It was the story of the day yesterday – Linnocent tested positive for alcohol during a screening done by the LA Probation Dept, then she was called in for a hearing with the judge, and then she was let go, without jail or even a slap on the wrists, merely with a warning to not throw any more “house arrest parties”. The excuse for this miscarriage of justice was that Linnocent’s previous judge had ordered drug tests, but not alcohol screenings, so the Probation Dept. didn’t have any “right” to test her for alcohol in her system. Nevermind that the day before, Linnocent had done an interview with Life & Style claiming that “alcohol… is just not part of my life.” I guess she forgot to add “LMAO, JK! And SCENE!” So… basically, the California legal system says that a drunken cokehead who hijacked a car while high, thumbed her crack nose at the legal system for years, crack heisted everything that wasn’t nailed down, and beat the hell out of her rehab sponsor… is free to be a boozehound again.

So what is Linnocent’s excuse, now that she’s learned her very important crack shenanigan lesson? (The lesson: “Linnocent can do whatever she wants, because people have given up on trying to punish her.”) Linnocent has gone back to an old-standby, because her crack brain is too frazzled from years of drug and alcohol abuse to think of a new excuse:

Lindsay Lohan is adamant she did NOT drink wine, beer or liquor during her stint on house arrest … insisting her dirty test was caused by a fermented tea that contains a TEEEENY amount of alcohol.

Lohan has been telling friends she’s been drinking her favorite kombucha tea again … the same tea that caused her probation officer to raise a red flag earlier this year because it contains alcohol. The company behind the drink claims the alcohol content is less than .05%.

Of course, the judge ruled that Lindsay is ALLOWED to consume alcohol during her house arrest sentence … so the dirty test didn’t matter anyway.

TMZ spoke with Lindsay about the situation … and she told us, “I am responsible, and I’m following the rules and obeying my judge and the Los Angeles judicial system.”

She adds, “I’d like to do what I must to get my film career back and the respect of directors, actors, writers, studio heads, fans and so on.”

[From TMZ]

“…and so on.” I’d like to punch her in her crack face… and so on. I’d like to live to see her thrown in jail with other crackhead sociopaths… and so on. I’d like to read an interview with Linnocent JUST ONE without having to roll my eyes at the delusional crack lies she’s trying to sell… and so on.

Photos courtesy of Fame & Pacific Coast News.

Fergie is the cover girl for the July issue of Allure. The cover shot is hypnotizing, right? And not in a good way. I feel like Fergie’s eyes are trying to force me to get plastic surgery lipstick. Speaking of, Fergie takes this Allure opportunity to not only show off her recently re-done face, but also to deny ever getting anything done to make her look so drastically different. Fergie tells the magazine, “I did two major drastic things, which is hair to the side—it was the first time—and the big neon lip. I wanted to try something different, and all of a sudden it was this big backlash. People were saying ‘It’s a fake Fergie.’ I heard about some ridiculous amount of money that I spent on my face, which I think is absolutely insane.” What’s absolutely insane is that she’s even bothering to deny it. I hate that.

Fergie on her age: “I’m definitely young at heart, and I always will be, I’m just trying to age gracefully.”

On her body: “I think people think that I’m pregnant sometimes because my weight fluctuates … My problem is my discipline. I see a Jack in the Box or a Del Taco, and I will impulsively want it. I’m a work in progress in that area … I gain and lose weight everywhere from the thighs up.”

On her relationship with Will.I.am: “There is conflict, he’s very protective, and it drives me nuts because I do a lot of my best work, writing-wise, when I’m completely alone.”

On working so hard: “I took a break to have a wedding. I’ve definitely committed some time this year to the Peas, but not as [much as] I have in previous years. I need balance in my life, and the guys understand that … I don’t think Will ever wants a break. We’re very different in that way.”

On her looks: “I’ve learned to love my nose because it’s unique. It’s interesting, and it just makes me a little different.”

She tries to be a good person: “I try to be a nice person. I’m not filled with saccharine. Do you want me to give you some bad things that I do? I’m obviously married, so I don’t sleep around. I guess I’ve tamed my ways a little bit, but I am 36.”

