I love Heidi Klum, and I love seeing her all over the place. Her fashion sense is whack though and she often fails miserably when it comes to dressing for events, especially awards shows. So her latest outfit, a loose tan backless jumpsuit almost cut to her navel, isn’t so much a fashion fail in my opinion as a curious choice. With Heidi, everything is relative. Plus, even considering the weird fringed scarf thing at the back, this is not the worst onesie that Heidi has worn by a longshot. It shows off her hot body without looking try hard. I also love her hair now, which she’s either grown out from that awful mom style or is using tasteful extensions with. She’s a gorgeous woman.

Heidi wore this getup to the 16th annual Los Angeles antiques show and I can image that plenty of people were dropping their bidding cards trying to get a glimpse of her cleavage. A tasteful suit would have been more appropriate, but Heidi usually gets a pass for bringing the sexy in a weird package. Plus, look what Lisa Kudrow and Kathy Hilton wore.

Also in attendance were Billy Corgan in an Elmer Fudd hat with the Veronicas, Grey’s Justin Chambers with his wife (I was thinking there was a scandal with him, but it was only a sleep disorder), and Lionel Richie. That dude is 61 years old! Does he ever age? He probably wears those glasses to hide all the work he’s had done.

CB and I were debating whether or not Courtney “Michelle” Love looks high on life in these photos. When we were first glancing through them, we both thought that Courtney was stoned out her mind. Now that I’m really looking, though, she might just be tired and burned out. Eh. Either/or. Anyway, Courtney was performing songs from her new album, which you can read more about here. I found it boring, but whatever.

What I do find interesting, however, is the ongoing war between Courtney and her ex-lover Billy Corgan. Apparently, Billy and Love are engaged in some kind of Twitter war, but it’s not about what you think (drugs). It’s about Courtney using/performing Billy’s songs without his permission, and after he expressly told her not to:

Grab your popcorn! Billy Corgan and Courtney Love are on a collision course, and we all have tickets to the show. Without any clear provocation, Corgan fired off a full-blown Twitter tirade yesterday, telling the Hole frontwoman to “go [somewhere] nice and live off [Kurt Cobain's] money”.

The squabble couldn’t be happening to two nicer publicity junkies. “Have your moment,” Corgan sneered – to the baying cries of his 40,000 Twitter followers. “Burn up in the sun that laughs at [you] as equally as it appears to celebrate [you and] sleep knowing [you] have no honour.” This, about seven hours after Love complained – to a mere 28,000 followers – that she was “waiting on a man whose every whim I’ve tried to engage and take like a white hot knife to the belly”.

Corgan and Love were two of the biggest stars of 90s rock, and lovers before that. But their more recent relationship is complicated. While Corgan wrote songs for Love’s new solo album, he later tried to claw the tunes back. “It would be a real big problem [if she used those songs],” he told Rolling Stone last month. “I haven’t given my permission. I have no interest in supporting her in any way, shape or form. You can’t throw enough things down the abyss with a person like that.”

A few days later, Love said she was sorry for provoking Corgan’s ire. “We have again created beauty from the agony between us,” she wrote on Facebook, apologising for “all the thousand ways I sometimes offend you.” Unfortunately, Love still seems to be using the Smashing Pumpkin’s songs – at least judging from this week’s Twitter comments.

“My face is my face, my heart is my heart, my money is my money. Oh, and my songs are MY songs,” he announced. “If you can’t write your own songs maybe you should just be happy that you fooled someone into doing your work for you. Maybe you should go [somewhere] nice [and] live off your husband’s money, [you] know, the money he made for writing all those great songs.”

Corgan even took aim at Love’s relationship with her daughter, Frances Bean Cobain, of whom she recently lost custody. “The world is aware of your lack of responsibility, as seen in the [government] taking away your parental rights. Only you could abandon such a beautiful, incredible child who is smarter than [you], cooler than [you], and better than [you]. Oops, did I say too much?”

