Jude Law, Sienna Miller, and Sienna’s mother, (who some commentors on the JJB board think looks like Fergie) attended the opening of the Metropolitan Opera in New York last night. Sienna’s fake hair seemed almost natural, and although her dress didn’t fit quite right she looked surprisingly good. Does this mean that Jude and Sienna are back together this week? Probably, but I stopped caring long ago.

Sky Showbiz notes that Jude and Sienna were careful not to be photographed together, and posed with Sienna’s mother in between them. It doesn’t seem like they’re being that sneaky to me if they all went out together and were willingly photographed.

Sienna’s performance as Andy Warhol’s muse Edie Sedgwick in “Factory Girl” is said to be Oscar worthy and could help cement the 24 year-old’s acting career:

We’ll see what happens for Sienna. It’s going to be an interesting Oscar season if both Sienna Miller and Ben Affleck are nominated.

Britney caused a stir a few months ago when she stepped out wearing a sundress and fresh red lipstick in the company of a new man. The guy was seen wearing a Baby Bjorn, picking up flowers for Britney, and otherwise looking helpful and hunky at a time when K-Fed wasn’t around. His identity was initially a mystery, and he was confused with Britney’s producer, JR Rotem, with whom he shares a slight resemblance.

Everyone called him the new “manny,” and speculated that he might be having an affair with Britney, but it turned out he was a naval academy graduate who was hired as a bodyguard and was just doing double-duty. 28 year-old Perry Taylor became an overnight sensation, and the rumors of an affair were quashed when his mother revealed that he had a live-in girlfriend.

K-Fed was said to be jealous of gorgeous helpful Perry, who some said little Sean Preston was calling “daddy,” and Britney demoted him to as-needed bodyguard duty. He was photographed with Britney since, but hasn’t been seen out with her in some time.

Now it looks like he’s landed another gig as a bodyguard to Jude Law!

Jude Law famously publically apologized for cheating on Sienna Miller with his children’s nanny over a year ago. He has since replaced her with an older, less attractive version. Maybe by hiring Perry he figures he’ll save a few bucks and avoid future scandals.

We hope to see more of cute Perry in the future.

At the beginning of the month Sienna Miller was said to be dating Jamie Dornan, Keira Knightly’s ex. A week or so later Jude Law flew to NY to be with Sienna, and Jamie Dornan was supposedly with Lindsay Lohan. Sienna then had a Mexican vacation with hot model Nico Malleville like a day or two after she reunited with Jude. We haven’t even mentioned Sienna’s relationship with her Factory Girl costar Hayden Christensen, who she was dating at the end of January.

This is like the third or fourth reconciliation for Jude and Sienna, and it’s pretty hard to keep up.

Anyway Jude just had a vacation in California with his ex and three kids, during which he accused a photographer of pedophilia for taking pictures of his children. And Sienna has struck out at the paparazzi several times herself, so it’s not surprising to see both stars looking mighty grumpy in these candids of them out with Jude’s kids and older nanny. They all went to see Ice Age 2 and had to get a police escort to stave off photographers:

Here are the pictures of their outing, courtesy of Just Jared.

Jude Law, 33, is on vacation in California with his ex-wife, Sadie Frost, 40, and their three children. Jude was said to have reunited with Sienna Miller for a few days when he had nothing better to do. Meanwhile Sienna Miller scared off Kiera Knightly’s ex, hooked up with Jude, and then was spotted with some mystery guy in NY. Jude supposedly said no to a blonde at a party a little while ago, which made me think that he was back with his ex, but I really have no clue.

While on vacation, Law has struck out at the paparrazi for taking pictures of his precious children, and TMZ has the video.

Looking at these old nude pictures of Law made me feel like a pedophiliac I have to say.

One can hardly blame him for protecting his kids, but why did he go on vacation with his family in California? Couldn’t he have found a more out of the way place?

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Jude and Sienna are said to be together yet again. They are probably just seeking each other out since they’re both free. Jude was back with his ex wife Sadie Frost according to our active imagination, and Sienna was supposedly romancing Keira Knightly’s ex, British actor Jamie Dornan. Those relationships must not have worked out since no one will put up with either of these sloppy actors, so they’re running back to each other.

Britian’s The Mirror reports that Law flew to NY to be by Sienna’s side on Wednesday, and returned to London’s Heathrow on Saturday. (Maybe he just couldn’t resist her new ratty hair.)

Jude is supposed to be in Malibu soon for a pre-planned vacation with his ex-wife and three children. This can only enrage Sienna, who accused Jude of “playing house” with his wife the last time they split. Maybe she’ll hold her tongue for a week or so until the next round of fighting begins.

In related news, Sienna needs to lay off the drinking while she’s out at the Oscar parties. She must not have read the NY Times article about proper Oscar party etiquette, because she’s been blasted for her stupid, drunken behavior, and there are pictures supposedly:

We can’t wait to see those pictures! Maybe they’ll help law think with his head instead of his tiny peter.

Here is Law having dinner with friends in London on April 5th.

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We only found one source for this, so take it for what it is, but Jude Law is rumored to be considered for the role as Batman in the upcoming sequel to “Batman Begins”:

Law would make a decent Batman if he bulked up a little.

Law was said to have sworn off women when he rebuffed a blonde at a party last week, but we pointed out that he has most likely reconciled with his ex, Sadie Frost.

Here’s Law catching a train in London yesterday with his kids and nanny in tow.

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Poorly endowed British actor Jude Law turned down a blonde at a party, leading The Sunday Mirror to speculate that he’s sworn off women:

Cad Jude Law isn’t going through some self-imposed vow of celibacy - he was with his ex, Sadie Frost, that night. The Mirror, in an article we just covered about Kate Moss’ partying, said that Law was out with Frost on Thursday and was careful not to be photographed with her:

Sadie, 40, and Jude, 33, were married for six years, and divorced in the fall of 2003. They have three children together, Rafferty, 8, Iris, 5 and Rudy, 3. Jude split with actress Sienna Miller, 24, in January of this year after an on-again off-again relationship during which he admitted cheating on Miller with his children’s nany.

If Jude is being careful not to be seen with other women, there has to be reason. One usually doesn’t worry about those sort of things on a casual night out with an ex. Indeed, Miller accused Law of leaving her for his ex back in January:

It looks like Jude hasn’t sworn off women at all.