Fergie on the plastic surgery rumors: Fergie is known—and loved—for experimenting with different looks. But one recent change sparked rumors. Moments after the singer performed on American Idol, viewers went on Twitter to speculate about whether she’d had surgery. “I did two major drastic things, which is hair to the side—it was the first time—and the big neon lip,” she says. “I wanted to try something different, and all of a sudden it was this big backlash. People were saying ‘It’s a fake Fergie.’ I heard about some ridiculous amount of money that I spent on my face, which I think is absolutely insane.”

[From Allure]

I used to kind of like her, and maybe I still do but… the woman has issues. I do think she looks somewhat better since her plastic surgery makeover, although I think that A) she never really looked bad before, she just looked like she had lived hard and B) she got too much done all at one, and it’s going to take a while for her face to “settle” and not look so jacked. What I really can’t stand are the bald-face lies and denials, though. That just pisses me off.

Allure photos courtesy of the slideshow.

Yesterday, somebody was trying to tweet me suggestions for Hot Guy Friday, and she listed “Jude Law, Colin Barrel…” Which really should be Colin Farrell’s handle, right? We could call him Colin “Double Barrel” Farrell. It’s kind of perfect. Anyway, Colin is on today’s Ellen DeGeneres show, and he’s really trying to win us over. Like, he doesn’t want us to think that he’s out there, boning randoms whenever the urge strikes. Oh, Colin. I don’t believe you.

Despite his playboy reputation, Colin Farrell is a one-woman kind of guy. During a Friday appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, the 34-year-old Horrible Bosses actor says he’s single — and he’s not exactly on the prowl, either.

“I was never much for dating,” he explains. “I was much for a few things, but I kind of usually went decent-ish amount of time.”

“So you’re a monogamous person?” host Ellen DeGeneres asks.

“Yeah?” Farrell, who has two sons from two different relationships, responds.

“That was a question,” DeGeneres, 53, laughs. “That was not an answer.”

“No, I think when I answer yes to something like that, I’m kind of shocked myself that I’m answering yes,” Farrell explains. “That’s why it was a question. I’m kind of like, ‘Colin do you really believe yourself?’”

[From Us Weekly]

The subtext: Colin isn’t even a good enough actor to pull off the monogamy line. I think Colin wants to believe it of himself: that he’s the kind of guy who is looking for a stable, monogamous relationship. And hey, maybe he is. Maybe he’s a serial monogamist who goes from one stable relationship to another. But I doubt it. I think that even though he’s sober and his life is on a much healthier track, Colin will still bone pretty much any girl, at any time. By the way, that’s why I’ve always kind of loved him too: realistically, I have a shot. He will bone anything, ergo, he will bone me. I have a shot with him for one night (or one hour, whatever).

In other Colin news, he’s signed on to work with his In Bruges director again, in the film Seven Psychopaths (horrible title, I hope they change it). He’ll be working with Sam Rockwell (yes!) and Christopher Walken. Also, you know how Colin is doing the Total Recall remake? Ethan Hawke just signed on too. Yay!

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame & Pacific Coast News.

I’ve never been nasty about Kirstie Alley’s weight. I think the woman loves food, and I think she probably hates to exercise, and really, who cares? I’m not related to her, so I’m not going to sit here and give her a lecture about it. BUT, even though I feel a massive “meh” when discussing the size of Kirstie’s ass, I will always, always, ALWAYS be a fan of calling out a celebrity on their delusions. It’s a cottage industry at this point – The Delusional Industrial Complex, in which celebrities of a certain size publicly proclaim a bold-faced lie about their size.

If Kirstie had just waltzed her way through Dancing With the Stars (get it?) without mentioning specifics about what size she was or specific (fake) numbers on how much weight she lost, we wouldn’t be having this conversation. But don’t go on the record with Us Weekly, claiming some nonsense that NO ONE could possibly believe. Then you just look crazy. So… yeah. Kristie went to Us Weekly and actually spoke these words: “I started out in a size 12, then an 8, and then I think next week I’ll be in a 6. The real size I want to be in is probably a 4 or a 6. That’s where I look best.” FOR. REAL.

This is a photo of Kirstie from April 13.

Here are photos of Kirstie from April 18.

Size 8? Nope. Not even a 10. Or a 12. Now, I do think she’s losing weight. I think she’s probably working her ass off, and I think this is likely the most exercise she’s had in years, and seriously, GOOD FOR HER. I’m happy for her, and I think she’s probably an inspiration to many women. But don’t lie about your size. You weren’t a size 12 when you started, and you’re not a size 8 now. BITCH PLEASE.