It took hours for Love to respond, but when she did it was surprisingly restrained. “All I am is nice about you so if you wanna be mean, be mean,” she wrote. For those expecting a more fearsome counter-attack, don’t worry. We have a feeling the best is yet to come.

[From The Guardian]

Damn. This is getting serious. Sure, I’ll probably cosign everything Billy says, but I’ve got to wonder if Twitter is the best forum for this stuff? Shouldn’t some of it be done via lawyers and the court system? Shouldn’t some of it be said in private letters, phone calls and face-to-face meetings? But that would ruin the fun for all of us out here in the cheap seats, I suppose.

Courtney Love performing in New York on April 26, 2010. Credit: WENN.

Because we were having technical difficulties for a few hours, I kind of missed reporting on Jessica Simpson’s appearance on Letterman last night. Sidenote: I hate her outfit. Anyway, I didn’t watch it, but I’ve read some of the coverage of it. Basically, Letterman got Jessica to talk about everything, from Tony Romo, to John Mayer, to… whatever. Here’s the video and some of quotes:

Why was Jessica Simpson most upset by John Mayer’s revealing Playboy interview (in which he called her “sexual napalm”)?

“He gave away my game!” the star, 29, tells David Letterman on the Late Show, airing Wednesday.

“Normally you would think that somebody you care about would keep those intimate details to themselves,” she says. “It was definitely compliment … in a way. But I don’t really want people to know that about me. It’s like, I’m the good girl and then that happens.”

Although she says she “was very disappointed by the article” and hasn’t talked to him since it was published, she does say she “will always care about him.”

The star of VH1′s new reality show The Price of Beauty also opens up about her ex Tony Romo, who she says is “still a dear friend of mine” even though they split after two years of dating this past July.

“We’re big Dallas Cowboys fans,” she says of the Texas-based Simpson clan. “I still look at his cute butt in the outfit — uniform!”

So, what went wrong?

“I don’t know,” she says. “You’d have to ask him that. He broke up with me on my birthday!”

[From Us Weekly]

Yeah. Meh. As much as I like Jessica, I do get tired of her sometimes, like when she’s promoting something. Although she’s a sweet girl, there’s such a lack of substance in her, it’s kind of disturbing. But whatever. I’m sure I’ll get over it.

Meanwhile, Jessica’s “special friend” Billy Corgan was talking about Jessica’s ex John Mayer. This came from Billy’s epic interview in Rolling Stone Magazine, which we had excerpts of last week. Us Weekly has published some of Billy’s quotes under the idea that he’s “slamming” Mayer. But that’s not actually what he’s doing. Corgan’s just kind of properly identifying John’s douchiness.

Corgan says: “[Mayer is] trying to destroy his career… Rather than take a year off or change his musical direction, some part of it is irritating his soul to the point where he’s trying to blow it up. Certainly a talented guy, but empathetically, standing on the sidelines, it’s hard to watch someone literally burn their career to the ground speaking as somebody who’s done it.” Regarding Mayer’s specific comments about Napalm McMotorboat, Corgan says: “I think for any person who has celebrity to sort of drop rocks at somebody else’s feet like that, there’s things you should really just keep your mouths shut on. There’s things that should just be left alone.” See? These quotes make me like Corgan more. He’s right – Mayer is being self-destructive, under the guise of douchey misogyny. Now, I think Mayer is also, at heart, a douchey misogynist. But the fact that he didn’t know how to hide it is self-destructive.

At the end of last year, there was some juicy gossip that Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan were maybe dating each other. They were spotted out together, and Jessica even gave some cryptic tweets about Billy “braiding” her prayers or something. For his part, tabloids reported that Billy was “very caught up in Jessica’s mystique”. I always imagined Jessica’s mystique must be an aura of burritos, corn dogs and glitter, but her boobs probably mesmerized the dude who at one point dated Courtney Love. Anyway, long story short, they were working on some music together, and nothing really seemed to be happening between for real. Billy seemed to disappear, and Jessica went on to be dumb as a box of hair on Oprah, and then “flirt up a storm” with Oscar nominee Jeremy Renner.

