Miley Cyrus tweets ‘I want a boyfriend,’ tops best & worst style lists of 2013

Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus is topping all of the year-end lists of 2013. Not only is she gunning for Time’s Person of the Year, but she’s been named one of Barbara Walters’ Most Fascinating people. Yahoo just announced that Miley is their top search query of the year. In response, I ask, “Do people really still search on Yahoo?”

Miley is also topping Time’s newly released Best and Worst fashion lists. She scored #1 on the Worst list for her flesh-colored latex bikini at the VMAs because “two-piece serves no other stylistic purpose apart from showing a lot of skin.” No kidding. As for #6 on the Best list, Miley got a huge pass for her glittery green Marc Jacobs gown from the Night of Stars event. That dress was okay, but I’d place her amazing Met Gala dress even higher.

Here are some more assorted Miley tidbits:

* “Wrecking Ball has somehow climbed back to #1 on Billboard’s Hot 100 list. Don’t worry, it’s not because people really like the song. The tune has simply scored a big boost from a gross viral spoof video that’s been playing on the front page of YouTube for most of the week.

* Miley announced on Twitter that she wants a boyfriend who will be Canadian tuxedo twinsies with her. Of course a lot of outlets are running with the “I want a boyfriend” quote (and look, I used it for the title), but here’s the full context of the tweet.

* If this week’s issue of Us Weekly is to be believed, Liam Hemsworth could be doing some swift online shopping for his own all-denim ensemble: “He pushed to get back in touch. [Miley and Liam] are talking like they did when they were together. She’s confused about how she feels.” The article mentions “secret meetings.” Don’t do it, Miley!

Miley posted a grainy twitpic of herself at the piano, which I found amusing. I guess this is what she does as she waits for her chef to fix her food. She’s so cray.

Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus

Screencaps courtesy of MTV, images courtesy of Fame/Flynet & Miley Cyrus on Twitter

 

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  1. Belle Epoch says:

    Shouldn’t her 15 minutes be over by now? Tick tock tiresome.

  2. Kemper says:

    What guy would line up for that hot piece of crazy? Kanye must be kicking himself for settling with a Kardashian.

  3. Kiddo says:

    She seems pretty “normal”. Am I the only one thinking that the denim on denim thing was snark? Does she actually play the piano?

  4. eliza says:

    I still use Yahoo. I hate Google with a passion.

  5. blue marie says:

    Actually, I think the video is pretty funny. I mean I could have done without the guy naked (same goes for Miley) but the responses are priceless.

    As for the Liam bit… Gurl, no

  6. Secret Squirrel says:

    *sniffs air suspiciously*
    Is that desperation I smell, or Miley’s career going up in flames?? Fire extinguisher on standby please…

  7. paola says:

    i’m sure at this point she can afford some new teeth, She needs to get rid of that chipmunk face.

  8. allons-y alonso says:

    If she gets that Time magazine’s ‘Person of the Year’, I will lose what is left of my very little faith in humanity.

  9. Dani2 says:

    Slow applause to her team, their plan really worked. She definitely made her mark this year.

    • Hautie says:

      No joke.

      And now it looks like they are trying to sell this…. “Liam WANTS her BACK!”

      Which of course probably comes as a surprise to Liam. And whomever is sleeping in his bed with him. :)

      • Leila In Wunderland says:

        Yeah, I doubt that Liam wants Miley back right now, even though it wouldn’t surprise me if they were still in touch. This sounds like something either her team, one of her friends, or one of her hard-core fans made up. Some of her fans really want them to get back together. They acted the same way when her and Nick Jonas broke up too.

        But on the off chance that it’s true, this wouldn’t be the first or even the second time they broke up and got back together.

  10. MrsB says:

    Actually a lot of people do like wrecking ball. It’s a catchy song, even though I’m not a fan of her and I didn’t want to like the song, especially after seeing the video…I really like it. I think it’s unfair to completely discredit her music because of her antics.

    • TheOneandOnlyOnly says:

      With all due respect It’s not her music: google bangerz it took five professional songwriters to write that piece of crap and two to produce it; read the credits and personnel; she had a whole regiment of professionals to produce her generic drivel. And even when she’s listed as a songwriter, how much did she actually contribute; we’ve all seen interviews of her, and she’s dumb as a pile of hair. Pop creations don’t write their own music, so it’s not truly their music; it’s corporate music and they are the fronts: the music of the Beatles is their music because mostly John and Paul wrote the songs and arranged them (with assistance by Geoff Emrick and George Martin.). Like the music if you want, but don’t say it’s “her music.”

  11. Aussie girl says:

    I heard a snipet of an interview with Liam today and he was agreeing with what JLaw said about girls needing to wear hardly anything. It really sounded like a dig @ Miley. As for the denim on denim, she should just dress herself and her sledgehammer up in it before she goes to second base with it.

  12. GeeMoney says:

    Whomever she ends up with… god help them.

