit insulting that you assume I don’t read because I watch a particular reality show. I actually read quite a lot of books and not the crappy it things of the moment either but some well respected authors with a big library of source material like Ken Follett, Grimshaw, etc.
I don’t know I just find it unnecessarily rude for some people on here to act like they are somehow separate from others and make assumptions about others when they are also lurking around gossip sites devouring the pop culture. Just my thoughts but I hate when people assume that watching reality t.v. means you don’t do things like read, study, write etc or even have a life.
I do have a life and my watching the Kardashians (although sad that I know all of this) doesn’t mean I don’t read other things or know about other stuff going on in the world.
ITA,
I’m not a fan of Kim, but what is her crime? She doesn’t drink, smoke, take drugs or been arrested for anything. So, she’s a famewhore. Does that mean she’ll be a horrible mother? Besides they’ll probably have a beautiful bi-racial baby. Beyonce must be P**sed. Blue Ivy will be pushed to the side in the media.
Kim and pimp mama Kris have already designed a plan to out-fame Blue Ivy. I foresee epic bitch fights in the near future between Kim and Beyoncé.
Pr0n star is not a crime, but it shows a complete lack of self-respect and morals. And the way her family makes money by wh*ring out every “personal” moment and creating a fake reality show is disgusting.
And a 72-day marriage where she raked in millions is nothing less than fraudulent.
They are the worst that this country has to offer.
Imma let you finish, but Beyonce had the best stunt baby, of all time!
Look for JayZ & Bouncy to have #2, soon
Maybe by 2015, we can see it, or like Blue, its leg on Instagram. Woohoo!
I liked her fine until the fake wedding. It was so obvious she wanted to have a massive wedding on TV and it was all about the money and attention on her, nothing to do with the idiot she was marrying. He was too stupid to see it. That wedding was really sterile and just over-the-top excess, no love felt. Then she is married and the guy isn’t even allowed to put his stuff in her house. It was obvious she couldn’t stand him the minute the ring was on her finger. Plus she has shown her really selfish side this season. It totally turned me off to her and mommy Kris.
I actually like Kourtney because I think she’s a great mom, even if a cold girlfriend. I like Scott on the show also, because he livens it up. And I love Khloe.
NEWS-FLASH …. not ALL biracial babies are beautiful !!!! smh
Dude, she couldn’t handle a KITTEN. A KITTEN.
It’s a good thing they both have money, because I’ve a feeling she’ll need her weight (her REAL weight, not that size 4 ass she claims) in nannies.
Babies are only cute accessories for so long, you know.
I may not know the whole story, but as I remember, she was allergic to it right? So she found it a good home. And it died of natural causes. Hardly something to crucify her over IMO.
Having said that, my gut reaction to this pregnancy news is NOOOOO……………..
And really, I thought ‘Baby Mama’ was a derogatory term we gossipers used for unwed mothers. How delightful to know that it is now apparently a term of … endearment..or something? GROSS
Her ass and boobs incresing will be epic.
I guess the silver lining here is that, most likely, neither of them will have much of a hand in raising this child. They have the money to hire all sorts of caretakers that will do a better job than Kim ever could.
Also, Kanye is such a catch. I mean, what woman doesn’t dream of having her first pregnancy announced at a rap concert by saying “shout out to my baby mama!”
well I do think it’s the dream of the fame whore of all fame whores
I wonder how Beyonce feels. You know Kim is planning play dates with Blue already!
If this baby’s cuter than Blue, there won’t be any play dates.
seeing that the few glimpses of Blue we have seen [not the staged instagam pics], she looks exactly like her daddy, so i feel like Kimye’s baby has already won that particular contest!!!
Why are y’all being so mean to babies? Be as mean as you want to the parents, but my gosh, what kind of people are you to pick on little kids?
Yes, I know I’m showing my age here, but that whole “baby mama” thing is so gross.
I don’t think that’s “showing your age.” I’m 24 and hate that term, and would NOT be happy about my partner referring to me as his “baby mama” while announcing my pregnancy in front of thousands of people. Then again, maybe I’m just old fashioned! Kids these days…..
Yeah well he can’t say “wife” now can he? Hahahahahaha gross is right.
ITA – it has contributed to the dumbing down of the English language. That along with “baby daddy” and “Dem Babies” (thanks to Mariah and Nick). @Brown – does this really surprise you as he called her his “perfect b!tch” in one of his songs. He has no respect for her from what I can see.
@swack, totally agree. It’s a sad state of affairs. But I don’t think that the lack of respect is limited to Kimye. A look through 99% of rap lyrics will show the same thing… where things like “perfect bitch” are supposed to be meant as a compliment, and “baby mama” is a term of endearment. Makes me sad.
I pretty much ~expeKted~ this. This poor little baby dumpling will be named “Kash.”
I can already see the dollar signs in PMK eyes.
Perfect name!!! I can’t possibly beat it for the first name, but maybe Krap and Kow would work as middle names. So:
Kash Kow Krap Kartrashian-West. Poetry.
Yep! Kash Kaos Korinthean Knucklehead or Karisma Kaos Kleopatra if it’s a girl.
And also he will call the baby KanDoo, no matter which gender because Kanye’s baby can-do ANYTHING, right Kanye?
Lord have mercy.
What about throwing in a secret homage to gay fish and throw “Karp” in there somewhere? Kash Kow Karp Kartrashian has a nice ring to it 🐟
KIMYE KIDZ!!! Kozmic cyKlops Kukumber for a boy, and Kizmet Kokolatte Koi for a girl. Insert the ‘KASH’ tag anywhere.
Oh you SO know it’s going to be Kleopatra. I quite like Krap. Or, as suggested on a 30 Rock episode, Knob. Knob Kardashian, the cousin who didn’t get to make it onto the show.