However! Billy has a new interview in Rolling Stone, and he discussed his feelings for Jessica. This interview is pretty interesting, and the escalation to the Jessica part is good. He sounds like such an egotistic jerk:

Former Smashing Pumpkins singer Billy Corgan has been snapped with Jessica Simpson and Tila Tequila in recent months, and now he has broken a long silence to talk about love, life and his music. He gave a long interview to Rolling Stone, and you’ll have to buy the issue to read it, but below is the press release with some of his choice remarks.

Here are the first two sentences of Rolling Stone’s first Billy Corgan feature in a decade: Unless you count what he’s done to his career, Billy Corgan has never attempted suicide. Until recently, there were plenty of mornings when he’d wake up to a stark choice: “Go eat breakfast, or go kill yourself.”

When Rolling Stone met with Corgan in Los Angeles in early February, the Smashing Pumpkins founder had a lot to say about a very rough 10 years. “There’s a lot of days where you feel forgotten,” Corgan says at one point. In a soul-baring, wide-ranging interview, Corgan discusses the idiosyncratic spiritual beliefs that saved him from suicidal depression (including his association with a vintage hippie cult called Source Family); opens up for the first time about his 2009 split with drummer Jimmy Chamberlin (Corgan says he fired him); reveals his father’s heroin addiction (his dad was arrested two years ago with a needle still in his arm); says that he “loves” Jessica Simpson; and much more.

Corgan on His Critics:
“Do I belong in the conversation about the best artists in the world? My answer is yes, I do,” he says. “I’ve been too productive for too long, and despite what anybody wants to strip away from me, I am influential. I am. So all the Pitchforks in the world can try to strip me of every ounce of dignity, but I belong.”

On the Pumpkins’ Breakup:
“Rather than break up the band, what I should have done is chuck James [Iha] out,” Corgan says. “I should have just said to Jimmy [Chamberlin], ‘You go to rehab, and we’ll continue, and James, get the f*ck out of here.’ Instead, I fell on my sword for James, for what I thought was a friend.”

On His Spiritual Beliefs:
Corgan subscribes to the fashionable idea that we’re building to a cataclysm, or at least a major vibrational shift, in 2012; he wonders what was really in the H1N1 vaccine; he fears that the United States is headed toward a Soviet Union-style economic collapse… But when pressed on details, he backs off: “I don’t want to be a dead hero,” he says.

On “Loving” Jessica Simpson:
“If I go, ‘Oh, we’re just friends,’ then it’s like, ‘Did they go out, did he dump her or she dump him, what happened?’ It has nothing to do with any of that. Sometimes people just like being around each other, and good things come out of that. My goal in life is to love whoever I think is worth loving, and I think if people knew her like I knew her, they would love her like I do. It’s really simple.”

[From Huffington Post]

“My goal in life is to love whoever I think is worth loving, and I think if people knew her like I knew her, they would love her like I do. It’s really simple.” I mean, I get the sentiment, I really do. But why does he sound like such a pompous horse’s ass when he says it? But really, I adore “if people knew her like I knew her, they would love her like I do” because whenever I hear a dude say that about Jessica, I think “He’s talking about her boobs.” And Billy probably is. They probably edited that out. “if people knew her [boobs] like I knew her [boobs], they would love her [boobs] like I do.”

Billy on May 22, 2007; Billy and Jessica in NY on December 4, 2009. Credit: INFphoto.com.

