This story is making me hot. The idea of Colin Farrell and Rihanna getting down and dirty is… um… I lost my train of thought. I don’t even like Rihanna all that much, but I would pay big money to see a sex tape with Rihanna and Colin. God knows, they would both probably be up for it. Anyway, I got ahead of myself – The Sun (I know, I know) claims that Rihanna and Colin Farrell exchanged digits a short time ago, and now Rihanna is sexting him constantly, Considering Colin is single and ready to mingle, everyone thinks he would be up for it. Also, I kind of think The Sun’s opening line is racist…?

ST PATRICK’S Day isn’t a million miles away and COLIN FARRELL is one Irish swordsman worth toasting with a lovely pint of the black stuff. The actor has worked his charms on RIHANNA to such an extent she hasn’t stopped texting him since.

If there’s one woman you wouldn’t mind pestering you, the Bajan stunner has to top the list. The Rude Boy singer met ex-hellraiser Colin on GRAHAM NORTON’s chat show before Christmas. They swapped numbers afterwards and the Irish Rover has been receiving lots of flirty messages.

A source said: “Colin was taken aback by some of the texts. He reckons he might well be in there. They’re both single, so why not?”

I saw footage of Mr Norton’s show when they originally met. Early on Colin complimented her on her dress, which left only her “limbs” on show. He added: “They are very nice limbs. There’s probably a reason I mentioned them, I had to get them off my mind.”

Rihanna then talked about getting a wax treatment, leaving Colin wide-eyed with excitement. He’s been a real player over the years. His most recent relationship with actress ALICJA BACHLEDA-CURUS went pear-shaped late last year after he decided he’s not ready to be tied down. They have a 16-month-old son, Henry. Rihanna was dating baseball player MATT KEMP but they split last year too.

Colin and Rihanna have made plans to meet up in LA when their hectic schedules allow.
He starred in a sex tape and Rihanna hit the headlines recently for dabbling in lipstick lesbianism.

With his track record and Rihanna’s broad-minded attitude, bedroom fireworks are a good bet.

[From The Sun]

I know some people want Rihanna and Drake to happen, but I think it already did happen, and I think Drizzy and Nicki Minaj have something going on. Plus, Rihanna is like the Kate Hudson of pop stars right now. I get the feeling that she’s just up for a good time, out to get laid and have some fun. And if you were in that mindset – “Damn, I need to go out dancing and get laid properly” - wouldn’t you go with Colin Farrell? I mean… damn.

Photos courtesy of Fame.

I saw these photos last night, and I’m still utterly bewildered by them. Yesterday, Donald Sutherland got his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Because he’s never gotten one before?!? In what world does a dude who has been making movies – GOOD movies – since the 1960s not have a star already?!? Anyway, so he got his star. And Colin Farrell came out to celebrate. They worked together in Ask the Dust, and the upcoming Horrible Bosses. Anyway, Colin was somehow available to come out, and yet Donald’s son Kiefer was NOT able to. What?

His son Kiefer was awarded a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame over two years ago, but on Wednesday it was Donald Sutherland’s turn to receive the honour. The 75-year-old actor – who has starred in such films as The Dirty Dozen, Don’t Look Now and MASH – was given the star in a ceremony outside the Roosevelt Hotel in Los Angeles. And his star was placed next to Kiefer’s – although the actor was unable to join his father and other relatives at the event due to work commitments.

Instead, he sent a message to the ceremony which was read out by actor Colin Farrell – who starred with Sutherland in the 2006 film Ask The Dust and is reunited with him in the forthcoming comedy Horrible Bosses.

‘I selfishly wanted to be there to tell you how proud I am to have you as my father and how even more proud I am to be your son,’ Kiefer said in his tribute.

Sutherland, meanwhile, joked that having a star on the Walk of Fame was better than getting a headstone at the cemetery as he could ‘come and visit’.

‘I could get a chair and sit here, or a bucket and a mop and clean it, and make sure that people don’t step on it,’ he joked.

Sutherland, who was born in New Brunswick in 1935, has appeared in more than 130 movies, beginning his film career with small roles in films and TV shows in the early 1960s. However his big break came with the 1967 film The Dirty Dozen, the story of a group of convicted murderers who are sent on a special mission during World War II to infiltrate enemy lines on the eve of D-Day.