Realistically, Kourtney called her daughter Penelope, I can see Kim calling her daughter Kenelope because, let’s face it, she has never had an original idea in her life. Everything from her sex tape to getting pregnant to make her boyfriend stay, all totally unoriginal.
Ladies, your names are all fantastic! I can see any of them working. Kash Kow & KanDoo—hysterical! 🙂
And on the eighteenth birthday he found out it wasn’t his…
She got one of your kids, got you for 18 years…
She was suppose to buy your shorty TYCO with your money…
She went to the doctor got lipo with your money…
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I love that song.
Ain’t sayin’ she’s a gold digger…
Little did Kanye know, he was foreshadowing on his own life.
She ain’t messin’ with no broke. Get down gurl, go ‘head, get down …
She walkin’ round looking’ like Michael with yo money 😳
If you ain’t no chump, holla we want pre nup
Thanks to all of you “singing” the lyrics to the song “Golddigger” because it has been running thru my head since the first announcement of this pregnancy. That baby better look like him or there will be an even worse song written in the future. Is Kanye the black Taylor Swift?
I keep reading that if her divorce is not final by the time she gives birth Kris H. will be the legal Father. Is that for real?
No its not. But usually yes, marriage is taken of evidence of paternity. So say she was cheating and no one knew about it. And Kris thought he was the father and raised the baby as his. Even though biologically it might not be his and it came out on say, the kids 7th birthday, Kris would still be the legal father and have legal rights to the child. But in this actual case where they are living separate, no he would not be assumed to legally be the father.
Thanks for explaining that. Well, hopefully they can finalize the divorce before this baby comes into the world.
That’s called a Clavengar Kid (sp?) in legalese – yes, there’s a legal precedent, hence the name. It breaks down to where dude’s the only father a kid’s ever known (even IF said father knows kiddo’s not his) and is ordered rights and to support said child.
In CA, the father’s name is only on the birth certificate if the parents are married (i.e. Gabriel Aubry/Halle Berry mess); otherwise, it’s just the mother’s name and paternity is established through court order.
I’m learning a lot about Divorce, Various States in America, here.
18 years, 18 years
She got one of yo’ kids, got you for 18 years…
Congrats to them!
Screw these two! I’m proud of Khloe for always being genuinely excited for her sisters. I mean it has to be painful to watch your sisters get knocked up without truly planning it. Mason was an accident and now Kim is having one guy’s baby without being divorced from another man.
Oh, don’t kid yourself. THIS was planned.
Seriously. I feel so bad for Khloe.
GOD HELP US ALL.
^^^THIS^^^
My first reaction was that poor child.
I agree with Rikki and Nessa. Kim will use her baby as the ultimate fame-whoring tool to stay on the spotlight and to make money.
You know she will. They will probably show the birth on TV.
Gah, I agree. Both this kid and Blue Ivy will have a hell of a time building any semblance of self worth when they are surrounded by giants of vanity and consumerism, with nary a pea shoot of humility in sight.
My first thought as well.
I already feel bad for this kid. Both parents are so self obsessed they’ll probably only pay attention to him/her when it promotes them more, and the kid will be pimped out to the tabloids to the extreme.
So it’s true…they reproduced. :'(
I thought she was married…Did i miss something?
More: she will have the baby at the same time as Kate, so she will try every kind of attention. Please dear God, i hope Angie or Aniston or Bey announce their pregnancies next week and we will forget Kim and Kanye!
moving from the marriage, im at the fact that she was poking needles in her belly fat claiming frozen eggs.
Coming this summer: “Kim & Kanye’s pregnancy and birth special to welcome their new Kid”.
Yes. That special television event will be named: Kim’s fairy tale pregnancy.
“Keeping Up With Kim and KANYE and their Kid…. Kwest!”
‘Kim Takes An Epidural’
Her sister pulled her own baby out, that’s gonna be a tough stunt to beat.
I hope Kris Hump gets ALL of his lion’s share from that fake wedding.
she’s married but pregnant by someone one else, Kardashian style.
a bunch of baby mamas
When Kanye can’t find his career, he’ll go back to Italy w/his real lover to be consoled…Richard Tisci.
Reggie’s fiancee is pregnant, Amber Rose is pregnant by her fiancee-soon to be hubby…
LOL
this heifer will do anything, to stay relevant and secure cash.
she is JUST like her pimp mammy, TWINS
and Ye is a SIMP
Ummm didn’t I read a story a month or so ago where Kris’s Kim look a like gf was knocked up?Yes,yes I did…Humphree is a douchbag.Who cares about him?
You are so wrong, he is far less of douche than the two K-West. All the cow had to do was give him annulment and tell the world she just wanted to pretend and dress in pretty clothes and have it all televised for the world to see. She didn’t mean any of it and people would simply forgive her for being the biggest ass on earth. Sad.
@Stormy – that was the original story that was out but it was eventually brought out that the girl was never pregnant.
Kris Humphries has much more bargaining power at this point. He will most likely get all that he wants from Kim in order to free her to wed KW unemcumbered by a pesky husband.
Holy Joseph Mary and Jesus! Kim’s ass is going to balloon up to the size of a Horse’s by her 6th month of pregnancy.
By her 6th month she will live up to her nick-name Kim LARDASSIAN.
Speaking of biblical names.
This just brings to mind that this will be the famewhore of all famewhores.
And lo, a star shone forth and guided the three tabloid reporters to the new king. Behold, a child was born unto you this day. A famewhore king was given unto US, Star and People magazines.
Little King Imma’be a famewhore will be represented by his sainted pimping grandma who begat the first famewhore who begat King Imma’be. (Yeah, I know begat means male line, cut me some creative license-we know this family is all about matriarchy)
So, this means about three Kimye posts a day for the next year, Imma betting.
I am literally on the floor laughing my ass off.
Bravo!! Well done!
Amazing. I would like to put in a request for you to adapt the entire bible according to baby King Imma’be.
1. I will believe she is really pregnant when I see an unmovable bump the size of a basketball.
2. Not to be all “pearl clutchy” but she is still married to another man.
yep, she’s still married! I never flinched at the thought of people dating when they’re still legally married, because I have always been of the thought that if both parties have both agreed that there is nothing to be saved in their marriage, then it’s simply become a peice of paper. But if you’re doing the most with a new person now, then yeah, you might wanna get that divorce thing happening!
Kris is a scum bag and she filed for divorce 14 months ago. I’m not gonna fault her for moving on.
P.S I eyeroll on all things Kardashian, but I’m not gonna fault her for moving on from that “marriage”
I barfed a little when I realized that Kanye can actually use his peen all the down into a woman…
Surely Kim realizes she has to give up the Botox and other chemical stuff, has to eat, her hands and feet will be swollen etc. So that baby can grow healthy in her womb right?
Oh that’s right! She’s going to get all frownie!! *Happy dance*
Apart from the usual risks of Botox there’s no reason not to have it while pregnant.
I think what she’ll struggle most with is her Spanx addiction.
The Mayans knew this!
Who knew Kim and Kanye would bring the Anti-Christ into the world.
Forget about Damien. That child will be Beelzebub of our time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God save us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahaha! I thought of this too! I wouldn’t be surprised if we found this in the predictions of Nostradamus.
Not Nostradamus. This prediction is in the book of Revelations: “The great whore of Babylon(Kim)will birth the prince of Darkeness’ son (Kanye)”
Yes, but I don’t think Kanye is El Diablo incognito LOL.
OMG! So funny you!
I can’t wait to see this! She is gonna blow up! Wonder if she’ll still wear her hooker clothes while preggo.
LOL of course she will wear size-4 hooker clothes.
We can expect the Kardashian line of Hooker Maternity Wear to be introduced any day now. Kanye will have lots of input on the designs and they will karry it at Dash.
^^^^ This.
Yep. That was my first thought. Here comes maternity wear and then baby clothes and accessories. I read that Kris wanted to pimp out Kourtney’s babies with a baby line but Kourtney shot her down. You know Kim will go along with anything her mommy wants.
But seriously, who buys the krap they are selling (literally and figuratively)??? If I see their name on something I purposely don’t buy it.
Nooooo I’m begging here! The world does not need black leather ho-stroll maternity clothes.
I was trying to make sense of why Lamar and Kanye gravitate to this family. When you look at their lives both have lost their mothers. Having said that, I dont think Kris K. would win mother of the year by any means however, you have to give her some credit that she loves her kids and has kept that family together in spite of them being famewhores.
It’s not about the family to her, it’s about the brand. Keeping them together is how she makes money.
She will never be the hands-on mother that Kourtney is. She’s always wanted a baby – just by Reggie, though. Kanye is a rich replacement.
I agree. She will hire round-the-clock nannies to care for the baby.
A new member of the Kardashian empire! Mama Kris is probably marching around the house shouting, “Our name will be known for 1000 years!” as Bruce cowers under the stairwell.
But whatever. Congrats to them. Kim will probably look great pregnant, as (hopefully) she’ll lay off some of the facial procedures that makes her look like a weird, waxy mannequin.
“Mama Kris is probably marching around the house shouting, “Our name will be known for 1000 years!” as Bruce cowers under the stairwell. ”
Omg I love you, I’m DYING of laughter!!!
Hopefully she want give the baby away like she did with Mercy the cat.
Yes, maybe to Khloe and Lamar.
YES!!! Lord knows she won’t be up all night breastfeeding or changing diapers.
The baby weight…
Forget the Mayan calendar.
The ass of doom.
I feel sorry for the baby. Kris will market the diapers out of that baby.
There is nothing wrong with people having a nanny or daycare or baby sitters. Gosh just because you have help, when many women who are not in Hollywood have or wish they had, this does not make you an absent parent. I hate that this has become the new dig. The nanny raises the child. That is not always the case people.
I think this baby is the best news for KH. Kim will move much faster to get the divorce finalized, and he will benefit from her desire. I wonder if she will marry KW as soon as the divorce is finalized or if she wants a big wedding. I know she has been married before, but Kanye has not so they could have a big one after the baby and Kim gets her body back.
The point that we all are trying to make is that Kim will do anything to stay relevant: She broadcasts her life, she will marry without love to make money. She uses living creatures like kittens to make news and then she neglects them. And now she is having a baby! Kim is a first-class, A1 famewhore.
My point was just because you have a nanny does not mean you are not parenting your child or children. Most people would love to be able to afford help.
I nor does anyone else know what kind of parent Kim will be until she is a parent. Some people think they want kids until they get them then they see how tough it is. Others think they will be terrible parents then they have a child and they are great at it. You don’t know until you have one.
I’m not a Kim fan or hater. Like her or not she has a very big fanbase that supports her and her lifestyle. So somebody is keeping her and her family relevant. I don’t watch her show nor do I buy her products. But again there are millions of people that do.
Lisa, this nanny thing is not new at all and Kim did not start a “new thing.” She’s just been subjected now to an age old debate. This argument has been going on for As long as there been haves and have nots. Probably originally stemming from the nannies who raised their employers kids instead of getting to raise their own. I, personally, won’t fault her for the nannies. God knows there have been many times, when I was sick and thousands of miles away from home while my hubby was away with with work, that I wished like hell I had one. I get the urge. I think most are just concerned that she has no idea what she’s getting into. Babies are HUGE responsibilities. Considering the fact that she’s not even out of her last marriage, it does seem like a hasty, irresponsible decision.