I will say this though – what did you guys think was going to happen? She’s always been delusional about her weight! Remember this? How about this? And now she relaunching (?) her “Organic Liaison weight loss system” – which is that Scientology crap she was shilling last year. So basically, Kristie is bound and determined to ruin whatever goodwill she might have retained from her Dancing With the Stars appearance.

Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.

Kim Kardashian is the cover girl for the April issue of Self Magazine. I wasn’t paying any attention to it, because I didn’t even both to read the interview excerpts, mostly because Kim is a really boring interview. Not this time, though. In this interview, Kim decides she’s going to taunt us with her plastic, freaky kat-face and lie to us. Yes,m Kim wants us to know that she isn’t “bothered” by the “rumors” that her face is jacked to hell. And she even gives another excuse for these photos of her crazy lip injections – previously, Kim claimed her lips were jacked because of the flu. Now she says that she’s always had those lips, and that we’re all so, so dumb.

Kim Kardashian is no stranger to tabloid reports speculating she’s had plastic surgery. But the reality starlet doesn’t let the falsifications get the best of her.

“Rumors don’t bother me anymore,” Kardashian, 30, told Self magazine while shooting their April cover. “I’ve read that I’ve had my lips done. I’ve always had big lips. Look at my baby pictures. It’s ridiculous … You can’t worry about all the gossip.”

But it’s not just Kardashian’s lips that reports claim she’s had altered.

“They’ll show one picture of me today and one tomorrow, and say I’ve had my nose done in between,” she says. “When? Didn’t you just see me yesterday? And how many times have I ‘had my butt done?’ People’s logic is so weird. I don’t know why they bother!”

Luckily, Kardashian’s little sisters Kendall and Kylie aren’t exposed to the same kind of “rumors and lies” that she and her other sisters, Kourtney and Khloé, had to deal with when they first became famous.

“They definitely stay away from all the tabloid magazines,” Kardashian explains. “They’re not really allowed to get those.”

But if Kardashian lived in a world where celebrity magazine covers were irrelevant, she’d want it to be of the CSI nature.

“I would either be a crime scene investigator or a makeup artist,” she says. “Or both. Maybe I should do makeup for the people on the crime scene [who] are dead.”

But in the simpler scheme of things, Kardashian says she’d even be happy working as a cleaning lady.

“I’m the biggest neat freak at home,” she admits. “I don’t have people over for the reason [that] I don’t like anyone in my space. I think I was a housekeeper in my last life. Sitting at home in sweats and cleaning out my closet would be a perfect night for me.”

Adds Kardashian, “At home, everything has to be perfectly in line and perfectly color-coordinated. I’m just a neat freak, OCD, crazy girl.”

[From People]

Kim, we think you’ve altered your face because we have eyes. And of course the “rumors” don’t bother you – you don’t DO anything. It’s not like you can just put your head down and work as an actress. All you have are tabloids and rumors and attention keeping you famous. She really thinks we’re dumb, doesn’t she?

Photos courtesy of Fame, WENN & Kim’s Celebuzz site.

You remember that Lindsay Lohan is headed to court today, correct? This is the deadline for her “plea or GTFO” (not a legal term, but it should be). Just keep that in mind. I’m not expecting crack tears, and I’m not expecting a crack plea either. I honestly think Lohan’s crack legal team is going to push for an honest-to-God trial. No joke. Anyway, you know how Entertainment Tonight and the Associated Press were able to get their hands on the security tape through some sort of financial arrangement with the jewelry store? And you know how Team Crackhead is all in a tizzy because they say the tape VINDICATES the crackhead because it shows her absentmindedly stealing a necklace, because if you steal something when your thoughts are somewhere else, it doesn’t count? Well, there’s a new layer to the crack denial/hilarity. Lindsay Lohan is SUING the jewelry store!!! Because they sold their surveillance tape of her crack heist!!! I can only imagine that this was cooked up by Mother Crackhead after a three day tequila-and-blow bender:

Lindsay Lohan is preparing to sue Kamofie & Company jewelry store — claiming they had no right to cash in from the sale of the infamous surveillance tape … because Lindsay never gave them the right to use her image for profit … TMZ has learned.

