If there was any doubt that Michael Jackson’s physician, Conrad Murray, didn’t know that administering propofol was a crime, the new details revealed about what really happened at the time of the pop star’s death will remove it. According to an eye witness, Murray stopped administering CPR to Jackson to dispose of vials of the drug that was responsible for his death. Other chilling details: Jackson’s children, Prince and Paris, entered the room and saw their father dying.

According to bodyguard Alberto Alvarez (right), Dr. Murray stopped CPR and handed Alvarez drug vials and told him to put the vials in a bag.

Alvarez told investigators when he went into the room he saw an IV attached to Jackson’s leg. Also Jackson’s mouth and eyes were wide open and there was no sign of life.

According to the AP, Michael Jackson’s kids, Prince and Paris, entered the room and cried as they watched Dr. Murray administer mouth-to-mouth.

According to Alvarez, Dr. Murray took several vials and told Alvarez to put them in a plastic bag, then told Alvarez to put the plastic bag in a canvas bag. Alvarez also says Dr. Murray told him to remove the IV that contained a white milky substance (Propofol has this quality) in another canvas bag. Alvarez didn’t say where the bags went.

The report says, after Jackson was pronounced dead at UCLA Medical Center, Murray said he needed to go back to the mansion to get cream Jackson had “so the world wouldn’t find out about it.” The statement did not get more specific.

As TMZ first reported, Alvarez — who called 911 — told cops several months after Jackson’s death that Dr. Murray hid bottles of Propofol in a closet so family members and cops wouldn’t find them.

Sources connected with Dr. Murray’s defense say the doctor didn’t hide anything.

[From TMZ]

Meanwhile, Murray’s legal team is trying to cast aspersions on the L.A. prosecutors trying the involuntary manslaughter case, stating that they are deliberately withholding files. If anyone is withholding information, it’s not the prosecutors!

I’m not saying that CPR could have saved Jackson at that time. It sounds like he was already gone. But a doctor’s first priority is to try to revive the patient, even if the odds are against him. Clearly, Murray was looking to save his own ass. And just thinking about what those children saw that day is very upsetting.

Yesterday, we spent a lot of time going through Rielle Hunter’s epic, crazy, totally wrong interview and photos for GQ. Where she had once been a model of keeping her mouth shut, she revealed herself to be a woman obsessively in love with John Edwards, and completely enamored with his bullsh-t. Oh, and she seems to love the limelight too, so I imagine we’re going to see a lot more of her in the months to come too.

Within just a few hours of the GQ stuff coming online, Rielle apparently spoke to Barbara Walters, telling Babs that she found the photo shoot she participated in willingly to be “repulsive”. She also claimed that she cried and screamed about it, and that her explanation for the shoot was that she “thought that having one of those photos was okay and would be sexy and that there were others that were just beautiful headshots, but that GQ picked photos to hit one note.” Right.

Anyway, GQ revealed their behind-the-scenes video of what went down, and it’s pretty funny in the wake of Rielle’s asinine explanation. You get to see Mark Seliger (the photographer) asking Rielle to position her body in certain ways. So, you know, it was clear that he wasn’t just taking “head shots”. Oh, and he shows her the shots he’s taken! Jesus. I mean, how f-cking insane is this woman? And watch how she plays to all of the cameras! Oh, she thinks she’s the sexiest bitch in the world. She’s even pulling a Jennifer Lopez face, I swear. Here’s the video:

GQ photos of Rielle courtesy of the Washington Post and GQ online.

Octomom Nadya Suleman was a guest on The View this morning. She was truly unhinged. She spoke a mile a minute and laughed so loudly at times that the ladies on the panel looked visibly uncomfortable. Suleman wore a horrendous trashy outfit with a too tight too short abstract print white dress, dark sheer stockings and white wedge boots with fake fur on the top. I was afraid that we were going to see her panties when she sat down and we almost did. When she wasn’t acting too crazy Suleman was just as shady and slippery with the truth as we’ve come to expect. At several points she laughed hysterically and inappropriately and you could tell The View ladies thought she was crazy. They even asked her if she was. In terms of what she said, not much of it seemed true. She glossed over her exercise routine, claiming that she only worked out a few days a week. She claimed she never intended to get a bikini body and “only did it for revenue,” but one sentence later said she did it to build muscle and not for money. She also said she was media shy! She contradicted herself in her annoying, nasal voice several times during the interview, as if she couldn’t get her story straight.

