Would it surprise you to learn that Jennifer Lopez has been dating Casper Smart for over two years? They started doing it (publicly at least) in late 2011, and JLo wanted everyone to know about it. He was 24 at the time, and she was 42. Fast forward, and they are still going strong … and not married. I thought for sure that Jennifer was going marry Casper after she allowed him to hold his own autograph sessions outside of her Idol dressing room.
These two crazy kids have had their share of ups and downs over the years. I enjoy hearing the stories about JLo slashing Casper’s allowance or threatening to kick him out without anything. Who knows if the stories are true, but they sure are entertaining in a Dynasty sort of way. If this new story from the Enquirer is true, then Casper probably lost his allowance again and deservedly so. No one tells mama her thighs are too big! Damn, did he really say this stuff?
Not-so-smart Casper Smart suddenly wished he’d kept his big yap shut when he went where no guy should EVER go (no words like “fat” or “old,” right, fellas?) and told live-in-love Jennifer Lopez that her thighs are “too big” for the short minidresses she sports on American Idol. …YeeeOWWW!…
Spotting smoke blasting from her ears, ex-backup dancer/toyboy Casper back-pedaled pronto, saying that he didn’t mean that she’s got … er, fat thighs — it’s just that her thighs aren’t … her best asset, maybe? … YeeIKES! … (Dude, even for a guy, so stoopid!) Jennifer erupted instantly, shrieking: “If you’re not saying my thighs are fat — then what are you saying?”
Desperate to save himself, Casper stammered: “I just meant your thighs are … muscular!” En fuego, the superstar songstress shot back: “I thought you liked my thighs! But if you don’t like what you see …!” Before she could utter another word, crushed Casper started babbling apologies/sweet-talk nonstop — and the very next night, JLo strutted onto the Idol stage flaunting a teeny-tiny micro-dress as Casper shot her a loving thumbs-up! (Finally getting SMART, eh, senor?)
[From Enquirer, print edition, April 4, 2014]
I hope JLo assigned some extra chores around the house to make up for Casper’s insensitive mouth. Extra chores are good for a young boy. They put hair on the chest.
In all seriousness, I hope Casper didn’t say this stuff. Jennifer has fantastic legs, and they’re the same that they’ve always been. Muscular legs, yes. She’s always flaunted her body. She’s not about to stop wearing short skirts. Casper sounds like an idiot who needs to shut his trap.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet & WENN
Bwaahahahahahhahah. It’s probably BS—because only a stupid toy boy would risk the wrath of their source of gold by saying this. He’s not that stupid. Or maybe he is. Lol. 😀
She’s still with him? O_o
At least they are not married. Yet.
Look around you. Do you like living here?
Look at your clothes. Do you like wearing them?
Look at your schedule. Do you like all the lovely places you’re going?
You do?
Then SHUT UP. And dance.
EXACTLY!!!
Perfect 🙂
Heeeeeeeeeeeee this!
Seriously, his fugly ass should be grateful that she even allows him to be seen in public with her.
But then again—how bad is it when Madonna looks WAY worse than JLo (not even talking about age), looks like all gristle and no fat–but all of her pieces are WAY hotter than Caspar AND they know not to get above themselves. It’s a sad day when Madonna has better game than JLo–who, to be fair, exhibited no taste when she hooked up with Skeletor–unless he had more $$$$$$$ than her, and a giant, Liam Neeson size dong.
“Seriously, his fugly ass should be grateful that she even allows him to be seen in public with her.”
LMAO, and just what I was thinking…her thighs are too fat for miniskirts? well, his face is too ugly for being shown in public. he is SOOOOOOO unattractive.
In those pictures, what is bulging from her shins?
Knee pads.
Knee pads for writhing and sliding around during her act.
Thank you for asking this. It’s all I could look at.
Me too because it looks like she has four knees. Maybe they slid down too far?
I noticed that too! Either her knee pads slipped or her knee caps did. 😉
Maybe he should know that everyone can tell he’s stuffing a sock down the front of his too tight pants. So do we want to talk about what’s too big or too little?
Ha! Love, love, love this..
‘Your face is too douchey for my tour’ would be the correct response
Not buying it – he doesn’t look like a genius, but I would think he’s smart enough not to mess with his meal ticket.
In general if she’s taking fashion advice, can we request no more sparkly onesies with Muppet sleeves?
This revealed their true relationship. He is her confidante and adviser on wardrobe. That actually makes more sense.
Well at least he’s honest, hahaha. But the story’s probably bs.
LIES!!!
He knows he isn’t trying to go back on that backup dancer’s compensation
He looks like a creepy cartoon frog.
Her thighs are fine. I just want to know what is up with her knees in those dance photos. They look odd.
Wow is he reeeally short?? I never realized until that last picture. He’s tiny. Yikes.
“Hold me closer, tiny dancer.”
Ugh. Momma does not like short guys.
Momma especially does not like short, moochy guys who forget their place.
lmao! Hold me closer tiny dance” bahahahaha. You made my day!
HOLD ME CLOSER< tiny dancer!!! hilarious! thank you!
“Hold me close tiny dancer” oh god hahaha!!!
Utter hilarity, bravo!
Yet in the first pictures where she is wearing heels, he is taller. Lifts?
This story is pure BS. Casper isn’t stupid. He knows better. He’s not going to bite the hand that feeds him. I personally would HATE that (being a kept person or sugar baby). That would drive me crazy. I would have to have my own thing (my own $$$).
I can see him saying it. He is really young and really entitled. Dude held his own autograph session!!! Seriously, that says it all. He does not know his place.
She is beautiful, but i think she looks better when her dresses are closer to her knees.
Jlo is a vampire…I swear she barely ages…and she doesn’t look like shes had any plastic surgery! Regarding Casper telling her that her thighs are too big…I don’t believe it for a minute…she would have put him in the hospital!!!!!
Oh no he di’int!!!!
I thought they broke up?!?!
I’m sorry I wouldn’t waste my time or money watching her lip synch beside her immature boy toy. I’m no fan of that type of music; it’s contrived mainstream generic dance crap. And my God, she looks like she’s accompanying her toddler to his conference with his junior high school teacher.
How much actual live music is played at any of her concerts?
Her thighs might be too big, but he is still too poor, facially challenged, corny and unremarkable to be with her
I can’t stop giggling at the photo of them with their arms in the air. They BOTH have their tongues hanging out of their mouths! Was that part of the choreography? Lol, not a cute look!
“Extra chores are good for a young boy. They put hair on the chest. ”
Brilliant, Bedhead. Brilliant.
His gigantic nostrils freak me out.
And his face is too ugly to go without covering.
Hey, the dude is just telling the truth, she’s not skinny or has a model figure, she’s old and fat? Were all going to laugh when she ends up like Demi Moore, old and used up?