Sources connected to the surveillance video tell TMZ … Kamofie sold the rights to distribute the tape to the Associated Press for at least $40k. The AP has since struck a deal with “Entertainment Tonight” in which the show got exclusive rights to air the tape for one week.

We’re told Lohan met with her lawyers today … no word on when she plans to file the lawsuit.

UPDATE: A rep for Kamofie tells us, “We regret to hear there is trepidation by Miss Lohan in connection with the video. ”

The statement continues, “We hope that everyone understands that this is beyond our control, the flood of the requests to see this video were simply too overwhelming. It was truly necessary to put it out.”

[From TMZ]

I just don’t see how Lindsay has any case, other than a case of the crackhead crazies. The surveillance tape is the rightful property of the jewelry store, and they are taping people who come into their store willingly. And besides that, Lindsay STOLE from them, and if she’s looking for monetary compensation for the sale of her crack thievery, couldn’t that be in violation of whatever Son of Sam laws are in place? Does California have Son of Sam laws? Oh, here’s another question: if this tape vindicates Lindsay, wouldn’t she want everyone to see it? What does it mean if she doesn’t want people to see it?

Photos courtesy of Fame.

Lindsay Lohan is much like Jessica Biel and Lea Michele. Lindsay will NOT be ignored. Lindsay will NOT let anyone else get attention, and if Lindsay Lohan has to crack-snort and crack-steal and crack-lie her way to get attention, she totally will. So… Lindsay gave a new interview. To Extra! Because I guess Entertainment Tonight isn’t taking her calls? Actually, that’s probably not true. I would imagine that any entertainment show would do a Lindsay Lohan interview, but Lindsay probably just went to the show that was most likely to lob softballs at her. Like, “Who would you like to work with?” Ugh.

*sniff*

Did you notice that? Why the runny nose, crackhead? Here are some of the quotes from the interview, plus TMZ’s take on what that surveillance tape “really” shows.

Lindsay Lohan has broken her silence about rehab in her first interview since leaving the treatment facility. The 24-year-old actress was treated in the Betty Ford Centre from September to January after she was ordered back for treatment by a judge after failing a drugs test.

However, Lohan told US TV show Extra’s Jerry Penacoli that she is determined to get her life back on track once and for all.

Asked how she was feeling, Lohan replied: ‘I feel great. I feel happy. There’s always bumps we have in the road and as long as I’m focusing on the one thing I know I need to put first in my life, which is my recovery and stuff, then I’m doing good and that’s important to me.’

Lindsay also appeared to have adopted a pensive outlook on her new lifestyle, and refused to answer when she was asked if there was anyone she is hoping to work with when she gets back into the acting industry.

She replied: ‘I think that’s that something I will be able to say when I’ve taken the steps I need to take to prove that I can be insurable again. I think that will come in time that I will be in the position to say that because I don’t think I am right now. I don’t think it would be fair to say, “Oh, this is who I want to work with”, and expect that to happen. I have to build my way back up and I get that.’

Lohan’s rehab stint was in connection with her 2007 DUI conviction, after she repeatedly failing to meet the terms of her probation. And the actress acknowledges that she has got a long way to go before she is able to reaffirm her status as an established movie star.

She said: ‘I know there’s going to be a lot of steps I’ll have to go through to prove myself again and get the trust from people I respect to work with. But I’m willing to do what I have to do to get there. I miss being on set – I really do miss it.’

Meanwhile, Lohan is currently facing jail time after being charged with felony theft in connection with a $2,500 necklace she is accused of shoplifting from a jewellery store in Venice Beach.

However, gossip website TMZ.com claims to have a source who has seen surveillance video from the shop backing Lohan’s story that she talked to the owner of the store for several minutes before walking out wearing the necklace.

According to the source, on the day in question, Lohan was seen in the video trying on the necklace, looking in the mirror, and appearing to ask both her friend and the store owner for their opinions.

TMZ says Lohan took off her own necklace to try on the shop’s item, and continued to wear it for the next 45 minutes while trying on a variety of rings. It is then claimed that Lohan put her own necklace back on before leaving the store, although her own necklace did not obstruct the view of the store’s necklace, before talking to the owner and then leaving.

The interview with Lindsay airs tonight on Extra.