Contradicts herself on why she lost weight
Walters: You have exercised three hours a day, you sleep two hours a night. You do exercise right?
Suleman: I do a few times a week
Walters: It was very important for you to lose weight… With 14 kids was this the most important thing, to be able to wear a bikini?
Suleman: Never. I never, never wanted to do that no. The main reason was obviously for revenue and I’m the first to admit it. I’m very very open and honest about that.
Walters: You lost this weight to make money?
Suleman: No I didn’t! I had to build muscle. Actually every child since my very first. Genetic people love to dismiss genetics particularly the media, because that doesn’t sell. They’re gonna just sensationalize everything they can because that’s gonna sell.

Wait, didn’t she just say she lost weight to make money and that she went to the gym a few times a week? She can’t speak for two minutes without contradicting herself.

On how she’s going to make money
Walters: Right now you’re getting money… you’re not being paid today, you’re getting money from doing interviews and videos. When that stops, how are you going to support 14 children, 3 nannies?
Suleman: That’s an extremely good question. From the very beginning I am very naturally shy. And I never wanted anything to do with cameras or the industry. “That industry” I used to call it. Ever. I always wanted t be a doctor. So in my mind, being in denial, I thought I could exit the hospital, continue my daily routine, go back and forth to the hospital. Go back to school. And of course, you know, I like to alwys believe life happens to you when you make other plans.

Are you f*cking kidding me? She was “very naturally shy”? She sat down with Anne Curry less than a month after the octuplets were born! When Suleman was saying all that crap about not wanting anything to do with “the industry,” Joy was rolling her eyes at Sherri and it was hysterical.

Then Barbara got serious and started calling Suleman on her bullsh*t.

Again how she’s going to make money
Walters: Excuse me, you didn’t answer my question. Right now you’re selling your story. Videos… how are you planning in the future to take care of 14 children?
Suleman: Every hour, every single hour of the day I contemplate how I’m going to do this to be able to to support them. It’s a double edged sword, it’s a catch 22. If I go back to school… I have one more year left for my masters… I couldn’t possibly earn enough money to take care of them for a couple months. So the only other option is to delve into other opportunities. Secure selective opportunities such as the past, was being in the midst of survival mode, doing interviews, which I didn’t want to do…

Walters: Did you think about this before you had the children?
Suleman: Absolutely not. In my mind, I’m rationalizing, I do that often. I can’t have kids later. I have this timeframe in regards to fertility… In my head, delusionally thinking I could finish this, I could have one mroe baby after the six. I could earn enough money as a counselor to take care of them.

When Joy asked her about why she had six children (allegedly) implanted, she repeated her same old claim that there were six embryos left and she had to use them and never expected them all to survive.

The best part of the interview came towards the end of the first half. Whoopi asked Suleman if she was all there.

Whoopi asks Suleman if she’s “all there”
Whoopi: You have 14 children. You’re a single woman who does not to the rest of the world have a way to support these children. Do you understand that people think that there might also be a mind thing with you that maybe you’re not quite all there.
Suleman: I’ve asked myself that for years too. Everyone goes thorugh life with these clouded glasses. I was delusionally thinking I was going to have one more…If I was genuinely mentally unstable, I would have drowned from the beginning. (From all the stress.)

This woman had a master plan that she was going to work the media with these eight babies at once and she’s doing it. She’s crazy like a fox. I also think she lost that weight through Adderall as that would explain why she was so damn manic. Joy asked her if she was on something and she said “My mom’s in her 70s and she has just as much energy as I do.” [laughing maniacally] Toward the end she was really babbling and laughing like a crazy person. She seriously sounded like the Joker. At the end they asked her if she’s going to have more kids someday, and Suleman said “I’m not going to say 100% no.”

Um… Jesus. Lindsay Lohan, once again acting as her own cracked-out publicist (never a good idea), decided to go on her Twitter and deny that she’s getting lip injections. Uh… seriously? Because we have eyes. And most of us aren’t on crack. We can see that your lips are twice as big all of a sudden. Lindsay tweeted her self-perpetuating drama: “Why are all of my friends asking me if I have a cut on my lip? Lol coz I don’t.” Then she put up this Twitpic (below) and wrote: “see! my lips are just as they’ve always been lol-it’s nuts that i feel the need to give proof! what is this world coming to!!** lol it was @jennidawnsays fault!”

Kiss off!

Lindsay Lohan is denying she got lip injections.

After blogs pointed to a cut on her lip and speculated that she’d had a filler injected to puff out her pucker, the actress, 23, posted a photo of herself on Twitter, and wrote, “See! my lips are just as they’ve always been lol-it’s nuts that i feel the need to give proof! what is this world coming to!!”