Sutherland’s other major film roles include psychological horror film Don’t Look Now, satirical war film MASH, the hit comedy National Lampoon’s Animal House and the cop thriller Klute, alongside Jane Fonda. More recently he has starred in Cold Mountain, the remake of The Italian Job, and the 2005 version of Pride and Prejudice in which he played Mr Bennet. Sutherland’s new film The Mechanic, an action thriller starring British actor Jason Statham, is released in the UK on February 4, while Horrible Bosses will be released later this year. He will also be seen on screen this spring in the Roman epic The Eagle.

Sutherland has appeared alongside Kiefer in two films – Max Dugan Returns in 1983, which was Kiefer’s movie debut, and the 1997 John Grisham adaptation A Time To Kill. Kiefer has also been busy since his long-running TV series 24 came to an end last year. He provided the voice of one of the canine characters in the children’s film Marmaduke last summer, and is starring in Melancholia, the new film from cult director Lars von Trier, which also stars Kirsten Dunst.

[From The Daily Mail]

See, I like when stars get that the Walk of Fame is inherently cheesy and uncool, but they’re still able to ACT like it’s an honor. It’s Colin Firth versus Gwyneth Paltrow. Goopy acted like she could barely deign to be seen by her star, while Colin Firth actually got a bit weepy and sentimental with the honor. It sounds like Donald was genuinely touched – which is nice. But Colin Farrell? Really?

UPDATE: Re: My contention that Donald had Irish ancestry. Okay, I have a very strong memory of Donald giving an interview where he discussed his Irish roots and the first time he traveled to Ireland and how it felt like home for him. Maybe I’m not remembering it correctly, or maybe that interview never happened, I don’t know. I honestly thought he had strong Irish ancestry, but I accept that I’m probably very wrong. I apologize to you Canadian and Scottish bitches who claim Donald as your own. My bad!

Photos courtesy of WENN.

These are photos of Colin Farrell and his tight little ass and his even tighter little black t-shirt getting organic juice in Hollywood on Friday. This is maybe the best Colin has looked in years, right? I’m not loving the facial hair stuff, nor the fact that in recent public outings, Colin has used a pair of reading glasses as a de facto headband, but all in all, I would hit this Irish bastard like he was made of fire. Look at his arms and tell me you wouldn’t hit that. Damn.

Speaking of letting Colin get me (and you) pregnant, there has been a lot of quiet, disturbing buzz about a book written by one of Colin’s exes. Not the Alicja Bachleda chick, who actually had his baby. No, this was one of Colin’s girlfriends before Alicia – a British journalist named Emma Forrest, whom Colin dated for about a year circa 2008. Emma wrote a memoir called Your Voice In My Head, all about her bulimia, her breakdown, her broken heart, etc. In the memoir, she doesn’t call Colin out directly, but most think her reference to “Gypsy Husband” is definitely Colin. A long excerpt of the book is here, at The Guardian, but here are some excerpts about Colin:

It has been five years since I’ve self-harmed when, at a dinner in LA, I am introduced to a man with long, flowing hair who is wearing a keffiyeh. He looks like the world’s campest terrorist, but he’s actually a movie star with a storied reputation. In the candle-lit garden, we sit next to each other and talk, and he admits later that every single thing he tells me is intended to translate as, “I’m not like you’ve heard I am.” It works.

***

He worries a lot. He doesn’t like it that my front gate doesn’t close properly, so, though he is on a film set thousands of miles away, he sends builders to fix it and make me a bolt lock for my front door. He doesn’t like the way I can’t open my windows at night because I don’t have screens to stop the cats getting out. He sends the builders to make screens.
Whenever he comes home from making a movie, he brings me back strange things. He FedExes, from Spain to LA, a single Werther’s toffee. My LA girlfriends, the ones who have been here too long, snipe, “No diamonds?” and I explain I wouldn’t wear diamonds, never have. “Yes, but he doesn’t need to know that.”

“He knows that,” I say, and understand, myself, the answer to the question all the gossips are asking: “Why is he with her?”

An hour into a late-night phone call, he broaches a new topic. “When I get back from this film, let’s have a miniature human, that grows.”

I freeze, look around my bedroom for witnesses.

“A baby?”

“Yeah, one of them.”