Bitchies, The Shady snark ass filled coverage the today show gave this!! Reminding us:
This family monetizes everything
that she is still married
That she is acting like she and the Cambridges are in competition!
This almost made me pour a drink, LOL!!
1) Pimp Mama Kris will be rubbing her money grabbing hands together with glee, dollar signs flashing in her eyes.
2) I am genuinely surprised Kim got herself knocked up. She always comes across as a very cold and selfish person.
3) Really feel for Khloe right now, if anyone deserves the gift of a baby it’s her.
Are you kidding? Pimp Mama Kris has already sold the copyrights to the highest bidder. The delivery will be broadcasted live.
Ha Ha! I can just see her now, plotting all the ways she can get her percentage, with Kim happily obliging!!
I don’t see Kim having a baby as a self-less act. This has a purpose and not necessarily for the warm fuzzies. So you could still be considered correct with cold and selfish.
Lets hope we’re both wrong for the kid’s sake.
I can’t remember where I read it but someone suggested Kayne announcing the baby was a warning shot to PMK that she would not be pimping out the little bambino.
They are both NASTY and therefore a perfect match.
Kris J is already pimping out advertising on Kim’s pregnant belly. I wonder how many magazine covers of her nekid and pregnant on magazines we’ll be subjected to in the next 6 months.
Well, the magazine photographers are going to use a wide lens to take the pics.
Kris Humperfies, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do not give her a divorce!!! Get that annulment, and drag her family through the mad!!! I can totally see this trash doing this do she gets a divorce
I hope Lamar and Khloe will have the family they want soon. It must be difficult for them to handle this no matter how happy they are for her sisters.
I don’t think Kim will look that. bad pregnant. In my opinion she has looked better physically. Maybe she already stopped the botox?
You called it Kaiser! You need your own show.
So basically she rolled out of Chris’s bed and into Kanye’s to get knocked up. Wow, she’s fast, in so many ways.
Ugh. Two people who couldn’t deserve each other more.
Ex-ACTLY!!!!
Whoreyay Kardoucheian baybees. Eww I hate 2013 already 🙁
HER LAST SHOT, SHE HAD TO DO THIS…
1. Will this cause any problems with her divorce?
2. Her ass is going to get even bigger.
3. She’s going to be even more insufferable.
the answers to your questions: NO, YES, and YES. LOL
Really, exclamation points after this announcement? This just goes to show how a-moral lard ass is. Still married to one man but openly dating another and now getting pregnant. I can’t imagine the outcry if Mila said she was pregnant, you’d all be bashing Ashton Kutcher to the next century, but pee on me Kim gets exclamation points? This is one sick world. All I can say is I feel sorry for this poor kid because this pos is too into herself to be able to give love to anything else. I hope Kris Humphries drags out this divorce tilt the gypsies admit they conned him and everyone else from day one. This is extremely sad news.
I think the exclamation points indicate incredulousity (word?) rather than celebratory feelings.
+1000000!!!! Couldn’t agree more.
The exclamation points are to point out the absurdity of it all, and the fact that CB (or Kaiser/Bedhead) called this move out.
Not shouts of JOY.
if Mila was pregnant, Ashton would get a pass from me because despite the world’s opinion of him as a husband, he stuck at it for SIX YEARS that’s 2190 days approx. Plus in the end they tried marriage therapy even if it was the BS Kaballah kind.
Kim didn’t even pretend to care the person she was marrying. She could have been joined with a tree if it made ratings and money. She refused to live with her husband except for photo ops and her TV show and was out of there 72 days after the wedding.no attempt to make it work at all.
So as much as they both have a failed marriage behind them to which they are still tethered, Ashton can reasonable be found to have exhausted the possibility of that marriage whereas Kim didn’t leave the starting block. She didn’t have a real marriage, so stop pearl clutching.
And i hope kris drags it out longer to make Kim and Kaye squirm and squirm and squirm and finally admit that she defrauded him and gives him an annulment.
+1000 perfectly stated, and I can’t stand Ashton but you are right on
Gross. So gross. On MANY MANY levels.
oh my god, I’m actually really shocked. I didn’t expect this.. and well, poor baby.
So she is still legally married & knocked up by another guy that she just started dating early this year? Yes, that is a beautiful story to tell your child one day.
Poor Khloe. I genuinely feel bad for her 🙁
Oh lord have mercy, now wishing the Mayans were not wrong afterall.
Oh Jesus…I’m not even relgious but I feel the need to rush to church and light a candle for baby Kimye.
New show for 2013
The Kardashian Babies
Congratulations to them! I wish her a happy and healthy pregnancy! I also hope that someone has the foresight to start a therapy for the child, God help him or her.
Man, Kanye *really* wanted to be on next year’s holiday card.
LOL! So true!
LOL, Laura. My first reaction when I heard this news was to laugh. My second was to think, can’t wait to see next year’s Christmas card!
You hit the nail right in the head girl.
She’s trashy, nasty, addicted-to-fame-will-stop-at nothing but I have to give her credit for working every angle hard to stay relevant.
And maybe she’ll be a good mother.
Okay, guys. I don’t know about anybody else, but I need to cleanse my brain from this prospective monstrosity:
http://instagram.com/p/T1s3RJLdfF/
Whaat?! Another Cumby & Baby pic! What’s the problem? This is a sweet picture, much funnier than the first Cumby & Baby pic a couple of months ago.
Check the little baby side-eye & rap hands pose! That baby is going to take no sh*t from Cumby or anyone.
I hope she knows she can’t give it away like she did Mercy. You can’t cry allergies with this one, Kim.
Perhaps becoming a mother will change her. Perhaps also she’ll become loving, attentive, and be a good mother. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…sometimes I just amuse the hell out of myself. Or I’m having a delusional moment. I feel sorry for the poor baby who doesn’t have a choice in this. I also feel sorry for Khloe, who is the only Kuntrashian that I even come close to liking.