She also denied having an injection scar, despite a small mark visible in the TwitPic.

“Why are all of my friends asking me if I have a cut on my lip? Lol coz I don’t,” she wrote.

Lohan recently showed off her clutter-filled apartment, stuffed with hundreds of pairs of shoes.

“I just need to get rid of… stuff,” she admitted to The Insider. “That’s personal stuff that I have to work on.”

[From Us Weekly]

Now, some will put out the theory that Lindsay is not getting lip injections, that her puffy lips come from, say, her drug use. Like, her lips swell up when she rubs cocaine on them. Could be. But even if that’s the case, I still think she’s getting injections. There’s just too much variation in the size of her lips from day to day. Here are some photos of the variations over the past year, and one of Lindsay from 2004:

Lindsay Lohan’s lips, all photos by WENN: on December 12, 2009; on Noveber 15, 2009; on November 12, 2009; on October 19, 2009. Finally, how her lips used to look, when she was a kid: Lindsay back on June 14, 2004.

Yesterday, we had a grand old time looking at Lindsay and Ali Lohan putting on a weepy, Oscar-worthy performance for the cameras in St. Barth, as they stood around a yacht, fake-crying for the cameras. I had several theories about their fake tears, mostly involving an alleged incident in which Lindsay punched a random dude hitting on her sister, or perhaps they were crying about Casey Johnson. Soon after I posted the story, Us Weekly published an exclusive statement from Lindsay and one of her “friends” claiming that Lindsay’s “friend” Patrick “Pootie” Aufdenkamp (in the photo above) had stolen Lindsay’s “sketches” for her new clothing line. As if that’s why Lindsay was crying. I thought the whole Pootie situation sounded like bullsh-t for many reasons. First, I seriously doubt Lindsay was sitting around St. Barth, getting high and “designing”. Second, why would anyone steal from Lindsay? Three, drugs.

Anway, Pootie gave Perez Hilton an exclusive statement about what really went down. Apparently, Pootie had been hard at work helping Lindsay with her new clothing line and he accuses Lindsay of basically taking credit for his work… I think. Here’s his statement:

I stand by my integrity as an artist and my morals as a business person. I would like to see any shred of evidence that supports those ridiculous allegations, there is no evidence and there will be nothing Lindsay or her company can find to show otherwise. I’m way too creative of an individual to need to steal anything design-related from that girl.

She knows how much my new line means to me and has seen first hand all the HARD and HONEST work I have put into bringing it to life. The fact that she is trying to take that away from me with a guilt free conscious and can still sleep at night, is in essence, (for those of you who may not already know) exactly what kind of person she is right now.

Throughout our entire friendship I have always respected her, her privacy, and wanted nothing but the best. It breaks my heart to see someone I once looked up to, turned to, and considered a sister, stoop to a new kind of low. Just because her career is stuck at a stand still, mine is just taking off. I could not be more thankful for the place I am in today. And am far too creative to need or want these designs of “her’s” that simply don’t exist. I give credit when it is due and my line that is about to come out next month is 100 percent, my own. I think she should start off this year by addressing the REAL issues that face her life first…

“From the bottom of my heart, I wish her nothing but a happy & healthy 2010.”

(I am relieved to say I have finally made it home SAFE, and am exhausted, overwhelmed and drained from everything that I have endured on this trip, one day soon this will all make sense to you, but right now that’s all I can say)

Thank you all for the support.

[From Pootie’s statement via Perez Hilton]

Eh. Crackheads never learn. And I’m talking about both of them, Pootie and Lindsay. They both sound like they have problems of the drug variety. So, should we feel sympathy for Pootie because he enabled Lindsay long enough for her to turn on him? I actually believe his side of the story. Lindsay probably looked at Pootie’s sketches and was all “those are mine, you stole them, get out!” Which is probably how she steals all of that jewelry too, come to think about it. If you had a deranged, cracked-out Lindsay Lohan screaming “That’s mine!!!” at whatever you had, wouldn’t you just give it to her and run?

Patrick “Pootie” Aufdenkamp on December 18, 2008. Lindsay Lohan weeping dramatically for the photographers on January 5, 2010. Credit: Fame and Spread Pictures/Fame.