This is maybe the funniest photo I’ve ever seen of Jessica Simpson. That’s her gay best friend/hair stylist Ken Paves, by the way. He just wanted to see what all the fuss was about, so he decided to cop a feel of Jessica’s enormous boobs as they were leaving her dad’s birthday party. Sidenote: I love that Paves is big enough part of Jessica’s family that he’s invited to family events, like her dad’s birthday. God knows, Papa Joe probably loves Ken more than Ashlee, the forgotten Simpson. Anyway, as Jessica and her “date” Ken were leaving, I guess Ken was trying to grab Jessica’s arm or help shield her from the photographers or something? Pacific Coast News claims that he “mistakenly grabs her boob” but look at his face. He knows what he’s doing. Cue Jessica and Ken’s marriage of convenience in 3…2…

In case that wasn’t enough, Jessica tweeted a photo of herself in the midst of a facial. She tweeted: “The Price Of Beauty Thanks La Mer for the upper and lower zone radiant mask.” Here’s the Twitpic:

At first glance, I honestly thought that Jessica had draped pieces of bacon across her face, and my first thought was “of course.” But she hadn’t, and now I’m ashamed! But not really.

In other Jessica news, Billy Corgan gave an interview to the Chicago Tribune, and he briefly discussed the Jessica situation, in between discussing his love of wrestling. Regarding that sport, Billy said: “If a wrestler can embody a character, you’ll go along for the ride… Part of my attraction to that world is that I put the same energy into it that I used to put into my music world. It’s not political for me. In the musical world, it got political. I stopped reading all music press and now just read wrestling press.” Uh… so wrestling is now high art, I suppose. Or so unhip, it’s now kitsch and therefore cool.

Regarding the rumored romance between he and Jessica, Billy says: “The stuff that I’ve seen doesn’t have any bearing to the reality that I’m in. It’s like being in a cartoon. It has nothing to do with what’s really going on or how I feel.” He also said that he and Jessica had been in the studio together working on “the theme song for her new TV show… it has an interesting concept. She goes around the world to show how different people perceive beauty. In some cultures, bigger is better. In some, smaller is better. It’s interesting. I ended up writing part of [the theme song]. It has a little bit of an alternative rock edge, but it’s still very pop-y.” PopEater points out that People Magazine claims they’ve been dating for four months, and that Billy, in Jessica’s words, “braids my prayers”. So… my guess is that they’re doing it and Billy doesn’t want to admit it. Poor Jessica.

Jessica and Ken Paves in LA on February 19, 2010. Credit: Pacific Coast News. Additional photo of Jessica, courtesy of her Twitter.

God help us all. Lovers Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan are in the studio together, making “sweet music”. You thought I was going to write “making sweet love” didn’t you? I’m sure they’re doing that too. Just not in the studio. In a bed, missionary style, because that’s the way Papa Joe always said God wanted it. Anyway, Jessica tweeted about the “session” (musical, not love-making) and even put up two photos featuring none other than her lover Billy. Oh, Jessica’s expressions in these photos is killing me. Poor Jessica. Why do I even say that anymore. Just take it as a given that no matter what, I’m thinking “poor Jessica.”

Whether Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan are an item, one thing is for sure: the two are committed to making sweet music together.

Tuesday night Simpson was clearly on cloud nine about holing up in the studio with the Smashing Pumpkins front man. She wasn’t shy about sharing her enthusiasm with the internet world, tweeting updates and photos from their session together.

“He braids my prayers,” mused an over-the-moon Simpson about working with Corgan. In one snapshot, she looks on in awe as he strums in the guitar.

Despite her seeming infatuation with and admiration for Corgan, Simpson also set aside some Twitter space for former flame Tony Romo.

“I have always believed in the ‘BOYS!!! ALWAYS!” she wrote about his recent football victories, even posting an accompanying photo of her in a Dallas Cowboys jersey.

Hmm, maybe she is keeping her options open!

[From Radar Online]

So, it’s looking like Billy Corgan is going to be around for a little while. He likes her enough to help her with her music career, bless his heart. Maybe he really is “caught up in her mystique”. Or maybe he just like big boobs and blonde hair. A little from column A, a little from column B. And even though they seem like a really weird couple to me, maybe they really care for each other…? Oh, poor Jessica.

All photos courtesy of Jessica’s Twitter, some credited to Kristen Burns.

