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As we heard back in November, serial cheater and professional victim Jesse James is engaged for the fifth time for what will be his fourth marriage. (If he goes through with it.) Jame’s future bride is a “35″ year-old drag racer named Alexis Dejoria, who is the daughter of billionaire Paul Mitchell haircare founder, John Paul Dejoria. According to Star Magazine, Jesse and Alexis are planning to marry by the end of March, and they’re serious about it. I checked their social media accounts (and they have a lot of them) and I’m believing it. They tweet photos and messages to each other all the time, and their children are hanging out together. Jesse’s daughter Sunny looks like she’s friends with Alexis’ daughter.
Baby boy biker Jesse James is set to marry his latest fiancee, Alexis DeJoria, at the end of March, Star magazine is exclusively reporting.
The cheating ex-hubby of Sandra Bullock, who has been dating the race car driver for around six months,will say “I do” in a private ceremony in Malibu, according to Star.
As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Jesse, 43, and Alexis, 35, began dating around September last year.
Alexis is the daughter of billionaire John Paul DeJoria, co-founder of the Paul Mitchell line of hair-care products, the Patron Spirits Company and the House of Blues nightclub chain.
His other financial interests include dealerships for speedboats and Harley Davidson motorcycles.
“Jesse’s always had a man crush on John Paul,” an insider tells Star. “And what better way to get close to him than to get hitched to his daughter?
“But this marriage will be his fourth. If I were John Paul – after what Jesse put Sandra through – I’d be warning him up front that when it comes to Alexis, he’d better watch his butt!”
I was ready to hate all over this story until I saw the photo of their adorable girls together. Yes Jesse cheats on everyone, even his girlfriends, and yes he has no sense of personal responsibility and any woman who gets with him should realize what she’s getting into. But for his youngest daughter’s sake I hope he’s changed. Sunny didn’t ask to have a porn star drug addict mom and a sex addict dad with a whiny baby voice. She’s just a little kid (and my son is around that age so I feel for her) who is getting some stability and a sense of family from her dad’s latest relationship, which has lasted all of six months. Why shouldn’t he make it official and try to make this feeling of domestic bliss last? It’s not like he wrote a book about how marriage made him feel so trapped that he decided to cheat as a way out. Here’s an excerpt from his book, American Outlaw:
You’re trapped, I thought suddenly. It came out of nowhere, but you’re trapped pretty good, aren’t you?
Before I met Sandy, I’d romanticized the stable, calm married life: the idea of me finally growing up. But now I missed… talking shit, cracking jokes with my no-good friends. Too many people knew me now. I couldn’t escape…
Mentally at a loss, desperate for something to make me feel like I had some sense of freedom, I ran through the list of things I could do to assert independence over my life. Infidelity, unfortunately, was at the top of my list.
But this one is different, right? She lets him be himself. Look she shoots guns with him on Valentine’s Day! How romantic. Kat Von D was such a buzzkill.
Further evidence that these two are either planning to wed or already have: this bizarre cake that Alexis tweeted.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Alexis DeJoria, Engagements, Jesse Eisenberg, Jesse James, Weddings, Zsa Zsa Gabor
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I cannot understand anyone wanting to be around this guy.
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Agreed+1000! And her father is a haircare founder – does she not have a brush and product in her house? Yuck!
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Well, I would marry him. He’s a stand-up guy. Plus, he seems like a Tiger in the sack.
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Stand up guy, yeah apparently he “stands it up” for just about everyone!
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I applaud your sarcasm. Nicely done.
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@JL-Sweet Dee was kidding
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A romance made in Hillbilly Heaven. I agree about his daughter. Poor Sunny has been through so much. Hopefully, she gets the stability she needs and deserves. Poor baby girl.
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I’ve seen them around Austin (I was born and raised there), seeing them interact is the weirdest thing. She acts like a “tough” princess and he’s just socially awkward it seems to me
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I think he is one of the most insecure people I have ever seen.
Anyone ever see him on the bike building contests with the American Chopper guys?