[From The Daily Mail]

Doesn’t it feel like Team Crackhead is really trying to make the case that because the store employee didn’t notice that Lindsay had stolen the necklace, that the crack thievery is not her fault? Like, “It’s not my fault, you should have caught me!!!” Dumb crackhead.

Oh, and Lindsay was on Jimmy Kimmel’s post-Oscar special on Sunday night too. She even made a “joke” about her crack thievery. She’s so, so dumb.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

I’m about to write something absolutely shocking: Lindsay Lohan is a crackhead liar made of crack lies. I know! I’m clutching my pearls as we speak. So, remember how Lindsay Lohan stole that necklace and then sauntered around Venice Beach, cracked out of her skull, wearing the stolen necklace? And then the cops got a search warrant, and somebody at the police station tipped her off, and Lindsay didn’t want the cops to raid her place and find all of her hoarded drugs so she arranged for a friend to “drop off” the stolen necklace at the police station. Then, when the charges came down, Lindsay’s team of cracked-out enablers went into overdrive offering possible explanations for the crack thievery. They said Lindsay “borrowed” the necklace. They said the video surveillance would show that Lindsay just “accidentally” took the necklace, because her crack mind is weak and forgetful. They said Lindsay would be found innocent! Lindsay said that she was not raised to lie, cheat or steal. Well, guess what?

A male shopping with Lindsay Lohan at the beachside jewelry store in Venice, California, distracted an employee as the Mean Girls star stole a gold designer necklace — this according to a law enforcement source who has intimate knowledge of the surveillance video.

“Lindsay had removed a necklace of hers that she was wearing when she tried on the necklace in question,” the source close to the case told RadarOnline.com, exclusively.

“As Lindsay was putting her necklace back on, it’s apparent the store clerk was distracted by the male companion that was with Lindsay.”

The sales associate provided a statement to investigators claiming she didn’t realize that Lohan hadn’t taken the necklace off, RadarOnline.com has learned.

“The video then shows Lindsay and her male friend walking out of the store, all while Lindsay was wearing the necklace,” said the source. “It’s all clearly visible on the video.”

Lohan, 24, pleaded not guilty on February 8 to a single count of felony grand theft; if convicted, she could be sent to prison for up to three years. Worryingly for the starlet, prosecutors believe the store surveillance video is strong evidence against her and one source even described it as a “smoking gun”.

“The District Attorney believes that Lindsay’s friend distracted the clerk on purpose and that could bolster the case if it goes to trial against Lindsay,” said the source. “This simply wasn’t a case of miscommunication of a necklace being loaned and not returned, as Lindsay has claimed.”

“Distraction theft” — as it is known in some legal quarters — if proved, can help establish a criminal’s intent. Lohan’s high-powered lawyer Shawn Holley didn’t receive the video until Wednesday at L.A.’s Airport Courthouse, where the actress appeared before Superior Court Judge Keith Schwartz for a routine hearing.

“This case does involve jail time — period,” Schwartz told Lohan, warning actress that he would send her to jail if she accepted a plea deal offered by prosecutors. “If you plead in front of me — if this case resolves in front of me — you are going to jail. Period. It may be an issue as to amount of time.”

Schwartz said that if Lohan rejects the offer the case will be set for a preliminary hearing in front of another judge; she must decide by her next court date on Thursday, March 10.

[From Radar]

So the surveillance tape that Team Crack claimed would VINDICATE Lindsay is somehow the most important evidence against her. Time for a plea, crackhead. And maybe the prosecution should talk to this dude who did the distractin’. I doubt he wants to hitch his wagon to Team Crack.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

It’s come time for the part of the Crack Hustle Cycle for both Mother Crackhead and Crackhead Junior to get on their high horses and deny, deny, deny. Yesterday, Dina piped up and told PopEater that Lindsay’s felony charge was “all good” because “God has a big plan.” Then last night (during the peak crack hours), Lindsay tweeted this crack-filled crack lie:

Was on the phone with my sister&this movie Greenberg is on, i heard my voice which was odd- and ryhs ifans is watching Just My Luck in the movie- made me laugh.. i just want to be on set again, and left alone to just work! fyi- i would never steal, in case people are wondering. I was not raised to lie, cheat, or steal… also, what i wear to court shouldnt be front page news. it’s just absurd. god bless xox L

[From Lindsay’s Twitter feed]

Where to start? Let’s begin with the explicit denial: “I would never steal, in case people are wondering.” We’re not “wondering,” we know for a fact that she’s a crack thief. Since this particular instance of crack thievery, various outlets have compiled (incomplete) lists of what Lindsay has stolen, which include (by my estimation, but not a complete list): a fur coat, a Rolex, leggings “designs”, $10,000 worth of clothes from a friend, Parisian jewels in an ingenious heist and $400,000 worth of jewelry from a magazine shoot. So, Lindsay Lohan: Still A Crack Liar, In Addition to Being a Crack Thief.

