Did Gerard Butler & Madonna hook up for one special night of love?

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Gerard Butler and Madonna have known each other for several years, ever since Gerard worked with Guy Ritchie on RocknRolla, back when Guy and Madge were still together. Gerry even told a story about Madge giving him a B-12 shot in the ass, and they even hung out together in Brazil a few weeks ago. So, they’re friendly. Which is why I’m not sure if I buy this report from Hollywood Life. They’re claiming that Madge and Gerry “were all over each other” at a post-Oscar bash. Ugh. Apparently, Madge was “putting on the full-court press, totally charming him” (I can believe that) and Gerry was “loving the attention” (I can believe that too). Damn it, this might be true!

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Move over, Jen. There’s another hot blond who may want your man!

Madonna and Gerard Butler would certainly make quite the pair – as they’re both famously sexy flirts. These two perfect matches found each other last night – and spent Oscar night getting down at Madonna’s afterparty, according to someone who was there.

Gerard attended a private bash that Madge, Demi Moore and producer Guy Oseary threw in the Hollywood Hills March 7 – and despite the very late hour, the action was steamy, we’re told. Madonna and Gerard were “all over each other,” one eyewitness tells HollywoodLife.com. “She was putting on the full-court press, totally charming him – and even challenged him to a dance-off! They were grinding in the middle of the room real close and then Demi joined in. It was hot! Gerard was loving the attention.”

After their sexy dance display, Madonna, 52, and Gerard, 40, huddled in a corner – but alas, she left alone.

Well, thank God Jen Aniston wasn’t there to witness THAT display, we say. The 41-year-old Bounty Hunter star was probably doubly glad she didn’t hit the party, given that another of her exes was there. No, not Brad Pitt – but Bradley Cooper, who tore up the dance floor with his girlfriend, Renee Zellweger.

“They were so cute,” adds our eyewitness. “After they got off the dance floor they ran to take their picture together in a photo booth.”

[From Hollywood Life]

See, I’ll buy that Madge wanted to hit that. And I’ll buy that Gerry is such a man-slut that he would literally f-ck any woman if she “stroked his ego” (“ego” = taint). But I will hold my line (“the line” = Gerry’s wang) and say that Madge isn’t even close to being Gerry’s type. He’ll bang anything that moves, but he prefers younger, darker, less scary-faced.

And, as it turns out, Madge might be interested in someone other than Gerry too (and Jesus Luz, for that matter). There were several reports circulating yesterday that Madge has her eye on model Adam Senn. We last heard from Senn when he was loosely associated with Lindsay Lohan in December. Anyway, Madge and Adam are the “faces” of D&G’s newest ad campaigns, and most people think Madge was just showing off her latest business associate rather than her latest boy-toy. But you never know.

Back to Gerry for a second – when I was looking for cute photos of him yesterday, I found these two hilarious ones of him with George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis in one (in which Gerry looks like an a-hole), and Barbara Streisand, who looks like she could eat him up. They were seated next to each other at the Governor’s Ball!

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  1. TaylorB says:

    I have said it before and I will say it again, she is turning into that creepy clown thing from the Saw movies. Madge we love you just as you are, please stop with the plastic surgery.

  2. ogechi says:

    Madge pls smile a little, i love that gap tooth.

  3. Tess says:

    Pass the paper towels. That high-grade goose fat she injected into her formerly nice face is oozing out uncontrollably.

    Blot baby blot, especially at fancy parties or you may be mistaken for a life-sized Madonna-shaped liver pate.

  4. bellaluna says:

    Ditto, JulieNewmar. Way gross (for Gerard). And I highly doubt Vadge is Gerard’s type: she’s too old and skeleton-like for him. He seems to prefer younger, meatier chicks.

  5. Pont Neuf says:

    Oh, what an attractive coupling! His unwashed, lard-covered slob self lying next to the Android Woman. That’s eroticism in its most… er, pudgy and silicone-enhanced manifestation ever.

    They truly are a match made in a blind man’s heaven.

    By the way, he would make a better couple with Babs. Firstly, she looks about the same age as Madonna in spite of the later’s plastic surgery and, second, their noses are about the same size!

    Barbra, dump James Brolin and buy yourself a new husband! It’s time to shop around, girl!

  6. Lantana says:

    What in the hell is a B-12 shot in the ass? I’m almost afraid to look at the link.

  7. isabelle says:

    The whole world has had a special night of love with Madonna, not just this dude.

  8. Lucy says:

    Yawn.
    Somebody tells MummyMadge that her inner cave has bat nest in it by now.
    And that whomever goes there does it hoping to gain something from her- fame and money.
    She’s a granny by now and all that plastic surgery is makin her looking like a shorter and blonde Cruellia Devil.
    Then Gerry is so pervert I am sure he bangs also grannies as long as he’s drunk enough.

  9. Snarf says:

    What do you expect of Bonnie Fuller? She seems like the type that would be of the opinion if two people are in the same room, they’re probably having sex.

  10. Carena says:

    What did she do to her chin? It looks like an implant. Is that recent?

  11. Poor Jen says:

    OMG he’s cheating on Jen.Well I’m sure they will get back together b4 movie premiere.

  12. Erin says:

    @TaylorB…You have this one down! She does look like that clown…all she needs is a couple of red swirls on her cheeks…hahaha

  13. Ron says:

    OK people, having been out here in LA LA land for many years now I have seen beautiful women thorw themselves at Danny Bonaduce for Christ’s sake. Danny Bonaduce?? Seriously, ewww. Fame has an oggling effect on almost everyone who encounters it. Just for the “I hit Madonna” badge alone, you know he would do it. Regardless of what you think of her, she is one of, if not the most famous woman in the world and that gets nearly anyone on their back. I mean have you seen the women Keith Richards has married?

  14. gee_gee says:

    Ugh. At this point I think I may have even hooked up with Gerard Butler. Or Angelina Jolie. Or John Mayer. Or Jessica Simpson…

  15. ThunderC*nt says:

    Kaiser, please read this and then report, please!

  16. Maritza says:

    I have a feeling Gerard would do any woman as long as she is willing, the man is a player, he has no standards.

  17. ThunderC*nt says:

    Please, look this over, all of the video rip offs, the Gap commercial rip off and do a special report. Would love the Kaiser take on this.

  18. Camille says:

    I totally buy this. HAHA

  19. city says:

    oh, i don’t think even gerry would hit that! see, even in the above pic, he is making the face…what? madge….eeewwwww

  20. crash2GO2 says:

    She used to have a darling pointed little chin. It looks like a grapefruit now. Madamism at it’s finest!

  21. Linda Smiley says:

    EWWWW EWWW EWWW! he can do 1457654323476587432512512435895874652345 times better! i love Madonna but she looks discusting now! she needs to set an example for her kids! she’s going around being a hoe. it’s discusting! Gerard is an older man, but he is a sexy guy! He needs to get some glasses or stop putting them beer goggles on! EWWW, i’m still grossed outt! Maddona, babyy… pleasee! pleaseee! close up the work shop! you’re done. pleasee, for everyone. just stopp!