With any luck the birth will be a week before Wills and Kate’s and there just won’t be full covers available.
There will be a split cover on People causing gossipy minds everywhere to explode!
I’m actually not surprised at all that she got pregnant. Doesn’t being married but pregnant with someone elses baby just seem so…wrong? Feel bad for Khloe.
I can see it now … a leather-themed nursery, leather diapers (with a peplum if it’s a girl), first photos of Mom, Dad and the baby on the cover of People – all decked out in black leather!
Way to close out old business before starting new, Kim. Klassy. Could your attempt to stay relevant be more transparent?
Lmao at the image of peplum leather diapers!
ha ha ha ha ha.
Kanye couldn’t even let her announce it in her own way? There is no way Kim wanted that announced by Kanye at a concert. Baby Momma indeed. I bet Mama is PISSED she couldn’t give it as an “exclusive”.
Holy krap! That poor unborn baby
Happy New Year everybody 🎉🎊😊
If Kanye weren’t such a douche, I’d feel sorry for him. I do feel sorry for Kidye (lol @brin).
Best Christmas present ever for Pimp Mama K!
Since I heard, Golddigger has been on constant rotation through my mind. And laughter. Lots of laughter.
Poor Khloe! I hope she has a child soon.
I dont agree with this post. i dont care for kim nor knaye, but the writer has no right to judge her parenting skills. I watched the shows, did you see who kourtney left mason too?? she may be superficial but that doesnt mean she is gonna milk her kid for money, thats more of kris jenner job, dont you think
yes I watched and she left Mason to Klhoe and Lamar because she specifically felt that Kim was to selfish and only used Mason to have images for instagram and was not a fit guardian or role model. She only wanted Khloe to be her child’s parent if her and Scott died.
Personally I feel for Khloe and Lamar they have tried and tried and while they are both a tad famewhore they are the least bad of the bunch and there is something likable about her.
However, Kim’s own family doesn’t think she is a responsible or fit guardian to a child, so its not out of line of those who have watched her to make an educated assumption that the TWO MOST NARASSISTIC AND EGOTISTICAL PEOPLE IN THE FREE WORLD will be bad parents.
Great, now we’ll NEVER hear the end of it.
Already exhausted and the pmpin’ of this baby hasn’t even started yet.
Call me crazy, but I think that some home truths are coming Kim’s way. This pregnancy will not get the scale of coverage of, say, Brad and Angelina, or to a lesser, stranger extent, Beyonce and Jay-Z. Plus, I just can’t see Kanye letting his soon-to-be child being coined as a ‘new Kardashian’. Given that Kanye has years of experience being painted as the bad guy, he will likely have no qualms giving Kim and the rest of the fam the blues when it comes to whoring out this child.
Maybe Kim should’ve taken notes from Katie Holmes or something, because I think that Kayne is fully capable of visiting a world of hurt on her if she’s more about herself than about their kid.
One can only hope that Kayne will man up and protect that child from the family’s wh*ring ways. But I don’t have too much confidence – his baby mama is a trashy, classless porn star.
I feel bad for Khloe. She really wants one. And not just to “keep her man” or whatever. She really wants to be a mom and it has to sting to have one sister have 2 kids already and have another sister pregnant with her first.
Same. Khole has been wanting kids for a while now… and yet her sisters are pregnant from the jump.
Man, I ain’t even mad at Ye and Kim. They’ve been together for a while, have known each other for a while, and if nothing else, that child will be taken care of.
Having a child should change things in the best of ways. I hope it does so for them.
they really have not been together that long. and knowing someone for a few years in some capacity does not = have a baby with them. the kid may be “taken care of” financially, but in terms of guidance and capable parents, the kid is already screwed.
Been together a while? If you call being together 6 months before pregnancy “a while” then I guess you are right.
I couldn’t imagine having kids with someone I knew for only six months. Yeah, I know it happens and people make the best of it, but I still think its not ideal. There is a lot about a person that you just can’t know after such a short period of time. Maybe that’s just my “reality”.
1. I can’t believe they have sex.
2. She’s still married and this divorce is dragging on, for ratings?
3. The bright side is the nannies would be a positive role model for the baby
4. I still can’t believe they bang, I thought it was a sham relationship.
5. I want to see the proof she’s actually pregnant not pulling a “Bey”
Oh, I believe she’s pregnant. She’s wanted to be for years. But I have never seen any chemistry between her and Kanye. The way he tossed out her whole wardrobe was controlling. And two prima donnas don’t usually work out well together. Kim is deferring to him in these early days of romance, but that spoiled girl will bring her diva back now that he’s hooked and he will be in shock when it hits him full force.
Just one thing am i the only one to notice that except the kartrashian clan no one has bothered to publicly congratulate them cough jay z cough rihanna cough all the peolpe kanye has worked with through the years?
Well i guess i ll be the first then
CONGRATULATIONS MRS HUMPHRIES
She just wrote this on her blog.
‘It’s true!! Kanye and I are expecting a baby. We feel so blessed and lucky and wish that in addition to both of our families, his mom and my dad could be here to celebrate this special time with us. Looking forward to great new beginnings in 2013 and to starting a family. Happy New Year!!! Xo’
Good god this pos is totally delusional. I doubt very much that her father would be pleased to have his daughter married to one man while “dating” and becoming pregnant by another. And I totally believe that if his mother was still alive that there would be NO relationship here, she would have stomped that out like a cigarette on a windy day. But I can see grandma pimp rubbing her greedy hands together and already counting the kash she hopes to see, please don’t let them profit from this, please. This is so very sad and she should be treated like the garbage she is.