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This week’s tabloids are chock full of goodness, hilarity and insanity about the Billy Corgan-Jessica Simpson hookup/relationship. Previously, we’ve heard that Papa Joe was likely the one to set them up, because Joe liked Billy’s soul or his faith or something. We’ve also heard bitchy comments from one of Jessica’s “friends” about how Jessica is basically doing the same old bullsh-t she does whenever she gets into a relationship, which is go overboard, hover, smother, and whine. This week, we get new insights on why Billy and Jessica are the best couple ever, including the hilarious revelation that Billy is “very caught up in Jessica’s mystique.” Seriously! Here are the tabloid snippets, courtesy of Jezebel’s tabloid round-up:

OK! Magazine – A source says since things got serious between Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan in November, she’s telling friends that she wants to have his children. Billy is “very caught up in Jessica’s mystique” and believes it’s a relationship worth pursuing.

Us Weekly - A “source” says of the Jessica Simpson/Billy Corgan relationship: “She likes weirdos and anybody who’s a ‘real’ musician. He’s smart and intense, so she likes that. But they have practically nothing in common.”

In Touch – Jessica Simpson’s “dangerous” new romance with Billy Corgan is covered thusly: “Jessica Simpson has always been a bit misguided when it comes to love. So when she was spotted walking out of the Ritz-Carlton in New York on December 4 with 42-year-old Smashing Pumpkins singer Billy Corgan, the world responded with a bemused ‘WTF?’” An insider says they are not exclusive. They seem to have little in common, but they’re both religious. Billy’s “friend” tells the magazine that he’s using the relationship to promote his new album. His ex-girlfriend, Tila Tequila, says: “I think Jessica Simpson is a waste of space. She can’t even put two and two together. She doesn’t show any female empowerment. She gets screwed over by her ex-boyfriends because she is all clingy. She should stop being so weak and stand up for yourself.”

[From Jezebel]

Crap, now Tila Tequila is getting involved? And she has the nerve to refer to anyone else as a “waste of space”?!? But the theory that Billy is using Jessica to help promote his album is a very interesting theory… but I still don’t see it. I mean, it’s not like Jessica can sell her own albums, so how is she going to help sell Billy’s? Or does Billy just want Papa Joe to “manage” him too? God help us all.

Oh, and one more thing – Us Weekly is calling bullsh-t on Star Magazine’s Tiger Woods-Jessica Simpson hookup cover story. A Simpson “source” says: “No part of this story is true. They met quickly and took a photo together. She was only there for a few hours to sing the national anthem.” Yeah, it sounded too good to be true. Jessica has also denied it on her twitter account, writing “can’t believe that I’m on the cover of star magazine with Tiger Woods, what a JOKE! “The Shocking Inside Story” is (insert drumroll) A LIE!”

Jessica and Billy in New York on December 4. Credit: INF.

Jessica Simpson has had a surprising week. We found out that she’s been quietly dating Billy Corgan for an unknown amount of time, and that her friends are really tired of each new boyfriend being “the one”. A day later, we learned that Jessica’s dad at been tweeting about Billy, writing “My friend, Billy Corgan, has a pure and enlightening outlook on faith.” So… yeah, my guess is that daddy set her up with his friend Billy. Much like a pimp would. Shiver. In any case, Jessica and Billy are “taking it slow”.

Perhaps one of the reasons Jessica isn’t eager to jump into a hardcore relationship with Billy is because she still has feeling for or about her ex Tony Romo. In Touch is reporting that Jessica recently found out that Romo’s new girlfriend, 33-year-old Candice Crawford, was seen wearing a ring:

Jessica Simpson “nearly fainted” when she found out Candice was wearing a diamond band, given to Candice by Romo. Although Jessica has “moved on with her life,” a pal says that she’s been following every detail about Candice and Tony’s romance. And Jessica fears the worst about Candice’s new bling.

“She doesn’t know what it means. Is it some sort of commitment ring that Tony gave to Candice? Jessica is bracing herself for the day that they get engaged. Jessica’s only hope is that she’ll have a boyfriend – or better yet, a husband – by then. But it really hurts, because she believed that she was the one who would be marrying Tony. It has to be breaking her heart.”

