Kris Jenner just realized Kylie dating Jaden Smith puts her in CO$ crosshairs

Jaden Smith

I shouldn’t be laughing at this story, but I just can’t help it, and the giggles keep slipping forth. Perhaps this story is somewhat amusing to me because it involves Kris Jenner being completely caught off guard. As Kaiser reported not too long ago, Kylie Jenner (15) has been hanging out with Jaden Smith (14), and the two supposedly went on several dates in London. Now there’s the “ick” factor involved with their very young ages, but there’s also the strangeness that arises from the Smith families ties to Scientology. Well, Kris apparently wasn’t aware of this latter fact, and now she’s all surprised just like when Agyness Deyn was terribly shocked to discover the hardcore CO$ devotion of her new husband, Giovanni Ribisi. Sadly hilarious.

Will Smith and his family have always downplayed their afflication with Scientology, but Will himself has made sizable donations to CO$ “causes,” and Will and Jada actually opened a private academy that’s a CO$ school. Yes, there were denials by school officials, and then Will and Jada fired the head of the school and replaced her with a Scientologist. So that family is definitely in the cult, and Kris is allegedly all beside herself with worry. Naturally, she’s probably not worried about Kylie’s welfare as much as she is with the money-sucking reputation of the CO$. Oh Kris, this is why you research your daughters’ dates before the dates actually start happening. Here are the details from this week’s Enquirer:

Kris Jenner

Kris Jennifer is terrified that her youngest daughter, Kylie, is going to get sucked into the sontroversial Church of Scientology if she continues to date Karate Kid star Jaden Smith — the son of Will and Jada Pinkett Smith.

The budding romance between Kylie, 15, and Jaden, 14 — who were spotted on a series of dates in London in early March — originally earned “momager” Kris’ stamp of approval.

“They were going to be the new Kardashian ‘celebrity couple,’” said an insider. “Kris’ mind was going a mile a minute thinking of all the business deals she could make in the teen market. But after pals alerted her to the Smith family’s attachment to Scientology, she started having second thoughts about the relationship.”

According to the insider, Kris is concerned that Jaden will pique Kylie’s interest in the church, which could eventually “go after her money and try to control her career.”

Will has publicly denied that he’s a Scientologist, but he maintains a close friendship with the organization’s most celebrated member, Tom Cruise, and has donated to groups affiliated with Scientology in the past. The Men in Black star told a reporter: “You don’t have to be Jewish to be a friend of Steven Spielberg. You don’t have to be a Muslim to be a friend of Muhammad Ali. And you don’t have to be a Scientologist to be a friend of Tom Cruise … I respect all people and all paths.”

Still, Kris has her doubts. But insiders insist she has nothing to worry about. “Jaden’s a teenager,” noted another source. “He’s way more concerned with sports, girls and dating than he is with Scientology.”

[From Enquirer, print edition, March 25, 2013]

Of course, Kris is worried about losing control of Kylie’s career because that would mean the loss of her manager percentage. Good old Kris, always looking out for numero uno.

In other equally disturbing and related news, the Enquirer is also running a story this week about how Kris might — brace yourselves for this one — have her very own (ahem) adult film just like daughter Kim. Gross, right? This tale is based upon more leaked journals from Kris’ late husband, Robert. Apparently, Robert overheard Kris bragging to her friends about making a tape with her lover, and he confronted her, but “she laughed it off, telling him she was just kidding around. She said she knew he was there and wanted to teach him a lesson about eavesdropping on her conversations with her girlfriends.” Let’s hope that Vivid doesn’t get ahold of that tape, like, ever.

Kris Jenner

Jaden Smith

Kris Jenner

Jaden Smith

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  1. Dawn says:

    Oh Kris Jenner is never surprised at anything. I don’t buy this one. She just wanted the publicity for her kid and nothing more. Besides didn’t this Madam open a church of her own not too long ago? I am sure she did and am sure that she makes money off of it. I think she used Jaden to advertise that the Jenner girls are now available. That’s all.

  2. lucy2 says:

    A money sucking cult that controls your whole life? Kris is just worried about the competition.

    That is one of those photos where Jaden will look back someday, and think WTF am I wearing?!