****

Yet I am happy. We are happy, and we’ve been this way for six months now. It’s the longest I can remember. It’s not mania. We don’t need each other. We just really, really enjoy each other. And we’re good people together. I love him and, for the first time in a relationship, I also like me.

We agree to a road trip across America when he gets back. He asks me to book out Christmas and my birthday for a trip to Istanbul. He’s decided that we should definitely start trying for a baby in January. I want everything he wants.

“The only thing I know for certain,” he writes, “is that I want us to be family.”

He texts me from the plane to say he’ll be in my arms in a few hours and our life together will begin in earnest. Then he turns off his phone and the plane takes off.

When he arrives at my door, he is trembling. “I think I need space,” he says.

It takes me a while to understand this is him leaving our relationship. A thought occurs. “Did you think that if we had a baby, you wouldn’t be able to leave? Is that why you wanted me to get pregnant?”

“Maybe. That might be true.” He can’t look at me because he is crying so hard.

I lock myself in the bathroom. I call from under the door: “You can go now.”

“Em. Please let me in! Em!”

“I’m fine. Please leave now.”

“Have you cut yourself?”

“No.”

“Are you going to?”

“I don’t think so.”

“Promise me!”

“I can’t.”

But I don’t cut. I don’t do that any more.

[Excerpts From Your Voice In My Head, via The Guardian]

So… now we know what Colin is like as a boyfriend. It’s all pickup lines and poetry and hot sex and “let’s have a baby together” until one day he comes home and announces that he needs space. I hate to admit it, but I am so one of those women who would have fallen for that kind of line. It’s a good thing I’ve never met him, right?

Photos courtesy of Fame.

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I really wanted to cover this interview with Colin Farrell and Jim Sturgess on British talkshow Chatty Man. I’ve never been a huge Colin Farrell fan, as I saw an interview with him in the DVD extras for In Bruges and he pretty much chain smoked the entire time. Yes that’s a very superficial reason not to like an otherwise gorgeous ruddy guy with a dreamy accent, and after watching this latest interview I think I’m willing to get over it. Lainey at Lainey Gossip found this gem, and as she points out Colin is in fine form, making sex jokes constantly and pretty much making us melt. These two were promoting The Way Back, based on the true story of soldiers who escaped from a Siberian prison camp in WWII. Strugess was cute but not that interesting to me. It was Colin who really stuck out, with his bawdy humor and the way he opened up about his stint in rehab. (Lainey says he’s always been candid about rehab, but it’s somewhat new to me.)

On what advice he would give to Jim Sturgess [7:10 in the video above]
I’m not the person… I could give you a list of rehabs which are the nice places to go.

The benefits of going to the rehab in the Caribbean as opposed to the more frigid northern reaches…

Take the sex tape with you
A way to… decent angle when you’re making a sex tape.
Here’s one… Jim is in a stable relationship with a beautiful woman, but if you find yourself making a sex tape, take the tape with you.

I wouldn’t be the man to be giving advice.

On rehab
Nice people, no lights, no cameras, you spend some time on a couch. It was lovely, I really thought it was lovely… it’s seldom that you find yourselves in an environment where there are a bunch of people who are trying to make their lives better, consciously… It was 20 of us, and it went in a rotation… it was really, really cool.

Initially I woke up going I didn’t even know where I was. Rehab – oh no! It’s like the ultimate cliche… Then you start to come out of the funk that got you in there and the world takes a bit of a different sheen and when you come out it’s terrifying… the noise and everything is in sharp focus. It was an interesting time.

[From Chatty Man interview, video above]

That was one of the nicest interviews I’ve seen in a long time. Farrell was naughty, but self deprecating, genuine and so open. The guy could blow smoke in my face all night and I’d sit there and take it. He could do a lot more to me too. (Again, I blame Kaiser for getting me to think this way. As if Farrell doesn’t do a good enough job of that on his own.)