This explains her boobs lately……
I think they’re good together. I just wish they would be together in private.
BTW, her career is over.
Yeah, I think so too, on both counts. But Kim and her mom are savvy enough to make it work. I think if they thought it would be the complete end, you wouldn’t be hearing about this forthcoming bb at all.
It’s been a good gossip year in 2012.
I just can’t see her being re-invented into a maternal figure that’s relatable. Hemes baby blankets, Rolls Royce car seats. It won’t work. That’s OK. She’s lasted longer than she should of anyway.
18 years, 18 years. She got one of your kids got you for 18 years
^THIS cracked me up, so true! Wonder if he’s considered that part yet.
Good god, that child is going to be insufferable..
“Make noise for my baby-mama”. I’m sure we all agree, what a lovely, sweet and endearing way to be referred to in front of hundreds of people. Just makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
baby mamma = drama.
This child will be the only kid in school with both his parents that starred in a homevideo. His mom got peed in hers, poor child. I won’t waste my prayers for this apocalypse.
kind of makes me wish the mayans had been right.
So she knew she was pregnant and yet she still refused to finalize her divorce. hmmmmm…….
I think kanye sent kris Jenner a loud message when he annouced the news instead of selling it.
THAT will be interesting.
oh god I hope you’re right the only thing that will make this bearable is if there is a massive Kanye vs Kris Jenner showdown. I mean what diva will win that one? There could be blood shed!! It could be epic!!
Congrats!!!!!
I guess I owe her an apology, I really thought she was pretending to be pregnant just for attention and jealousy over Kate Middleton’s pregnancy…remember she was jealous over the royal wedding as well…but hmmm I guess Kim and Reggie’s baby will be born around the same time. Congrats…but didn’t Kim always say how religious she is and how children out of wedlock were a no no? Technically she IS married and pregnant.
First, kanye was in Atlantic city Wonder if he donated any money to the Sandy Relief Efforts – probably not, there’s no overcoming greedy self-absorbed narcissism;
Second, as many excellent posts pointed out, this isn’t a baby, it’s a cash cow and a marketing opportunity;
Third, we’ll see how low the great (eye roll) American news media goes to chase this story; the superficial pursuing the insufferable;
Fourth, Happy New Year posters!!!
TMZ has had 4 or 5 stories today about the pregnancy. So the media has already started the blitz.
It’s going to be a loooong 9 months…
Does Kris Humphries realize that since they are still legally married, he will be the legal father of this kid and liable for child support? Somebody better warn the guy.
She’ll birth the anti-christ.
Kouldn’t they have used a damn kondom??
You can bet Kim will try to outname the Duke and Duchess’s baby so expect to see 6 names at least. That famewhore tried to outdo their wedding and failed miserably. Her wedding showed how tacky she is. I hope this child looks like Kim becaue Kanye is fugly.
Ha, I love children and think they are just precious. But if she thinks her baby will affect the world more than Will & Kate’s, then she is delusional beyond a shadow of a doubt!
I said the same thing on the other page about KimK. She is trying to be just like the Duchess of Cambridge only the duchess was married before getting pregnant. Once this child is born and she has divorced from the other guy she will have another wedding with even more similarities to the Duchess of Cambridge’s wedding. Its sad that we can she this, some people are so predictable.
I guess kim let kanye finish.
10/10 LOL, WOULD LOL AGAIN.
Not that I believe for a minute that this is anything other than a faux romance and faux pregnancy but if Kim Kardashian marries Kayne will their moniker be The KKK or has that one been copyrighted?
@ Rita: Hahahaha! Perfect. 🙂
Bragging about being right on the pregnancy prediction, but I see this blog isn’t bragging about making fun of a pregnant woman’s weight. (Though, to be fair, I too did snicker at the hideous, too-tight leather peplum disaster.) And I’m no fan of Kim Kardashian, but how would this blogger or anyone else know whether or not she has maternal instincts? What a strange thing to say.
I am in no way a K-fan both Kanye or Kim. I agree with you Katt that to assume what her maternal instincts are is unfair. Her sister seemed to be just as insipid and after she had her son she did a 180. She is still vacuous and materialistic but you can’t say she does not like and love her son. In a perfect world motherhood would do to Kim what it has done for many women, help them evolve and grow up and learn to not be so selfish. Being a Child Development specialist I have higher standards for proper child interactions I do worry about more selfish people being brought into the world. I hope they can seriously get into being parents and not see the kid as a fashion accessory
In this case, not really. We don’t know whether or not she’ll be a nurturing mom any more than you do.
But if past behavior is indicative of future behavior, then there is reason to doubt whether or not she’ll overcome what seems to be narcissistic personality.
Being serious, I hope for the child’s sake that those of us doubting her maternal instincts are wrong.
poor PR baby…
“Oooh, I think I’ll get my nails done.” “Oooh, I think I’ll buy some shoes.”
“Oooh, I think I’ll have a baby.”
Oh dear God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cue daily Instagrams about how she loves her booty and belly tripling in size, as she stretches her regular clothes over them.
Ugh. Not that I want to defend her, because believe me, I don’t, but a lot of people are knocking her about giving up the kitten so fast. Pregnant people are not supposed to be around cats/litter because of toxoplasmosis. It’s very possible that she found out she was pregnant and gave the cat away for the safety of the baby.
Pregnant woman are supposed to avoid cat litter, not cats. I highly doubt she was cleaning the litter box for Mercy anyway.
She gave away the kitten quite some time ago. I doubt that was the reason. I don’t think she has that level of thoughtfulness in her greedy, pea-brained mind. Also, pregnant people can be around cats, just not the cats’ litter boxes. Do you seriously think she cleaned that cat’s litterbox?
