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Feb 2
'07
“Stardoll’s Media Dollings” Links


- Stardoll’s Media Dollings. Pop the heads and clothes on and off talking heads Perez, Joan Rivers, Anna Wintour, Ryan Seacrest and more. You might notice that they discourage gender-bending, though. What a shame. [Stardoll]
- Lindsay Lohan’s Valentine: Adventures in Wonderland [Gallery of the Absurd]
- Lindsay Lohan’s mom Dina talks about her daughter’s rehab again [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Lindsay Lohan backed out of her latest movie. Not because they didn’t want her or anything [CelebWarship]
- Fergie says she’s not pregnant or engaged [Mollygood], but it does look like her crotch is itchy [yeeeah]
- Is Tyra Banks fat, skinny, or an annoying bitch? [Bastardly]
- Football is so gay [Agent Bedhead]
- Bob Sagat and Lewis Black are real smack-talking penguins (whose mouths don’t move) in the straight-to-DVD Farce of the Penguins [Pajiba]
- Pictures of Matt Damon filming The Bourne Ultimatum in Berlin [Random Good Stuff]
- Pictures of Michael Jackson’s kids’ very white faces [IDLYITW]
- Patrick Dempsey and his wife had twin boys [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Katie Holmes says she loves calling Tom husband [Socialite's Life]
- Kirsten Dunst looking fug as usual [PopSugar]
- Sienna Miller shoved a photographer [The Superficial]
- Even skinny Mischa Barton has cellulite [Gossip or Truth]
- Gisele Bundchen walking her dogs [Gabsmash]
- Are Angelina Jolie’s mom’s ashes going to be scattered in the Bahamas? [Just Jared]
- Does Britney want K-Fed back? [Metadish]
- Christina Aguilera on The Tonight Show
- Britney and Isaac Cohen are still together [PITNB]
- Cute Alyssa Milano photoshoot (except for the fur) [Hollywood Tuna]
- Turkish Superman [Popoholic]
- Denise Richards shows some side crotch while she’s doing coke on the beach [DListed]
- The guerilla marketing guys hanging the Aqua Teen Hunger Force light brites [The Grumpiest]
- Jessica Simpson and John Mayer’s love bus [popbytes]


From the talented artist 14 at Gallery of the Absurd

Posted in Links, Photos

Written by Celebitchy         1 Comment »
Feb 4
'07
Who was O.J.’s accomplice? (update)


Someone leaked parts of the transcript of O.J.’s controversial “If I Did It” interview with his would-be publisher, Judith Reagan, to The NY Times. The interview was never aired after outrage from the victims’ families and the public forced Fox to scrap it. OJ’s book was similarly canned, and Reagan was fired from her job at Harper Collins.

All of the details O.J. gave in the interview and book were laughably called “hypothetical” in a transparent attempt to maintain his innocence. O.J. received a hefty advance for the never-published book that would have seen him profit on “hypothetical” murder. The exact amount of the advance was not confirmed, although speculation is that it was around $1 million. O.J. said that he spent his book advance on bills, but a federal judge froze the money, saying it was owed to the victim’s families as part of a $33.5 million civil lawsuit they won against him. Neither his ex-wife Nicole Brown’s family or the family of her murdered friend Ronald Goldman has seen a dime.

In the transcript obtained by The NY Times, O.J. says there are details of the uh, murders by some random other person that he can’t remember. He does say that if he did do it, there was an accomplice that he calls Charlie. The guy came to him that night to tell him dirt about his ex-wife Nicole, probably that she was sleeping around, and he got all worked up and decided to confront her.

Charlie came with him to the scene, where Goldman happened to be by sheer bad luck and good samaritanship for returning Nicole’s sunglasses. Goldman tried to do karate on O.J. after Nicole “fell and hurt herself,” most likely after O.J. smacked her, and then O.J. used the knife that this guy Charlie brought to him from the car at the opportune moment.

After the deed was done, O.J. asked “Charlie” to get rid of the evidence for him:


Mr. Simpson introduces a new character to the well-known cast: a man identified only as Charlie, someone he had recently met and befriended, and who, in the hypothetical accounts, served as an unwilling accomplice to the murders.

Mr. Simpson says in the interview that Charlie came to his house that night and told him of troubling aspects of Ms. Simpson’s personal life, things Mr. Simpson said “had to stop.” The two drove to Ms. Simpson’s nearby home. He says that he always kept a ski hat in his car for chilly mornings on the golf course, along with a knife to deal with “crazies.” Mr. Simpson says he left the knife in the car, with Charlie.