Last week, Lindsay Lohan went to India for a long-promoted trip to fill a BBC documentary about child trafficking. Most of the concerns many people had about an official BBC documentary unit and a seemingly legit charity associating themselves with a crackhead like Lindsay came to fruition just hours after Lindsay had landed in India. Lindsay announced on her Twitter page that “Over 40 children saved so far… Within one day’s work… This is what life is about… Doing THIS is a life worth living!!!” Granted, for those sticklers, Lindsay didn’t claim that she saved 40 children, but it was insinuated. And that was enough for everyone to get majorly pissed at Lindsay. Apparently, these “40 children” were saved before Lindsay even arrived.

An Indian charity has accused Lindsay Lohan, the Hollywood actress, of claiming to have helped to rescue 40 child labourers in New Delhi when she was not actually in the country

The star of Mean Girls, who went to India to make a BBC documentary about child trafficking, appeared to claim she had rescued the children in just one day and was now changing the world “one child at a time”.

But according to the charity which organized the raid, neither Lohan, 23, nor the BBC, were present.

In a series of posts on Twitter, Lohan, who has undergone treatment for alcohol abuse, appeared to boast of her role in the rescue and suggested that it had changed her life.

“Over *40 children saved* so far…… Within one day’s work…… This is what life is about….. Doing THIS is a life worth living!!!” she said. She later added: “Focusing on celebrities and lies is so disconcerting, when we can be changing the world one child at a time…. hope everyone can see that.” Her comments caused a stir in India and anger among those who led the raid.

A leading social activist and lawyer, known only as Bhuwan, of the campaign group Bachpan Bachao Andolan, accused Lohan of portraying dangerous child rescue operations as superficial events, which could be carried out in a day by passing celebrities.

The raids, which involved two months of planning by local police and magistrates, were on 15 workshops in central New Delhi where children as young as seven were making mirrored ornaments for export. Some of the children said the traffickers had paid their parents 2,000 rupees (£25), while other parents had handed over their children for promises of payments which were not made.

All worked from 8am to 1am the following morning, but only some were paid. Those who had been working for several years received 800 rupees per month (£10) while others were paid just 200 rupees.

According to Bhuwan, they were freed on Tuesday, hours before Lohan arrived in India and a day before she and her BBC Three film crew visited the Ashram rehabilitation centre where the children were taken before being returned to their families. “She was not even in the country when this raid happened,” he said.

“We’ll be complaining to the BBC and talking to our lawyers … Would Lohan know where these workshops are?”

Ruchira Gupta, an anti-trafficking campaigner, said: “If celebrities do it to get publicity then they are trivialising child-trafficking.”

A BBC spokesman said: “Lindsay Lohan has just completed filming in India for a BBC Three project on child trafficking. We would like to stress that she did not say she was present at the raid, this is a misinterpretation. She was merely referring to a raid that happened connected to child trafficking – the subject of the programme.”

“It is not uncommon for well known faces to be involved in current affairs programmes and often helps engage younger audiences with subjects they don’t traditionally go to such as international affairs. The final documentary will have all the hallmarks of BBC content – and will be high quality, informative and engaging.”

[From The Telegraph]

Like everything else, when Lindsay sees something she likes, she takes it – whether it be a fur coat, millions of dollars worth of jewelry, or credit for months of tireless work by a childrens’ advocacy group. Even though none of this surprises me in the least, I’m glad someone is calling Lindsay out on her bullsh-t. I’m no so happy that people put Lindsay in the position where she could lie and take credit for the work this organization is doing – when are people going to realize that they shouldn’t work with her?

Lindsay Lohan at LAX, returning from her India trip, December 12, 2009. Credit: Bauer-Griffin.

Here’s Lindsay Lohan out and about in Hollywood last week. Guess what she’s doing? She’s shopping for jewelry! Otherwise known as a “heist”. Also, do you see it? After looking cleaner and almost human for a couple of weeks, Lindsay is back to looking orange, dirty and f-cked up. And when she gets all high, you know what she loves to do, right? Get more high? Well, yes. But she also likes to crack tweet. And she likes to make sh-t up. And so she’s joined her two greatest passions together – to lie on Twitter. Lindsay’s lie? That she’s “written” a television show. My first guess would be that it’s an episode of A&E’s “Intervention” but my second guess is even worse – that this is just some dumb, drama-queen, cracked-out delusion:

Actress Lindsay Lohan says she has sold a TV show penned by herself to a US network.

The 23-year-old is planning to produce the show, and claims it will go into production as soon as she can find a suitable writer to complete the scripts for an entire season of episodes.