Bullshit. Pregnant women can still be around cats they’re just not supposed to be around the litter box. I doubt she didnt even brush Mercy herself let alone change the litter.
what do cats step in when they use the litter box? litter. it can be on their paws.
Still married and pregnant with somebody else’s baby. Baby mama makes you sound like trash. I don’t believe these two had sex even now, sperm bank or whatever. Not sure if I can take 9 months of this garbage.
We don’t have a choice. We will have to put up with Kim’s televised pregnancy. What a famewhore.
SHE KILLED A KITTEN. Whatever. I’ve said this before on other threads: kids who are raised by qualified staff and given trust funds have as much chance at being functional adults as “normal” kids (most of whom don’t have ideal childhoods either).
Was trying to rejoice last night about the Skins (HTTR!!!) and this mess came up on my Twitter timeline. Not surprised as we knew this was her goal. Geez, girl, can you get through your divorce? It would be different if this girl and her creepy mother weren’t determined to live their lives out in the media. Maybe that’s why everyone is so cynical about their actions. Also, I cannot stand the term “baby momma.”
One of the funniest comments on Twitter last night was that Kanye can no longer sing ‘Golddigger’ at his shows. haha
Plus side, whatever commentary that’s coming from Ray J will be priceless.
If shes pregnant what with all the tight clothes lately? Thats not good for the fetus! I get wanting to continue wearing your pre-pregnancy clothes but now looking back thats stuff looked really constricting.
Love the gold digger comments!
I hope this is what ends her career, i don’t want another generation of this family terrorizing the world. This going to be just like that E preying mantis we are going to hear Every. Freaking. Detail!
Ugh….why did he have to hook up with this try hard bitch in the first place?! Now we’re going to have to hear about her even more! Ya know, this was probably a perfect move for her because in another year she would have had the same relevancy as Paris Hlton but now he’ll probably marry the dumb skank. Well played Kim, well played.
and she will be a size 4 throughout her pregnancy, LOL!!!
One of her legs may be a size 4.
It always seems like Kim Kardashian is trying to style herself as the American version of Kate Middleton. Both of them got married in the same year, there was as much coverage in the US about Kim’s wedding to Kris Humphries as there was for the royal wedding. And now of course, Kate Middleton is pregnant (and not very far along) and not even a month later we discover Kim is pregnant too. These two are probably going to give birth within weeks of each other, I can’t wait to see the tabloid headlines pitting them against each other (because you know they will).
As for Kim being a mother… this will be interesting to see.
If you think Kim will change her baby’s dirty diapers you are so wrong. An Army of nannies will raise this baby.
kim hit the lottery!wonder if she will hide the baby like beyonce..lol good luck! lol
I wasn’t really surprised. I thought she might get pregnant after Reggie Bush announced that he was going to be a father and that was in October I think. So it was not that far off.
I remember headlines saying Kim upset that Reggie’s girlfriend was pregnant. So that means she was pregnant when that news broke.
I’m surprised no one here mentioned Reggie and his look alike girlfriend. That connection is more interesting then Beyonce and Jay
If they paided for twins they will be named king ang queen,if not kate or william lololololololololololololololol
OK, since they didn’t like my last comment, let’s put it this way……
That poor baby doesn’t stand a snowballs chance in hell at a normal life with 2 of the biggest famewh*res and pimpmomma in the picture……I wouldn’t be shocked if Kimmy doesn’t shove a camera up her choochie, complete with product placement advertising (in her uterus)
OMG! Hilarious! LOL xD
At least she’s married. To a different man to the one who impregnated her…
Eh, Happy New Year, here’s to another six months of this circus.
LOL, that dumpass was pregnant and nobody was even speculating.
Poor Khloe 🙁
The comments on ‘Gold Digger’ over at YT are pretty much hilarious at this point.
Jesus christ, do I feel bad for this baby…
Lainey is pontificating over on her blog that baby Wales is the only important baby, but I think she’s way off base.
This is going to be the media circus pregnancy/birth and will be the best baby for the gossip industry in a long, long time. I can’t wait for the nude pregnancy shots, you know they’re coming!
That Jessica Simpson must really be bummed. Her news is nothing now.
Honestly, I think folks are starting to have enough of this stupid baby obsession. Real women have babies every day, so hopefully the public is over thinking that celebrities having a baby is anything special.
Ugh, this poor kid. Either it’ll grow up to be a spoiled, entitled monster, or it’ll beat the odds and turn out to be a decent person who has to deal with two mammoth egos for parents, knowing it was only conceived for ratings and magazine covers.
Are we not forgetting that kim k is still legally married to someother dude
I can’t actually see this doing anything good for Kanye’s career. He was told she was bad news to begin with, this just makes her worse. Poor poor baby.
OMG!!! TMZ is reporting that the baby was actually conceived near the vatican.
Do you know what that means??? Yessss, from now on we’ll have two Christmases. Gosh, I hope they’re both not in Decemeber. That’d get a little expensive.
I wonder if she’ll give birth in a stable?
OMG!!! the prophecy is coming true. The antichrist was conceived near the Vatican just like in B-movie I saw years ago.
Question: How much money is Kim asking to televise her baby’s delivery? She earned 20 million for her disgusting loveless wedding to Kris Humphries.
I seriously want to barf. Because I KNOW we’ll be bombarded for the next 6 months with constant KK stories here on CB. Like even more bombarded than we already are 🙁
I dont believe for a second she is pregnant. She wont ruin her body (although it is already bad). JayZ taught them on how to fake a pregnancy. Someone else will give birth for her. This is great publicity although mama Kris is mad she did not make money from this announcement.
Now, who will milk the money from magazine covers, mama Kris or Kanye? Thats the question and the fight will begin after that. Cant wait to see some drama by next year. Kim will ask for at least $100k monthly in child support when these two are done for good.