    Eh, they’ll probably be a loser anyway. At this point in time, she couldn’t pull anyone with substance.

  13. TheOneandOnlyOnly says:

    I am astonished at the amount of pr she is still getting considering that she is talentless by any actual standard; and Barbara Wawa (nod to Gilda Radner’s send up) has completely lost it – what is fascinating about a talentless completely manufactured act whose every move is calculated to keep her in the spotlight. Five years from now Bangerz will be in the remainder bin at Wal-Mart along with Will Smith and the spice girls crap and vanilla ice, etc.
    I might respect her if she tried to write and arrange her own songs, but she’s too busy being in the spotlight to actually submit to real artistic discipline.

  14. Camille (TheOriginal) says:

    Don’t do it Liam!

  15. St says:

    But how quickly she became almost irrelevant. She tried to create another huge scandal with that weed on EMA but everyone forgot about it the next day. Then she tried to create another shock with those eyebrows. But everyone were like: “yeah, whatever. It’s probably fake anyway”. I’m really bored of her. To the point when I’m not even opening articles about her. I read the title. If there is nothing shocking in it then I just don’t open. Because I’m not interested in Miley life.

    Wrecking Ball became old song. And so does people interest in Miley. We saw few performances (on X Factor and AMA) but they were just boring when Miley didn’t do anything shocking. I wonder why she is not releasing new video for new song. At this point the only interest is to see what kind of shock factor she can create in new video. That is Miley’s life now. Has to sit home and think every day what shocking thing she can do next to be in press.

  16. Dommy Dearest says:

    This girl has been nothing but misses the entire year. Some people may find her entertaining but I will be honest and say I question the intelligence sometimes for those that do. Honesty, yup.

    • Hakura says:

      The only thing *I* found ‘entertaining’ about her is how any sh!tstorms she managed to cause with totally *pointless* actions. The thing is, I can’t say how much of an idiot she is (since I can only go from the manufactured ‘persona’ she’s shilling), but surely she’s been told (if not before, at least *by now*) what she was getting into when she decided to move forward with building said persona entirely with shock value.

      Not only does it get old *so* fast, but it gets continually harder & harder to shock people (& that doesn’t just go for her. As the years pass, it’s getting much harder for *anyone* to shock people, because everything has been *done* 800 times before).

      I think just about the *only* things I’d find the least bit ‘shocking’ would be:
      *If Kanye left Kim for Miley
      *Kim left *Kanye* for Miley
      *Miley admits that she eats children & puppies
      *She adopts a child from another country
      *Gets accepted into Law School
      *Becomes a trained opera singer
      *Or if her younger sister doesn’t become a total trainwreck.
      * & finally, Miley reveals herself to be ‘the second coming’, spurring Yeezus to rant & be struck by lightning. (…It may force me to reevaluate my own ‘beliefs’, but I’d *still* pay to see Yeezus get his ass fried…. “IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT *ZAP*” Miley: Well, I’m not.)

  17. aquarius64 says:

    @Leila in Wunderland – get your head out the sand. Doesn’t matter if it’s 2013, some men are not going to date or wife this girl because of her image. (and I defy you to name one guy, post-Liam, that doesn’t have scandal in his own life that is asking for her number.) Guys on the skeevy side are seen with her now, and Miley is on their 3 F bucket list. (3 F means Find ‘em, F – ‘em, and Forget ‘em.) To be fair Miley may get a 4th F – Flaunt ‘em. There are some guys that will brag that they nailed a celebrity to look like a big shot, even throw it up on social media or sell it to the tabloids. Miley’s too dumb to see that now; don’t let her bravado fool you. The fact that she’s begging for a boyfriend on Twitter is showing the respectable ones are steering clear of her. Call people prudes and rant about scarlet lettering all you want, it doesn’t change the current fact: you act like a tramp, you’ll get treated like one.

    • lavinia says:

      The problem with Miss L is that she assumes that if we think that Miley flashing her labia is unclassy, then we are all prudes. I’m sure most of us she has called pearl-clutchers are not conservative biddies (what conservative biddies are on Celebitchy anyway), I don’t see people ragging about what Rhianna or Beyonce or Gaga are wearing…the thing about Miley is she puts off the vibe that we should think she’s cool because she has a camel toe showing or whatever, whereas someone with true talent and confidence could transcend that…Cher could belt out a tune and wear skimpy outfits and own it…Miley had to act nasty to get attention for her music (personally I thought Bangerz was typical boring pop claptrap, but then I prefer underground music anyway). And I like to wear low cut blouses, short shorts (but without my ass and labia hanging out) and think nude bodies are beautiful…so no I’m not a prude, I just think Miley and her schtick are kind of yucky and cheap.

  18. brooklynbreeder says:

    This is a brilliant statement of intent. She wants somebody confident enough, faithful enough, somebody with enough sense of humor and self to pull off a proverbial denim on denim on denim with her.