Lindsay wrote on her Twitter account: “I wrote/created a show that I think I sold today! I just need to get someone else to take on the full season writing for it. Producing is another passion of mine, as well as directing/writing.”

The subject of the show is unknown, but Lindsay sparked speculation Jessica Alba’s husband Cash Warren was involved in it when she sent him an online message reading: “Excited to start this project!”

As yet, no TV networks have confirmed they will be working with Lindsay.

[From The Skinny]

Lindsay is the Typhoid Mary of legit Hollywood, so it’s not surprising that “no TV networks have confirmed”. My guess is that no confirmation will ever come, because this project doesn’t exist. And what the hell is up with Cash Warren? Is he trying to get some strange on the side? Granted, I don’t think Jessica Alba is any kind of prize, but she’s a million times better than Lindsay. I can just imagine what Cash said to Lindsay, probably at some party where everyone was doing drugs: “You’re like writing a television script? Sure, I’d love to be involved. Don’t tell Jessica and take off your pants.”

Lindsay Lohan shopping for jewelry in West Hollywood, CA on November 16, 2009. Credit: Fame.

A year ago a video titled ‘Chloe and Keith’s Wedding’ swept the internet. It’s a goofy 44 second clip of a couple’s wedding video, wherein the best man stumbles while handing over the rings, and in the process crashes into the bride and the minister, both of whom go tumbling into the pool behind them. It was featured on most of the major morning shows and everyone thought it was just hysterical. But it turns out the whole thing was a hoax from the get-go: it’s actually a clip from an independent movie.

One of the hottest viral videos of the last year has been Chloe and Keith’s Wedding, a funny little clip of a bride getting knocked into a pool by the clumsy best man mid-ceremony. It was uploaded to YouTube in October of 2008 and has been viewed by at least 30 million people since then. In February, Time magazine ranked it as one of Internet’s 99 Greatest Hits. It has aired on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, The Today Show, Good Morning America, The Early Show and Australian, British and Japanese news networks. Take a look:

Chloe and Keith have laughed about their wedding day, and appeared on Good Day L.A. on Oct 5 talking about a longer version is now available as a 40-minute DVD and download.

But today, we can tell you: it’s definitely a hoax.

Chloe and Keith are actors named Josh Covitt and Charissa Wheeler. They’re not married. The clip and its video follow-up are both part of a completely scripted independent film conceived by writer/director Archie Gips along with producing partner Dennis Anderson and executive producer Nancy Moonves (ex-wife of CBS chief Les Moonves). The pool the bride fell into? That was Nancy’s. It was filmed at her house.

“Yes, it’s a hoax,” Archie told Lifeline Live in a phone call a little while ago. Added Nancy, “We didn’t set out to fool anyone. It just took on a life of its own.” Archie doesn’t really like the word hoax. “It’s more a blurring of reality and fiction,” he says. It started as a way of marketing what they saw as a romantic comedy movie and it snowballed so much that they kept the myth alive. What about flat-out lying – as the actors seemed to do on Good Day L.A.? “We tried to lie as little as possible,” says Archie.

But he admits that some people are really ticked off at finally knowing it’s not a real clip of a real wedding – and that they’re now selling it. “I’ve gotten some vicious emails,” says Archie. They’ve been trying to get on several of the shows that ran the clip initially and one TV show producer was “livid,” says Nancy. “He felt very betrayed. Where’s his sense of humor?”

[From Lifeline Live]

Because I am lame I somehow managed to never see or even hear of this particular video. What can I say, I really prefer the cute animal viral vids more than anything else. So since I watched this after I already knew it was a hoax, to me it seemed… well not obviousit was staged, but definitely suspicious.

The emotion of the bridesmaids at the end is very cheesy and unrealistic. So I guess it’s not just that it seems like acting, but like bad acting. Keith appears to yell “No!” as Chloe and the minister are falling into the pool. That struck me as unrealistic – in the moment, I think you’d just gasp or something. But no is sort of like, “No! It’s my greatest fear realized!” I know that’s something relatively minor, but he just seemed to be really quick with it. I’d be like, “Is this really happening? This isn’t really happening.” Right after that a bridesmaid giggles and says “Oh my God,” and it is just really fake. Her bad delivery of one half line should have made people suspicious from the get-go. Thanks for ruining it, Bridesmaid Number 4. Your career just went down the toilet.

Actually I can’t help but wonder if the careers of everyone involved in this little debacle just went down the toilet. Or in their case, maybe sucked into the pool filtration system.

Here are “Chloe” and “Keith” on Good Day L.A.