As Mr. Simpson approached his ex-wife’s door, Mr. Goldman arrived, the two began exchanging angry words, and Ms. Simpson came out and joined the argument, Mr. Simpson says. After she “fell,” Mr. Goldman squared off against Mr. Simpson in a karate stance. Then Charlie showed up with the knife.

Mr. Simpson says he remembered grabbing the knife from Charlie. He says he then blacked out. His next memory is being covered in “blood and stuff.”

Asked by Ms. Regan to describe the bloody scene in greater detail, he at one point suggests that viewers read the book because he found it too difficult to discuss. Moments later, he speaks about it in a way that suggests he holds no more knowledge of the crime scene than anyone else who had watched the televised trials…

The transcript does not contain any remarks by Mr. Simpson about what happened to the bloody clothes or the knife he described in the interview. But in the manuscript Mr. Simpson wrote that he gave a bundle to Charlie with explicit instructions to “make sure it disappears … forever.”

At first I thought, “Oh ‘Charlie’ is Kato Kaelin,” but now I’m pretty sure he’s not. The reason I assumed that is because he’s the only guy I know connected to the case who was a friend of O.J. and Nicole and who saw O.J. that night.

O.J. said that the man who came to him with the news about Nicole was a “recent” friend, though. Nicole and Ron Goldman were murdered in June, 1994. Kaelin moved into the guest house at then-Nicole and O.J.’s mansion in mid January 1993, according to his testimony at Simpson’s trial. He ended up moving to the guest house behind O.J.’s Rockingham estate when Nicole and O.J. sold their place. He wasn’t a “recent” friend, and since Nicole is the one he was friends with first and who invited him to stay, it doesn’t seem like he would betray her by talking smack to O.J.

TMZ had a recent story that Kaelin said “What do you mean if?” when asked what he thought about O.J.’s book “If I did it.” There’s a book about Kaelin by a guy who interviewed him extensively and claims he knew how crazy jealous O.J. was, which does not jibe with his cleaned-up testimony at O.J.’s trial. The author says Kaelin tried to spare O.J. and be likeable on the witness stand, and didn’t talk about how whacked O.J. was. Kaelin denied O.J. was jealous in his cross examination, and basically said that O.J. didn’t talk about Nicole to him, wasn’t any different on the night of the murders, and that the only thing he heard was three “thumps” that night that he mistook at first for an earthquake, but was probably just O.J. turning on the air conditioning.

Regardless I don’t think Kato was the one at the scene, so who was there? Of course O.J., I mean the other murderer O.J. is channeling for his aborted book, is responsible, not the accomplice. That accomplice should be at least tried since O.J. already bought his way out of a life sentence.

Who was O.J.’s recent friend at the time who could have handed him the knife and disposed of it afterwards? They have stuff like this all the time on that “Cold Case” show. You can’t try a person twice for the same crime, but you can find the other person that’s responsible and bring them to justice.

Of course there might not have been another person there, and O.J. could be making Charlie up to make it seem like he was driven to double murder by forces beyond his control.

Update: Maybe O.J. isn’t clever enough to make up a person who wasn’t there. According to the evidence at his trial, the defense “noted that the genetic material of an unknown person was found in the steering wheel blood,” which they used as part of their conspiracy theory that O.J. was framed. There was also said to be “unexplained [foot] imprints” at the scene that didn’t match O.J.’s size 12 Bruno Maglis.

Who could this other guy have been that was with O.J.? Well, wasn’t his friend, fellow ex football player Al Cowlings, the one who drove him on that weird low speed chase in the Bronco that was all over television? Cowlings played high school football with O.J., though, so it wasn’t like he was a recent friend.

There was a guy called Christian Reichardt who testified on O.J.’s behalf that he spoke to him on the phone on the night of the murders and that he was calm and relaxed. Reichardt was the boyfriend of Nicole’s best friend Faye Resnick, and according to a Fox News article he was helping wean O.J. off steroids. (Steroid rage may have caused O.J. to freak out and murder his ex and her maybe-boyfriend.) Given that his name also starts with a “Ch,” it’s not so much of a stretch to assume that he could have been “Charlie.”

Posted in Crime, O.J. Simpson, Photos

Written by Celebitchy         11 Comments »
Feb 5
'07
Mena Suvari just wants you to pay attention to her


Mena Suvari is not getting enough attention in her one-third-life crisis. In the spring of 2005 she dumped her 17 year-older German husband after five years of marriage, and has been shacking up with a younger breakdancer. She took off her top at the beach a couple of weeks ago - in Florida, not France - and has been seen out in bootlicious outfits. Now she’s just dressing fug, and sporting Nelly Furtado bangs.