Kim will do ANYTHING to be the center of attention. She will even bear a baby if need be. So she has done it.
It has just occurred to me that Kim will out-do herself posing for preggy pics for most of 2013.
Preggy in leather, preggy in peplums, preggy in see-through leggings!
The only good thing about this news is that the “royal baby” will outshine theirs by a billion. I wonder if she’ll develop “severe morning sickness” or put Kris on blast some more in a bid to compete for the public’s sympathy…
The Kimye bebe has already *far* outshone the royal baby here on Celebitchy – look at the number of comments on this post alone.
I dunno – the Windsors better watch out.
It’s true that people really do “love to hate” them… and it’s not like I’m helping matters by contributing to that comment count.
I guess I’m just hoping a better indication of the press coverage to come is the fact that Kate’s wedding was watched by 22.77 million in the U.S. alone… versus 4.4 million for Kim.
I don’t want to live on this planet any more. Goodbye Cruel World.
I’m right behind you!!
I do hope she takes better care of this child than she did that poor little kitty Kanye got her….
Who wants to bet mama Kris will pimp out the baby as soon as it pops out of Kim?!
I can’t wait to see how beautiful their baby will be!
Well, if Kanye’s genes don’t cancel out Kim’s genes (you know, the way she looked before she ruined her face and body)…
They’re both attractive, and this baby will be gorgeous; may even inherit some of daddy’s talent!
Yes this baby will be beautiful and wanted. No great fan of Kim but can’t stand the hypocrisy. Jessica Simpson celebrates being a virgin at marriage then divorces, then give it up to John Mayer and whoever else. Then this “I saved myself for marriage” girl got knocked up not once but twice out of wedlock. Nobody talking about morals there even though Jessica started this holy daughter of a preacher crap. Must be nice not to live in a glass house!
While I totally agree that the entire family are oxygen theiving famewhores I’m surprised at the level of hatred this announcement has generated.
EVERYONE has a baby for selfish reasons, if it was *really* about wanting to love and nurture a child there’s plenty of them out them who could use that without having to have a genetic copy of yourselves. Breeding is inherently selfish.
The pearl clutching about her still being married is quite hilarious, especially when it’s coupled with rants about her marriage being fake, if it was fake then what’s the problem?
I know quite a few vapid people who have kids, they spent 9 months of their pregnancy ensuring they had all the exy trendy baby gear, they didn’t stop being vapid but they still seem to love their kids.
My cynicism is mostly leaning in a different direction.
She’s 32 and has said she wants kids. These days, they recommend women have their kids by age 35.
So she should be getting started on her family right now, regardless of whether her life or her relationships are in order. The fertility clock is ticking.
Lucille Ball gave birth to her son when she was 41 years old.
Oh Dear she’s never going to go away, is she?
I’m afraid she won’t disappear any time soon. The TV networks must be tripping all over themselves to purchase the broadcasting rights to Kim’s gestation period.
So, here comes the Anti-christ. Let’s hope Kate Middleton has the second coming and there will be a battle royale on CSPAN instead of E!
Thank you, thank you, for only writing one post for this story. I went to TMZ and it’s an unscaleable wall of Kimye spawn blather.
All the same, a hearty congratulations to Mrs. Humphries and her jump-off.
I hate to admit that I’m excited about this. I really have been wishing the whole Kardashian clan would disappear….but…since clearly they are not going anywhere I will take delight in laughing at the circus that is upon us.
Wow! The hate on this woman is insane right now! >.> So she’s not divorced to Kris yet, BFD! It’s not her fault! He’s the one dragging the divorce out! He wants his 15 mins!!!!
All she has to do is give him an annulment and she’s free. SHE is the one that is refusing to do that because that would mean she’s admitting the entire marriage was a fraud and only for publicity purposes. AND if it ends in an annulment, he won’t get a dime because the marriage wasn’t valid in the first place. The marriage needs to be valid for the pre-nup to either take effect or be contested.
He is willing to walk away without a penny (or at least half of what she made off the televised wedding special — which, really, is only fair)…Kim is the one that won’t let him.
I see! I didn’t know that! LOL! Thanks for the info! 🙂 She should just give him the annulment( Even if the marriage wasn’t for publicity ) now that she and Kanye are expecting! I’d probably have a little more respect for her if she did!
This is going to be such a huge circus, and means KK will be around for another five years at least. jesus.
Now she’ll be able to milk the cash cow known as Kanye for the next 19 years.
And, if they have more children…..you do the math
Anyone think she will “miscarry”?
As much as I despise this turd, I would never want to think of anyone having to go through that.
This will be my first and last comment on her pregnancy, as I really reaaaaally don’t want it to become a “thing” and delay Kim K from fading into oblivion. All I have to say is that I love Lainey’s approach; she didn’t even bother giving the pregnancy news a post and merely refers to Kim as “Kanye West’s girlfriend”.
To add: This wont last. She will exploit this to hell and back though.
Claudia: Kim and her mom are determined not to fade into oblivion. She has millions of fans who love her ( I am not one of them). Kim and company will milk her pregnancy for every penny.
I can’t believe Sears shills her line of clothing! The original Sears and Roebuck are rolling over in their graves!
“make noise for my baby mama,”
Ahh…sweeter words were never spoken. *rolls eyes*
As much as I dislike Kim and her fame whoring Klan I wouldn’t wish the a–holeness that is Kanye on anyone.
well one thing we know for sure is Kris Jenner is happy, she probably said oh Kimee you hit the jackpot. Does this mean we get back stage passes? LOL we know how she likes to pimp her kids out.The legacy as she called it…Even had the nerve to compare their family to the Kennedys on an episode–YEAH RIGHT—Kim new exactly what she was doing securing her future. Kanye will get fed up with the crap and she will be a single mom running into court for massive childsupport