Gossip around Dallas is that “Candice really like Tony, but she has been very quiet about their relationship from the beginning. I’m sure he likes that, especially after how public things were between him and Jessica… Candice has kept her coworkers guessing about the ring too!”

[From In Touch Weekly, print edition, December 21, 2009]

Meh. Isn’t it pretty standard after a difficult breakup to spend some time obsessing over the new girlfriend? I’ve done my fair share of that. What does she have that I don’t? Does he love her? Does he love her more than he loved me? Et cetera. I mean, I get that the tabloids love to portray Jessica as a sad sack (which she very well may be), but I don’t really think there’s anything too scandalous about this. Plus, she’s got Billy now! Ugh.

Jessica Simpson, with Billy Corgan in the background on December 4, 2009. Also, Jessica with Tony Romo on April 11, 2009. Credit: INF

I heard or read this rumor a few days ago, and I didn’t write anything about it because at this point, it seems like people are just picking names out of a hat and putting them beside Jessica Simpson. But things have changed… and now it looks like Jessica may actually be dating Billy Corgan, lead singer and lead guitarist for The Smashing Pumpkins. Billy is 42 years old, an indie rock god, divorced, and he used to date and live with Courtney Love. Before and after Kurt Cobain! Good Lord, I didn’t know that. What the hell do Jessica and Billy have to say to each other, for God’s sake? Jesus. This is so bizarre. Anyway, here’s the first report on their hooking up or whatever, from OK! Magazine:

Jessica Simpson has several reasons to smile this holiday season. While it may seem like her sister Ashlee Simpson-Wentz has it all right now — an adoring husband Pete Wentz, her son Bronx Mowgli and a Broadway debut in Chicago — Jessica may be catching up soon! She has a new crush that she’s very excited about!

OK! has learned that Jessica is crazy about Smashing Pumpkins front man Billy Corgan since she connected with him at a party on Nov. 6. The singer hasn’t had much luck with guys since her divorce from Nick Lachey in 2005, but she feels a connection with Billy.

“She has completely fallen for Billy and his easygoing, smart attitude,” a close friend of Jess said. “She says she wants to take things a lot further.”

On Sept. 11 Jessica tweeted, “My friend, Billy Corgan, has a pure and enlightening outlook on faith. Go to his new website!”

Her friends said Jessica has “secretly been crushing on him for months and felt there was a connection.”

Jessica spent an evening in November at a friend’s party in L.A. flirting with Billy.

“As the night went on,” an eyewitness said, “Things got more intense and they talked with their faces just inches apart.”

“We do worry that she is on the rebound,” an insider explained. “But she is a big girl and capable of making her own decisions.”

[From OK! Magazine]

Yes, Jessica likes his “smart attitude”. You know who else has a smart attitude that impresses Jessica? A rock. Mountain goats. Fruit flies. Anyway, as I said, this OK! Magazine thing was the initial report, and now Ken Baker at E! has a source confirming this sh-t! Can you believe it? The source says: “She has fallen hard and is smitten…[they are] officially dating.” The source adds that Jessica‘s close friends and family are thisclose to giving up on Jessica‘s love life: “[They think] he’s just another in an endless string of Jessica’s boyfriends. They think he’s too old for her. No one takes any of her boyfriends seriously anymore because she has had so many. They’re sick of all of them being ‘the one.’ ” Ouch. With that kind of bitchiness, I’m thinking the “source” is Ken Paves? No, no – he loves Jessica, really he does. It sounds more like Ashlee.

Billy Corgan at Bravo’s A-List Awards on April 5, 2009. Credit: WENN.com/FayesVision. Jessica in New York on December 4, 2009. Credit: JDH/JCP/WENN.com

Love and Corgan in 2006
I can’t help but be addicted to Courtney Love’s myspace blog, even though I can barely understand it. Since she claims her alternate personality Cherry Kookoo is blogging for her now and aliens are trying to steal her money and dogs live in her socks, she skipped the myspace this week and sent a message to Billy Corgan through Perez Hilton’s website. Because she can’t be bothered to find Billy’s number or can’t work out how to dial a phone.

In the missive written entirely in CAPS she rants that Billy Corgan needs to come to her daughter’s sweet 16 birthday party, or her ninth birthday party, or marry Gerard Way and skip their honeymoon to come to her daughter’s birthday party. I’m not quite sure which.

corgan

im at work and too tired to find you or geta number you havent sent me out of whatever misguided shame thing your going through thats a private comnversation however YOU DO NOT MAKE CHILDREN CRY.

GEARRD WAY WHO WOULD DO IT IN FIVE SECONDS AND HAS EVEN ASKED AND BEGGED EVEN FOR HIS BANDMATE TO NOT HAVE HIS HONEY MOON THAT TIME MADE SURE TO PROMISE TO BE THERE A SWEET SIXTEEN IS A BIG EVENT I THINK SHE L;OOKED UPON YOU AS FAMILY , I KNOW SHE DID AS TRUSTWORTHY AND WISE AND YOU CANT LAY THAT BIG MAN SHIT ON A CHIDL OF 9 AND OF FORTY -MY CHLILD SOBBING DUE TO YOU IS UNACCEPTABLE, I HATE STATIBNG THIS ON SOME RANDOM PUBLIC FORUM BUT THE LINE IS THE KID MAN, THE LINE IS THE KID, AND SHE DOESNT GET TO SHED TEARS OVER YOU, HER FAMILY ALREADY HAS DONE THAT DO FROPM NOW ON AND TRUST ME SHE WONT EVER CALL YOU AGAIN, YOU CAN SPEAK TO ME IF SPEAKMING TO MY FAMILY AND ILL PASS IT ON. WICH WONT HAPPEN EITHER DUE TO THIS ABSURD SHAME YOUR HAVING I WAS AND WONT EVER SAY ANYTHING OF NEGETAIVE CONTENT PUBLIICALLY ABOUT YOU – BUT YOU MAKE MY 14 YEAR OLD CHILD SOB ON PURPOSE, THATS ENOUGH OF YOU,.

YOUYR THE LAST MAN ON THE ISLAND YET YOU DOBNT UNDERSTAND HOW COME THEYRE ALL SO ALIENATING.

HUBRIS MY DEAR HUBRIS ON A LEVEL IVE NEVER KNOWN THE FRENZY OF RENOWN YOU MISS SO TERRIBLY JUST ADMIT IT ACCEPT IT AND LET IT GO IN THEMEANTIME DONT MAKE MY KID OR ANYONES KID CRY AGAIN I THINK MY CHEM ARE DOI NG IT ANYWAY FRANCES BEANS SWEET SISXTEENS IS BLOODY IMPORTANT TO HER AND TO ME.

COURT

Perez Hilton: there is a translation on this site also, that makes about as much sense as the original.

I think what she’s trying to say, and I’ve now started drinking and squinting to help me work it out, is that her 14-year-old daughter is planning a birthday party for her 16th birthday. Which is kind of strange because Frances Bean is 15 years old. Courtney thinks that Billy Corgan is a man of 40 years (or 49 years?) who should know that the Love-Cobain family think of him as family, and that Frances cried because he won’t be there. Even though, like every other emo teen on the planet, she has replaced the angsty musings of Smashing Pumpkins with the angsty musings of My Chemical Romance.

I think if I was a 40-year-old man I’d skip out on the emo 16-year-old birthday party, and if Courtney Love started referring to me as her family, I’d fly to Fiji and hide out for a while. Would you like to join the Love-Cobain family? Those are some powerful genetics.

Note by Celebitchy: Love and Corgan used to live together about two years ago and were reportedly engaged before that. Her rep claimed they weren’t together at the time and were living in separate wings of her house.