The top of her canary yellow tank-style dress has those kind of big scaly sequins that would be at home on a mermaid costume, and the too-short bottom is gathered accordian style. She pairs it with black diamond-patterned 3/4 length leggings. Her accessories include giant hoop earrings and a fat ‘ol chain with a giant M that looks like she snatched it off the hood of a car. Black acrylic nails with silver embellished tips top off her ensemble. The purse and shoes aren’t bad, though.

Mena has a part in that Factory Girl movie, and stars in three upcoming films this year, including another with Sienna Miller called The Mysteries of Pittsburgh, which is the only one that might be decent.

She is shown at a Fashionweek kickoff party on 1/31. Pictures from Gossip Rocks.

Posted in Careers, Fashion, Mena Suvari, Photos

Written by Celebitchy         8 Comments »
Feb 5
'07
Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are moving in together


Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have been all over the place lately during his tour in Florida. Now a supposed insider says that John is moving in together to Jessica’s house in L.A. this spring.

“She joined the first leg of John’s winter tour,” disclosed the friend.

“The turned his first dates in Florida into a working vacation. They hit the night spots and dined [sic] in Miami”

The next step, says their pal, will edge them even closer to marriage.

“Jessica and John will be moving in together - most likely into Jessica’s L.A. house in the spring.”

[From The National Enquirer print edition, February 12, 2007]

The Enquirer goes on to speculate that they could be getting married soon.

Given how reluctant Mayer was to admit that he had a burgeoning fling with Jessica, I really doubt this is true. He doesn’t seem sincere about the relationship from what I can glean by judging everything through paparazzi photos.

A fan followed Jessica and Mayer to their hotel as part of an assignment for Life and Style. She rain into the pair in the hotel lobby. She said they were touchy-feely and that Mayer told her that Jessica was “the nice one” after they signed autographs for her and obliged her request for a picture. The paparrazo in training followed the two to Applebees and then to a local theatre, where they saw Smoking Aces.

Here are the two pictures she snapped, courtesy of Sweetkisses.net. Jessica is also seen in Hollywood shopping for groceries on February 1st. Jessica was seen out at Hyde this weekend with new auburn-colored hair, which was probably just a wig as usual.

Posted in Fake News, Hookups, Jessica Simpson, John Mayer, Photos

Written by Celebitchy         4 Comments »
Feb 5
'07
Britney wears her undies on the outside


Britney Spears mistook a control undergarment for a dress at fashion week in NY. At least she’s wearing underwear, even if it’s on the outside. She attended the Baby Phat show, and was seen out with her bored-looking manager admiring all the creative ways Kimora Lee Simmons manages to flaunt her love of fur and tacky fashion, maybe in that order.

You could see the pricetag for her bra through Britney’s sheer dress, and it looks like she had some near nip-slips while she was bent over watching the show, but this is an improvement for her.

Britney said being single was “awesome” when questioned about it, and that Kimora’s latest collection was “amazing.” No word on whether she’s hired Tom Cruise’s sister as her publicist, although given her recent public image and overuse of superlatives it’s possible.

Britney and K-Fed have extended their temporary custody agreement into February amid rumors that Britney wants him back despite the fact that she’s got a new boyfriend.

Pictures from BreatheHeavy.com

Posted in Britney Spears, Fashion, Kimora Simmons, Photos

Written by Celebitchy         5 Comments »
Feb 5
'07
Is Naomi Watts finally pregnant?


I was calling Naomi Watts pregnant after last year’s Oscars so it’s hard to tell with her, but reader Millie pointed out to me that she’s wearing loose dresses lately and that her boobs are getting big. Things seem to be going well with her boyfriend Liev Schreiber, and Naomi has made no secret of the fact that she wants to start a family. Could she be pregnant? Well, she could. There definitely seems to be something going on under that dress. She could also just be favoring loose dresses, so we’ll have to see.

Naomi is shown at the MontBlanc night of stars on Friday, February 2 in Chamonix, France. She is also seen in a blue dress at the Golden Globes on January 15th, where she is posing a bit defensively with her clutch held over her stomach.

Pictures from France-Vidcaps and Gossip Rocks.