Next: “I was not raised to lie, cheat, or steal” – Yeah, that’s not the case, either. Mother Crackhead was the one who taught Lindsay the art of the grift, and now the student has become the teacher, and the old teacher has become the cracked-out enabler.

Next: “also, what I wear to court shouldnt be front page news. it’s just absurd.” Well… what Lindsay wore showed her blatant disrespect for the judicial process, considering she was wearing a skin-tight minidress with likely no panties or bra. Oh, and she treated the walk into the courthouse like a catwalk, reveling in the attention. Oh, and she got her hair done and her lips freshly plumped for the event too. Because Lindsay thinks every court appearance is like a casting call in which she’ll have to “perform” on her knees.

Last: “I just want to be on set again, and left alone to just work!” No, she doesn’t. If she wanted that, she would be taking all of this seriously and she would be doing what it takes to be sober and honest and reliable. Here’s the kicker: Lindsay loves all of this. She loves the attention. She loves the hustle. She loves the drama. She thinks her life is one big performance.

Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.

You know how all of us were just waiting around yesterday, hoping that photos would come in of Lindsay Lohan’s cracked-out ass being handcuffed and dragged kicking and screaming into a police car? Yeah, that didn’t happen. Although it might happen today or sometime this week, fingers crossed. But Camp Crackhead wants to change the subject – and so Mother Crackhead dropped this gem of a story to TMZ:

Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s … Lindsay Lohan? Sources close to LiLo tell TMZ … Lindsay’s people have had multiple phone conversations within the last few weeks with the people behind the new “Superman” reboot. We’re told Lindsay is up for a role in the flick — and while it isn’t Lois Lane, we hear it would be a “major character.”

We’re told Lindsay is supposed to meet personally with the “Superman” people soon — but she might be a little busy with that felony grand theft charge thing.

According to our sources, Lindsay is “dying to show people again how talented she is” and is worried this latest run-in with the law (for which she maintains she’s innocent) could ruin her shot at the movie.

Apparently that necklace she’s accused of stealing is made out of kryptonite. Reps for Warner Bros had no comment.

[From TMZ]

The same Superman reboot that producers are meeting with people like Kristen Stewart and Mila Kunis. That one. So…who believes this story hook, line and sinker? Is there anyone left? Yeah. I burst out laughing when I read this – it’s just so obvious. Lindsay’s crack lies and crack hustles have become so pathetic, and I can’t see any legit producer meeting with her for any part, ever.

Now, back to the story that Camp Crackhead wants us to forget – when will Lindsay be arrested, if ever? Lindsay’s lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley met with prosecutors yesterday, and sources tell Radar that the case is still under review, and that Lindsay’s old nemesis, Deputy DA Danette Meyers is still deciding what charges Lindsay should face. The earliest Lindsay could be charged, according to Radar’s sources, is tonight, but it will probably be later in the week.

As far as Lindsay’s thoughts on her (hopefully) impending prosecution, a source tells Radar: “Because of where the crime took place, it falls under Meyer’s jurisdiction. If Lindsay was accusing of stealing that necklace in Malibu or in the Valley, Danette wouldn’t be handling the case. Lindsay isn’t swayed. She thinks that Meyers is out to get her and has been since 2007. Lindsay has no idea the amount of trouble she is in now. The surveillance video is going to be the strongest evidence against her. Just because the necklace was returned to cops, and the search warrant wasn’t executed didn’t compromise the case at all. Lindsay is looking at a felony grand theft charge, which would carry a three year sentence to state prison. Meyers doesn’t mess around when it comes to felony charges, and she’s unimpressed with Lindsay’s celebrity status. She doesn’t treat defendants differently because of someone’s background.”

Photos courtesy of WENN.