Colin is shown on 12/8 and 12/13/10. Credit: WENN.com

We saw the photo call for The Way Back yesterday – the set of photos were amazing, just for Colin Farrell’s sheer hotness, little Saoirse’s stunning beauty, and Jim Sturgess’s incessant pillow-weeping. Last night was the London premiere for the film – and Colin showed up in what I can only identify as an “ascot”. Is that right? At first I thought it was a clown tie that Colin was wearing for fun, but Colin is really trying to bring the “Brad Pitt in Tom Ford” ascot vibe, isn’t he? Thoughts? Can Colin pull this off? He’s always been an eccentric dresser, almost a mini-Johnny Depp. When someone like Pitt wears an ascot, it seems like an aspect of his dandiness, his fussy dressing. On Colin it seems like a way to pick up women, right? Like, “Baby, do you like my ascot? It’s the perfect length to tie your wrists together while I’m boning you like there’s no tomorrow, love.” Verdict: Colin can pull off the ascot. And I would pull it off… with my teeth.

The rest of them… here’s Jim Sturgess. I actually felt kind of bad yesterday when I claimed that Sturgess looked like the kind of guy who would pump for a minute and then burst into tears. So I looked up some videos of him singing. Um… okay, he was totally the kind of guy I would have been in love with when I was 18 years old. He’s also a pillow-weeper, for the love of GOD. There’s a reason you fall for guys like that when you’re 18 years old – you don’t know any better. You think when a guy pumps for a minute and bursts into tears, it’s because of his sensitive soul. It’s not. It’s because he sucks. Also: the boy has bangs trauma. Like, Peggy Olsen-in-Mad-Men level of bangs trauma.

Saoirse! She’s so pretty. I really, really hope that Colin isn’t tying her up with his ascot.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Today was the first photo call for The Way Back, that crapfest-looking “wandering around the snow and desert, because we’re Jews” film. I would have saved this one for the links, but the photos were just too, too perfect to not write about. First of all, Colin Farrell, ladies and gentlemen. He looks good, doesn’t he? Like, he’s healthy and he’s sleeping and eating properly, and he’s not running around partying and making mischief with every trollop out there. My Spidey sense tells me that he’s already got another girlfriend, honestly. It’s his air of containment… it says to me that he’s got a regular partner. Just a theory.

Also in the film: Jim Sturgess. I know some of you like him. I think I understand it – he’s one of those femme boys with their emotions and he’s all artsy and “deep” right? That’s why you like him? Well, he could very well be all of those things, but the boy is also a pillow-weeper. Just my opinion, but I stand by it: Jim Sturgess weeps after orgasm. His, not yours. He has to be “sensitive”. He has to hold your hand and talk about his “sadness”. That’s how he gets you into bed, where he pumps for a full minute, then bursts into tears. Trust me.

Ed Harris – I love him, but the man looks like death. Are we sure that he hasn’t already passed?

Little Saoirse Ronan! God, she’s growing up and she’s becoming ridiculously beautiful. God, I hope Colin isn’t nailing her.

Here’s the trailer for The Way Back. It really looks so dumb.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

These are some new photos of Colin Farrell out and about in London last night. Fame Pictures claims that this chick that he’s with is “what looks to be ex-girlfriend Alicja Bachleda”. It’s not Alicja. Alicja is pretty, and she has a classic profile. This chick does not… she looks very much like some drunk woman Colin picked up at a seedy bar.

Which proves something, to me at least. Colin is single and ready to mingle. If this bar chick can end up going back to the hotel with Colin, why can’t you? I don’t really think Colin has ever been picky – sure, he likes beautiful women. But he also appreciates ALL women. Why ask “Why her vagina?” when he could be spending time with yours? Part of the pleasure of loving a man like Colin is knowing that when he’s with you, he’ll make you feel beautiful and special, just because that’s the way he treats EVERY woman.

Sigh… it’s a good day. Colin’s dong is back on the market, and he’s already trolling for strange. Bless his heart.

Update by Celebitchy: There’s speculation that this woman is Colin’s sister, Claudine. I think it’s her – I saw a few photos on this video that make it look like her, and this photo looks like it could possibly be her. However, Kaiser thinks it’s a new chick and not Colin’s sister, because she says his sister is cuter and shorter than this woman and points us to this recent picture of Claudine, that looks like a completely different person.

UPDATE BY KAISER: Okay, it probably is his sister, but I still don’t know which one of his sisters, either Catherine or Claudine. My confusion is that in many photos, Claudine and Catherine are often mislabeled – one is small, petite, adorable, and has a little button nose. And the other is slightly bigger and taller and her nose is different. So… I apologize for saying that Colin picked up a bar girl and was ready to impregnate her (even though you know that’s totally his plan for TONIGHT). MY BAD. I blame Matt Lauer.