Posted in Babies, Fake News, Liev Schreiber, Naomi Watts, Photos

Written by Celebitchy         6 Comments »
Feb 5
'07
Brandy got dumped the morning of her accident


Brandy didn’t have drugs or alcohol in her system the day she caused a fatal car accident, but she may have been heartbroken and distraught. The National Enquirer claims that she was dumped for good that morning by her on-off boyfriend and onetime fiance, Knicks forward guard Quentin Richardson, and that she was seen crying when she left his hotel:

The morning of the accident Brandy had been visiting her on-again off-again fiance, New York Knicks basketball star Quentin Richardson, who was in town for a game.

“The tried to reconcile one more time when Quentin finally told Brandy it just wasn’t going to work. She left his hotel in tears,” said the source.

Later that morning Brandy was going 65 mph when she slammed her 2007 Land Rover in a 2005 Toyota driven by 38-year0old Awatef Aboudihaj, who was married with one child… Aboudihaj’s car hit another vehicle then slid sideways before striking the center divider. Brandy was not injured, but witnesses at the scene claim she was hysterical.

[From The National Enquirer print edition, February 12, 2006]

Brandy and Quentin announced their engagement in June, 2004, with Brandy sporting a $1 million custom-designed engagement ring. Right around that time the news came out that Brandy was never really married to the father of her daughter, producer Robert Smith. She claimed Smith was her husband when the two starred in a short MTV reality show about the birth of her child in mid 2002.

Brandy was so crazy about Quentin that she had his face tattooed on her left shoulder blade. She changed the tattoo of Quentin’s face to a cat when they ended their engagement in October, 2005.

I have been in one of those relationships where you love the person but it’s never going to work no matter how hard you try. It drives you crazy, but you have to just end it and move on. It was probably eating at Brandy for a while, and if this is true she must have been incredibly upset that morning.

Brandy is being sued for $50 million by the family of the woman killed in the accident she caused. The California Highway Patrol is recommending that she be charged with misdemeanor vehicular manslaughter, but she has not been officiallly charged yet. The case is under review by the city’s attorney’s office.

Posted in Accidents, Brandy, Breakups, Deaths, Emotional, Photos

Written by Celebitchy         7 Comments »
Feb 5
'07
When Fatty met Sally


Human inflatable tube Matthew Perry is dating injectible lips accident Meg Ryan at least possibly so according to Ananova.com

The word on the street is that Matthew Perry has been making rather a few trips to Meg Ryan’s LA homestead.
And it has been reported that they have also been out for a candlelit dinner for two.
Hmm…
Now, we’re big fans of this supposed coupling… as far as we know they’re both single and we think they’d be rather cute together.

I think both of them are so long past their cute days and well into their awkward, extended trying to preserve their cute in formaldehyde as it becomes a more and more embarrassing smelly jar on the shelf. Perry has already been through the shame of ballooning up and down all over the last few seasons of Friends. As the rest of the cast became visibly aged, toned, and salt cured millionaires only MP was ruining continuity between seasons either wobbling around like a blancmange or showing up rehab skinny.

Meg hit an appearance tailspin of her own with a crazy case of trout pout. Collagen Lips that sat like a pair of tonsils under her nose. It was perhaps a public call for help after being lured away from fine fettlesome husband Dennis Quaid by Russell Crowe – and then unceremoniously dumped by the same.

andPOP had some added eyewitness detail:

“They sat in a dark corner booth. Meg asked that the spotlight on their table to be turned down.”

No Wonder … who wants to see all that formerly cute well lit … I think bar lighting is this couple’s best friend …

Credit where credit is due Matthew P. has taken the bloated carcass of Chandler and reanimated it on the new Aaron Sorkin clever patter fest Studio 60 on the Sunset Street – and it kinda works. Meg is slated to replace Lisa Kudrow (the clever Yale girl who has made the most interesting post-Friends choices) in a rom/com across from William Macy. Trout Pout and The Ventriloquists Dummy … Fish Face and Chucky … I see the comedy bit anyway - this idea of cute in this pairing eludes me as well.

Posted in Photos

Written by UrbanDK         13 Comments »
Feb 5
'07
Prince Harry Taking off All His Clothes Online


The News of the World reports Red Prince Harry’s online romancing complete with secret nicknames, internet trends and getting’ buck nekkid

BESOTTED Prince Harry has confessed his love for Chelsy Davy – on a website used by millions.

The prince posts intimate messages on Facebook, a new MySpace-style social network, to keep in touch with Chelsy.

Harry, 22, uses the codename Spike Wells and calls Chelsy “Chicken.”