  3. Deb says:

    Kartrashian women have the world’s worst taste in men.

  4. Tami says:

    This story is so fake that it’s hilarious . Kris has known Jaden for a long time. Same for both of her youngest daughters.. Their family knows the Smiths well. Drop the Scientology stuff lol . The stuff the media comes up with is hilarious.

  5. MsAubra says:

    I don’t even think it’s true abaout her opening a church, I think she may have had a hand in someone opening a church, but I don’t think she’s connected in a big meaningful way. It wouldn’t surprise me if those hairy gypsies went that far though

  6. MyLeNe - Montreal says:

    Sorry but Kylie Jenner look like a transgender

  7. janie says:

    Why is this girl in London, and not in school? Why isn’t Jaden in school? Is it me, or does anyone who lives in LA send their kids to school? We all know none of them are being tutored or home schooled. It’s the law in most states, clearly California takes exception to that law. Oh right… LA is above the law, nothing applies to them.

  8. mystic mara says:

    Never knew the Smiths were with the cult, too. I guess that would explain the ‘holier than thou’ attitude Will Smith and Jada seem to have toward the rest of us plebs.

  9. janie says:

    Kris is absolutely an unfit mother! Those girls don’t have even the basics of an education, it’s disgusting!

  10. lisa says:

    will smiths kids always look so confused

  11. Maritza says:

    Kylie and Kendall are gorgeous girls much more beautiful than the Kardashians. Their mother should keep an eye on these girls, those Scientologists must be dying to get their hands on these girls money.

  12. BravoCueen says:

    Until recently, I always admired Will and Jada Smith’s relationship and the way they seemed to parent their kids. Lately Jaden has been in the news (most recently for being barred from the nightclub Bieber was partying at) and he’s only 14. I thought they would do better–or at least as good as they say they are.

  13. dorothy says:

    I doubt she’s that worried. She’s concerned, as she should be that the world know’s she was sleeping her way through town when she was married to Kardashian. I won’t even go into what she’s done to Khloe. What at absolute skank Kris is, just a pure slut.

  14. Sweet Dee says:

    LOL I hope they convert her and the Scientologists take her mom’s money.

    Jaden and Willow always look like they’re perplexed. I don’t think they’re even going to that BS school. All they do at those is read the dictionary for hours, and then chant about L Ron and then do manual labor, seriously.

  15. Itsa Reallyme says:

    Why is a 15 yr old going to London to go out on a date? Seriously? Who does that? If they like each other, fine. But teach the kids that when you’re a teen, you date people that live in your community. Or you skype. What are they teaching these kids? You can have whatever you want, whenever you want and wherever you want. Set up some boundries for crying out loud! I didn’t think I had any respect for Kris Jenner but I feel like somehow I have even less than I did before. lol

  16. NeoCleo says:

    He is a weird-looking kid. Maybe he will grow into his face.

    • Itsa Reallyme says:

      He was a cute little boy but both he and his sister always look like little lost souls lately. It seems like Jada likes to tell people that she’s just letting them express themselves but to me they look like kids who get no attention so they’re begging for it through their appearance. Wake up Jada and Will! Your kids need some guidance.

  17. Bridget says:

    These people are all doing such disservices to their kids – no one at 14 is sufficiently educated and prepared for life to quit school (and essentially that’s what they’re doing, so forget your protestations about tutors and independent studies). They will have money that they didn’t earn, they will never know if anyone actually likes them for themselves, and they will have the education of an 8th grader.

  18. Marieeeee says:

    Totally off subject, but Kendall Jenner is one beautiful young lady. She’s just statuesque. When she fully grows into her adult features she will by far be the gem of that effed up family.

  19. Lauren says:

    I thought she was dating Cody Simpson, the ‘Australian Justin Beiber’. Lol I am ashamed that I know this and who Cody Simpson is at my age.

  20. Mellie Khunt says:

    Kylie is the only pretty one. Could never understand why the older Jenner girl was a model. Not pretty at all.

  21. Abby says:

    Jaden always seems to always be scrunching his forehead up. I’m sure that won’t be good later on… until he gets botox, of course.