All he ever does is talk sh*t about other people….Make fun of them in a baby type voice…..And say how great his bikes are. I think it is weird to watch him, he seems incredibly uncomfortable and insecure always.
Paul Jr is like the opposite. Classy and mature.
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I hope he has changed his cheating ways. We all deserve a chance to ammend our lives don’t we? Congratulations!
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He’s a hostage taker. He’s also had plenty of chances to reform. She’s as mentally screwed up as he is if she thinks all that man needs to change is “the love of a good woman”. Been there, done that, don’t work.
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I’m assuming their wedding favors are going to be penicillin and purell. This dude is gross!
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Maybe they’ll have a free needle exchange and std testing in the parking lot.
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Hahaha! Penicillin and Purell, awesome. The CDC should def take note of that wedding date. That will help them look for Patient Zero down when some horrible new virus mutates and starts sweeping the country.
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And morning-after pills, for everyone’s sake.
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Strange how much this woman looks like Kat and Sandra really too. Long dark hair, same body type too. Does he see them as interchangeable?
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Amy? Amy fisher?
*knocks on computer*
Is that you?
I think he’s the type who can’t be alone, an emotional human sink hole for those involved or a sick game of “fix it”.
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You totally nailed it Arock! She looks exactly like Amy Fisher.
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Why is this man still in the news? He is disgusting!
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Is he 17?
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Haha, this ^
Wow, six whole months, this’ll last …
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Such classy people (cough). Really, a perfect match.
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Anyone else think Sandra Bullock is a lesbian and Jesse James was a beard?
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no because he would have talked about that by now.
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not if he has a non-disclosure agreement
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Yes. I do. I think the whole thing was a big sham. I think it was a big f u to the press in a way. They probably got paid for all those magazine covers. And she always was loved by the public, but SO much more after that.
I think he loves being as assh*le, and loved making his “bad boy” rep even worse.
Honestly, I think he is actually gay, but in very deep denial.
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Sandra always seemed low key about her love life. People with a beard always seem more in your face about it.
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Yes, I do think Sandy is gay and loathe to come out – hence the marriage to this douchey dipshit.
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The thought has crossed my mind from time to time. Sandra surrounds herself with some tight-lipped people. She could pull it off. No one knew about her adopting a kid until the moment it happened. If it indeed were true, I would imagine she would also have an iron-clad NDA.
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Yes , I do.
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I think he should marry his true love…his bike.
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His penis.
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why do men like this get so many women?
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Apparently he is hung like a donkey.
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Really? i was gonna say, he must be dynamite in the sack for all these women to go gaga over him.
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Puhleez, there are PLENTY of big dicks out there that aren’t attached to, well, a big dick. TRUST me, ladies–I’m out in the field doing research on the matter. I’m a f*cking dong scientist.
I don’t care if the dude is bomb in the sack and has a 13″ dong, he’s REPULSIVE.
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Please, let us never forget:
There is a difference between HAS a big dick, and IS a big dick!!!
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Because they are masters at sensing insecurity in women and preying on those insecurities. Offering themselves as security while simultaneously creating chaos in her self-esteem. I don’t think the men who play this game even know they’re doing it.
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He has such a specific type. They’re always into either tattoos or motorcycles or guns or all of the above. Plenty of women are into those things, but how many are also wealthy and/or famous AND attractive AND somewhere around JJ’s age? It’s astounding to me that he keeps unearthing these chicks and convincing them to marry him and take care of his (admittedly darling) children.
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I have one word for her. Prenup… Cause your gonna need it.
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2nd word- condom. Cause ewww.
Does the CDC have a wedding registry?
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Hahahhahahaha
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She was on the Bubba the Love Sponge Show Thursday, and I don’t think they’re gonna do a pre-nup. She was saying how he makes much more money than her, but I didn’t know who her dad was.
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Breaking News: Sandra Bullock just died of embarrassment.
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Does this idiot realize that he can date without getting “engaged” or “married” all the time?
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What a sleeze.