I can’t be the only one to note that it’s a very stripper spelling of the name “Chelsy.” Perhaps it went so thoroughly round the popular girls name cycle — that it popped back up in the British upperclass — I look forward to a slew of titled types: Lady Destineee, Baroness Peachez, or Lusshuss Marchioness of Queensbury. Perhaps the upper classes worldwide have become so undifferentiated from the trashy attractions of contemporary money and power that stripper names are all the rage.

The Facebook silliness continued when Harry was coming home from a London Club:

Harry got out his laptop and wrote on Facebook: “Spike is TAKING OFF ALL HIS CLOTHES, waiting for chicken!”

The lesson here kids … don’t drink and post.

On January 23, Harry joked about how depressed he was that Chelsy had gone to America. The Army 2nd lieutenant said: “Spike is contemplating hanging himself with a dental floss and a banana…just coz his fave person in the world has gone!”

Two days later at 4.58am he added: “Spike is finding it hard to get the dental floss to hold…and isn’t sure how he can involve the banana!”

Harry, I’m sure suggestions for banana use will now be flooding in from friendly readers worldwide.

It all somewhow brings to mind his Dad’s (well maybe his Dad) cringemaking messages to Camilla. The men in this family seem to have an odd notion of what props add to the romance. Bananas and floss still being preferable to tampons. Good dental hygiene and a diet well balanced in potassium is always gonna top Toxic Shock Syndrome.

The ginger Prince had an unusual moment of forethought … that, quite usually, changed nothing that he actually did

Harry admits opening his heart on the net may be a silly thing to do. After returning to Britain from a visit to Chelsy in November the prince confessed he was “madly in love with his girlfriend and knows he’s gonna regret saying that over facebook!!”

If the regrets kick in too hard we suggest he contact Jade Jagger’s London Rep Sara Forage … she’s got some smoke that will put the minger back in his ginger and erase any memory of how it all happened.

Picture below from Just Jared.

Posted in Drunk, Prince Harry, Technology

Written by UrbanDK         13 Comments »
Feb 5
'07
Fly The Jagger Skies


Mick and Bianca Spawn - Jade Jagger – terrorized fellow first class passengers last week – who then gleefully got their own back by spilling bitchy details to Page Six:

Jade was escorted onto the plane as ‘a guest of Richard Branson’s.’ She looked as though she hadn’t combed her hair or showered in weeks and was with a fellow of the same bathing habits and a fat, unfortunate-looking woman.

Let’s all admit that the fat, unfortunate sidekick really got the worst of that commentary … one expects BoHo, rock spawn, Brits to be rather dirty and carefree. Not long ago in these very pages JJ was rumoured to enjoy a daily chilly chill Breakfast of spliff and champagne.

Sadly Virgin is not able to provide the calming effects of really First Class chronic and so Jade and companions apparently got more than a bit boisterous:

All proceeded to get drunk and loud and were falling down in the aisles, climbing over seats, pointing at people and talking about them aloud. They helped themselves to [alcoholic] bottles on the bar and generally disrupted the entire first-class section.

Dirty Jade and Jade’s Dirty Boy apparently snatched some of the wine off other passengers trays, made rude comments about the quality of the wine they quaffed and even indulged in a bit of undercover stewardess kicking. Still at the end of the day the harshest dig was reserved for the “fat, unfortunate-looking woman” FUfs we’ll call her … who even when sleeping couldn’t avoid giving grave, fat-based offense.

At one point, the captain even had to come out. Then the fat one falls asleep with butt crack exposed.

I suppose not even the authority of the captain’s reprimand can contain the cheeky horror of the FUfsy butt crack - which while not snatching wine or kicking the help simply sits there grimacing at one - adding insult to the already rampant injury. We hate FUfs and we hate her fufsy butt crack in all its porcine splendour - lying about like a sow waiting for its litter of piglets.

Jade’s London Rep Sara Forage (as in wee piglets foraging for mini-bar bottles of decent vintage) came up with the ballsy:

Jade has a fear of flying and often has a drink before she boards a flight to calm her down.

While she had fun with her traveling companions, she did not realize that her talking and laughing would cause offense and regrets causing any disruption of which, until now, she was completely unaware.

I take it back — that’s Sara Forage as in foraging through the British Hempire to score that quality Smoke that scores you that Early Onset Alzheimers buzz. Now that’s the kind of London Rep a Jagger needs.

Posted in Drunk, Jade Jagger, Photos

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