In other Colin news, the new trailer for The Way Back came out a week ago. Colin stars with Jim Sturgess, Ed Harris and Saoirse Ronan in a story about… uh… walking. Getting to Israel, maybe? Something. The movie does not look good.

Photos courtesy of Fame. Poster courtesy of Collider.

Last year, I kept seeing nice photos of Colin Farrell all dolled up in a suit, filming a new movie. The movie was/is called London Boulevard, and it also stars Keira Knightley and Ray Winstone. Here’s the thing: I was under the impression that this was some kind of romance or just a straight up modern drama. It’s not. It’s a gangster film, and it reminds me of Guy Ritchie and Matthew Vaughn’s films, like Rock’NRolla and Layer Cake. Colin stars as the gangster who doesn’t want to be drawn back into the web of crime. Keira is the movie star who Colin protects as a bodyguard. Winstone plays the crime boss, it seems. And you know what? This sh-t looks GOOD.

Right? I want to see those sex scenes between Keira and Colin. I want to see Colin pistol whip somebody. I want to see Colin play a badass in a suit. I’m so seeing this movie.

Thanks to Pajiba for the trailer!

Photos from the filming of ‘London Boulevard’ in 2009. Header courtesy of WENN.

Well well well. Looks like Star Magazine got the scoop and People Magazine confirmed it – Colin Farrell is officially back on the market. People’s source confirms that Colin and his Polish baby-mama Alicja Bachleda are over, and have been done for “several months.” Once again, this is People Magazine, so this has been nailed down. It’s official. There’s a single Irishman who is looking to get someone pregnant. Me! Pick me! Over here, Colin!

Colin Farrell quietly split from his actress girlfriend Alicja Bachleda several months ago, a source confirms to PEOPLE.

The two are parents to a son Henry Tadeusz Farrel, who was born last year. Farrell is also dad to 7-year-old son, James, with model Kim Bordenave.

Bachleda, 27 and Farrell, 34, met on the set of last year’s Ondine, which they costarred in. At the premiere, Bachelda told PEOPLE of their romance: “We were very professional and focused on our part and our jobs. The story itself is so beautiful … we really didn’t have time to get our true emotions [on screen].”

Farrell’s camp had no comment on the split. The actor has been busy filming back-to-back movies recently.

[From People]

Is it sad? Sure. I do have sympathy for Alicja, and I worry that she thought she had scored a big Hollywood actor and that this was all going to be some enchanted love story, and it just wasn’t. I actually thing Colin loses interest in women very quickly, and as I stated previously, it wouldn’t surprise me at all if Colin and Alicja had broken up even back when they were promoting Ondine (they both looked over it), and I hope it was more of a “they grew apart” thing than a “Colin a womanizing dirt bag” thing. However, if they’ve been broken up for months and we’re just hearing about it now, that’s good, right? That means Colin hasn’t been out there, boning everything that moves (his usual M.O.). Of course, it could also mean that Colin had a jumpoff ready and he’s been quietly boning her for months. Star Magazine did claim he was making out with Agyness Deyn. Ugh.

Photos courtesy of Fame.

I can’t find anyone talking about this anywhere else, but Star Magazine is reporting in this week’s issue that Colin Farrell has split up with his Polish baby-mama Alicja Bachleda. Alicja just gave birth to son Henry, maybe about a year ago? They never confirmed anything officially, but I think Henry is about a year old. Henry is Colin’s second son – his first, James, lives in LA with his mom Kim. Colin didn’t marry Kim either. This is the one little blurb from Star (via Jezebel):

Colin Farrell has broken up with the mother of his one year old son — and was spotted making out with Agyness Deyn at Bungalow 8 in New York.

[From Star via Jezebel]

Now, is this possible? Probable? Well, I haven’t seen them together in a while, but that could just mean that they’re keeping their sh-t low-key. My take: I think if Colin and Alicja aren’t “broken up” currently, they’re probably close to it. I think Colin works hard at being sober, being a good father, and being a good actor, in that order. I don’t think Colin can help f-cking up relationships with women. He loves women. He loves to f-ck women. He is not a one-woman man. We all know this.

Plus, for their last red carpet appearance back in April, I thought Colin looked totally over it too. They probably broke up shortly after.

Photos courtesy of WENN.