Britney Spears decided to get rid of her nanny as a result of Sean Preston’s supposed fall from a high chair:

Britney also asked for a doctor’s advice, who told her not to put Sean Preston up “on any high surfaces where he could roll off.” Yeah, that’s not common sense or anything. Britney wanted to hire the doctor full time, but he declined. He must have realized that trading in a medical practice to become a nanny to celebrity isn’t a wise career move.

MSNBC’s The Scoop goes on to attribute Britney’s non-attendance at Kevin’s show last week to her fear of leaving the baby alone with the neglectful nanny. We heard a few different versions, which we reported earlier. One had Kevin asking Britney to stay away so that he could get all the attention and another had Britney jealous that Kevin had asked Paris Hilton to come to the show. Either of those sound more likely.

Maybe Britney will snap out of it soon and take charge of her life. If she’s really pregnant, she’ll need to get her act together so that she can care for two babies. She’ll need to be more responsible even if she does get better staff.

Here’s Britney and her nanny in some pictures from late February.

Update: here’s a link to an Us Weekly scanned article about Sean Preston’s accident.

So Us Weekly is claiming that Britney is like, 100% pregnant.

They have a picture of Britney covered up while holding Sean Preston as proof, and will presumably publish some of her in the bikini in their print edition.

We’re not believing it until we see it for certain. It still seems like a recycled rumor.

Here’s the back of Britney’s head as she drives a mini cooper convertible. She is working on her new album with the guy in the passenger seat. [via]

Update: popbytes has a small picture of the article scan.

We were right that K-Fed’s jealousy of Britney’s fame is what kept her from his concert. Kevin is said to have told Britney over dinner to stay away from his show at Pure nightclub last Friday, even though she was planning on coming and was already in Vegas to support him:

Britney was seen fleeing to her suite in tears. An earlier report had Britney jealous that Federline had invited Paris Hilton to come, (although Paris sent her parents instead) but it makes more sense that K-Fed’s jealousy is what kept her away. Earlier rumors had the couple fighting over the fact that K-Fed thought that Brtiney stole his thunder at his performances.

Kevin Federline cannot rap and would have no career if it wasn’t for his talented wife. He was said to have turned down an earlier offer from Britney to get professional production help on his album. He’s a fool for not accepting Britney’s support, and for telling her to stay away from his shows. She will hopefully come to her senses and leave him soon.

TMZ reported that Britney Spears planned to attend the listening party for her husband Kevin Federline’s excuse for a rap album at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas this past Friday.

The pictures have come out from the event, and Britney is nowhere to be found. Is she fed up with K-Fed? We reported on Saturday that she was said to be enraged with Kevin when seven month-old Sean Preston fell off the couch when Kevin was supposed to be watching him. Sources say this may have been the fall that fractured the baby’s skull, not the incident with the highchair.

Britney may have stayed away because Kevin asked her to. The couple was said to be fighting over the fact that Britney gets all the attention at events promoting Kevin. The last time they made a public appearance together was at a belated birthay party for Kevin on March 25th.

Britney is also said to feel threatened by reports that her ex-bodyguards plan to dish the dirt on her, which could include allegations of drug use and details of her sloppy lifestyle.

Here is K-Fed looking like a royal ass at his show on Friday. [via]

Update: Britney may have been pissed that Kevin asked Paris Hilton to come to the party. Paris didn’t attend, and sent her parents instead. Another report has Britney and Kevin arguing in Vegas before the gig, with Britney crying before she went back to their suite.

Britney Spears’ seven month-old son, Sean Preston, has fallen several times according to sources close to Kevin and Britney. He’s said to have fallen off the bed twice and off the couch at least once.

Another article states that Sean Preston also rolled off the couch when Kevin was supposed to be watching him, outraging Britney:

Kids fall, and my son rolled off the couch at that age when I was actually watching him. It wasn’t that far and he seemed fine, but it was scary. Of course when a child falls more than a couple of times it is cause for alarm, especially when the baby ends up with fractured skull! Kevin probably wasn’t paying attention to Sean Preston at all, and he deserves much more than a few harsh words from Britney.

Now Britney is said to be afraid of losing Sean since she’s in the system with the Department of Children and Family Services. Considering how poorly the agency handled abuse claims against Michael Jackson, Britney doesn’t seem to have much to worry about.

Britney has received a lot of bad press for driving with her baby in her lap and getting investigated by social services. An online poll in Us Weekly found that only 27% of the people who responded would let their kids play at Britney’s house.

Here are pictures of Britney out shopping without Sean Preston yesterday. TMZ has a video of Britney walking to her car. The person videotaping asks “Is everything ok with Sean?” and she nods yes and gets in the car.

If you look closely you can see that she’s wearing a locket with a little picture of Sean Preston on it.

Pictures [via]

Britney Spears has met with Will and Grace producers to discuss an ongoing role in school-based sitcom, “Detention”:

Britney is said to be very interested and is looking forward to the project. We don’t think she can act, but it’s likely she’ll get the role anyway.

Meanwhile Britney is said to be pushing K-Fed to enroll in charm school, but he predictably doesn’t want to go:

You can’t change a guy, Britney, that’s why you don’t marry the guys you date in your early twenties.

Here are a bunch of different looks that Britney has sported recently, as shown on People Online. [via]

Nothing came of the recent Department of Children and Family Services investigation into Sean Preston’s skull fracture. The case was dropped immediately after case workers questioned the Spears-Federlines. (In what is probably an oversight, The Sun spells Federlines last name wrong in the way that we all do to make fun of him.)

From what I know, Child Services can take months to investigate a case. They must have closed this one right away because it was Britney’s baby.

Here is Kevin Federline in Century City, California on April 11th.

Pictures [via]

Britney is being investigated by the Department of Children and Family Services. It was initially thought that the visit was due to the incident where she was photographed driving with Sean Preston in her lap, but it turns out that there’s a potentially scarier situation with Sean Preston.

We assumed it was just a routine visit too, until we read that Star is reporting that poor Sean Preston has a fractured skull!

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That’s scary and it’s hopefully just due to the highchair fall. We learned on Law and Order that child abuse is usually committed by the father. We’re just saying.

Britney is getting all sorts of bad press this week. First she is supposedly stress-eating, and was told by her record company to shape up or risk her career:

Poor Britney. It must be hard to be married to Federjerk, and hopefully she’ll find a more constructive way to deal with her stress.

She also isn’t even in the top 100 of FHM’s sexiest women this year, and one of Kevin’s exes (not Shar Jackson) has said that she better shape up or she’ll lose Kevin. Maybe that’s why she’s taking her time about it.

Britney has a new single which you can partially hear online. You can download a 50 second mp3 of “Just Yesterday” from breatheheavy.com.

Here is Britney dancing to her new song. The video says it’s called “Little Me,” but it is credited as “Just Yesterday” on breatheheavy.com, and is supposed to be about her sister. She’s still got the moves and the song is lovely.

Kevin Federline and Britney Spears are reportedly fighting because KFed feels that Britney steals all the attention at events promoting his album. Both Star Magazine and Life and Style report that Federline feels lame because he can’t get any recognition on his own. The gossip rags have a similar take on Kevin’s promotional appearance at Club X in Dallas on April 1st.

Life and Style reports:

And Star says:

While Britney’s right about being the bigger star, she has mistaken ideas about where she should focus her efforts. She seems to think her forgettable drop-in appearance on Will and Grace is the beginning of an actual acting career:

In case you doubt these negative reviews, you can watch Britney’s “acting” for yourself. She is a bigger star than her husband - but she’s a pop singer, not an actress: