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Last Friday, we heard about yet another incident of Lindsay Lohan being a f-cking mess out and about in LA. Much like the cactus incident just days before, Lindsay busted her ass because she was wasted. Only Lindsay can’t say that she was really wasted, because it always has to be someone’s fault. With both the cactus incident and the April Fools incident, Lindsay blamed the paparazzi for “pushing” her. Note: there was video of both incidents, and although the paparazzi are crowding her, they aren’t touching her. But that didn’t stop Lindsay from getting on her Twitter and raging about… something.
From what I could understand of Lindsay’s crack ramblings, it seems as if she’s blaming the paparazzi for not only “pushing” her, but also for paying off bouncers to refuse her entrance. Now, there has been a rash of various clubs and parties refusing Lindsay entry lately. It started a few weeks ago when Lindsay tried to bust into a private party and the bouncers made her wait fifteen minutes while the paparazzi captured her crack face getting madder and madder. In the past week and a half, Lindsay has been denied entry to several other clubs and events too, and the paparazzi are always there to capture it.
So, does Lindsay’s cracked out conspiracy theory make sense? Are the paparazzi paying people off so that they can get better shots of Lindsay standing around, falling down, rubbing her firecrotch on innocent cacti, throwing cocaine on her shoes, looking pissy and glazed, and being a general milkaholic? Not to sound nasty, but I don’t think the paparazzi have to pay people to get those shots. A source noted to Page Six over the weekend that with the incident last Thursday/Friday when Lindsay was denied entrance to Voyeur, “She is so out of control, nobody wants her to do their club appearances because she’s such a liability.” Gawker agrees with my assessment: “If the bouncer colluded with the paps, why aren’t the pictures better? You’d think they’d have staged a better angle or something, because the ones of her falling down are far zanier. Conclusion: If the paparazzi paid off Voyeur’s bouncer, they’re idiots, because bribes aren’t necessary for wacky LiLo pics. She provides them on her own, for free, all the time.”
Meanwhile, let’s hear the last word from Mother Delusion herself, Dina Lohan. Dina went to Radar to give an “exclusive statement” about whether her daughter’s ass is so broke she can’t even pay her rent. Dina of course calls that report a “total lie” and claims: “It’s unfortunate that our local news channel would put something out there to the public that is totally false. That Lindsay would not be paying her rent is a total lie.” I’m surprised Dina didn’t mention any of the following words: child, innocent, milkaholism, or lawsuit. Dina needs her f-cking head examined.
Screencap of Lohan’s crack tweets, courtesy of her Twitter.
http://twitter.com/LIndsayLohan
Written by Kaiser
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You know, it’s really not her fault. She never got a real education because she was working at such a young age to support her family… so we can’t really fault her that she doesn’t know the dictionary definition of “sober”.
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I watched Georgia Rule. She was so talented, what a waste. I’m glad some people are setting boundaries re her behaviour. If more people would set limits, she may actually get help and deal with herself.
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“Be adequite”
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Sadly, Lindsay is having her own little Britney meltdown. Constantly odd behavior. Just looking ill kept in general.
Both were they money earners for their family from the time they were teenagers. No one really being a solid foundation for them.
Just a Mother shoving them out there to perform and bring in the money.
I see Lindsay crazy hair color a sign of her being cracked out. Just like Britney and that pink wig. It just is a warning sign of Crazy.
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Next stop: shaved head.
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Such a waste of talent.
Even her lips look bloated!
Maybe she’ll crash land soon without hurting other people or herself, and finally admit she has a problem and get help.
And lose the tweeter!
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Wow, bet Elvis talks to her too… she could of had a stellar career, so sad.
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I wish she would get some help.
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i wish she would go away.
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Why can’t she be placed under conservatorship for a bit? She needs the help.guidance/structure.
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@ KJ: Conservatorship IS the answer, but WHO should be made conservator? Her “Mother” her “Father”? I wouldn’t trust either one of these pimps to take care of her WITH her money, because they can’t take care of her WITHOUT. But you are right, it would be the right step for this
QUEEN.OF.DENIAL!
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it reminds me of paparazzi hounding britney when she was at her lowest, i think they definitely contributed to her demise and now lindsay is the new media go to train wreck. i wouldn’t put it past these low lifes to indeed push or shove her to get a shot that would sell to the tabloids.
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Blah! She needs a two-years long detox from Hollywood, NYC, London, and all of the coke dens and nightclubs she’s inhabited for the last 4-5 years. What a waste of talent. Where’s Tina Fey when you need her – I heard a rumour she tried to shame Lindsay into rehab way back in 2007.
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I’ll be honest – I REALLY want Lyndsay Lohan to ‘make it,’ and make it all better for herself… Yes, I’m rooting for her.
Why, I can’t answer that question.
BTW; everytime I see that picture, third one up from the bottom, I laugh my head off, then I feel guilty…
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Yes – cuz Linds is the oooonnly celeb who uses back entrances for access, so no paps would think to be there on their own.
And the only somebody that’s “pushing” her to the ground is that pesky addicted mentally ill monkey on her back.
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That picture of her demonic crack face above the car reflection scares the S out of me.
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The paranoia is a symptom of the drugs I believe.
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Paranoia will destroy ya.
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Why pay for something you get for free?
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When you take a lot of any drugs you get paranoid…
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ya crackheads tend to be paranoid
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I feel the tide is turning for her…the refusals are def a sign that people are getting sick of her and don’t want her around…
however wtf is Ali doing out at clubs all hours of the nite with Lindsay and her lifestyle??!!!
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Here’s a tip: if you think that bouncers, paparazzi and your club-owning friends are working together to make you look bad, try NOT GOING TO CLUBS for a while. It’s funny how few bouncers I see when I’m not trying to crack out all over a bar.
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My sister was on a traveling soccer team with Lindsey post Parent trap and pre stardom, and she was a brat then and she’s a brat now… its amazing what a few good manners can do for a person
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LOL princess pea. Good points, but don’t try to apply logic to Lohans.
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Hmmm, I really can relate with her. Life is tough.
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