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His fiance must have the lowest self esteem of any woman on the planet. Wish my Daddy was a billionaire so I could race cars all day and play with guns…
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Fourth marriage for JJ? Why the hell not? It’s not like he’s got anything else to do and apparently he’s really good at getting married (not so much at staying married or being a decent husband)
This chick looks like Amy Fischer and that ain’t a good thing.
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bless any child of his because he’s such a “man”.
he’s never given a thought about anyone except himself. i’m surprised he’s not bff with charlie sheen.
that cake is so F¡kk¡ng ugly. wtf rich girl cake?!?!
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She thinks she’s the one who can change him. You know, all these other women just didn’t love him the way she can.
Good luck, sista.
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I bet she secretly thinks Jesse cheated because the other women were boring prudes, but not her. She’s got the magic formula. She will sex him up, party with him, go four-wheeling (or whatever they do), get tats, be one of the guys. The bonds of marriage will never chafe against him this time for sure GUARANTEED.
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Anyone stupid enough to get with…that, deserves whatever they get. I just feel bad for the kids involved, and I hope her billionaire father makes her get an air tight pre-nup.
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yeeeeeeee haw! ICK!!
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I live near Daytona Beach and this woman seriously looks like the biker trash currently infesting the area for Bike Week. I am shocked she has money.
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Hey, you! I live in jacksonville : )
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I grew up in Atlantic beach! Now I live in Melboring!
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Hi ya’ll….right here in Jacksonville! Spent zillions of weekends in Atlantic Beach. Even though it is only down the road, we don’t go as much as we should to the beach. Busy & too tired & lazy, I guess.
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wow! small world!
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I just love these hillbillies.
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Great, someone else for his young daughter to get attached to, start to trust and depend on and then have snatched away when her dad decides to cheat on her. Won’t that be wonderful for her?
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That picture of him being licked? Soooo classy!! *barf* They deserve each other.
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He’s not good at marriage. He is good at dating though. He gets so many women to think about marrying him. He could teach a class.
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Paul Mitchell should be proud!!!
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I feel like she should have better hair.
Clearly, her dad doesn’t care about her at all.
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Her father must be so proud, what a catch (thick, thick sarcasm).
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Oh God. Not again. This guy is the creepiest creep of creepdom & no mistake. The very King of !@#holes.
HOW does he get women? Yes, I know, I see the women he gets. But still. He is such a whiny little bitch!
Pre-nup, honey, & congratulations.
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She reminds me a lot of his Nazi hooker hook up. What is it with this guy constantly getting engaged/married/divorced… ad nauseum?
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Perfect example of how you can come from money and have no class. She looks completely trashy and much more like all the women he’s into.
He and Sandra Bulloch made such an odd couple. He will never ever land as classy as a woman as Sandra Bulloch.
Jesse is the kind of man who cannot be single, always needing a woman, any woman on his arm.
Sandra is much better off w/o this guy.
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uh uuuh girl…don’t do it!
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Before I knew she had kids as well, I thought to myself: You deserve everything you’re going to get, because it’s been well established that this guy is worthless and likes to make the women in his life feel this way through his actions. But geez! She has kids too! What terrible people.
I’m sorry, but as much I hope for stability for those kids, I don’t believe this man can change and we’ll see that before the year is over.
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Well now we know why Daddy doesn’t use his daughter in Paul Mitchell Hair Care commercials! She looks as trashy as him.
All I can say is those poor kids….
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GROSS. He certainly has a type, doesn’t he? Makes me wonder how Sandra wound up with him.
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Yup, I’m thoroughly grossed out. We can wait and see the fallout from this supposed marriage in a year or so when it all falls apart after he is caught cheating or whatever…just can’t seem to now link this guy with someone as great as Sandra Bullock, huh? She must have had a lapse in judgment when getting involved with him, that’s all I can figure.
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This guy is a douchebag, i cant believe he has found another woman to marry him
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Oh yes…great idea!
NOW GO AWAY FOREVER, thank you!
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Why stop now? At this point he should go for sheer numbers. He could probably rack up another four or five wives if he focuses…
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She’s still got space for lots more tattoos.
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